You may not know this about me, but I talk about myself a lot. Consequently, I've said some stuff in Global that people found funny. Because I don't really know where else to put them, I'm creating this thread. Feel free to add your own little narcissistic quips below, but know this: mine is the first post, and consequently, the best post.
On parties:
"I'm so elitist, I throw parties and only invite myself."
On the tree wars:
"I planted four spice trees in my back yard, just so that I could pay someone to poison them all. Then I replanted gas trees."
On Animal Kinship:
"I run an underground pig-fighting ring. Porkins frequently wins and gets to eat the loser."
On Aero:
"I tried to get Aero to say "I Love You! Except Xev. Never Xev." When he refused, I got him to consider "Always Xev. Forever Xev.""
If you remember something that I've left out, feel free to share that as well. I like it when people talk about me.