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Dear Beebs ISSUE 11!

We're at the precipice of a milestone prime number of an issue! The big 11! It's going to be an astonishing, awe-inspiring, formidable piece of newspapery awesomeness that no Glitch should miss.

And now I need you. . . . . again! Here's how it works: You tell me your real or fictitious problems, and I answer them in my monthly column, Dear Beebs.

So tell me what's on your mind. Got problems? I got answers! (sometimes)

P.S. . . . Where is my mind today? If you're feeling rather shy then feel free to send your letters to Beebs.Advice@gmail.com

Posted 6 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I guess you skipped issues 1, 2, 3, 5, & 7?   :-D
    Posted 6 months ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bleh. . . changed! X3
    Posted 6 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs--I have hundreds of SDB's in my house.  I don't particularly want to pay to upgrade each and every one of them but the free options are really bumming me out.  Should I suck it up and and live in SDB-induced poverty so that I can upgrade them now or should I live with plain jane SDB's in the hopes that the pricing structure changes in the future?
    Posted 6 months ago by Soupie♨ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wohoo! My letter was included in the last issue!

    Dear Beebs,

    I think there's something bothering my Magic Rock, but I don't know how to broach the topic with him. He seems so serious all the time, not like his old cheerful self. I think it has gotten worse since the arrival of my butler Wadsworth.

    What should I do?

    Sincerely,
    Worried About Rock
    Posted 6 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Only a couple of days till my deadline! Any more letters? ehhh???
    Posted 6 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Madam Beebs,

    Over the past couple of weeks i have lived with this problem that was made known to me by many glitches around me. Some may even say I have an addiction to these items. I have come to the conclusion that maybe i do have an addiction to.....Cubimals. I have spent my last currant on these awesome, adorable collectables. Every move i make, at this point, is somehow connected to getting more cubimals. Beebs please tell me I am not too far gone to be saved. I really need your help.

    Sincerely,
    Cubi Addict.
    Posted 6 months ago by Vonte Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs:
    I don't like jumping around; I keep misjudging and mistiming that all I often do is end up in a jump-fall off-jump again loop. I hate platformers and I detest all this saltatory motion. Now we have two lovely new lands that are all about jumping. I've fallen off so many times I think I've broken and/or sprained everything at least twice- except the giants haven't imagined injuries yet, so there's that. How am I every going to cope with all this hopping, skipping, jumping and leaping?

    Signed, Where's my Hoverboard
    Posted 6 months ago by Zurin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    In Ur time, how long does it actually take if someone mentions that something is coming "soon"?

    Signed,
    TwoWeeks
    Posted 6 months ago by roderick ordonez Subscriber! | Permalink