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Looking for LOVE!

Hi, my name is King Gecko and I am looking for a nice girlfriend. I love all sexy women. Please reply if you are one. Hopefully, I will not cheat on you.

Posted 9 months ago by Mr. Happy Slappy Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • On Glitch? Really? Cannot tell if this is a joke or what. Ew.
    There are things called dating sites.
    Posted 9 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well.. it depends on what side of the current issue you're on. Home Streets: Public or Private?
    Posted 9 months ago by Little Miss Giggles Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Not a joke.
    Posted 9 months ago by Mr. Happy Slappy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 'Hopefully, I will not cheat on you.'

    How can any sexy ladies possibly resist such charms!
    Posted 9 months ago by Mathilda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am one. Possibly. You decide when we meet. I hope so too, about the cheating. That would be the act of a rotter.
    Posted 9 months ago by bhikku Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hello?
    Is it me you're looking for?
    Posted 9 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol, this really is an off topic...
    Posted 9 months ago by OL. Der Dan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ladies, better jump on this catch like fast.

    It's not every day you get propositioned on a game forum by a King!
    Posted 9 months ago by shipwreck Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Barfs all over thread*
    Posted 9 months ago by EarthtoGrace Subscriber! | Permalink
  • pics or gtfo...lol jk...a/s/l?....haha
    Posted 9 months ago by ☠ lala512 ☠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Volkov: Thank you. That will now be stuck in my head for the next two weeks. Damn ear worms.
    Posted 9 months ago by Abbey Rhode Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good luck! May you find your glitchy soul mate. i dont date via online games personaly but hope you find what you want.
    Posted 9 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol, I have a nice Chik I could set you up with - I ordered a few too many from auction and my yard got a little crowded. Do you have enough room in your mailbox...?
    Posted 9 months ago by Moehr Ossum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Go chat up Helga in West Spice, sexy and likes the booze. But if you cheat on her she will thrash you.
    Posted 9 months ago by snarkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think Glitch might be included in "all the wrong places".
    Posted 9 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 9 months ago by Pavida Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Djabrill

    Wookin pa nub?
    Posted 9 months ago by shipwreck Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GUYS I JUST WANT AFFECTION SO STOP
    Posted 9 months ago by Mr. Happy Slappy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • king gecko.
    You're no stranger to love.
    You know the rules, and so do i.

    You need someone that'll never give you up.
    Someone that'll never let you down.
    That won't run around.
    And desert you.

    I just wanted to tell you how I'm feeling.
    Maybe you can, understand.
    Posted 9 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What is this thing called, love?
    Posted 9 months ago by OL. Der Dan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think you can get it from the Rube, in trade from a Shiny Thing of No Intrinsic Value.
    Posted 9 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • .....
    Posted 9 months ago by Plexum Navillus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nice Volkov! 
    Posted 9 months ago by The Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am looking for someone too.... but I am looking for a woman, and I am a woman.
    Posted 9 months ago by Sugar Lips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • O.O
    Posted 9 months ago by FTW BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well said, Deathly!
    Posted 9 months ago by NO DELETIN BACON>:O Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In this day and age, many people are meeting their partners in games and online communities. It makes sense: You meet someone based on a common interest, and things happen from there. A much better bet than trolling bars I say. So, I do not poke fun at the OP and wish him Good Luck.

    However, as he may have noticed: the chosen approach has solicited a reaction contrary to what I think he expected. This invitation to romance comes off as markedly unromantic at best and creepy at worst. I would suggest being engaging and participatory, and if something happens, it happens, and if not, c'est la vie.

    Plus, keep in mind the audience of this game. Not exactly to ehookup crowd.

    And leave Helga out of this!
    Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha Kronos
    Posted 8 months ago by FTW BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @shipwreck

    LOL.
    I'm da Barbah ob Dabil. Bigaro! Bigaro!
    Posted 8 months ago by Liathea Subscriber! | Permalink