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Glitch Anti-Drug Proposal: Flower Abuse Resistance Team!!!

Purple is a dangerous weed which encourages the consumption of the addictive, illegal drug known as  "marijuana" in Real Life. In order to protect minors and the pets and spouses of Glitch players from this insidious influence, I propose we start a "community watch" in game to patrol the public herb garden beds, uprooting purples and donating them in an attempt to make the species extinct. And splanking anyone who dares to plant purple. Anyone have the time to take up the torch and run with it?

Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I'd be the wrong person to nominate..... *slips back into mines for more powder*
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • P.A.R.E.? (Purple Abuse Resistance Education)
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG! ROFLMAO!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Posted 17 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Eglantine - that sounds hilarious and very GNEish. If shifts are set up, I'll take a few!
    Posted 17 months ago by Eureka Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You realize of course, that someone is going to have start a resistance movement that will put moles inside the anti purple organization:  The Lavender Mask.   We will smuggle purple back out to people, dispensing it in a special club called a muncheasy.
    Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dammit Nanookie! sheesh!
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No way, man! Purple is herbal! (Sounds like a slogan to me.) Its beneficial properties have yet to be fully realized, but it's 100% natural. Any addictive properties or purported side effects are purely the product of a smear campaign by The Man.

    What we really need is someone to keep the kiddies off no-no. Someone should get on that while I work on opening up my medicinal Purple dispensary.
    Posted 17 months ago by Tally Subscriber! | Permalink
  • but... purple is not medicinal! purple is the gateway to no-no, and no-no leads straight to hell!
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sounds too much like real life, I do not need parental control, gun control or drug control.  
    Posted 17 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 @tally. 
    and @eggy, as you know, meat is also a gateway to no-no. As is mining. And planting or harvesting trees. And, likely, donating to giants. Correlation does not equal causation.
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll join the Lavender Mask :D
    Posted 17 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Mac..apologies for ruffling feathers!  I just wasn't as interested in playing on the side of Temperance...

    And what did I do that irked you?
    Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Drugs, not hugs.
    Posted 17 months ago by Violet Faulds Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +@tally.  and if you ever run out, i would be glad to share my stash, i mean supply.
    Posted 17 months ago by coolbettycakes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My hands are HUGE.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a good supply of no-no to mix with...erm purple no-no... maybe will be not addictive.
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilla My Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha, if that really happened then I'll get a swamp home and grow my private supply of purple. And distribute it for explicit prices. The black (purple?) market! Mwahahahahaha!
    Posted 17 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like dropping purple in game. Please don't try to make my virtual drug habit extinct. I can't afford a real life drug habit, and a virtual one is so much more pleasant.
     
    Posted 17 months ago by Ebil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love all of you   ...  you made me laugh after such a really R/L bad day  ROFLMAO
    Posted 17 months ago by Qizara Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I liked their first album before they got all whibbly and blue.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think I'm just going to hang out near herb gardens selling food at exhorbitant prices for when the purple heads get the munchies.
    Posted 17 months ago by FrankenPaula Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol @ frankenpaula. I'm picturing a flowy dressed, patchouli-wearing, bean burrito-selling glitch!
    Posted 17 months ago by Eureka Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is not a joke guys! Purple is really dangerous stuff! You guys are all hippies and you may think purple is all about flowers and holding hands and singing, but the truth is that the purple flashes make it really hard to play the game and your Glitch can end up falling into the deeps or over-petting a seedling or accidentally clearing a wood tree while under the influence!!!

    Isn't anyone concerned that Glitch is promoting the use of illegal drugs? I heard the CEO of Glitch is from Canada so that might be the reason why he supports the drug trade. As a subscriber I do not want my hard earned dollars to go into pixellated portrayal of drugs.

    If you want to protest along with me, join the Flower Abuse Resistance Team!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • SHMOOP.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Odd that you can't pick any of the mushrooms in the game.... there are SOOO many lovely ones drawn in the artwork.
    Posted 17 months ago by GavinLeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We should have Dead Head music at all the herbal gardens, with naked people passing out purple flowers for testing purposes.  Wearing mushroom cap hats.  
    Posted 17 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Remember kids, just say NO-NO!
    Posted 17 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh nooo.. I'm going to become a no-no dealer..
    :(
    Posted 17 months ago by Aero Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Over there I saw a horbleblorp.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a much better idea, instead of telling kids just say no to no no, how about if we just say no no to any kids, absolutely no no problems then.  :) 
    Posted 17 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • D.rugs A.re R.eally E.xpensive 

    /\
    Favorite shirt I've seen....probably just because we had D.A.R.E at school! Hehe! 
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm in for The Lavender Mask.

    Because destroying the purple is so...destructive.

    But I dare you to be Purple Abuse Resistance People, so people can accuse you of co-opting the PARP reputation.
    Posted 17 months ago by Colette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • NO-NO MEANS NO-NO
    Posted 17 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmm, instead of PARP, it could be the Flower Abuse Resistance Team. 
    Posted 17 months ago by Pixel☆ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Did you know, every time you munch a purple, a giant gets kicked in the nads??

    Plus, once I saw a glitch trip on purple so badly he fell all the way down the great hole to Ix and got impaled on a spice plant. Kids, stay off the purple!
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Whoops, there goes Mr. Jelly.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No-No means more Currants
    Posted 17 months ago by Aero Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Drugs are only really expensive if you only use them, so everyone must become Dealer Mc Dope, does anyone even remember that game?
    Posted 17 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I liked their first album, before they got all whibbly and blue."

    (This reminds me of Futurama! "Woah, did everything just taste purple?!")
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would join this, because the idea sounded like a hoot, but then I couldn't wear purple. And that's such a downer. So, no go. :(
    Posted 17 months ago by Crucial Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *In the middle of sniffing some No-No powder* Hey, did yuh say something?
    Posted 17 months ago by Chemisie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm serious..
    Posted 17 months ago by Aero Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm a banana.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @NutMeg
    No one seems to remember this except me and my sister, however, a long time ago when dinosaurs still roamed the earth, there was an ad on TV for yogurt with a bunch of little kids sitting around a picnic table all talking about how much they liked said product. I don't remember 90% of the dialogue, but it was stuff like "It's yummy" and "I like banana" then some sort of voice over blurb and back to the kids and the very last one said "It tastes like purple."

    My sister and I thought this was hysterical, as did our family, but they all seem to have forgotten it. But to this day, whenever we're eating something remotely purple (like a good Merlot), my sister and I are prone to say "It tastes like purple" and laugh ourselves sick.
    Posted 17 months ago by Colette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • aw man, I'm already loving the purple. It's so... purple. Don't forbid us our purple! It has medicinal benefits, I swear.
    Posted 17 months ago by Seylah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Purple makes the dim areas seem brighter.

    (so does this item, btw!)
    Posted 17 months ago by MicklePickle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hilarious idea! :D 
    Posted 17 months ago by nekomaki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm on high on yellow right now.
    Posted 17 months ago by Ridem Cowboy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want to go back to the blue room.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @nanookie re: http://beta.glitch.com/forum/general/5153/#reply-46232

    I guess my extreme sarcasm was too extreme. I was meaning that you were giving out all the secrets of the Lavendar Mask. And that it would be much less of a secret society. And like I am with you in high spirits.  I was writing in realtime--my bad. Not irked, was playing along. :-) (will use emoticons more judiciously!)
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
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