UPDATE: Badge obtained, congratulations to Glitch E for being the lucky 503rd follower. Thank you all for your help!
Anyone who knows me or has glanced at the leaderboards lately can probably guess that I'm something of a badge friend... so much so, in fact, that I'm running out of ones to obtain! Among the few I have left is Licensed Teleporter (Whoa Class), for "teleporting 503 times while towing hapless followers." Sure, I could blow a load of tokens and get it over with relatively quickly, but where's the fun in that?
To make this a bit more interesting, I'm offering a prize—a set of all three philosopher dolls—to whoever happens to be my 503rd TP follower. How do you get in on this? Simple.
1. If you ever see me in-game (tip: I spend a lot of time in Uralia), just ask to follow me. I will write a TP script on the spot, move one street over, and TP back to the street where we met. The longest this will ever take is 3 minutes, if you catch me right after I just TPed. More likely, it'll only take a couple seconds, and you'll be right back where you started!
2. If you happen to be my 503rd follower, you'll see a notification in Local Chat that I obtained the "Licensed Teleporter (Whoa Class)" achievement, and the dolls are yours! If not, better luck next time.
That's all there is to it. There's no limit to how many times you can follow me; heck, if you wanted to tail me for hours on end to increase your odds, be my guest. The only limiting factor is my 3-minute teleportation cooldown. Good luck :)