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#### Buy, Buy, Buy a Box

Ever had this happen to you? You buy a single cubimal box and it's a chick. But you say, "I'm going to buy JUST ONE MORE. I smell lucky today." You buy another and it's a piggy. Then you say, "Just ONE more time. That will do. You buy another and it's a butterfly. You keep on repeating until you've blown your life savings and gotten only common cubimals.
That's what this song is about. It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Hope you like it!
Buy, buy, buy a box
Rip it open wide
Hope that I will get a rare
Look at what's inside
Give, give, give a rare
Magic Rock or Rube
Rook or Helga, Uncle Friendly
Gwen or Yeti cube
It's, it's, it's a pig
This is just unfair
I cannot believe that I
Didn't get a rare
Just, just, just one more
Now, I'll strike it rich
If I do not get a rare
That must be some glitch
It's, it's, it's a chick
This has really stunk
Now I've got two tiny square
cubimals of junk
One, one, one more box
Third time is the charm
Just one little cubi box
Won't do any harm
It's, it's, it's a frog
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh
ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Alternatively, you can change the last stanza to this, if you're that kind of person:
It's, it's, it's a frog
F*ck, f*ck,f*ck, f*ck, f*ck,
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck,
F*CK, F*CK, F*CK, F*CK, FFFF**********************CCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Posted 7 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink

### Replies

- LOL!
  Posted 7 months ago by wuilyl | Permalink
- Truly an excellent song!
  Posted 7 months ago by Sally Slingshot | Permalink
- It's very creative, I must say...
  Posted 7 months ago by Awe24 | Permalink
- lovely ending :P
  Posted 7 months ago by drakodood | Permalink
- hahahahaha!
  Posted 7 months ago by Stormy Weather | Permalink
- *chuckles* I have felt the words of that song on MANY an occasion lmao
  Posted 7 months ago by ~Arabesque~ | Permalink
- lol nice
  Posted 7 months ago by le beebs | Permalink
- lmao bravo!
  Posted 7 months ago by goodstory | Permalink
- Which is exACTly why I don't buy from the Toy Vendor! Great song, too, esp. the last stanza!
  Posted 7 months ago by Poppy Fields | Permalink
- Your best yet, Maestro. You know when you hear a song on the radio and you feel like the singer just knows how you feel? This is that.
  Posted 7 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue | Permalink
- And that, my friends...is why I don't buy cubimals.
  Posted 7 months ago by Akane Tuna | Permalink
- That ending.
  Yes.
  Hell yes.
  HELL YES, THAT ENDING.
  Posted 7 months ago by Sororia Rose | Permalink
- At first glance of the title, I had no idea there was going to be a rhyme. So almost prepared you with my own. :) You got the job done!
  Posted 7 months ago by usterka | Permalink
- I mouthed it out to get in the rhythm of it, and the ending was superb! I feel exactly the same way!
  Posted 7 months ago by RJStormRider | Permalink
- Love the ending!
  Posted 7 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- I *actually* just collapsed laughing. Awesome as usual, Cardinal.
  Posted 7 months ago by Fernstream | Permalink
- Potatoes have skin.
  I have skin.
  Therefore, I am a potato.
  OT: Great ending! :P
  Posted 7 months ago by ❅Cobalt❅ | Permalink
- yay!
  Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames | Permalink
- *giggles*
  Posted 7 months ago by MoM4.6 | Permalink
- The last part is awesome!
  Posted 7 months ago by OMG BACON!! | Permalink
- <3
  Posted 7 months ago by Lorikeet | Permalink
- That is AWESOME! Cardinal.
  Posted 7 months ago by Jope | Permalink
- I love it!
  Posted 7 months ago by Serra | Permalink
- ........................ Yep. LOL
  Posted 7 months ago by Jessenya | Permalink
- This is awesome!
  Posted 7 months ago by ☠ lala512 ☠ | Permalink
- Hilarious!!!
  Posted 7 months ago by Hellyeah | Permalink
- lol! :-) You made me smile today! I get Really moody when it rains.
  Posted 7 months ago by Misty Power | Permalink
- Glitch has got its own Troubadour !
  Please more !!!
  Posted 7 months ago by Great Brain Robbery | Permalink
- hahaha! nice song!
  Posted 7 months ago by rosedragon | Permalink
- Yay! Bravo! Encore! Fantastical! Splendid!
  Posted 7 months ago by Maxy Cat | Permalink
- This was MY LIFE several months ago.
  +100!
  Posted 7 months ago by Moi | Permalink
- A hear yer pain! 8'(
  Posted 7 months ago by ~Kaydee~ | Permalink
- I did that once. 200,000 currants later I decided I didn't need to do that anymore. Well, it was only 190,000 currants but it FELT like more!
  Great song, the lyrics are exactly what it feels like to stand there in one moment and spend it all!
  I have grown to respect my commons more than before. Frogs are awesome, by the way!!
  Posted 7 months ago by Minkey | Permalink
- Hahaha, awesome:D
  Posted 7 months ago by Muncey Mango | Permalink
- This is exactly how I feel!
  Posted 7 months ago by Demaria | Permalink
- best song. ever.
  Posted 7 months ago by Cesca | Permalink
- Spent so many currants on my cubi habit, too many to count. Never did open up a box with a Rook or Rube inside. Now I will never sell my set. Great Song.
  Posted 7 months ago by Miss Melody | Permalink
- Livin' it right now. All I need is the Magic Rock. I sing this song every time I get in game!
  Posted 7 months ago by Guided by Foxes | Permalink
- I renege my previous statement. Thanks to you, I had Row, Row, Row the Boat stuck in my head for an entire day!
  Posted 7 months ago by le beebs | Permalink
- THAT'S SO TRUE!
  Posted 7 months ago by Plexum Navillus | Permalink
- In my head, I hear the voice getting angrier, moving toward shouting, and perhaps a bit off-key.
  Thanks for this fun interlude in my day!
  Posted 7 months ago by kastlin | Permalink
- Love it, and I feel the same way!~
  Posted 7 months ago by Synnia | Permalink
- I think you rushed the alternative stanza. :P
  Posted 7 months ago by I Love You TS | Permalink