It would be all white, with a solid crown and no adjustable strap. This is a quality garment custom sized to fit the discerning Glichen's head. Adorned with a simple, red letter, denoting the owner's preferential taste and degree of class. An "F".
I wouldn't wear it myself, but I know there are at least a few Glitches who would find it not only an irresistible badge of honor but an integral part of their identity!