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[UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.

We're ALREADY fixing it!

Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!

Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.

Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • If my stuff is back in moving boxes.... somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
    Posted 7 months ago by Elfstar Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ok so my four year old is asleep (finally) Im running out of smokes, Glitch is broken, and I have no rum....think I'll go to bed. (See, eye? I told you problems make me just go to bed rofl)

    Good luck to the glitch-fixers!
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm elegantly draped in a white straight waistcoat, with hospital pants and fuzzy bunny slippers, and ready to rub those rabbit ears alllll over your glitchy image....do you like how that sounds, glitchy?   What doooo you like, derek biggs?.....rewerrrrrr
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's not a problem, just a decision. The decision is go to the store and get more smokes & rum. Super easy decision.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • scroobie, I think you just gave me nightmares. 0_o
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since I don't know what the real problem is, I'll just assume that Glitch has become its own Universe, and you guys have to stop it before things get messy. Or, at the very least, delay it until we're out of beta.
    Posted 7 months ago by girlthulhu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • scroobie! pass derek the gin! QUICK!
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No money til Thursday. Not a super easy decsion. Unless you would like me to rob the store? ROFL
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh... wow... ummm... right.

    So, I'll just leave you all to it then.  *flees*
    Posted 7 months ago by Grem Sketch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LMAO - takes scrooby's gin away - n turns her towards bed -
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Girl you be looking good go to the bar and get someone to buy you a drink. lmao
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Besides, its past midnight here. Too late for store, and rum, even if I had money rofl
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Uh-oh... Page 6. derek? You still here?
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The question is, why is the Rum always gone?
    Posted 7 months ago by Murri Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hurray! 6 pages. Now I don't have to think of Scroobie's hospital gown and slippers.
    Posted 7 months ago by derek smalls Subscriber! | Permalink
  • SO lets imagine this conversation shall we?

    "honey, im going to the bar"
    "what, you dont ahve any money"
    "yea, but Im gonna have some guy buy me a drink"
    "the hell you are woman where are your keys"

    LMFAO
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I blame it on the neighbor.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I hope Derek has that Ju-Ju net!
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pleasant dreams everyone.
    Posted 7 months ago by derek smalls Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I know my old neighbors gnome on venet root stole my gnomes rum! He was always drunk and hiccuping rofl
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • derek!  noooooooo
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • damn that's right, having a husband will screw up that decision. Ok new decision!!!! 

    STOOT have you made your decisions yet?????????
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay, Had a shower, made some tea.......waiting patiently, sigh...... :)
    Posted 7 months ago by Monkeygirl♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot - how are we doing on the NEW problem?
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • At least I got back inside my home about one second before we shut down. Maybe this time I won't wake up in Hell!
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ponders what bacon has to do with all of this.
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Clothes, beds, liquor, and showers? Did I click on the kinky glitch thread?
    Posted 7 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm beginning to think they fixed the problem 20 minutes ago and are watching us to see what we'll say next
    Posted 7 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Im sure they have better things to do than watch us rofl

    or maybe they dont.

    Stoot, do you have anything better to do?
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OOO Bacon - that sounds YUMMY!
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • rofl bored no more
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so many decisions, so little time.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Guys don't worry, just watch this video and everything will be okay.

    www.youtube.com/watch?featu...

    Or worse, I can't remember which.
    Posted 7 months ago by Jimothy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ok three pages later....i am offically going to bed. George lopez is on, and its too dark for me to find the remote to change it. Which is alos why my typing sucks so bad.

    Good night Eye!

    And good night to everyone else!
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't get me started on time. Time is totally man made. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BLAME THE BACONMONGERS. (You know your incessant demands for porky goodness are responsible for this mess.)

    That's my new plan.
    Posted 7 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • but the johnny unties from the back derek!!  i wore this beautiful gown FOR YOU!
    Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks for the video Jimothy, now I am blind
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 75 minutes?! For this, a full pot of coffee.. when you come back up. Not like last time where I drank a full pot of coffee, then had to wait like 2 hours to find myself picking at moving boxes for 9 hours straight. And it will merely be catch up time because apparently you can just not refresh the game and stay in... so I hope you're happy. Really really really grateful and happy. And grateful.
    Posted 7 months ago by LųĉĩđεşşΨ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Have we made it to page seven yet?
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I LOVE BACON - Crunch it up - it's magic dust :) have some!
    www.baconfreak.com/
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm not going to bed. I have faith. I'm just waiting super patiently. I'm not hunched over the computer staring intently at the closed sign and desperately hitting the refresh button or anything like that. No withdrawal symptoms, nothing. Just me sitting here casually and nonchalantly being so totally patient.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Working on page 7 Mollie getting close:)
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crickey.

    This could be it!!
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks, I needed that.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmm game back up or page 7?
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I"m effen bombed!  page seven?  woot!
    Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • YAY!!!! derek? You hear that? This could be it!!
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • mmmmmmigottapee
    Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is it TIME?
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
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