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#### New ability: Glitchomancy (or, How To Know Your "Hidden" Stats)

Today I was considering that I am wasting way too much of my time "inside" Glitch, and I was wondering my precise levels of Slackiness and Inanity.
So I imagined a possible new ability called Glitchomancy, which of course requires an Augury Kit to be put to use. It goes like this:
* You meditate on the Augury Kit to know what sacrifice it needs to be activated. A sacrifice is a combination of random stuff (although Vacuoles, DNAs and Mytocondrial Remains sound like basic ingredients) which requires quite a bit of work to be gained (i.e. NOT a "let's just quick-harvest some stuff" run).
* You sacrifice said stuff to the Gods using the Augury Kit, and this grants you a vision of your Real Stats - which is to say, the hard numbers defining your profile and performance.
This would allow you, in example, to know that you have harvested eight Godzillions of Beans, spent three geologic eras playing, scraped 2 Barnacles and wore down a hundred Hoes... And all those silly, useless and absolutely fascinating stats we all are wondering about since we first started playing.
Too esoteric, maybe?

Posted 5 months ago by Ayzad | Permalink

### Replies

- I love this idea!
  Posted 5 months ago by a lifted pixel | Permalink
- +1 nice way to satisfy the "progress toward badges" requests
  Posted 5 months ago by Janitch | Permalink
- +1
  Posted 5 months ago by Kristabel | Permalink
- +1 Yes, please!
  Posted 5 months ago by Patricia | Permalink
- +1. Have to agree with Janitch, this would be great for badge progress curiosity. :-)
  Posted 5 months ago by Don Monkey | Permalink
- I would LOVE this! The single most frustrating aspect of Ur for me is not knowing how close I am to earning the really long-haul badges, or else having to track them with pen and paper, which is a huge pain for some of them, like the solo teleportation badges.
  Posted 5 months ago by Gizgazzuz Guziz | Permalink
- +1 This sounds great!
  Posted 5 months ago by Jope | Permalink
- +1
  It would be really helpful~! :D
  Posted 5 months ago by Eriol | Permalink
- I would be very scared to look at those stats.... But I imagine that it would make a lot of glitchen happy :)
  Posted 5 months ago by Coconut | Permalink