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Question about Very, Very Stinky Cheese

I have a slight problem. I am an addict of teh no-no. There, I admitted it. 

Now, when I'm under the influence - usually when I'm working on a project near the end of the day, I obviously try to do as many things that require energy as possible while working, and after all the repairing and crushing and cooking that I can do, I turn to shaking milk and ageing cheese. It makes me feel really happy to see all that energy that it would be taking up (hella lots!). I then go home and dump the product on my floor. As a result, I now have approximately 800 Very, Very Stinky Cheeses filling my house with a putrid odour.

So, my question is: what do I do with it? I vaguely recall a project once asking for it. I haven't seen that in a while and as far as I'm aware it isn't used in any recipes?

This habit stinks. Can anyone help?

Posted 17 months ago by Sharmy Knope Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Maybe sell it? :)
    Posted 17 months ago by Violet Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Or eat it?
    Posted 17 months ago by zeeberk Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Give some away to new players?

    800 stinky cheese.

    Did you plan this or did it "just happen"?
    Posted 17 months ago by Lung Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lung, you know how it is with the no-no. Things always seem like a perfectly good idea at the time, but you wake up the next day wondering what you were thinking.
    Posted 17 months ago by Hagbard Celine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm scared of what that amount of stink would do to me if I ate it haha. I'll probably hang on to most of it just in case something gets introduced that would need a lot because that would be awesomely convenient. 

    And if anyone would like me to send them some, let me know :)

    @Hagbard Celine Totally! It really messes up ones cognitive abilities, I need to wean myself of this hell drug.
    Posted 17 months ago by Sharmy Knope Subscriber! | Permalink
  • poke them and get 800 small shiny objects with no intrinsic value 
    then decor :)
    Posted 17 months ago by acreditando Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh Sharmy, I would LOVE some very, very stinky cheese! Just cause ;)
    Posted 17 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I lost it at "This habit stinks." 8D;;
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    Anyway, It's nice to keep a stack of it in your bag, another stack on your floor, and maybe sell the rest or drop it at an end of the world party.
    Or just dump them all in a pouch for energy after no-no runs out.
    Posted 17 months ago by Chemisie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have an idea! u could give me some! :)
    Posted 17 months ago by Funkyman2818 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Top Ten Things To Do With Very, Very Stinky Cheese:
    10. Mail it to someone you don't like.
    9. Leave it on your neighbor's doorstep when he yells at your pig for plopping on the lawn.
    8. Wear it as a hat.
    7. Poke it and see if anything falls out.
    6. Fill a bag with it, hide the bag, and have the smelliest scavenger hunt ever.
    5. Eat it, and then kiss random strangers.
    4. Donate it to shrines of obnoxious giants.
    3. Feed it to the thing on Donald Trump's head.
    2. Give it to new testers and tell them it'll get them high.
    1. Send it to a random developer whenever you have to file a bug report.
    Posted 17 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • SELL IT! :) Specifically, sell it to the tool vendors on Level Four East or Cebarkul. They will pay you a right fortune (even after the devs knocked the price down some). Before the (sob) watering down of the no-no, very very stinky cheese making was a big old income source for me. In fact, even on the watered-down no-no I will make a small pile of the stuff when I need money!
    Posted 17 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL at glum pudding's list! I have a feeling I'll be doing quite a few of those when the game opens.. be warned, folks!

    I'll be sure to mail you some Innie and Funkyman2818 :)

    Thanks RM! I'll gather up a few bags full and go see what the tool vendor's willing to offer me. If I'm able to make a decent amount then I'll continue with the ageing while under the influence :P
    Posted 17 months ago by Sharmy Knope Subscriber! | Permalink
  • glum - loved the list, thanks for the great ideas!!
    I love it when people make funny "top 10" lists - we need more of these!  =D
    Posted 17 months ago by Zany Serendipity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • glum, #3 is my favorite:) Sharmy, I think the tool vendors pay 51 currants PER PIECE. So 100 would be 5100 currants. Think on that!
    Posted 17 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 6. Fill a bag with it, hide the bag, and have the smelliest scavenger hunt ever.

    Soon.
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OK to confirm, the tool vendors pay 35 currants per piece! So I guess they decreased it from when Rascalmom last sold some, but nonetheless its a decent amount of cash!
    Posted 17 months ago by Sharmy Knope Subscriber! | Permalink