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#### Assault rifle...for cooking.

My brother doesn't play Glitch, but I showed him the game. He saw my tower and the business I was running in it and the conversation went like this.
"You should sell assault rifles."
"They don't have assault rifles in Glitch," I said.
"Ask them to implement them."
"Yeah, well--what would you DO with an assault rifle?"
"Cook."
I blinked.
"You could use the gunpowder to heat up your cooking."
Blink blink blink.
"Don't ask."

Posted 5 months ago by Sororia Rose | Permalink

### Replies

- This is probably the funniest idea I've ever read. XD Thanks for sharing.
  Posted 5 months ago by Ayasta | Permalink
- Your brother just became my best friend XD +1
  Posted 5 months ago by Hersche | Permalink
- If we had a use for an upgraded Spice Mill, you could call it A Salt Rifle.
  Posted 5 months ago by Wrench | Permalink
- I would pay serious credits for an assault rifle that could only be used on chickens in the mines.
  Posted 5 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- -1 for the goofy idea of guns in glitch.
  +1 for gun powder for starting actual fires to lite up dark areas!
  (bonus)
  You're welcome.
  Posted 5 months ago by Roland Conner | Permalink
- I love this. But I think I would love a trebuchet even more.
  Posted 5 months ago by Nanookie | Permalink
- A trebuchet to launch items into another player's street, now that would be Glitch-like.
  Posted 5 months ago by Janitch | Permalink
- Need not be a trebuchet. Could be a mangonel, onager, catapult, ballista....
  Posted 5 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Well, a trebuchet has a basket or sling for flinging things, which is why I suggested it for delivering items to other streets.
  Posted 5 months ago by Janitch | Permalink