I remember we used to have a thread like this is FS. It was hilarious.
Scene 1 begins as camera focuses on several devs, surrounding an oak meeting table, and chuckling quietly to themselves. The wallpaper has pictures of all sorts of Glitchy things against a white background, with labels saying what they are. A Butterfly Milker decorates one wall, while a Piglet adorns another. The boss at the head of the table grins, and claps his hands several times to get the attention of his employees.
Stoot: *grinning smugly* So, have they received the rumor? About us opening on the 12th?
Kevbob: Yes boss. I bet right now, they're all at their computers, slack jawed and wide eyed, and going totally NUTS. They're so incredibly addicted now, so I bet we could get them to gift their cars to us for a week of Glitch *evil chuckle*
Stoot: So, when do you think we'll REALLY open? This is going to be so fun! *laughs evil laugh*
Kevbob: Let's keep em waiting for a few more days. I bet by Friday they'll be in need of counselling.
Eric: Ok, but.... *clearly hesitating* Don't you think they'll come and get us once they realise that we are toying with them, while pushing out features that we already planned, done, and wrote the program for?
Stoot: Nah, there's no way they'll figure out where we really are. They'll think we're either in Vancouver or San Francisco. There's no way they'll know we're really in LA.
*Alarm blares immediately*
Stoot: I guess I stand corrected.
Eric: Uhh..... I think it's them...... it looks like a mob of them middle aged ladies, and uh-oh....... I think they just took out one of our security guys........ And the potted plant..... and Beefcake, he must have sounded the alarm after seeing them on his trip to get coffee.......... and OH MY GIANT, MY CAR! A GROUP OF THEM JUST FLATTENED MY CAR!!!!!
Stoot: HIDE!!!!
*scene fades to black*
So, what do you think? I'll be posting sequels if you think this is cool.
ETA: The list of abbreviations have gotten pretty long. Here are several.
MALs: Middle Aged Ladies. Ongoing joke, brought over by FS, about how no one but middle aged ladies play the game. Or express violence when not being able to play.
RU: Retractable Umbrella. One of the primary MAL weapons.
RUWMALs: Retractable Umbrella Wielding MALs. See above.
AFAP: As Fast as Possible. Like ASAP.
WT: Walkie Talkie.
ROFLMAOPIMP: Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissing in my pants (try saying that quickly, 3 times) . How our writers here hope you react to this thread.
Cast
RM: Rascalmom. It's her initials. One of the leading ladies in the screenplays. Writes scenes, sometimes.
Mare: Full name Marebito. Also another leading lady.
KkC: Me. Also initials. Instigator of thread, and occasionally acts like a gator.
Many other people, probably way too long a list, who I'm extremely thankful for the support. And thanks for allowing us to use your names.
Devs: Developers. List and positions here (credits to Lellie for that).