Purple is a dangerous weed which encourages the consumption of the addictive, illegal drug known as "marijuana" in Real Life. In order to protect minors and the pets and spouses of Glitch players from this insidious influence, I propose we start a "community watch" in game to patrol the public herb garden beds, uprooting purples and donating them in an attempt to make the species extinct. And splanking anyone who dares to plant purple. Anyone have the time to take up the torch and run with it?