Ok, hear me out.
You know all those teeny, tiny note that we all leave around asking other Gltichen not to kill our wood tree (or not take all the cabbage that you've left for your public pigs) that never get read until after the tree has been destroyed? What if you could buy or build a billboard to put next to that tree (or whatever) that clearly stated "HEY! YOU THERE! I HAVE A MESSAGE! AND YOU ARE READING THAT MESSAGE RIGHT NOW!"
You would love love love that, wouldn't you! Wouldn't you?