I'm in the hospital right now. I was laughing so hard that it made my beeping monitor go crazy, and the nurse rushed in thinking I was having a seizure. So, nice job.
omg--I just caught up with this because, well, I thought from the headline it was going to be a rant and I wasn't in the mood. Sure didn't expect utterly hilarious satire! I needed a pick-me-up today and I laughed like a loon through the whole thing. So thank you, thank you, Jimothy! BRILLIANT!