I made this poem thing to drop in hell because I thought it would be fun, kinda forgot you can't drop anything there and was disappointed so I shall just put it here XD enjoy.
There once was a glitch,
Who had an uncontrollable itch.
For hooch, wine, and beer of all kind,
searching for something he'd never find.
He drank to the bottom and had his last,
if only he hadn't gone through it all so fast.
He wandered and wandered all around hell,
Then stumbled upon a barman willing to sell.
His unquenchable thirst would always be fed,
With the dark, ominous Wine Of The Dead.