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[UPDATED: Open until closed] There is a problem with the game. Will the devs fix it?

Staff note- this is the thread that followed the outage; closing this one.
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I can't log in, anyone know what's going on? Am I the only one having this problem?

Does anyone know if the devs will fix this?

Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Update: Our previous report has been corroborated.
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: My anonymous source revealed himself, in a report corroborated here, to an independent reporter just moments before I made my report.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love this thread.
    Posted 7 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just found out from a giant yellow banner that there is a problem with the game, and they are working on a fix right now.

    The contents of the banner are as follows:

    "There is a problem with the game. We're working on a fix right now."

    There is a high chance that this aforementioned problem is in the fact the same problem experienced by Glitch user Haze, as reported in this thread.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (While applauding Haze's timeliness in bringing us the facts about the banner, this reporter believes the banner to be, in fact, orange.)
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank you the Cat Face for finding that footage
    Posted 7 months ago by Polly Nomial Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Due to inconsistencies in a previous report, we have decided to print a retraction for the following report:

    "I just found out from a giant yellow banner that there is a problem with the game, and they are working on a fix right now.

    The contents of the banner are as follows:

    "There is a problem with the game. We're working on a fix right now."

    There is a high chance that this aforementioned problem is in the fact the same problem experienced by Glitch user Haze, as reported in this thread."

    We regret this error, and will make our greatest efforts to ensure the integrity of our reports in the future.
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: I just found out from a giant orange banner that there is a problem with the game, and they are working on a fix right now.

    The contents of the banner are as follows:

    "There is a problem with the game. We're working on a fix right now."

    There is a high chance that this aforementioned problem is in the fact the same problem experienced by Glitch user Haze, as reported in this thread.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • THIS JUST IN: This thread loved by at least one person.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In other news: A second problem with the game has been found.  However, it has been confirmed in another hardhitting post that Stoot said: 

    "We are working on a solution!"

    in his post here.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @diaveborn

    I followed the link to your report about one person loving that thread. As I was perusing later posts in that thread, there was a report of another user also loving that thread. I followed it more and more times, and it turns out that there are an ever increasing number of users who love that thread. Following logical assumptions, one can only assume that an infinite number of people love that thread.

    We can only assume that any thread supported by an infinite number of people is a very trusted source, I will continue to check that thread for use in future updates in our reports.

    The infinitely loved source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • www.flickr.com/photos/feyli...

    That is funnier than it should be.  Nice work, I salute you all!
    Posted 7 months ago by Feylin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: There has now been a report of a photo ( http://www.flickr.com/photos/feylin/7254253006/in/photostream ) of this infinitely loved thread adjacent to the thread that mentions the problem about which this thread has been hitting hard, facts-wise (as documented here).

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This thread makes my head hurt. Which isn't difficult as I'm sick :( 

    Anyone want to come round and soothe my fevered brow?
    Posted 7 months ago by White Tiger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • According to a screenshot obtained by Glitch user Feylin, There is in fact a problem, and the devs will fix it. Her source captures a comment made by stoot in reference to the existence of the problem, and the status of it's fixing. The comment states as follows:

    "There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it."

    This corroborates our earlier report that stoot stated:

    "There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it."

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I heard that White Tiger is sick but the devs will fix it, is that true?
    Posted 7 months ago by Saruko Sto Helit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haze,

    I think this thread may not be infinitely loved any longer.  Here is the source that leads me to believe this.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • saruko,

    I have no idea. 

    Have you tried reading the sticky?
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I read here that there is a sticky, is that the correct sticky to read?
    Posted 7 months ago by Saruko Sto Helit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Feylin

    In your screenshot, there is a thread just below the stickied thread that mentions that the game is having a problem. Do you think you could post us a link or the web address for that thread?

    We would like to investigate that thread further to determine whether it is the same problem being experienced by myself and other users like Glitch user Haze as reported in this thread.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • saruko, 

    Yes.

    Or you could also try the thread mentioned here.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: I have just received word of a new source.

