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If your Glitchen had superpowers, what would they be?

Mine would have the ability to change his molecular structure at will. That means he could shape-shift, become virtually impenetrable, expand to enormous sizes, be invisible, fly, etc. He could even make it appear that he has telekinesis. His weakness would most likely be psychic attacks but... *builds Magneto helmet*

Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • My Glitch would meld his British genes and his Canadian environment to become...

     ... SuperPolitenessMan ...

    He would spend his days saying "no, you take it, I'll get the next one" in community gardens and giving people things at projects. It's a good job Ur doesn't have doors or else he'd spend his days opening them for everybody.
    Posted 18 months ago by Snazzlefrazz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awww, Snazzle! That makes me wanna hug you! 

    Mine would be the ability to boink rude people on the head. 
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • On every street my glitch enters, instantly does "random kindness" to everyone on the street.
    In addition, spawns a parcel at his feet every (240/180/120/60/30) seconds. The parcel can be picked up and opened. Once opened, gives the person who opened it 100 credits
    :D
    Posted 18 months ago by ChooJeremy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Super street building powers so I could always get top contributor of course~~
    Posted 18 months ago by Taylor Swift Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would be the Amazing Chicken Woman!  I would be able to move entire flocks of chickens to Snool in one single bound!  You would never be troubled by chickens again, just call on Chicken Woman and all your problems will be solved!  Have you met my little sister, PIG GIRL?
    Posted 18 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't need one. I already have an insane obsession with nibbling a milking, so I can either be piggy nibbler or butterfly milk(i)er.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Magic piper powers - instead of hog tying - it would be pretty fab to have a pig or conga line of pigs in tow :D
    Posted 18 months ago by Christine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I will be Boss Lady Beth Chief Wrangler of bovine livestock
    Pigs will also obey my every hand gesture
    Posted 18 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Secondary superpower: Reviving old threads.
    Posted 17 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can I just say, Brib, LMAO off off off. You and those chickens! Mine would be um...super-heightened senses attuned to Glitches in need but also like, so you'd have warning when devs are about to rain from the sky right on you (looking at Endoplasmic, Araldia and kevbob here). I already jokingly think of this as akin to Spidey senses...as in, "My RM senses are tingling!"
    Posted 17 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Super cuteness.
    Posted 17 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • mine would be the ability to control things with my mind, thus opening the door again and confusing GOD so we can stay longer.
    Posted 17 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Annoyance Bonking.......I would be able to smack all annoying behaviors out of weird players. 

    Example:  Standing right in front of another player making different faces, constantly. And following them to continue this act when they move away.  Saying the same thing, over and over and over and over and over.

    Yep, I would love to be able to bonk that right out of them.

    Or, flying.
    Posted 17 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink