Love traveling but don't have enough brain juice to learn how to teleport? No problem.
By amplifying the hyperspacetime-warping properties of the Special Item That Only Beta Testers Get (copyright Tiny Speck industries) with the of the tragically underutilized power of the Luminous Moonstone, you can go (almost) anywhere in Ur for just 42 currants!
The transportulator in question is located at the back of my underground lab.
Knock loudly, I'm sleeping in the attic.