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A few fireflies short of a full jar

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A few fireflies short of a full jar

Posted 10 months ago by Tsu Dho Nimh Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • That is the saddest firefly jar. :(

    "He'd actually taste a piggy plop, if you know what I mean."
    Posted 10 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's a bounce short of levitation.
    couldn't make a banana if he rubbed two cherries together.
    Luckier than The rube eating rube weed.
    Posted 10 months ago by jiva Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "She's worse at puns than a bean tree!"
    Posted 10 months ago by Jolycan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crazy as a bubble tree...
    Posted 10 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's so dumb, he couldn't find East Spice ... from West Spice ... with a map.
    Posted 10 months ago by Beefwich Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's so ugly, he could defeat the Rook just by walking up and pressing "2".
    Posted 10 months ago by Beefwich Subscriber! | Permalink
  • She's so smelly, the shrines throw emblems at her just to stay off their streets.
    Posted 10 months ago by Beefwich Subscriber! | Permalink
  • She's so ugly she could derail a Glitch train.
    Posted 10 months ago by Beefwich Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's so repulsive, he could make the Subway take a dirt road.
    Posted 10 months ago by Beefwich Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Shes eviler than a beryl rock!
    Posted 10 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's so fat, when he Contemplates his emblem of Pot, it says, "You better lay off the Bubble and Squeaks, pal."

    (Sorry. I've kind of hijacked this thread.)
    Posted 10 months ago by Beefwich Subscriber! | Permalink
  • shes faster then a rook!
    she is as gentle as a butterfly.
    Posted 10 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • She's as common as a piggy cubimal.
    Posted 10 months ago by Georgia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Music Boxes fon't grow on trees, you know.

    It's ubiquitious, like grain from a chicken.

    I am riding a guilt buff from that posion I just administered.

    As lucky as getting a Focusing Orb from a dust trap.

    Why are you so grumpy? Go pet some piggies.
    Posted 10 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's such a beggar...always playing the sad piggy.

    Talking to her is like singing to a butterfly...great experience, but it sucks all the energy right out of you.

    He's as dippy as the mail frog.
    Posted 10 months ago by Mnēmē Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Man, that guy is like a Very Stinky Cheese: Smelly on the outside and filled with uselessness.
    Posted 10 months ago by Gronkles McGee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They're so ugly the JuJu's ran away.

    They're so boring Rube gave them a doll just so he could leave.

    They're so ugly the rock has to pay the rook to take it's place during an attack.

    They're so greedy that the dust traps start crying when they show up in the AL.

    They're so mean they'd tell a newbie an awesome stew is worth 1000C.
    Posted 10 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A bean has more personality than that glitch... =P
    Posted 10 months ago by starrkittyface Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wouldn't touch that Glitch with a ten-foot High-Class Hoe!

    My Lazy Salad has more energy than that Glitch!

    You put the dull in Dullite!

     Were you holding the Door Drinks when they were passing out Imagination?
    Posted 10 months ago by The Cat Face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Which giant did you forget to tithe?

    I need meat.  I gotta go do some stroking.
    Posted 10 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Go squeeze a chicken!
    Posted 10 months ago by Dannelynn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Other people are not so strange.  You, however...
    Posted 10 months ago by Cadmium Blue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Barnacle breath !
    I hear you enjoy nibbling pigs?
    Here's a door potion, maybe someone on the other side cares.
    The giant that imagined you must have been munching purple!
    Posted 10 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They're so crazy, their blood is Essence of Purple Flower.

    Someone's been having too much No-No...

    They're so grumpy the butterflies die when they walk down the street.
    Posted 10 months ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're so depressing even the batterflies think you're a bummer.
    Posted 10 months ago by Cadmium Blue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Go do something useful - hang around Ix and get Spicy Grogged!
    He's about as macho as a Gurly Drink
    Flaming Humbaba!!!!
    Mmmm, her Sparkly rocks!
    Posted 10 months ago by Moz Art Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Your mama's so stupid, she dropped a high class hoe on the street and tried to make money. ::: aaand I'm out!:::
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I'm all Bubbled Out."  That's a favorite!
    Posted 10 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I need to go pet my bubble tree ......
    Posted 10 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Careful, his words are more slippery than jellisacs.
    Posted 10 months ago by SaSa Jack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As slippery as a slathered shrine. 
    Posted 10 months ago by Berry Goode Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mi carne es su carne
    Posted 10 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As classy as a wood tree.

    As reasonable as a bubble tree.

    Sane as the Scion
    Posted 10 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As Awesome as stew
    Posted 10 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A Rook cubimal in the hand is worth two Rook cubimals in the bush.
    Example:You trade a Rook cubimal for two cubimal boxes which you are certain contain two Rook cubimals. Unfortunately, you are not the prophet you thought you were, and they were both chicks.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't count your cubimal boxes before they hatch.

    The early bird gets the 50000 mansion in Alakol.

    Your mama's armpits smell so bad that the crab pays her so she can buy her Crabato juices on auction.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He/she's so stupid, they couldn't even learn Unlearning. Let alone unlearn it.
    Posted 10 months ago by Dorothy Gale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • She's had her game show wheel spun a few times ...
    Posted 10 months ago by Miss Liz Lemon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to Miss Liz! I like that one!
    Posted 10 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink