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Glitch is Better than Reality

We all know how downright inconvenient real life can be. Especially when we just wanna be Glitchin'. Can you blame us seeing as how Glitch is soooo much better than reality. Of course not and these are the reasons why. 

I'll start with a few of my own and then you can proclaim to all the Glitchdom why you believe this to be true. 

You can cook all day and never have to do the dishes.

You can drink all you want and never wake up huggin' the porceline throne

Posted 51 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • one word: purple
    Posted 51 days ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • natsumi-we have purple in real life too, it just goes by a different name ;)
    Posted 51 days ago by rach.the.emobear Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No. Frigging. Presidential. Elections.
    Posted 51 days ago by ZenMonkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yes but Glitch purple is awesomer...
    Posted 51 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No glitch has ever felt the need to tell me a story about the whatever their uncle's friend bought in 1972 for 45 minutes.
    Posted 51 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No killing/violence.  Seriously one of my favorite things about the game.
    Posted 51 days ago by Sondi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can play with the piggies in Ur without fear of judgement but people look at me funny IRL when I pet pigs.
    Posted 51 days ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah and they really get bent out of shape if you run around nekkid ....
    Posted 51 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can go to Hell and get out of it free to tell the tale! 
    Posted 51 days ago by Sarabanda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you wanna learn a new skill, you don't have to pay to get into some stupid school. And for that matter, no school.
    Posted 51 days ago by Shrimpables Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gardening in no more than a few hours, instead of months.
    Posted 51 days ago by dm Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I never get judged for having an eighties hairstyle and an elephant on my head...
    Posted 51 days ago by Chazerei Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can wake up every day with full mood and energy. I wish I could do the same IRL... ^^
    Posted 51 days ago by Sekhmet Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can get real small if I want to.
    Posted 51 days ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This isn't a funny one, but: you can build, smelt, mine, do woodworking, make fuel, etc. with minimal learning. I love being able to construct things - I could never ever do that in real life.

    Also, life would be better if stuff was measured in iMG. That's my opinion. :)

    Also, +5 ZenMonkey.
    Posted 51 days ago by Replete Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Naked girls. 
    Posted 50 days ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to Zenmonkey
    +100 to Sondi

    In Glitch you can rearrange your furniture and stuff in your house with just a few clicks instead of hours of hard labor and money better spent otherwise. Plus those gorgeous hunks on TV commercials/shows are nowhere to be found when YOU need them.
    Posted 50 days ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can teleport everywhere you go.

    There is no mandatory minimum sentence if you get caught with your nose in the no-no.

    You only get robbed in certain places and it's fun.
    Posted 50 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No laundry! No dishwashing! (No dishes). You can go right back to your house from anywhere, anytime. You can carry a whack of stuff - no unsightly backpack - and your hands are always free. The weather is always good.
    Posted 50 days ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Noone  telling what u can and can't do with ur day. Getting more money than real life.
    Posted 50 days ago by ❧ℜook❧ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glitch is better than bacon - enough said :)
    Posted 50 days ago by riscy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You have broccoli wallpaper.
    Posted 50 days ago by The Sunset Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I changed my mind. Glitch is Better than Reality because of... BATTRA!
    Posted 50 days ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In 1972, my uncle bought a platinum spork. 
    Posted 50 days ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Saucelah .. See what I mean ? In Glitch it takes like 3 seconds.
    Posted 50 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In Glitch all your dreams can come true.
    Posted 49 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can actually make money doing things I enjoy.
    Posted 49 days ago by Lady Cailia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wanted to fly though, Divine :(
    Posted 49 days ago by ♪ blackbird ♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hi blackbird ... you can romp amongst clouds and stars ... that's just flying without all the flapping...saves the arms ....
    Posted 49 days ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Spinach
    Posted 49 days ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink