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On the EOTW, and its approaching rebirth. (aka The Next Test)

You guys really threw down on Wednesday. Whoa. We were glued to our screens with a sense of wonderment and, at times, mischievous glee as you dumped all of your possessions and battered against the very limits of the game. Huzzah! For the nostalgia-prone amongst you and for those who missed out, links to some stunning screenshots:

Emblem mountain in Feman Falters
Chain of orbs in Valia Shede
Discovery of floating cubimals
The party that choked hell 

Now, on to the next test. Couldn't help but notice all the cries of WWIO around here, and thought, "What the heck, why don't we just put them out of their misery."  

So: We are aiming to open on Tuesday (September 20th) - OPEN NOW

What are you in for? Your future is bright, your pockets are light. You'll go through the tutorial one last time and you'll decide which of several streets in Groddle you'll resurface on to seal your reincarnation. And *we* will be glued to our screens once more. 

Posted 15 months ago by Blanky Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mojito
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Enola This is a mojito
    Posted 15 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stacks and stacks of mojitos...

    Page 3, here we go!
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG, "Mojito Royal" sounds dangerous.
    Posted 15 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • woot pg 3!!
    Posted 15 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PAGE THREE HAS BEEN ACHIEVED.

    THE LAND OF MOJITOS AND WNIE IS ALL YOURS.

    FROLIC.
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • First time? Page 3, I mean.
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love mojitos!  
    Posted 15 months ago by Reba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • woo-hoo!
    Posted 15 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a girl named Laurali
    Who waited for Glitch until she die(d)
    And now she is in hell squishing grapes

    Open! 
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • then GiaToria came to hell with laurali and squished some grapes. since the game did not open, they could not leave hell!
    Posted 15 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank you everyone and pardon me for not thinking of googling it.  I come from an era where there was no google and you needed an entire room to fit one computer so I don't always see the obvious solution when a question comes to mind. *blushes furiously*
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That is the worst limerick I've ever heard, lol!

    I think the encyclopedia needs to be changed to wnie!
    Posted 15 months ago by Audaria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sweeping mountain air
    Lands of possibility
    Opening is near.
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitchen named Jenny
    Whose hours of waiting were many
    She drank a mojito
    And thought it was neato
    So the sharing of drinks should be plen(t)y!
    Posted 15 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah! Much better! And good haiku too!
    Posted 15 months ago by Audaria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awaiting open
    We resort to the drinkings
    Mintiness abounds.
    Posted 15 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Fokian Fool: Currently in St. Louis. About to go to the Cardinals vs. Mets game in an hour!! GO SPORTS!!!
    Posted 15 months ago by KP Doody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Woahhh!  I wanna go wtf?  Please please take me to the Cards game KP!
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • like come on some of us have school tommorrow so we cant play till after
    Posted 15 months ago by ShawnSavoie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch named Avery
    She waited and ate a dinner that was savory
    But when she was done, The game that is fun
    Was still closed and thus she could not play(very)

    *sad face* Silly client, YOU START WORKING NOW?! *puppy dog eyes*
    Posted 15 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • my sister is there right now :(
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Laurali I've always pronounced the end of your name as though it were -y!! Your limerick has enlightened me as to its correct pronunciation! Good to know, wow.
    Posted 15 months ago by Sharmy Knope Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Blanky is my new favorite dev. I love you, Blanky, and I want to snuggle you!!!

    Hang in there devs, we're rooting for you :)
    Posted 15 months ago by KP Doody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • /frolic
    Wine, Wine, Wine...
    Pinot Grigio, Arneis, Verdicchio be mine.
    Barolo, Amarone, Montepulciano are so fine.
    Always a grand time with a good wine!
    Posted 15 months ago by Marvingy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol!  KPPPPPPPPPPPPP, I want to go to the Cardinals game!  Albert Pujols and Yadi Molina are mah boys!
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The old way of loading swfs wasn't soooo bad... but I'm sure the new way will be worth the wait.  Go devs!
    Posted 15 months ago by Nonsense Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @KP Doody - Let's Go Mets!
    Posted 15 months ago by Marvingy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was glitchian glutton
    who wore out her computer button
    she wished for an open
    and couldn't help hopin'
    that Blanky would press the darn button!
    Posted 15 months ago by Audaria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • argledy-bargledy
    gatekeeper blanky
    is reading and laughing and starting to twitch
    watching the thread that is
    antediluvian
    fanning the flames for the opening of glitch.
    Posted 15 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • All the mojitos have resulted in the devs doing this instead of working :O
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfjtpp90lu8&ob=av2e
    Posted 15 months ago by gallagirl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • C'mon down! There are plenty of seats left. Apparently selling tickets on street corners is a perfectly acceptable career here! LOL
    Posted 15 months ago by KP Doody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitchen named Tyler
    Who every day tried to jump higher
    He ate loads of spinach
    And over his village
    He soared past where he had been prior.
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't I'm in Columbia :*(
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh and yes, scalping is very legal here
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • okay. self-fulfilling countdown. summon it. TEN!

    who's with me?

    crickets...
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 14 hours of waiting for glitch
    I can't believe it isn't open yet
    It will be open soon I bet
    If it doesn't I may have a twitch
    Its scratch has left me an itch
    although my feet are barely wet
    I can't wait to see the skills I'll get
    but right now flash is being a bitch
    What am I doing wasting my time
    I wait and I wait but for what
    some funny posts to post
    I guess I find it fun to rhyme
    laugh on this forum feel like a nut
    while I wait and wait till the waiting is toast
    Posted 15 months ago by Mobbes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • NINE!
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Big, Complicated and Low Level should not be used together when describing a data change.  That said, I sorta get it (I come from a background of data mining and putting together web analytics systems)...

    Good luck guys, I think I can be patient knowing it's a database kinda thing.
    Posted 15 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • eight
    Posted 15 months ago by Marcm Subscriber! | Permalink
  • seven
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Maybe they should let us all learn the meditative arts 1 skill while we are waiting. 
    Posted 15 months ago by Knewnan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I thought I'd add a sonnet, ya know, be a nerd
    Posted 15 months ago by Mobbes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • uh oh
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • six!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't know about y'all, but I'm kinda grateful that it is opening a little bit later -- gives me time to frantically finish the homework I categorically WILL NOT DO when it opens. :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Bax Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crickets crickets
    Posted 15 months ago by SlimeNose the Erst Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Five!!!!!
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i'm getting nervous
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ^yeah you're sweaty too
    Posted 15 months ago by Mobbes Subscriber! | Permalink
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