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Wood Trees uprising

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I sure hope those big trees can't stand up and walk around.  They might stomp on some Glitchen running around and harvesting the wood trees.

Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Too funny! :)
    Posted 16 months ago by Uniquely Prime Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Seriously though...if trees had spacebars, this one would have been hopping mad.  I think we need to monitor this situation.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This made me smile. :) I agree, though! I'm growing wood trees in my yard just to make sure I don't have to go hunting for them!
    Posted 16 months ago by Mahkia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hee hee...Mahkia, I am sure your wood trees are treated so well and with such love, they have no sense that they are being exploited in this egregious fashion...or maybe it's just the sadist in you!
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Go Go Wood trees!
    Posted 16 months ago by Miriamele Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha, Nanookie! XD My trees are growing big and strong, actually! I don't harvest them because I want to give them time to grow. Notice how you never see a fully grown wood tree in the wild? They're always cut down in their youth! D:
    Posted 16 months ago by Mahkia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • and THAT my dear, is why they are called the Veal of Trees.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my! The trees of the forest are going to march on the tower!

    Oh, wait. I think I've seen this before...
    Posted 16 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ROFL, oh, that's amazing! XD
    Posted 16 months ago by Mahkia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahahahaha Lord Bacon-o that's a piece of art :P
    Posted 16 months ago by Gabi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...Are planks even used for that many things? Why ARE these trees gutted so readily? :/
    Posted 16 months ago by Mahkia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's the darker side of Glitch, Mahkia, we kill them simply because we can. 
    Posted 16 months ago by FrankenPaula Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lord Bacon-O seems to have some documentation from some other area that I don't recognize, but it just proves my point.  The big trees are going to pop out of the backgrounds and come stomp our smooth muppety butts!

    Don't get caught with your axe in hand when the day comes, folks.  Because it is coming...
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When the trees rise up, woodcutters will be the first against the wall! I might need to put my tree outfit back on, so they know I'm an ally. And hide the hatchet!
    Posted 16 months ago by FrankenPaula Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There is a reason I fertidust every wood tree stump I see.
    Posted 16 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • With all due apologies to Rush.

    There is unrest in the forest
    There is trouble with the trees
    For the bubbles want more sunlight
    And the wood trees ignore their pleas

    The trouble with the bubbles
    (And they're quite convinced they're right)
    They say the wood trees are just too lofty
    And they grab up all the light
    But the wood trees can't help their feelings
    If they like the way they're made
    And they wonder why the bubbles
    Can't be happy in their shade

    There is trouble in the forest
    And the creatures all have fled
    As the bubbles scream 'Oppression!'
    And the woods just shake their heads

    So the bubbles hired some glitches
    And demanded equal rights
    'The woods are just too greedy
    We will make them give us light'
    Now there's no more wood oppression
    For they passed a noble law
    And the trees are all kept equal
    By hatchet, axe and saw
    Posted 16 months ago by Tzombor Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 Tzombor (I think you made Rush proud)
    Posted 16 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 To the lyrics too. Too pass them on to the bad - they'll get a kick out of them @stoot might be the one to do that, fellow Canadian and all :)
    Posted 16 months ago by Fokian Fool Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow, that is fantastic, even if the underlying facts are a bit...misguided!  Great job, Tzombor. You should crosspost that HERE.

    :D
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink