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Sniff It

I've written a new song! It's about no-no powder, and it's called "Sniff It," and it's to the tune of "Beat It" by Michael Jackson. In case you've never heard of this song, you can see the video here.
I hope you enjoy it!

How come you never take your flaps like you should?
The doctor says that it will make you feel so good
If I were in your shoes then I would take it, yes I would
So sniff it
Just sniff it

If you just take it you'll be energy high
You'll cook up lots of applejack, bake lots of pie
Don't ask me what it does for you, don't ask me how or why
Just sniff it
It's amazing for you

Just sniff it
Sniff it
Get yourself some no-no, whiff it!
Use up more no-no
Use up more flaps
Sniff up more powder
In those small wraps
Just sniff it
Just sniff it
Just sniff it
Just sniff it!

Don't care about what all the subway ads say
Just make your own decisions, do it your own way
You better make some no-no, better use some flaps today
Just sniff it
Just sniff it

It's classified among the dangerous drugs
It kills a lot of Glitchen, kills a lot of bugs
But all the cool folks use it and as well as all the thugs
So sniff it
It's fantastic for you

Just sniff it
Sniff it
Use a plain old beaker, whip it!
Make a few no-no
Make a few more
It doesn't matter
If it's a bore

Just sniff it
Sniff it
Take that little flap and lift it!
Just one more no-no
Just one more time
You'll feel so happy
You'll feel sublime
Just sniff it, sniff it, sniff it, sniff it
Sniff it, sniff it, sniff it, sniff it

Sniff it
Sniff it
Don't make any waste, don't gift it!
Just one more no-no
One more amount
Just some more powder
Till you can't count
Just sniff it!

Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • Haha! Great job man.
    Posted 8 months ago by Syrup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG, lol! This is your best one yet. Just in time for Wine of the Dead too...
    Posted 8 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol!
    Posted 8 months ago by WeavingTheWeb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This one didn't take too much altering.

    take that whiff
    give that flap the sniff
    make a little line 
    do it all the time
    when a problem comes along
    you must sniff it
    before the cream sits out too long
    you must sniff it
    when something's going wrong
    you must sniff it

    now sniff it
    out of shape
    sniff it up
    get straight
    go forward
    move ahead
    try to detect it
    it's not too late
    to sniff it
    sniff it good

    when a good time turns around
    you must sniff it
    you will never live it down
    unless you sniff it
    no one gets away
    until they sniff it

    I say sniff it
    sniff it good
    I say sniff it
    sniff it good

    take that whiff
    give that flap the sniff   
    make a little line 
    do it all the time 
    when a problem comes along
    you must sniff it
    before the cream sits out too long
    you must sniff it
    when something's going wrong
    you must sniff it

    now sniff it
    out of shape
    sniff it up
    get straight
    go forward
    move ahead
    try to detect it
    it's not too late
    to sniff it
    out of shape
    sniff it up
    get straight
    go forward
    move ahead
    try to detect it
    it's not too late
    to sniff it
    sniff it good
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like that!
    Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wish I could "like" your song AwesomeCardinal - you mad me laugh!
    Posted 8 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL! Nice job :)
    Posted 8 months ago by Pickle Bob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love your song, too AC2000!  It was inspiring.
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Inspiring? How? You mean your poem/song?
    Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Exactly.  I love filk songs and parodies!  And when I first saw your post, the tune that came to my head was "Whip It" by DEVO.  I think they're both quite appropriate for the subject, though.
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [mashes imaginary "like" button for both AwesomeCardinal2000 and Carl Projectorinski eleventy-billion times!]
    Posted 8 months ago by Poppy Fields Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We should support this idea: http://www.glitch.com/forum/ideas/19162/
    Posted 8 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes!
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Both songs were very impressive & put a smile on my face :D
    Posted 8 months ago by matrix Subscriber! | Permalink
  • awesome :D
    Posted 8 months ago by babi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love these. Very inspired. ;)
    Posted 8 months ago by Touya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I support that idea!
    Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd love a Like button the most out of those.
    Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Best song ever! Now you need to get the Karaoke version of the song, and record this into it.
    Posted 8 months ago by Lorris Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha.
    Posted 7 months ago by Blue Sparrow Subscriber! | Permalink