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Game server issues: Annnddd Back!

Hey folks- having some issues with the game servers at the moment, and we are working on it!

Posted 6 months ago by kevbob Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • aww right when i wanted to log on it went down xD
    Posted 6 months ago by DizzeeKid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *sits back eating sugar-coated fruit* Yum.

    Have you tried threatening it? That works sometimes. Tell it, in a very stern voice, "I own a sledgehammer." You could even try telling it you own a sledgehammer wrapped in logarithms.
    Posted 6 months ago by Filox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dark chocolate covered blueberries??? :Q_________
    Posted 6 months ago by tis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Grilled cheese sammiches, whipped-cream schnozzberries, choco-booberries... POT LUCK!

    *noms*
    Posted 6 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • three minutes til hubby gets home...I better put on my fake "interested in whatever you have to say" face
    Posted 6 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @SM - Yes! These are Brookside Dark Chocolate Acai with Blueberry (it's the juices made into a sort of fruit jelly). What would be even better though, would be blueberry-stuffed raspberries dipped in chocolate. But I don't have any of those at the moment.
    Posted 6 months ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A sledgehammer wrapped in logarithms? So each successive hit is 'e' times more intense than the previous?
    Posted 6 months ago by vapidincarnate Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Would it help if we took up a collection to buy the devs the Unsinkable Server Update Card?  I would certainly contribute ;-)
    Posted 6 months ago by MisAdventure Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well crap - I guess I'm going to have to work. 
    Posted 6 months ago by ArtOfHands RoboGirl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ dr kelly: No, I broke the dam - uh, server.
    Posted 6 months ago by Myrrah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I bet hubby's day is more interesting than refreshing this page and wishing Glitch wd  open. 
    Posted 6 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • me thinks it was all the magic rocks, rolling off to get laid, in which case its kukubees fault :D
    Posted 6 months ago by Faereluth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Some how Voc I highly doubt that. He works on oil pumps and tanks (oil field tech)
    Posted 6 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I found a clue at the San Francisco offices!  He did it!

    http://www.glitchplace.com/#pano:vEFIbGR8-MDuJtK79vw3tQ/314
    Posted 6 months ago by Peacefulness Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Jennyanydots: I don't know if I'd trust those sammichs, elf made them.
    Posted 6 months ago by Filox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Goes off to prune the shrubs*  ...  *leaves chocolate covered frooots for others*
    See you all later!
    Posted 6 months ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *passes  the staff some  rhubarb pie*  that has to help   :)  Good  Luck  TS
    Posted 6 months ago by Pinkie Pinkston Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Whats that show on cartoon network? The one with the blue bird and the squirral one of which is named Mordecai ? Thats what Im watching. Oh wait...I think hes a raccoon, not a squirral.
    Posted 6 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @   Peacefulness  - OUCH! The memories that brings back! LMAO!!
    Posted 6 months ago by binkywawa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can help   http://www.glitchplace.com/#pano:vEFIbGR8-MDuJtK79vw3tQ/314
    Posted 6 months ago by Pinkie Pinkston Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Filox, that's why we ALL need to bring something to the pot luck!

    So far we have:
    Grilled cheese sammiches
    Whipped-cream schnozzberries
    Choco-booberries
    Rhubarb pie
    ...and I'll bring some 'naner bread.

    ...what's everyone else bringing?
    Posted 6 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No booze? I'll bring vanilla rum!
    Posted 6 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a home page I left loaded in a tab earlier. Rock is still there, reading the Transcendental Radiation II book, with the little countdown over his head. Kinda reassuring.

    *noms berries*
    Posted 6 months ago by Filox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • well...see you all later. have fun.
    Posted 6 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Man, and here I thought you dev's would finally get a break after launching the new housing, skill cards, new skills, sloths and foxes, basements, tweaking the SWF's, adding new sounds...

