The greater good, for greater numbers of Glitchens!
This is Glitch - real world market models are history!
Join the Sell Low, Buy Low movement - and watch your auctions sell withing 10 minutes, usually sooner!
When offering your goods for sale, consider pricing at least 25c below the lowest visible price.
This will create a new archetype of commerce - why be the same-old-same-old when it comes to commerce? Who care about "profit" - real profit comes for our innerGlitch!
Show Ur you see the future, you've been gleemed with the vision of Occupy Auctions!
Join all the kool-kids and Sell Low, Buy Low!
Mom will love you for it - not to mention the Giant's favor will increase beyond recognitino!