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I can't keep wood long enough!

This new housing system is eating my wood up, and spitting it back out into so many different things. Phew, a girl can't keep up! 

Posted 7 months ago by Emleigh Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • +1 For that amazing title ;)
    Posted 7 months ago by Cadmium Blue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Same problem with rods? ;-)
    Posted 7 months ago by Koftun Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They have pills for this problem now.
    Posted 7 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • http://www.viagra.com/
    Posted 7 months ago by phelps.mike Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Neither can I.
    Posted 7 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heh. Heh.
    Posted 7 months ago by Imberis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've been harvesting so many planks the last couple of days I didn't even see the innuendo there until I read some of the replies.
    Posted 7 months ago by Anaglyph Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For a moment, I thought my ex was on Glitch. HEY-O!!!
    Posted 7 months ago by Georgia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sounds like a personal problem. :P
    Posted 7 months ago by Lily Linguistic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *snicker*
    Posted 7 months ago by Zubes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • First, make sure your chopper is in good condition.

    Then, go to an Enchanted Forest.  Trust me -- you will get wood.
    Posted 7 months ago by E D D I E Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's what HE said. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PROUD wood.
    Posted 7 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ EyeWonder...LMAO...*snort*...oh, I am so sick of hearing that phrase with 'she'...that was brilliant...
    Posted 7 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I know, right? The house is like this big, gaping hole. I'm worried my Tool can't meet its needs.
    Posted 7 months ago by Jesus Christ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My wood is just completely deflated right now. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Emleigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can give you my wood, just give me a call... let me get you in the mood.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've used about 7,000 planks. Still have 16,000 left!
    Posted 7 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They say that No-no powder inhalation inhibits the staying power of wood. Users may say otherwise, but that's just the No-no talking.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When I first had problems with my wood I was ashamed to look for help, it made me feel insecure of fulfilling my projects and fully satisfy the needs of my lovers... I mean, every time the Giants bestowed giant love over me I had no wood to give.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Having wood for more than 4 hours is a serious medical condition and you should contact your physician immediately.
    Posted 7 months ago by Vicereine Linnæa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • that's why they invented enchanted forests! Just grab a whacker and whack away
    Posted 7 months ago by Posie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah! whack your wood with a bunch of strangers inside a shady and dark tree inside a forest... they call it the "enchaaaanted forest".
    Posted 7 months ago by Mikah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • rofl! just stumbled upon this at work and it made my day! :bump:
    Posted 7 months ago by starrkittyface Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank goodness for the shady enchanted forests so woodies can wack in peace until they can't wack anymore. No more fights for the biggest wood or wondering if you'll ever see wood again. :D
    Posted 7 months ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm addicted to playing with wood trees. I see one and I just have to pet it and put water on it.... is that ok?
    Posted 7 months ago by Zu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have the opposite problem, guys. I have so much wood, it won't even fit in a box any more!
    Posted 7 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have wod
    Posted 7 months ago by Anime_panda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have woods of wod
    Posted 7 months ago by Anime_panda Subscriber! | Permalink