My friend NightDraconis suggested that I write a song about how the common cubimals were feeling left out because people left them underneath the toy vendors after opening them. So I wrote it. It's to the tune of a beloved American classic, "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." Enjoy!
Take me out to the Glitchen
Take me out to a home
I'm just an old common cubimal
I look around me and this place is full
I've been sitting in Vuoski Va-le
I hope I hear footsteps ring
I've seen one, two, three Glitch walk by
They don't do a thing.
Take me out to the Glitchen
Take me out to a home
I just hate how dark it is in here
I look around and there's nobody near
I just want some retail value
Like Helga, Friendly, Sno Cone
Or just one, two, three thousand currants
I'd have a home.
If you'd like to see me write a song about something, mail your suggestion to me, please! If I successfully write it, I'll send a free cubimal box to the first person who suggested it, and anyone else who suggests it will get an early release of the song.