Dear TS:
This sign has haunted us. Mocked, teased and taunted us. I humbly request that, upon 24/7 openage, it be hung in a prominent place in Ur for us to exact our revenge (via pokes, prods, splanks, poops).
Expel it from whatever dark, damp place in which it hides so that it may face justice...one tiny fist at a time.
Sincerely (yet full of sign-directed rage),
Joe Blow