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Wine villa

Hello Tiny Speck. I would like a wine villa where the members of the Uncle Friendly Society can hire suspicious workers as security guards to protect our currant vault. We also need spotlights and barbed wire, and a kitchen to make spaghetti.

This is important.

Cordially,
Lord Crepeist, Esq., Duke of Uralia and Prince of the Ix Islands

Posted 15 months ago by The Crepeist Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Isn't that right? Spaghetti and wine, they're the heart of every thriving civilization. I've seen booming Little Italys (whatever that is) in my dreams. They start small but soon pizzatowns and gnocchi villages pop up from the dust. It's a sight to behold.
    Posted 15 months ago by Bonbon Wand Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tiny Speck, look at the childhood splendor of Bonbon's sentiment. Are you going to deprive someone of realizing their dreams like that? All we're asking for is a wine villa, barbed wire, questionable workers and spaghetti. It's just common sense.
    Posted 15 months ago by The Crepeist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am signing on to this request as the newest member of the Uncle Friendly Society. Wine. Villa. Barbs. Wire. Questions. Workers. Spaghetti. Simple requests really.

    Signed,
    Keymo Machine
    President of Presidential Impersonators
    Posted 15 months ago by Keymo Machine Subscriber! | Permalink