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Special Item That Only Beta Testers Get

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Win. Huge huge win.

Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Oh my goodness, it's an abomination!

    Cool, though :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yay !!! This will be my favorite item without a doubt :D Thank you Lord Bacon-o for sharing, and tiny speck for your thoughtfulness :)
    Posted 18 months ago by gia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I hope hope hope that's a trophy!  I want to display it!
    Posted 18 months ago by Violet Faulds Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It fits "one per backpack slot", so I don't think it's a trophy.
    Posted 18 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's a No-No doll, a sight usually experienced during withdrawal hallucinations from No-No powder. History records that Victorian parents would scare their children with stories of the No-No doll in order to make them behave. A batch of No-No powder exported to the Americas was discoloured by the brine of the sea and turned brown, thus leading to the parallel story of the Sandman.
    Posted 18 months ago by snygyst Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I imagine it is either (1) like the Yeti Doll or (B) just a joke and them poking fun at us.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Where/how do you get one? o:
    Posted 18 months ago by Cocomoes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can't get one yet. But: soon ;)
    Posted 18 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When I do, I hope to open up some Hellish Wine to celebrate.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love it...hilarious...sad to see it is auctionable...really shouldn't be re-sellable, IMO.  Yes, was hoping for a trophy to display...but anything they offer is a nice gesture!

    Hmmm, so does that mean the reset is coming soon too?!
    Posted 18 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • looks like a mexican voodoo pickle (kind of like a voodoo doll but pickle)
    Posted 18 months ago by drakodood Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't know why the plank sticking out the side of the pickle makes me chuckle....  I mean...  I should feel some sort of pain or sympathy or empathy or something....   but I'm just sitting here giggling.
    Posted 18 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My guess the pickle has all the items that have been introduced during beta, the plank being one of them
    Posted 18 months ago by Faereluth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow, I cannot wait to see it. 10x :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Devon Eleven Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm pretty sure the pickle is still being tested. And in danger of feature creep. And in Mexico.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ya know...  I think it still has a little too much appeal...  I think it needs to be so ugly that all new players will say, "meh."

    But I don't think TS can do ugly.
    Posted 18 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I. F&%@ng. Love. It.

    (Changed actual Anglo-Saxon curseword to symbols - FOR THE CHILDREN).

    It MUST BE a trophy.  Must. 
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A-mazing. Seriously amazing.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lianne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is cool. Not as cool as my SB music block was, but pretty close.  How will we be able to keep from losing it in the reset? That's how I lost my SB music block. 

    plz advise, kthanksbye,

    Nooks
    Posted 18 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeti dolls stayed. Imagine it will be the same.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love your backstory snygyst.I have a different version. It is called the Chuprapickle! A mythical Mexican pickle that can slice cheese and write notes while listening to music at the barber shop. However, it is fiercer than it looks. It can also force you into a fit of hysterical laughter if you gaze too deeply into its googly eyes. If you watch him shake his sombrero too much, you will be unable to stop dancing and need to be admitted into the Glitchadone clinic. Whatever you do though, DON'T turn his crank!  
    Posted 18 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It reminded me of Jose Jalapeno when I first saw it today.
    Look forward to hearing what it says.
    Posted 18 months ago by JW Subscriber! | Permalink
  • it'd be nice if any item below a certain display size could be set on a trophy case.

    meaning meat collectors would be too big, judging by size out of stack, but most everything else would.

    items could have a property like "trophy-able" in addition to "fits one backpack slot"
    Posted 18 months ago by striatic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That is too cool, still giggling :)  Love the background stories and the imagination. Maybe everything will look similar after imbibing that Hellish Wine!

    I hope it does talk, I'm really gonna miss my Friedrich Nietzsche Doll after reset, wish I could keep it, it's not even in the Glitch Encyclopedia?
    Posted 18 months ago by Teena Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As you might imagine, I'll be squealing with glee when I get to own one of these!
    Posted 18 months ago by MicklePickle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The title says it all. +1 to delight.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think it might be classier without the handlebar up his butt.looks like you hold him to use him as a planking tool.
    Posted 18 months ago by Jellybelly Baby Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chuprapickle!! That's brilliant!
    Posted 18 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yay!  What happens when you turn the crank?  I need to know.

    I like the idea of displaying onions (or Awesome Stew) on my trophy case.  Or if not in my trophy case, maybe some kind of protected furniture so that people could marvel but not take my stuff when they visit?
    Posted 18 months ago by Ida Keen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chuprapickle will probably make a cameo in my story. Why? Why the hell not.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love it!  Too funny.  Yes.  Definitely should be able to be displayed on the Trophy shelf. :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Marla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh. My. I thought maybe it was just a joke but stoot says we will actually get to have them! I'm in heaven. Holly and snygyst, I cannot even pick which story cracks me up more, honestly. I will have to put that on my floor, surrounded by some beer and hooch because...well because. Won't that be marvelous? Tiny Speck, I love you. Can I keep you? 
    Posted 18 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love it. I really really hope it'll work similar to Gnomes. Then it can shout drunken insults at us when we walk past it.  Just looks like it would be great slumped in a corner somewhere :D
    Posted 18 months ago by Ebil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm hoping for something we can display in our trophy case
    (and a bigger display bit on trophy cases).
    Posted 18 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Holly the concept appears in the folk-lore of many cultures and you may note the startling similarity between some of it's features and the Peruvian rock-carvings of Nazca. In the Himalayas, where they have never heard of Glitch, it is known as the Yeti. In Egypt, the inscrutable smile of the sphinx is widely attributed to it's smug knowledge that it alone knows the true story of this (although further tales regarding camels and sphincters have obscured the facts). In Australia it is known as the star-billed plankypickle although after 10 pints of Fosters is sounds more like Special Item That Only Beta Testers Get. They can be purchased from sleazy back-street adult bookshops although even my depraved mind can only vaguely guess as to their use.
    Posted 18 months ago by snygyst Subscriber! | Permalink
  • YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The pickle IS pickled.
    Posted 18 months ago by Joos Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That is one cool item :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Etheco Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It looks like a tricked out supine pickle... bring it on! what does it look like erect?
    Posted 18 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @snygyst...*snicker*

    @Ebil...agree...just too bad we can only put things in the middle of the floor right now...sigh...someday...
    Posted 18 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love it!
    Posted 18 months ago by Bella Subscriber! | Permalink
  • that is truly fantastic!

    @snygyst - that's a grand story
    Posted 18 months ago by arcturus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love it snygyst-thanks for the update to the other civilizations stories.
    Posted 18 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I lost my Glitchmas Yeti and I don't even know when/where :( Must have been donated during a laggy period or something. I also have a tendency to forget things in cabinets when I move. So, I'm trying not to get too attached to my Special Item. I might auction it off rather than go through the pain of losing it eventually.
    Posted 18 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Any chance we could get this as a plush toy in RL?  I'd likely buy one...
    Posted 18 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You know what, I also STUPIDLY got rid of my Yeti. I believe when I started playing was right when they were giving them out and I didn't appreciate its value.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Finally figured out that in his butt is a wine screwer to open wine bottle corks ,how cute .Good idea RM set him near a table full of hooch and beer and tacos and party around him.I love the name chuprapickle sounds like a good ole mexican party pickle.lol
    Posted 18 months ago by Jellybelly Baby Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love it! :) sounds like a placeholder for coding to be used on the yetis etc. Fun! :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want that ugly pickle plushie but I think I want the Ayn Rand doll more because that's just ridiculous. 
    Posted 18 months ago by Homura Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If I had a choice between the pickle and the Ayn Rand doll, I'd choose both!
    Posted 18 months ago by snygyst Subscriber! | Permalink
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