    Source.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It is now known and corroborated that there is two different sources: source 1 and source 2.

    This, however, is still waiting on a source.
    Posted 7 months ago by Saruko Sto Helit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I believe this is the source you are looking for.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Careful reading of the latest update added to the original post of this thread indicates that it may all be a joke. Is there in (hard hitting or not) fact not a problem?

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Hawkwell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This sucks ass!!! 
    Posted 7 months ago by Polly Nomial Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Molly, do you have a source?
    Posted 7 months ago by Saruko Sto Helit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hawkwell,

    There is, in fact, a problem.

    But don't worry. 

    The devs will fix it.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes, let me find it. Bend over Haze
    Posted 7 months ago by Polly Nomial Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I heard that White Tiger is sick but the devs will fix it, is that true?"

    Oh noes - I sneezed on the keyboard - is it all my fault? :'(
    Posted 7 months ago by White Tiger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: Haze's ass has now been cited as an additional source, in this hardhitting report.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: We were able to determine the web address for the second thread in Feylin's screenshot. It is as follows:

    www.glitch.com/forum/genera...

    The symptoms mentioned within this thread are consistent with those experienced by myself and the original poster of this thread, Glitch user Haze. According to the thread located at

    www.glitch.com/forum/genera...

    Stoot has recognized that there is a problem with the game, and the fact that the problem is more complicated than originally thought. He also corroborates earlier reports that fixing the problem is in fact "boring," information that is consistent with comments made by stoot as reported in this post.
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Apparently the solution to the game problem is in Haze's buttocks. Someone inform stoot?

    Source
    and Special Report Late Breaking News
    Posted 7 months ago by Saruko Sto Helit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • White Tiger,

    Probably not.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This statement is false.
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This reporter is going to bed.

    :) *loves*
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll just leave this here. http://www.glitch.com/forum/general/21762/
    Posted 7 months ago by Jimothy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • diaveborn iag - You claim here that there is indeed a problem despite the hard-hitting suggestion made here that it just might all be a joke, yet you give no source for your claim. Are you trying to mislead all our gentle readers with unsubstantiated claims?
    Posted 7 months ago by Hawkwell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If these updates are to be trusted, apparently there are new updates.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • According to this post, there have been updates as follows:

    "Update
    (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

    Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

    We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue."

    Based on this update, we have determined that there have been updates that in essence describe the fact that the devs have stated via stoot:

    "Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

    Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

    We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue."
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Update: Game is likely closed til the morning, according to this quote from stoot:
    [UPDATED: Closed till the morning]
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Final report from Glitch user Haze.
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hi,

    I've just logged on.
    Is there a problem with the game?
    Will the Devs fix it?
    Posted 7 months ago by Dr Evanzan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow, this is hard-hitting. I'm knocked kneeded. O, Tii Save Us !!!
    Why has no one mentioned the Giant Chicken spotted just before the game shut down? lem.to/p/W7mq and here.. lem.to/p/vuu6

    The reporters deserve a Spammy for putting their asses on the line to keep everyone informed and verified before they went back to bed. I can now rest assured.
    Posted 7 months ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It is now morning. When will we receive an update? Also is there still a problem? On confused on whether or not the devs are working on the problem... When will the game be open again? This big orange banner is in my way and I can't enter the world to find anything out -_-
    Posted 7 months ago by Clickadee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I agree with Clickadee, we need facts!
    Posted 7 months ago by Dr Evanzan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Dr Evanzan

    Re: Whether the devs will fix it
    If you are looking for information on whether the devs will fix the problem, try this thread. Particularly these posts: One, Two, Three, Four

    Re: The latest facts
    If you want to stay up to date on the latest facts, there are a lot of good sources, but if I had to pick just one, you should probably just follow this thread.
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks for the info, Haze.
    Do you have a source for this?
    Posted 7 months ago by Dr Evanzan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I apologize for leaving out my sources.

    Source 1
    Source 2
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink