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#### We need avocadoes

My proposal:
Deep within the furthest reaches in the remotiest corners of Ur there roams the exceedingly rare and surprisingly fleet ruminant known as the avocadoe. When plied with a sufficient number of margaritas, the avocadoe may produce guacs. In fact, it may hock a guac. Or it may drop a guac. (I don't know, for I've never seen one.) Regardless, when a Glitch collects 4 - 5 guacs (depending on size) and mashes them with an onion, some garlic, an herb, a tomato (preferably roma, de-seeded), salt and a lemon (it SHOULD be lime, but there are no limes, which distresses me greatly because there is margarita-making going on without limes and I can assure you that WOULD NOT HAPPEN at my house) one concocts the rarest and most magnificent of foods, guacamole. Guacamole can be eaten on sammiches. It can be eaten with tortillas. It can also be eaten straight out of the bowl as long as nobody else is looking. And it gives you supah-powers... namely a huge mood boost when in the throes of winter and BBQ season is officially months away.

Posted 3 months ago by Adar | Permalink

### Replies

- ahh voh caaa DOE...I get it! hahaha, that was a good one!
  +1
  But, I am sorry to tell you (no, I'm not really sorry) that you are mistaken.
  "it may hock a guac. Or it may drop a guac"
  Everyone knows the correct terms are Hork (Hoark, arch.) and Throw.
  Posted 3 months ago by Minkey | Permalink
- WHYYYY hasn't this been upvoted a million jillion times. It is GENIUS.
  Posted 98 days ago by Pale Queen | Permalink
- We need this. We do. Beautifully fleshed out and ripe with promise.
  Forget sheep and kangaroos and even moles. If more animals come into the game, the next should surely be the avocadoe. SubLime.
  Posted 98 days ago by Voluptua Sneezelips | Permalink
- Yes this is totally full of win.
  Posted 97 days ago by Scarlett Bearsdale | Permalink
- Little known fact: you can also juice an avocado for olive oil.
  Posted 97 days ago by Pascale | Permalink
- oooo! guacamole as a knife&board recipe! 2 avacado (and oh yeah one lemon) for one guacamole.
  Posted 97 days ago by AmbroseCat | Permalink
- this is *exactly* how I get my olive oil, Pascale!
  Posted 97 days ago by Minkey | Permalink
- +1
  Posted 96 days ago by Ayasta | Permalink