When a rook attack emerges and your completely alone ..forget everything you have been taught...Panic and start screaming help into every possible chat you have listed LOL ..:-/......p.s..Thanks everyone lol
When you stop to stare at the tiny blue and white sign on the RL sidewalk trying to figure out why the dust trap hasn't snapped closed and given you something. >_>
When you are talking to a RL co-worker, and she tells you that she's been to 47 of the 50 US states, and you just barely stop yourself from saying, "oh, you should go to the other three and get the badge."
Agreed Miso!
That awkward moment when you try to give a glitch a gift, and find their inventory is full, but 5 seconds later they get rid of something and ask "Can I have my gift now?"
When you've had the glitch homepage open for an hour, showing at the top that you have low energy, and then you tab back into the game, forgetting that your energy is actually full, and revere an icon for no freaking reason.
You return to the game five min later and everyone is done and gone, after specially making a trip to help someone only to have your connection drop. -.- then bumping into them on a few streets over.
You post something in General Forums you think is pretty new, only to be told it's been there already for ages....and then, when you edit it, make no mention of what it was originally!
[facepalm] [headdesk]
(That'll learn me to post before I've had a cuppa!)
...you are checking the price in the Encyclopedia of items the Rube wants to trade, and you shut the game window instead of the Encyclopedia window...FAIL!
You go to a party thinking you brought Charades potions and Rainbow Juice only to realize you left it at your house. And you never seem to come prepared to cook so you drop what you've got on hand, which isn't much and wonder if people think you're just there to hang out.
You get invited to a party and just tell the people in the chat "Thanks for inviting, but I'm really not in the mood..." and then wonder later if they thought you were being dirty.
Someone added you to their friendslist and then changed their name without telling anyone who they were and you wonder who they are and if you should unfriend them because you don't remember friending that person.
You munch an herb istead of shucking it. And you really needed the seeds...
Someone IMs you and tells you something redundant, or something that just doesn't interest you at all and you give them the silent treatment because you have no idea what to say.
When someone randomly passes you and friends you and you debate for days on whether you should make it mutual.
When someone demands you should friend them back, right now, because you helped a friend of theirs. Someone gives you a key to their house and automatically demands you should give them a key to yours but you hardly know them.
When you've actually thought about the awkard things you've done in Glitch for far too long...
Wait, aren't parties *mostly* just to hang out and not drop food?? ~O.o~
The one party I was "prepared" for, I threw and dumped TONS of food all over and people were like, "Why's there so much food???" >_> yeah. So. um. ....
Further to Drakani's post, you *constantly* knock on your neighbour's door because for some derpy reason you keep thinking you've arrived in front of your own door.
I always feel awkward at parties because there's not much conversation at some of them (and I do love chatting), or charades (which is fun to guess words and passes the time) and I don't know if I should just stand around waiting for rocks to spawn or jump around (even though I suck at it) or something. It's probably the biggest reason I decline party invites (aside from going offline soon or doing something).
Hmmm, when you're distracted and accidentally donate your full EHSP instead of sprinkling. You, then, buy a new one from the auctions. It arrives while you're in the Ancestral Lands and promptly gets stolen by the Jujus.
You take the subway from Eastern Approach to Tallish Crest. Accidentally get off at GFJ. Realize you wasted time and currants to get two streets away to where you were.
Oh, and when in RL a friend tells you they plan to move, but can't bear to leave their big place. You compare it to your own desire to move to Shimla. Everybody stares.
You wind up buying 999 cups of rice because you accidentally hit "max".
You are happily feeding and releasing new chickens or butterflies for the world to share, and suddenly all of them are saying "I'm so sad because it's overcrowded" and other Glitches are running around trying to help them... so you just slink off quietly.
You're just standing there IMing and you realize you're standing right on top of someone else and your Glitch suddenly starts doing that bored rocking back and forth thing and it looks like you're trying to do something kind of suggestive to the person you're standing on top of.
When you're online at work (not supposed to be) reading the forums and you come across THIS discussion, which causes you to literally laugh out loud on an almost silent calling floor... There was nothing going on to justify me cracking up... You guys are the best.
Laughing so hard I think I may pee my pants.. my Glitch life and often my real life seem to be mostly a series of awkward moments.. I'm coming back to this thread every time I need my endorphins renewed and so I can remember that life should not be taken so seriously. Thanks!
...you are standing in front of a shrine donating away and you reach the end of your musicblocks and start using your tickets, only to remember there was someone trying to donate right next to you. And you just blocked the shrine with your stupid game show wheel. (Did this today. Sorry, glitchen.)
At the end of a successfully repelled Rook attack you offer everyone a teleport to the place you were headed before the attack, but no one takes you up on it...
...only to realize it's probably because the location is one street away.
...when you "open" your newly filled firefly jar, 'stead of the "drop" you had so carefully planned.
Why, oh why, does it take so much energy just to do some whistlin'?
When you offer to teleport a bunch of people back to your collective home neighbourhood after a Rook attack, and you accidentally take everyone to another teleport point on the other side of the map...leading to a) 2 minutes of awkward conversation, or b) people saying "yeeeeeeah...shall *I* teleport *you* home?"
or, like me, you've donated your tongs accidentally at least six times then happily give the most recent pair to a newer glitch. Then, after swearing this next pair will last a while, accidentally drop them, get them picked up by a random player (yes, I have spastic key control when rushing!) then politely ask for them back and get them back.
I hope the glitch didn't think I thought they were trying to steal them, I mean, they WERE on the ground, free for anyone.
So glad they gave them back. Now that I can make my own, I am back to giving them away, knowing full well others are probably accidentally donating them to happy shrines.
The moment in RL when you're passing by a construction site and figure you could get 3 or 4 shovel-related badges. . . in less than an hour. (I really did this today).