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#### What I really like about my botler

1. He tells me when I have mail. This is really a wonderful thing. Thanks.
2. I get to name him. Great opportunity to exercise my love of in jokes. Thanks.
3. His arm falls off and reattaches. This is weird. And creepy. Thanks.
4. He acts, as Miss Manners always recommended (remember Miss Manners?) as a buffer between me and the rest of the world. I really like that. Thanks.
What do you really like about your botler. Mine is male. Maybe yours is female. Or neuter. Isn't it nice to have control?

Posted 3 months ago by Axa | Permalink

### Replies

- There are only two things I like about my Butler:
  1. He is very cute
  2. He gives Gifts to my visitors
  Posted 3 months ago by Brib Annie | Permalink
- Mine works for free, so thats a big +
  Posted 3 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- But elf, rumor is that your butler eats all the onion rings that the devs have been leaving for you...and that's why you've not gotten them yet...*snicker*
  Posted 3 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ | Permalink
- I like that my butler serves as both the president of my Welcoming Committee and also as the guard of my tower. His arm needs a little crazy glue but I love him still.
  Posted 3 months ago by Holly Waterfall | Permalink
- I like that I can tell him to say things to people on my street when I'm not there.
  Posted 3 months ago by Gordon Lughsen | Permalink
- What? OH NOES
  Ima get mad..
  Posted 3 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- mine's an idiot!
  Posted 3 months ago by shhexy corin | Permalink
- I don't like my butler. He doesn't know what being nice is, and some crazy developer programmed my butler to sing call me maybe every minute. I don't think even Etna is brave enough to train mine...
  Posted 3 months ago by OMG BACON!! | Permalink
- mine's an idiot!
  This is why I love her!
  Posted 100 days ago by Annettee | Permalink
- yes, yes and yes. mine does all the same things. If mine sings Blondie songs, then I don't know it and should turn the volume on.
  My Botley Butlery is a male. I named him after my little dog. I love him.
  He is very forgetful, tells me he thought he had things for me, puts himself in the wrong Post place and deliberately (I think...) removes and reattaches his arm. I apply glue, he pries it off. I apply thumb tacks, he removes them all. I might try staples next.
  I especially like his outfits of stripes and polka dots and his clear head. Also top on the list is the way he sways back and forth when he thinks I'm not looking. If I stand not too far off and write notes, he'll sway and arm-drop repeatedly until I stop writing notes. Cute! Last time he did that eight times in one note.
  Posted 100 days ago by Minkey | Permalink
- BUTLER!!!!!
  Posted 100 days ago by daniel5457 | Permalink
- What is up with all this "botler" business?
  They're not robots. I like that.
  Posted 98 days ago by E D D I E | Permalink
- Mine's rubbish, how do I go about getting a new one?
  Posted 98 days ago by Geezereth | Permalink
- I like my butler for all the things he does *for* me. But when he tries to make time with the glitchen who come to my street, I think he goes a little overboard. I"ve even watched him try to pick a fight! :(
  Posted 97 days ago by glassy | Permalink