You want answers? I want the orb! (Grr emote) You can't handle the orb! (Grr emote) (sneering) Emo Bear, we live in a world with streets that must be guarded. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lord Bacon-O? I have more quests than you can fathom. You weep for jdawg and curse the Glitchen. You don't know what I know. jdawg's tragic death saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque to you, prevents grape squishing! But deep down, in places you don't talk about at End of test Parties, you need me on that street. We use words like squeeze, donate, harvest. They're the backbone of our lives. You use them as a punchline!(Grr emote, Grr emote) I haven't the time or inclination to explain to a Glitch who needs my protection, but questions the way I do it. Better just to thank me! Or pick up a plank and stand a post. But I don't give a divine crepe what you think you are entitled to! Did you order the Code Red SnoCone? (Grr emote, Huh emote) You're goddamn right I did!