Always keep some spinach in your bag,
Always keep some spinach in your bag,
For then if you are contacted by a little guy
holding a contraband package
and telling you to fly,
The Bureaucrat will chase you,
But then it'll say, "Ooh...
"The Glitch, alas,
is much too fast.
She I can't pursue."
And with a wail it'll turn its tail
And leave, the green old hag,
And you'll reach your destination, mostly free of lag.
If you always, always, always,
Always, always, always,
Always, always keep spinach in your bag.