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That awkward moment when...

you drink an earthshaker to mine a very hard rock and someone decides to come over and help.

Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • or when you accidentally stop the view window (eyeballery) on someone who you think stopped it on you, too.
    Posted 11 months ago by Avariella Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you Teleport....next door  .. :-/ lol 
    Posted 11 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When a rook attack emerges and your completely alone ..forget everything you have been taught...Panic and start screaming help into every possible chat you have listed LOL ..:-/......p.s..Thanks everyone lol 
    Posted 11 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You'll walking around in RL, see a small brown mound, and think "ooh! Free guano!!!"
    Posted 11 months ago by Sturminator IX Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you stop to stare at the tiny blue and white sign on the RL sidewalk trying to figure out why the dust trap hasn't snapped closed and given you something.  >_>
    Posted 11 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you are talking to a RL co-worker, and she tells you that she's been to 47 of the 50 US states, and you just barely stop yourself from saying, "oh, you should go to the other three and get the badge."
    Posted 11 months ago by Katee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When someone gives you an item that was meant for stoot... Then lets you keep it and gives you another to finish the set. (SWF blocks)
    Posted 11 months ago by Fernstream Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you accidentally invite a player to a non-existent party, and then have to kick 'em out....
    Posted 11 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you go on glitch for just a second and you think the volume is down. The rooster reminds you it isn't. With a vengeance.

    This just happened to me :)
    Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • {This thread is full of win.}
    Posted 11 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Agreed Miso!
    That awkward moment when you try to give a glitch a gift, and find their inventory is full, but 5 seconds later they get rid of something and ask "Can I have my gift now?"
    Posted 11 months ago by Megha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you are playing GoC and you get a phone call then come back to find that you were "kicked due to inactivity."
    Posted 11 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you've had the glitch homepage open for an hour, showing at the top that you have low energy, and then you tab back into the game, forgetting that your energy is actually full, and revere an icon for no freaking reason.
    Posted 11 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you meet a new friend and your Glitch won't stop scratching her backside.
    Posted 11 months ago by anonymoose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You get a purple snow cone from a dust trap but your inventory is full and it melts
    Posted 11 months ago by Ultra-Dynamic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you're playing a completely unrelated game, encounter this (completely aesthetic) bit of the map, and think, "ooh, gandlevery!"
    Posted 11 months ago by Kestin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You return to the game five min later and everyone is done and gone, after specially making a trip to help someone only to have your connection drop. -.- then bumping into them on a few streets over.
    Posted 11 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You post something in General Forums you think is pretty new, only to be told it's been there already for ages....and then, when you edit it, make no mention of what it was originally!

    [facepalm] [headdesk]

    (That'll learn me to post before I've had a cuppa!)
    Posted 11 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you have to go to work and the firewall there prevents logging into the game so you just cruise the forums.
    Posted 11 months ago by Sir Arlington Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I feel your pain, Arlington... daily =(
    Posted 11 months ago by TransplantedEntwife Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you have a typo in your admin commands so everyone in the chat channel can see your admin fail.
    Posted 11 months ago by Herp Derp Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you are checking the price in the Encyclopedia of items the Rube wants to trade, and you shut the game window instead of the Encyclopedia window...FAIL!
    Posted 11 months ago by Poppy Fields Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You go to a party thinking you brought Charades potions and Rainbow Juice only to realize you left it at your house. And you never seem to come prepared to cook so you drop what you've got on hand, which isn't much and wonder if people think you're just there to hang out.

    You get invited to a party and just tell the people in the chat "Thanks for inviting, but I'm really not in the mood..." and then wonder later if they thought you were being dirty.

    Someone added you to their friendslist and then changed their name without telling anyone who they were and you wonder who they are and if you should unfriend them because you don't remember friending that person.

    You munch an herb istead of shucking it. And you really needed the seeds...

    Someone IMs you and tells you something redundant, or something that just doesn't interest you at all and you give them the silent treatment because you have no idea what to say.

    When someone randomly passes you and friends you and you debate for days on whether you should make it mutual.

    When someone demands you should friend them back, right now, because you helped a friend of theirs. Someone gives you a key to their house and automatically demands you should give them a key to yours but you hardly know them.

    When you've actually thought about the awkard things you've done in Glitch for far too long...
    Posted 11 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wait, aren't parties *mostly* just to hang out and not drop food??  ~O.o~
    The one party I was "prepared" for, I threw and dumped TONS of food all over and people were like, "Why's there so much food???" >_>  yeah.  So.  um.  ....
    Posted 11 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you're squeezing chickens in a neighborhood and you accidentally knock on someone's door. :X
    Posted 11 months ago by Drakani Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Further to Drakani's post, you *constantly* knock on your neighbour's door because for some derpy reason you keep thinking you've arrived in front of your own door.
    Posted 11 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I always feel awkward at parties because there's not much conversation at some of them (and I do love chatting), or charades (which is fun to guess words and passes the time) and I don't know if I should just stand around waiting for rocks to spawn or jump around (even though I suck at it) or something. It's probably the biggest reason I decline party invites (aside from going offline soon or doing something).
    Posted 11 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmmm, when you're distracted and accidentally donate your full EHSP instead of sprinkling. You, then, buy a new one from the auctions. It arrives while you're in the Ancestral Lands and promptly gets stolen by the Jujus.

