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TRB4's Cubimal Liberation Service (Fast, Safe, and Discreet)

Are you being crowded out of house and home by common Cubimals? Have you tried setting them free with love but just can't stand the guilt you feel afterwards? Would you rather just leave the whole thing for someone else to deal with? If you answered YES to any of those questions then boy do I have a service for you!

At TRB4's Cubimal Liberation Service you can quickly, safely, and most importantly anonymously drop off your unwanted common Cubimals and I will set them free for you! No guilt, no mess, no worries. You can leave your Cubimals with my butler Gloomo any time, or if you're the type that would like to watch me free your Cubimals, you can IM me while I am online and meet me at my house/office, or send me an in game mail message and we can set up an appointment.

I value patient confidentiality very highly, I will NEVER release your name, the amount or types of Cubimals you've dropped off, or if you watched or not. Your secrets are safe with me. But in order to keep your secrets I ask that you not schedule appointments in this forum, unless you are okay with making your business public, but be warned there are many Glitchen that do not support a Glitch's right to choose to free themselves of undesired Cubimals. You may be criticized for choosing my service if you post here publicly, and I do not want that for any of my patients.

My services are completely FREE, I do not require any compensation or rewards. I merely wish to help Glitchen who can't handle the guilt that accompanies this decision.

One last note, while I truly value everyone's opinions on the topic of "Pro-Free" vs. "Pro-Keep" please keep the discussion civil and please no personal attacks. 

Posted 6 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Not enough explosions.
    Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol.
    Posted 6 months ago by Helvete Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, also, how do we know you are not shipping off innocent cubimals with those big innocent eyes off for medical experiments?

    Ive seen a number of them missing a limb or three lately.  I know it wasnt **me** doing that.  Probably.

    Also we need more things that are sparkly to hug.  Will this even accomplish the goal? Probably not.

    I love hash browns.
    Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We need hash browns.
    Posted 6 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ☣ elf ☣ - I can assure you that I am not conducting medical experiments on these Cubimals, nor am I shipping them off to a remote location for those purposes. As I stated in my original post, you are more then welcome to watch me "set them free". 

    As for the mutilated Cubimals that you have been seeing lately, may I ask where you've seen these Cubimals? Because this is the first that I have heard of them. If you are only seeing disfigured Cubimals on your home street or in your house, you may be suffering from advanced schizophrenia and may have developed a psychopathic alter ego that does horrifying things to Cubimals without your knowledge. If that is the case I HIGHLY recommend that you immediately deliver all of your excess Cubimals to my office so that I may save them from their impending doom.

    And finally, I can concur that hash browns are indeed needed.
    Posted 6 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yah, it sounds like hes shipping them off for medical experiments.

    No hash browns for you.
    Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear TRB4,

    Can I just watch you free other people's cubimals? Or is that too kinky.

    Love, 
    Siren, who totally supports a Glitch's right to free
    Posted 6 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sirentist - The ones that are dropped off anonymously I see no problem allowing you to view the freeing process. You could be my "Nurse" if you like.
    Posted 6 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll take your free img, er cubimals if you want.
    Posted 6 months ago by Rev. Lightbringer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't listen to Rev. Lightbringer as I have a sneaking suspicion that he may be the one conducting medical experimentations on the Cubimals. I've got my eye on you Rev.
    Posted 6 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I didn't use TRB4's Cubimal Liberation Service, but I have this, um, friend who got into some trouble with cubimals, and I went with her to liberate them.  The service was completely confidential.  We used the anonymous drop-butler.  And before we could even get home, there was a note detailing the humane release of her cubimal.  This service is professional, swift, and above all, caring. 
    When you care enough to let them go, but just don't have the heart to do it yourself... call CLS!
    Posted 6 months ago by ippa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank you for that amazing endorsement ippa! I hope your friend is doing well and keeping her Cubimal addiction under control, but if she manages to have a minor set back and ends up with a few too many Cubimals again my doors are always open ^_^
    Posted 6 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I let go a chick awhile ago, and it gave a flutter, and it's little eyes met mine and it assured me that we would always be friends, wherever each of us may be, always.   How could I take such a beautiful emotional moment and dump it into the hands of strangers?  
    Posted 6 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @TRB4, truly CLS  is a needed service I sincerely like your promise of confidentiality.
     I feel heart string pangs just thinking about *elf*'s thoughts Oh My!, though I think *elf* is kind.
     And I do get some solace knowing that a Rev.Lightbringer is available if and when  needed. 
    Please note, I too like hash browns! LOL
    Posted 6 months ago by Joy Subscriber! | Permalink