Topic

Chicken.

I live in a swamp home in Toma Traverse, and I try to keep all my animals in the basement (or the lowest floor, whatever you call it). However, this one chicken keeps on flying up to the upper floors. And I can't get it down.

It doesn't detract from the aesthetic value of my home and I can still squeeze the thing, but it's annoying me that I can't beat a chicken. >:( How can I push it down to the basement?

Posted 13 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Have you tried choking it?
    Ba-dum-BUM!
    Posted 13 months ago by YoYo Mama Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Humbaba imagined chickens that can climb ladders.  Not sure what you can do, unless you have a manhole cover!
    Posted 13 months ago by Shootsin Latters Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Try using the command "Backhand."
    Posted 13 months ago by Sparklebooty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chickens are like roaches.  You can find all you need on the street.  When I bought a place with chickens the first thing I did was to set them free. I suggest that. 
    Posted 13 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink