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At the same time, I appreciate that many Americans have been working hard on this erection for years and are looking forward to when the final outcome will be released.
Our news is full of your election and has been for weeks and weeks. What I don't understand is why, after 2 years, there are so many undecided voters. I for one, when it is all over, I hope will have you chosen the right man. I am a citizen of the 51st state known as the UK. God help us.
Vote Shhexy Corin for Top Person* and Jesus Christ for Superstar*! Vote early and often!
*Winners receive four years of brain freeze and a splank on the bum. Candidate eligibility determined by gameshow tickets. Polling places washed away by Hurricane Zille have been replaced by jellisac mounds.
Sorry, Miss Melody, but I believe Canada is the designated 51st state. You know, the place some Americans claim they'll move to should the results of this erection leave them unsatisfied.
Miss Melody- many people, including the media, have misunderstood or misappropriated the term "undecided". What they're referring to is actually "unaffiliated", folks like me who don't check off a party box when we register to vote. Most "undecided" voters have known who they're going to vote for for a long ass time, but when you have 24 hours of news coverage to fill, talking about those of us who are unaffiliated takes up a solid chunk. Also, erections.
To be clear, I wasn't advocating we vote on anything remotely RL. I missed out on the New Animal vote and have been wishing they would do another vote for a while... and I will take any excuse to lobby for another Ur-wide erection!!
Saraphim, to a lot of people, voting day IS a fun holiday. I am one of those who wears my sticker all day long and celebrates my opportunity to make my voice heard (even if it did include an hour-long line)
I know what I'll vote for. Somewhere in the Northern Mountains there needs to be a tall cylindrical rock formation that is generally smooth yet has just enough ridges and folds to allow the dedicated glitch to clamber up to the top (where there is only room for one) feeling flushed yet invigorated at the effort involved to achieve such an exhilarating vista...
I am in the UK, but I very much enjoy a good erection and so will be staying up all night enjoying the current offering from the US and hoping for a happy ending.