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Who IS the learnin' rock guide?

What's his/her story? How's the get stuck with the job of hanging around Glitchens and doing all their homework? Why to they keep demanding we do chores for them? 

(I would like to be able to purchase different hats for my rock.)

Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I'm guessing he was a bad rock... and was punished to serve the most boring sentence ever served in all of Glitchdom. Being our advisors.
    Posted 18 months ago by Serenadier Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He is Gods proffessor,Holding the wonderful book of knowledge so you can get more goodies faster.lol
    Posted 18 months ago by Jellybelly Baby Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's the rock of knowledge. Bestowed upon each user at birth and taken from the larger Cliff of Wisdom. Pretty neat for a pet rock.
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think we should slap a *Groucho Mask* on him - just for those of us that are far too easily amused
    Posted 18 months ago by Morticia Addams Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cerulean, I have to think hanging around the Cliff of Wisdom would be annoying. "I know the answer!" "No! I know!" "Listen to me! I know!" "Me me me!"
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the rock is a Pet Rock.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_rock
    Posted 18 months ago by striatic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My dad bough both me and my sister Pet Rocks (you can now figure out my approximate age).
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -the rock is a figment of your imagination. That's right- you've been talking to yourself the entire time. And everyone is concerned.
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Given that us Glitches are imagining of the Giants then I guess the rock is too. how come he likes to ask us to do tasks then suddenly decide he doesn't really want what we've cooked anyway? Talk about annoying.
    Posted 18 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • To me, the Magic Rock looks like actor Richard Ayoade in his role as Moss in the Brit sitcom "The IT Crowd."  Here's a quick side-by-side comparison: http://i53.tinypic.com/x58aj5.jpg

    So whenever I read what the Magic Rock is saying, I hear it in the voice of Moss.  

    I give you: The Internet
    Posted 18 months ago by Mahalla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Why it should be a rock? Only? How about the idea to have the option to choose your asdistant... Rock, Tree, Master Yoda or whatever the glitch team decide.
    Posted 18 months ago by Devon Eleven Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rock of Ages... too many links... not enough humor...
    Posted 18 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm just glad it's not a paper clip. I'm fine with everything else.

    *Poing* It looks like you're mining! Would you like some help?
    *Poing!* It looks like you're squeezing a chicken. Would you like some help?
    *Poing!* ... 
    Posted 18 months ago by Ann-Mi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like the idea of having a Rock solid education. =]
    Posted 18 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ann-Mi - ROLFMAO!
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ScillyGirl5: As do I!
    Posted 18 months ago by MeherMan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Has no one heard of the term "Rocks for brains"?
    Posted 18 months ago by Kippsi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL @ Ann-Mi!!!
    Posted 18 months ago by Effington Subscriber! | Permalink