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If you don't vote for monkey.

Then you don't deserve to live.

lolevolution

Posted 9 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Thats a bit harsh.
    Posted 9 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't want to sound judgemental...but...I hate monkeys...:)
    Posted 9 months ago by Fstra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm sorry, but monkeys are a little annoying.
    Posted 9 months ago by Waffle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That just made me decide against monkeys at this time.
    Posted 9 months ago by Harmony MoonLake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Viva la monkey!
    Posted 9 months ago by Dr. Babycat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is the sort of poo slinging we have come to expect from simians!
    Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What's it going to do, throw poop at us all day? Because that's basically all that a monkey is good for. Stinky, nasty, biting evil imps.
    Now if it had been an orangutan....
    Posted 9 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like bunnies. 

    Monkeys are creepy. and twitchy. and they ate that one lady's face off.

    Really, anything but monkeys.
    Posted 9 months ago by Miss Bobbit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • all of the anti-monkey sentiment in this thread makes me sad, and I suspect Volkov of secretly working to undermine the pro-monkey campaign.  monkeys are adorable, intelligent, and heck, if they threw guano, all you guys would say oh thank you monkey!  I love you monkey!  and then it would be all like 'eee eee' and your HEART WOULD MELT. 
    Posted 9 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I gave all my votes to the monkey
    Posted 9 months ago by Treesa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Monkeys are adorable, sweet animals. Capuchins in particular, who are often trained as service animals. And if you want to get technical, rabbits defecate waaay more than monkeys do, and feces-flinging is often for territorial reasons (not much different from a dog peeing on everything it sees) as well as when they feel threatened.
    An APE (like orangutans, chimpanzees are apes) ate that woman's face off, not a monkey. There are a few differences: apes have no tail, are able to swing from tree branch to tree branch (monkeys are unable to do so and typically run along branches like cats), are generally larger (all but the gibbon), and are often more aggressive and confrontational than monkeys. Which, naturally, makes a chimpanzee a terrible pet.

    The more you know.
    Posted 9 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Let's hope we don't get baboons:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQWyJ6irNMo
    Posted 9 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If Glitchians came from the Giants' Imagination, then why do the Giants still have Imagination!!?
    Posted 9 months ago by Boom and Bust Subscriber! | Permalink
  • imagination feeds more imagination.
    Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • monkeys fling poo and smell each other's bums.

    just sayin.
    Posted 9 months ago by Geeki Yogini Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Djabril is a wise glitch with sound logic - I urge all you glitches to carefully consider his argument.  Just think - swinging from tree branch to tree branch!  And sure, they would start out wild, but who's to say they couldn't eventually be trained?  At that point, pretty much *anything is possible*.  Just open your mind to the possibilities, and say Yes to Monkey!
    Posted 9 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Maybe train a pet monkey to climb trees and gather more lumber for building furniture !
    Posted 9 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have enough monkeys around me every day.  VOTE GOAT!
    Posted 9 months ago by Daffy Lurksalot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BaaaahhhD idea :p
    Posted 9 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -.-
    Posted 9 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • my favorite monkey is Curious George
    http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&rlz=1C1AVSA_enCA433CA433&q=curiouis+george&ix=sea&ion=1&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&biw=1343&bih=632&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&
    Posted 9 months ago by Treesa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • don't get me wrong, i love monkeys, but SLOTH!
    Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeStu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Moose and Monkeys! Where would we be as glitches without massive antlers and flinging poop and another fun use for bananas?  Vote vote vote.  :)
    Posted 9 months ago by Nerd of Epic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bananas!  yes
    Posted 9 months ago by Treesa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Toofunny!  I had a pet squirrel monkey years ago, and he was absolutely adorable, and never threw poop at anyone, haha.  He'd sit on my shoulder and make a purring sound while he played with my hair.  He liked to chase the cats, especially the black one, and we had to cover all the mirrors while he was out of his cage, cause he'd attack the monkey he saw!  (himself of course rofl)  I did have to clean his cage twice a day, cause think of it...they live in trees and poop just disappears from their world, for all they know.

    I also had a pet house rabbit, uncaged, for a few years.  Almost as adorable, affectionate and funny.  But I have to tell you, when he didn't feel like using the litter box,  he just *ate* his poop. 

    (I didn't vote for either)
    Posted 9 months ago by Phoebe Springback Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have never thrown poo at someone who didn't thoroughly deserve it.

    Also, the bum sniffing is a vicious rumor!  That's totally dogs!
    Posted 9 months ago by Magic Monkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Did someone say DOGS!?? Now THAT's a GOOD idea!!
    Posted 9 months ago by Fstra Subscriber! | Permalink