I've written a new song! It's about no-no powder, and it's called "Sniff It," and it's to the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. In case you've never heard of this song, you can see the video here.
I hope you enjoy it!
How come you never take your flaps like you should?
The doctor says that it will make you feel so good
If I were in your shoes then I would take it, yes I would
So sniff it
Just sniff it
If you just take it you'll be energy high
You'll cook up lots of applejack, bake lots of pie
Don't ask me what it does for you, don't ask me how or why
Just sniff it
It's amazing for you
Just sniff it
Sniff it
Get yourself some no-no, whiff it!
Use up more no-no
Use up more flaps
Sniff up more powder
In those small wraps
Just sniff it
Just sniff it
Just sniff it
Just sniff it!
Don't care about what all the subway ads say
Just make your own decisions, do it your own way
You better make some no-no, better use some flaps today
Just sniff it
Just sniff it
It's classified among the dangerous drugs
It kills a lot of Glitchen, kills a lot of bugs
But all the cool folks use it and as well as all the thugs
So sniff it
It's fantastic for you
Just sniff it
Sniff it
Use a plain old beaker, whip it!
Make a few no-no
Make a few more
It doesn't matter
If it's a bore
Just sniff it
Sniff it
Take that little flap and lift it!
Just one more no-no
Just one more time
You'll feel so happy
You'll feel sublime
Just sniff it, sniff it, sniff it, sniff it
Sniff it, sniff it, sniff it, sniff it
Sniff it
Sniff it
Don't make any waste, don't gift it!
Just one more no-no
One more amount
Just some more powder
Till you can't count
Just sniff it!