    (in small whisper) you are planning to get some sleep by the end of this month, arentcha?
    Posted 6 months ago by ~Alice~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *A moment of reflection on the awesomeness that is Glitch*
    Posted 6 months ago by Califragi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Pinkie Pinkston Thanks for that it explains everything! lmao
    Posted 6 months ago by CrazedOne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you are all just so darn cute and funny!

    sadly, I'm almost off work which is the time right before I get to play glitch.  I'll wait.

    I'm exactly where Sirentist is, flailing.

    Flails and then gets over it, kind of, no, still flailing.
    Posted 6 months ago by Minkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • free salmon!
    Posted 6 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Adds a toasted mushroom and emmental sandwich to the pot...

    refreshes...

    grabs a blueberry and munches.
    Posted 6 months ago by Vialdana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Are we there yet? are we almost there yet? do you know when we will get there yet?"

    Hey don't blame me I am just channeling what other ppl are feeling, getting it in massive waves of multi-ESP. Backseat memories ftw. OK, also what I too right now am feeling, and trying to be too grown-up to say out loud.

    Also, I was not actually hitting the glitch sitting next to me, I merely gave him the tiniest teeniest tap, but he is a total tattletale crybaby dumbhead.
    Posted 6 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • this whole thing is crackin' me up
    Posted 6 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i'm trying to think of some cats that rhyme with game server issues...
    Posted 6 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I saw Vocable - you didn't hit him... he hit himself!!! I sawd it I did!

    refreshes....

    Sighs, eats a something - spits it out to see what it was... errruuuggg... who put THAT in the pot! *shivers*

    refreshes....

    goes back to jigsaw
    Posted 6 months ago by Vialdana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think www.glitchplace.com/#pano:G... might be helping fix it... *Brings massive amounts of Hooch and Awesome Stews to the potlock* *Gives Everyone E-books*
    Posted 6 months ago by dr kelly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *lines glass with cheese sammich* *fills glass with vanilla rum; adds choco-covered blueberries; adds schnozzberries; tops with whipped cream*

    *deliberates*

    *sprinkles flakes of smoked salmon on top of whipped cream*

    Yeah, I'll regret it in the morning, but right now it sounds perfectly Glitchian.
    Posted 6 months ago by Filox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • filox, that kind of beverage should ideally be drunk from a shoe
    Posted 6 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Vialdana, I never said what KIND of luck was in the pot-luck...

    ...although I don't understand why you're all throwing your food in there. 

    *sets out huge, red-checkered picnic blanket*
    Posted 6 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can hear the game engineers keyboards going clackety clackety clack clack clack...

    Sorry for the delay!
    Posted 6 months ago by kevbob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OK so it could take a little while, I was there...in global when it happened..The splines started reticulating and the glitches started screaming and then...silence. All were trapped in some sort of "Spline Limbo", their screams silenced...then the Juju's came...Aaahhhh the horror!
    Posted 6 months ago by CrazedOne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @onion: I'm allergic to feet.
    Posted 6 months ago by Filox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the jujus just wanted for everyone to plan a picnic. no harm intended.
    Posted 6 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Here, @CrazedOne, have a drink.

    Don't mind the cheese, you can hardly taste it, what with the salmon and all.
    Posted 6 months ago by Filox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • good job good effort ;)
    Posted 6 months ago by tiptronic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i have free salmon available if you needs it
    Posted 6 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @filox, glug glug glug, ahhh thanks! much better now. ( I was choking on cheese)
    Posted 6 months ago by CrazedOne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • and 56 onions
    Posted 6 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Should I leave the library... and you guys and go home??? or should I stay here and keep waiting for the game to open?? I do have to be up in the morning.... 4:30am... bleh
    Posted 6 months ago by dr kelly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... and two hard boiled eggs.
    Posted 6 months ago by gilbert whisper Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ kevbob...If my rock shows back up on my homepage smoking a cig...
    Posted 6 months ago by binkywawa Subscriber! | Permalink