My brother doesn't play Glitch, but I showed him the game. He saw my tower and the business I was running in it and the conversation went like this.
"You should sell assault rifles."
"They don't have assault rifles in Glitch," I said.
"Ask them to implement them."
"Yeah, well--what would you DO with an assault rifle?"
"Cook."
I blinked.
"You could use the gunpowder to heat up your cooking."
Blink blink blink.
"Don't ask."