    You take the subway from Eastern Approach to Tallish Crest. Accidentally get off at GFJ. Realize you wasted time and currants to get two streets away to where you were.

    Oh, and when in RL a friend tells you they plan to move, but can't bear to leave their big place. You compare it to your own desire to move to Shimla. Everybody stares. 
    Posted 11 months ago by Dorothy Gale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You wind up buying 999 cups of rice because you accidentally hit "max".

    You are happily feeding and releasing new chickens or butterflies for the world to share, and suddenly all of them are saying "I'm so sad because it's overcrowded" and other Glitches are running around trying to help them... so you just slink off quietly.
    Posted 11 months ago by Lilith Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're just standing there IMing and you realize you're standing right on top of someone else and your Glitch suddenly starts doing that bored rocking back and forth thing and it looks like you're trying to do something kind of suggestive to the person you're standing on top of.
    Posted 11 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you're online at work (not supposed to be) reading the forums and you come across THIS discussion, which causes you to literally laugh out loud on an almost silent calling floor... There was nothing going on to justify me cracking up... You guys are the best.
    Posted 11 months ago by starrkittyface Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You try to give someone one piggy cubimal but accidentally give them your bag of cubimals(they did immediately give it back. Nice people)
    Posted 11 months ago by Atasomin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You walk up to a glitch to ask them a question in local chat and your computer has a delay. The glitch you are "talking" to teleported 5 seconds ago.

    Again, this happened to me today.
    Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You type something in Global Chat only to realize Global froze on you and the convo has already moved on to another topic 10mins ago.
    Posted 11 months ago by Tumahura Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You talk about people in Cebarkul thinking that you are IMing your friend... When ur in Cebarkul and typing through the local chat
    Posted 11 months ago by DancingWaffle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol starrkittyface!
    Posted 11 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Laughing so hard I think I may pee my pants.. my Glitch life and often my real life seem to be mostly a series of awkward  moments.. I'm coming back to this thread every time I need my endorphins renewed and so I can remember that life should not be taken so seriously.  Thanks!
    Posted 11 months ago by Joni Mitchell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol
    Posted 11 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you are standing in front of a shrine donating away and you reach the end of your musicblocks and start using your tickets, only to remember there was someone trying to donate right next to you.  And you just blocked the shrine with your stupid game show wheel.  (Did this today. Sorry, glitchen.)  
    Posted 11 months ago by Dolorous Edd Subscriber! | Permalink
  • At the end of a successfully repelled Rook attack you offer everyone a teleport to the place you were headed before the attack, but no one takes you up on it...

    ...only to realize it's probably because the location is one street away.
    Posted 11 months ago by Credulous Ralph Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm glad I'd already swallowed my coffee when I read your comment, Credulous Ralph!
    Posted 11 months ago by Poppy Fields Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you "open" your newly filled firefly jar, 'stead of the "drop" you had so carefully planned.
    Why, oh why, does it take so much energy just to do some whistlin'?
    Posted 11 months ago by Poppy Fields Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you offer to teleport a bunch of people back to your collective home neighbourhood after a Rook attack, and you accidentally take everyone to another teleport point on the other side of the map...leading to a) 2 minutes of awkward conversation, or b) people saying "yeeeeeeah...shall *I* teleport *you* home?"
    Posted 11 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you get an achievement in the ancestral lands (for example Bounder, Untenired) and one of the Juju bandits steal your Big Diamond.
    Posted 11 months ago by Ygasuasu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • in RL, you eat a spinach, and dont jump really high. (my neighbor stared at me as i tried to jump on the roof to fix the gutter like that :3)
    Posted 11 months ago by DancingWaffle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hahaha @ Casarat!!

    or, like me, you've donated your tongs accidentally at least six times then happily give the most recent pair to a newer glitch. Then, after swearing this next pair will last a while, accidentally drop them, get them picked up by a random player (yes, I have spastic key control when rushing!) then politely ask for them back and get them back.

    I hope the glitch didn't think I thought they were trying to steal them, I mean, they WERE on the ground, free for anyone.

    So glad they gave them back.  Now that I can make my own, I am back to giving them away, knowing full well others are probably accidentally donating them to happy shrines.
    Posted 11 months ago by Minkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Silly DancingWaffle, you need to Activate that spinach, not eat it!  =D
    Posted 11 months ago by Zany Serendipity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you ask everyone in Ajaya Bliss where salt comes from.
    Posted 11 months ago by Eva Mae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • that awkward moment when you wake up at 4am to the sounds of "hell." 
    because you passed out playing Glitch and died while you were sleeping.
    Posted 11 months ago by Beans, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The moment in RL when you're passing by a construction site and figure you could get 3 or 4 shovel-related badges. . . in less than an hour. (I really did this today). 

    Beans, obviously-- hear, hear!
    Posted 11 months ago by SchWM Subscriber! | Permalink