Topic

Cats

First:

 My cat usually climbs on my desk, then goes to the righ armwrest of my (ikea SKRUVSTA) chair, walks around on the back, while keeping his balance by occasionally putting his right front and backpaw against my back. Then he comes to the left and either then crawls on my lap or just walks onto the desk again to sit between me and my keyboard. Preferably ON my keyboard.
He's old, 21ish.
Sometimes he looses his balance.
And seeks support in my back.
Auch. Usually.
But this time:
AAAAAAAAUWWWW.
Couldn't do that out loud here, people sleeping.
I think it's time we trim his nails a bit again, they are extremely sharp again!
And even if that wasn't enough, as I was typing, he came and sat on the desk with his front paws on the arrow keys (luckily they don't affect the typing now) his left backpaw on the left of my right arm, his right backpaw on the right of my right arm, and then he sat down with his STINKING BUTT ON MY ARM!
Ew I smell.
Shower, then bed.
He'll join me there, miauwing untill I let him under the sheets, where he snoggles up besides me. I tried unlearning this, but then I get no sleep, so I give in.
Sigh.
Cats are pure evil, they are so evil that you even make them forgive everything because of their apparent cuteness!

Take a look at these comics, they are soooo spot on:
Simon's cat: www.simonscat.com/Films/Cat...
catversushuman: catversushuman.blogspot.com/

Goodnight all.

Posted 17 months ago by Miriamele Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • I love both Simon's Cat and Cat vs. Human. There are several other comics, including Exocomics, that prominently feature cats and the ways in which they are naturally hilarious and cuddly. CATS ARE ALSO ALL OVER TUMBLR, OF COURSE, SINCE TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING EVER. Also, you may be interested in the Bad Kitty books by Nick Bruehl, which I unfortunately do not own. However, I do own the Devious Book For Cats, which is hilarious, and the two CATS ARE WEIRD books (AND THE POSTCARD SET) created by Jeffrey Brown. OMFG I LOVE CATS. :3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ETA: Oh, and who can forget The Oatmeal's take on cats? :3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • cuuute i looooove cats@!
    Posted 17 months ago by morganharmony Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awww... give the sweet old boy a scritch from me and thanks for the VERY clear description... made me smile and miss having cats :)
    Posted 17 months ago by Bleu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My cat does the same thing.  He's like "Stop playing Glitch or watching anime and pay attention to ME!"
    Posted 17 months ago by Homura Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I LOVE MY CAT!

    (His name is moomoo.)
    (He is the devil.)
    I have scars everywhere. But I still love him.

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    Posted 17 months ago by Lung Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My kitty is <3.
    If I'd had Tiger when I was a young girl, he'd have found his way into a frilly pink dress, wearing a bonnet and in a baby stroller. Instead, I'm older and wiser, so I just dressed him up as Santa for our xmas cards. There are outtakes where he is eating the pompom off the hat. ^___^;;
    Posted 17 months ago by Aidee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • D'AWWWWW. I've always wanted a tabby. I'm definitely on the road to being a cat lady.
    Posted 17 months ago by Lung Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for cats :-)  I'm lucky that my two "angels" don't bother me too much while I'm on the computer.
    Posted 17 months ago by Becky Subscriber! | Permalink