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Forget Voting! The Fish are Marching. The Fish are Marching!

Rumors of a salmon uprising are circulating in Ur, as evidenced by the phlax of Salmoniformes that reported for duty at the temporary location of my home.

skitch.com/heygabe/8ec6t/oh...

This is why our work with the good keepers and whisperers of the Legend of the Fish is so important, friends. This is happening. Don't let the giants distract you with their so-called "democratic" method of new animal selection for Ur. There are already new animals on the move in our lands, and they did not need the approval of the masses to begin their quiet campaign.

The fish are organizing against us. They are keeping track of who is on their side and who slices them up and serves them on a plank with a little olive oil. *drools*

The fish remember your legends. Do you remember theirs?

Posted 9 months ago by HeyGabe Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I am going to go find some slamon in the wild so I can have my Lotsa Lox!
    Posted 9 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They're probably just looking for a fish ladder.
    Posted 9 months ago by Spaghetti Thompson Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fish can't march.
    Posted 9 months ago by NO DELETIN BACON>:O Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i often take counsel with the legendary fish of the dark corner.. www.flickr.com/photos/74366...
    Posted 9 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's the taco that's waco
    the one to beware
    at the centre of hell
    and under the stair

    Hell's taco's no angel
    and will give you a fright
    as he turns up with his Chapter
    in the middle of the night

    The dips are there waiting
    his cute hangers on
    and the carrots boogy
    to Ix's new song
    Posted 9 months ago by Miss Parsley Subscriber! | Permalink
  • NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
    Posted 9 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's a total 'wag the pig' scenario! The election is only meant to pull our attentions from the real issues!
    Posted 9 months ago by shipwreck Subscriber! | Permalink