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Underground Splanking Ring - Make Easy $$! - NEXT FIGHT TBA

NEXT FIGHT TBA. In the meantime, help us make splanking a true spectator sport!

What is Splank Fighting?
The most gruesome bloodsport in Ur! Come see glitchen fight to the death in the pits! Watch two (or more!) glitchen beat the piss out of one another with planks until all but one dies! 

Where does it take place?
Locations change regularly. Tickets are also teleport scripts, and will take you to the latest fight destination. 

I want to be a contender and earn easy $$!
Fantastic! We're always looking for fighters. Win or lose, you are guaranteed to earn 1000c. If you win the fight, you take 1k + 5% of the door take. As fights get bigger, this bonus will also get bigger! We are looking for players of all levels! 

How do I buy a ticket / watch the fights?
Easily! Tickets go on sale in the auction house a few hours before each fight for 1095c. Advance tickets are available the day before a fight at a discount. Mail 1050c to me in-game, and I will send you a ticket. Once tickets go on sale, advance sales are no longer valid. 

News:
Splank Club has been featured in the ImaginatUr!

To everyone asking about the next fight - I apologize for the delay. It's been a hectic thanksgiving. Fights will resume this week - please check back for updated information. Remember, advanced tickets are available!

Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Fantastic! Tomorrow's looking to be a hot night, so make sure you get tickets asap! They'll go on sale a few hours before the fight starts, so check back here often!

    If anyone wants to reserve tickets ahead for an extra 50c (we'll mail them to you direct, no need to bid), please mail me in game with your payment of $1050 (first come, first serve). Otherwise, good luck, and we'll see ya'll tomorrow!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bump!
    Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tickets are on sale now, folks! See ya'll tonight!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Splanking is fun. What time? Is it on Glinvite?
    Posted 13 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The fight is at 9PM EST tonight!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Congrats to our Champion, M.ł.λ!

    Check out pics from tonights fight, hosted by Lontonthir in the garden of his beautiful home!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dang, I missed it!
    Posted 13 months ago by Taupe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Xev: Great pics! I heartily encourage everyone to fight at least once...it's a heckuva rush, and waaaaay more exciting than spectatoring!
    Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <clears her throat> ummm no way. I have never died yet and not planning to do so ever! I enjoy watching but that is where it stops for me lol! SPECTATOR FOREVER!!!!!!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • this is appalling.

    can i get in the ring?
    Posted 13 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Casombra Amberrose: o.0  Really? It's quite fun...Did y'know there're tomatoes in certain parts of hell, and they are YUMMY!
    @flask: Do eeeeeet!
    Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, and squishing grapes is FUN!
    Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No no no no NO!!!! I go watch only and give out a hearty stew here and there but no way will I get into the ring! I enjoy watching that is all! I have an aversion to dying so I stay away from it like it was the plague. I wish we could get an achievement for NOT dying!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yep, some of our spectators are very adverse to dying (and being splanked). Please respect their wishes. Fighting (and dying) IS a lot of fun, but not everyone who comes to these events wants to get in the ring :)

    And no worries, Casombra, we'll make sure you're taken care of. Apologies if anything got out of hand tonight. We tried to reel it in as quickly as possible.

    @ Dahlia - you were ADORABLE in the ring! It was a great fight and lots of fun to watch. Lon and I were commenting on how cute your avatar is. Definitely made for some great pics (as well as the beautiful garden setting).

    @flask - of course you can get in on it! Let me know ahead of time for the next fight if you're available, and we'll make sure you get on the guest list :)

    Thanks to everyone who came out, and hopefully we'll see you all at the next fight!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Xev: Really?! Me?! Cute? Awww, thanks! [blushes] I'm sorry about the keyboard lock-up/lag/whatever-thingy...hope it didn't make it too boring for those watching...I fixed it as quick as possible...but, man, was that FUN!
    @Casombra: Please don't take offense...was all in fun! You come watch, and I'll die again for ya!
    @flask: Do it...do it...do IT...DO IT!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha no offense Dahlia! I love going to the fights! One of the few social things I do on this game but I love going to them! All good Xev! There were a few naughty ones out there that don't understand the difference between spectator only and in the ring lol! Good thing I carry plenty of hearty stew and some drink on me because a splank now and then landed on me =/ But that meant less hearty stew to the combatants after the fight ended for them to get up health! Whoever was splanking in the spectator crowd naught naughty!!!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can't wait for next fight!
    Posted 13 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can't wait for next fight!
    Posted 13 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bump!
    Posted 13 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's important to keep this thread high :P More interesting than a lot of the stuff on the front page!
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So interested in this idea!!!!!!!!!!!! 
    Posted 13 months ago by Sperkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't believe no one has said it.... Everybody was splank foo fighting.
    Posted 13 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sadly Xev I will not be coming to this one :( I have a family function to go to on Sunday but make sure you get some nice screenshots!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • did the tickets sell out already?
    Posted 13 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The tickets have not gone on sale yet, but advance tickets are available. Please read the updated op for details :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xev.....You put the fun in dying.......!!!!
    I knew those damn splanks were meant for something more entertaining..
    I believe they splanked a Dev to death in Alpha...Anyone remember that event? I wasn't on that day but It was  listed in the forums..
    Posted 13 months ago by Tilly TrinkleHouse Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol@flask :) 

    "this is appalling.can i get in the ring?"  
    Posted 13 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bump
    Posted 13 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • EDIT: In light of the un-launching that's going on and its related mini-panic, we're rescheduling tonight's fight for later in the week. For those who have purchased advance tickets, please accept my apologies and a full refund. (You will get your currants back in the mail later tonight when I'm in-game).
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is one of the most amazing ideas ever.

    For some reason it reminds me of this: chasmosaurs.blogspot.com/se...
    Posted 13 months ago by Not A Brontosaurus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Relevant username.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • !

    <3!

    !!!

    I must attend!
    Posted 13 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bumping this up
    Posted 12 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah, is there to be a fight this week? Not been keeping up with Splank Club as well as I should xP
    Posted 12 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bumperio
    Posted 12 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bumping this upers
    Posted 12 months ago by Emilia Rosalinda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've been having private parties with very limited guest lists. I'm in no state to be hosting events this week.
    Posted 12 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
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