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WARKI'S TRUSTWORTHY REMOVAL SERVICE Open for Business SPECIAL OPENING OFFER!

Hi Glitchen!
So recently I decided I wanted to move house and although I have a lot of in game friends and even one of my IRL friends who plays sporadically, I found that the logistics of hauling all my gear to a new place to be problematic. I am sure there are loads of us who have the same issues.
Sure, I could rope in someone and hope they don't rip me off, or dump my stuff in various places and hope nobody walks by and takes it all, OR I could use a dedicated, in game removal service.

Only problem: there isn't one! Or at least I haven't found one yet.

So, being that the Giants imagined this place to foster entrepreneurial undertakings, I decided to go into business for myself.

This is how it works. You decide you want to move, so you pack up all your things into your bags and get a bit organised. You contact me in game to set up a convenient time when we can do the move and I dump all my stuff at my place and come with either completely empty inventory, or, if needed, with extra "Bigger Bags" to put your stuff into temporarily. If needed, I can avail you of my house, centrally located in Groddle Meadow, to stash your stuff if you have more than both of us can carry.

Together, we 'carry' all your stuff to your new place, no dramas, no worries.

Cost to you: by negotiation. Of course, not every move is the same, some will require more time etc. Some people have lots of currants, others might want to do a trade for some other service or goods. I am not 'all about the currants', I just want to provide a service to others which I see as being needed in the game, while meeting new people, and maybe, just maybe making new friends and having a sticky beak into different kinds of houses around Ur.

I have teleportation skills so getting to your new place fast is no problem, I can even let you "follow" me on a teleport if you can't teleport yourself, I am also a subscriber, so I'm not limited to 'map teleports' per day.

SPECIAL OFFER:

To the first three people to take me up on this offer, I will help you move FREE OF CHARGE. No expectation of remuneration of any kind. The only catch is that on completion of the task you come back to this thread and give an honest review of the service provided.
Obviously I need to prove myself trustworthy, and that is why I offer this special introductory offer as a limited deal. Just to prove that I am legit and I won't run away with your stuff.

As I stated before, I'm not about the currants (I have about 70K already, and I'm not greedy), I think this is a good service to perform and could take a bit of stress and logistics out of moving.

Also, if you are a NORTHERN HEMISPHERE player (I am from Australia, but I tend to play at all times of day and night) and want to potentially join up to offer a 'round the clock' service, get in touch with me in-game.

Alrighty then!

Warki's Trustworthy Removal Service is now open for business!

Come one, come all!

Posted 13 months ago by warki Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • This is a great idea.  =)
    I just moved so, have no use of it at the moment but I'll keep you in mind the next time I move, if I need help!
    Posted 13 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Why would northern vs southern matter with respect to round-the-clock service?   I do think this is a great idea, though.  From the headline I thought it was going to be about helping people without Botany or whatever the required skill is kill and change their trees because we call these things moving companies in the US, and it always takes a few seconds to remember that removal is moving in other English-speaking countries.
    Posted 13 months ago by Zauberberg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • With Northern VS Southern, I guess just to maximise the time that people are online to keep it convenient. I suppose breaking it up by Hemisphere would be better suited to "Western/Eastern" hemisphere, but really, Nothern/Southern works just as well since most Northern Hemisphere people are West and Southern are East (English speaking I mean, and obviously a vast generalisation).
    Posted 13 months ago by warki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • this is a fantastic business proposal!  I don't think im going to be moving anytime soon but if I do need to move then this is definitely the place I'm going to go to! p.s. people were just talking about an idea similar to this(where devs could let you keep your house a day longer) on another thread
    Posted 13 months ago by Rini Subscriber! | Permalink
  • warki, if you business is working out i would like to offer my help to you.

    you do not sound greedy, and i like that.

    i am not planning to move, and i'm already wealthy enough. i have, however, thought it would be good for there to be a service like this and a decent job at a fair price sounds like a lovely bargain.

    i'll be happy to work for your service cheaply.

    i live in the northeastern US.
    Posted 13 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • thanks flask, IM me in game and we can chat about ideas and how things could work.
    Posted 13 months ago by warki Subscriber! | Permalink