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A thread for making requests that stoot is not expected to fulfill

I would like a badge for the Impossible Achievement.

And a pony, too.

Posted 4 months ago by Splendora Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I'd like to be able to send delivery frogs with packages of yellowcrumb and Acts of Random Kindness to congress, and watch the results on CSPAN.
    Posted 4 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd also like Stoot Barfield to endorse this message, like in that other thread!
    Posted 4 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ^

    stoot is not expected to fulfill requests made in this thread.
    Posted 4 months ago by Splendora Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would love to have a GNG from my senor punpickle.
    ( I won my senor in a forums contest months and months ago , and sadly I think he has already given out a GNG - cause I still don't have one from him yet .) sigh.

    Also I'd like a permanent rainbow fixed in my backyard (and the front yard too would be cool) - that has a bow to it- and I'd like for it to have a rainbow jump mechanic at the one end - that sends me bounding gracefully over/along it in a nice arc- and I'd land in a decorative pot of gold at the other end. This rainbow should span the entire length of a fully expanded back yard ( or one side of a front to the middle ) . So - um yeah , if we ever get yard furniture- then I want a giant sized flying- rainbow-jump thingy . :D
    Posted 4 months ago by serenitycat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like to magically reach 60 with no effort.
    I would like to see all glitchen get along.
    I would LOVE to see stoot just hang out in my yard and nibble my piggies. ;)
    Posted 4 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want stilts. or a pogo stick.
    Posted 4 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want a badge called "HypersupermagicFlowerryPottangel". (Take that, Splendora. :p  I'm sure that Stoot is even LESS likely to fulfill my request than yours!)
    Posted 4 months ago by Flowerry Pott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want an Ooompa Loompa.
    Posted 4 months ago by Georgia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like a lost ghost city in the far off Northern reaches of Ur, out beyond the ancestral lands.  So far away that the subway does not reach there and we could not teleport to or from it.   We would be forced to trek to it on foot, through lands infested with hoards of Jujus, so many that we would have to proceed in organized parties.   When the Jujus appear the scouts would fall back on the party and give the cry, "activate spinach!"   Woe to those who did not leave Rasana with enough of this vital green plant, for the Jujus show no mercy.  

    The city is empty.  Abandoned.  Grotesque buildings harbor warrens of curious rooms littered with unusual artifacts whose purposes, if any, are a continual puzzlement.  At first camp is made in open spaces, but after the first disappearances the parties move to small rooms that sport a single metal door that can be barred.  

    The llamas come at night.  
    Posted 4 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like a iMG to currant / currant to iMG changing machine.

    Oh, and a Tii shrine on my street. And a portal to outside of the giants.
    Posted 4 months ago by Chemisie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want to win the game.
    Posted 4 months ago by DramaticHamster Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want my quoin multiplier to finally be at 100.
    Posted 4 months ago by Fauxfire π Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want a Tii Shrine or some other special Tii related item on my street.
    I'd like to listen to the T-1 Musicblock so I can grab the sound file for the Wiki.
    I'd like to have the power to give out 11 Game of Crowns special teleporters. Each would be inscribed with a Giant symbol, not the usual race GoC symbol. These Giant affiliated teleporters would be special, and I would be in charge of handing these out to my friends. The owners of these teleporters would be able to put it on their streets to use, and possibly hand onto other people.
    Posted 4 months ago by Palindrome Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm happy as is. Thanks Stoot!
    Posted 4 months ago by Herb Herbally Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want Stoot to call ME a weirdo!
    Posted 4 months ago by chilirlw Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like to come home to my glitch house one day and find a dusty stick there lol
    Posted 4 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • getting rid of the stupid "eat one" default
    Posted 4 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want a speshul item that only betuh testers get.

    Like another one
    Posted 4 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want a double flamingo, a cheshire cat, my own personal llama, a brony to ride where I please (mind out of the gutter!), and some popcorn.  And..........

    ONION RINGS so elf will be quiet about them, finally.
    Posted 4 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would love to be able to have all the wallpapers and floors available
    I would love to be able to be a subscriber for a whole year
    I would love to have those fancy things like Yeti doll, Dusty stick, T-1, SB-1 especially.
    I would love to have the 'super awesome intern' badge that has HBurger picture on it, as a thank you for being a snowflake. It's jus too cute, would love to have it, but that is impossible as well.
    I would love that we could have windlight, clouds moving, snow and this kind of stuff, and more snow, snow snow <3

    I would love to have more animals. I wanna bunnies, cats, dogs, bears, and much more pets. I have 3 cats in rl so I would like to have pixel cats as pet too! And bunnies, oh, and lots of colors of the same animal, not just one.

    And to be able to make clothes, wallpaper, floors, then upgrade them, like basic furniture.

    And Alice In Wonderland furniture themes, candy inspired furniture, ribbon headbands, minnie headband, Jade's tiara [I dream about this tiara every damnday, I can't take it anymore, I need it! *drools*], sunglasses, necklaces, nailpolish, more cute hairs, and nailpolish!

    And I would especially love to have another beta gift, that would be a super dream.
    Posted 4 months ago by Lila Clemenceau Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want to catch a glimpse of the Wind Dragons in Aranna.
    Posted 4 months ago by Frogger The Mad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hire me.
    Posted 4 months ago by Pixel Dirigible Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm fine with most of the stuff in-game. Stoot can come over to my house and do the dishes. Or laundry. I'm not that picky.
    Posted 4 months ago by Violet Faulds Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like to work for TinySpeck, possibly translating Glitch into Japanese or French.

    But I'll settle for chocolate. ;)
    Posted 4 months ago by Faranae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like to see a full celestial update in Glitch, with stars, planets, constellations, nebulas, galaxies, and so on, all moving in accordance to the Glitch calendar, as well as functional telescopes, armillaries, and other such devices to explore the heavens with.
    Posted 4 months ago by Zigniber Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No rain on my birthday. Thanks. And a tiny horse.
    Posted 4 months ago by Candy Warhol Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Splendora, exactly!  He's not expected to endorse my request for him to endorse it!
    Posted 4 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want the option to collect a bunch of cubimals, and make one big cubimal robot monster. 
    Posted 4 months ago by Troy McClure Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want bacon.
    And i want all the devs to stop splanking me. I splanked them first, its only fair.
    Posted 4 months ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like weather - wind, rain, snow, hail, FOG, MIST. And sunsets, sunrises (without the rooster crowing). And daytime/nighttime, too. And light glowing in the windows (seen from the street). And lakeside, seaside, rivers, creeks and waterfalls - with animation. How about a fox sled swooshing through the snow? Or a sailboat to an island? Those could be skills.

    Oh - 1 more thing - I would like to sit down - my little Glitchen legs are tired.
    Posted 4 months ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to WalruZ. . . Other than that things are perfect.
    Posted 4 months ago by Gordon Lughsen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ooh, badges... I want to be able to unlearn unlearning.
    Posted 4 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd love a full game reset before launch *snicker*
    Posted 4 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WHITE WELLIES. Also, a pet monkey and an SB-1.
    Posted 4 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Here is a list of my unreasonable demands:

    1. An insurance policy that protects my life and possessions from the inevitable Piggy Uprising
    2. The theme music from the late-eighties television program "Unsolved Mysteries" plays at random intervals, causing me to be terrified of whatever could possibly be lurking behind that tree.
    3. Two words: Giraffe Rodeo
    4. Every player has his/her username changed to "Fartcake", with the exception of myself and those I deem worthy.
    5. Henry Rollins just follows me around and screams at me. It's motivating!
    6. GUINEA PIGS FOR EVERYONE!
    7. The ability to summon massive swarms of angry hornets. If enough of them get concentrated into one area, said area will be renamed "Hornet Headquarters, USA (An American Company)".
    8. CTHULHU FOR EVERYONE!
    9. In general, there needs to be more laser sounds.
    10. Thunderstorms. Every day. At all times.

    Failure to comply could result in loss of sanity, soul, or general well-being.
    Posted 4 months ago by girlthulhu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want Stoot to give me a key to his house. 

    Both in Glitch and in RL.
    Posted 4 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to WalruZ. . . Other than that things are perfect.
    Posted 4 months ago by Gordon Lughsen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like stoot to personally ask me to create an alt and go through the new tutorial.
    Posted 4 months ago by Kopek Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OHH, and I want a Tii hat and a Tii shirt (Hahaha...haha....) for my glitch to wear and a Tii plushie for my house.
    Posted 4 months ago by Chemisie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like getting a home IRL to be as easy as getting a home in Glitch.

    Because, well. Grr. Sigh. 
    Posted 4 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The llamas come at night." is now the topic of one of our internal IRC channels.
    Posted 4 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WalruZ, you are EPIC.  Dayum, that's awesome.

    I want inventory management to be easier (even easier than now!)  All this dragging and dropping is so old school.  I want to use the power of my MIND!

    Also, I want RL chickens to squeeze.  That won't break or peck my eyes out for it.
    Posted 4 months ago by Miss Lemon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yay llama love!!!! Llama love at night, even better ;)
    Posted 4 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Walruz... the llamas.... fear the llamas
    Posted 4 months ago by Zooo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like a T-1 musicblock, plate of beans and yeti xD
    Posted 4 months ago by Mikep01 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They are a sign of the coming alpacalypse!!!!
    Posted 4 months ago by KhaKhonsu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We don't talk about the llamas. Especially at night.
    Posted 4 months ago by Violet Faulds Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Llama as my butler I want!!
    Posted 4 months ago by !$Harrump$! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like one of each of the rare glitch items, plus a beta fox that you make ONLY for me. He gives out fibers once a day. And also he bites. And he eats my food randomly without permission. Also, sometimes he eats the furniture. Sometimes I hate that Fox, but I love him.

    I also want to be an employee. But I have no awesome game skills, so pay me like $100 a day to mod global. Or an empty channel, whatevs. I can do it. I am an amazeballs moderator. Also I can do it for free, or for a hug, or whatever.

    Also, I need some friends for my words/draw with friends and I'd like to invite the entire TS staff to be my friends on there. I'm not a great drawer, but I can be quite creative :D
    Posted 4 months ago by Kittn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I already axed for a pony so i'm first.

    I dont want onion rings any more, now I want burritos.  HA HA INNIE NOW I WUNT BURRITOS.
    Posted 4 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
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