... you're trying to have a conversation with a good friend in-game and Flash keeps crashing and kicking you out, so you wonder if any of your replies to what they've said are getting through to her or even make sense... :c
you're clicking too fast on a chicken while standing too close to a shrine, and accidentally donate all your allspice...and you take a deep breath, and then check the auctions....and the only auction for allspice is for 8.9 currants each....
When you go over to a friend's house to plant some herbs only to discover you left the seeds you needed in your house, so ou have to teleport back home to get them.
When are you waiting to play Game of Crowns and you're the first one to arrive. You keep on waiting but it tells you that your friend has left, so you click on the "Leave" button. As you are leaving, you see the message "So and so just joined the game".
I sprinkled fertility powder on my street and some of the food was hidden behind bushes. I was in a hurry and I started running and hitting enter. I was going so fast that I was knocking on my neighbors doors at the same time. This was yesterday lol
you keep forgetting what home street you're on and keep randomly wandering into your friend's houses, looking around, and wondering what happened to all your stuff...
That awkward moment when you post an April Fools joke in general, and later find out that it was moved to offtopic making you wonder if the Forum Mod thinks you're a Justin Bieber fan...
When your babysitting a neighbour who you don't know very well's 7-year-old, while the radio is playing and a song that sounds kind of like the song that comes on when Rube comes to trade plays and you shout out "It's Rube!! Is he trading with me or you?" to the girl you're babysitting. And she looks at you like you're completely crazy for the rest of the night.
When you make a stack of earthshakers to go mining with and then forget to drink them.
When you drink an earthshaker and the first strike breaks your pick.
When you've used up all 5 invites, and those you invited either played for an hour or not at all :/
When you've spent months wishing you could just search your damn inventory and then you spot the little search button (that was a RL facepalm)
When you're getting changed in Glitch and you Remove All while you have the game open and it shows you naked in Wardrobe and in the world and someone yells at you that you're "Being indecent". And even worse, they see you without a hat!!
(By the way, I NEVER go anywhere without a hat, in Glitch and RL)
That awkward moment when you say you had 5 invites, without realizing that all new players seem to be only getting 3 to pass out, and one of them who is present, wasted one of his on a faulty email address.
Or, that awkward moment when you're that other player with only 3 invites who wasted one. ;)
Aw thanks, Akane Tuna! :]
Also, when (well, not really awkward, but embarassing) you're singing the Glitch trailer out loud, very stupidly, and you think no one's home, but you're little sister is secretly filming you. The next day, you've found she's posted it all over Facebook. And you nearly kill her. (This happened to me last year and, even though I blackmailed my sister into deleting it a day later, my friends still won't let me forget about it)
When you hit “up” + “enter” in local chat but instead of expected “/home” you see on the screen “good bye baby!” from a previous conversation, realizing, to your embarrassment, that there are only two people on the street: you and some stranger.
When you are in urgent need of something from your second house floor and you have to wait for whole minute for doors to upload so you could go up there.
...after five days of not playing glitch, you realize you haven't fed your pigs in awhile. So you log on and all that is left is one sad lonely pig surrounded by piles of meat that keeps looking directly at you like he's saying "what you want? Come to FEED us now,eh?"
You bought 20-30 purple sno cones and didn't yet know if you put them down they'd melt, and had safely put them in your cupboard in your old house before, so you thought it'd be okay to set down all 20-30 on the table of your new /home at once... Ahahahaha... (This was a while ago, heh.)
That awkward moment when you realize that you wrote the same thing that the person above you did in
this discussion.
That awkward moment when you give someone something really valuable to someone who is AFK.
Oh wait.... GAH! That moment has already been posted somewhere above me!!!
That awkward moment when you realize you are the producer of snails
"Jay you hurt me with your snails"
"I don't have snails! Sloths make snails! I'm not a sloth!"
*stare*
"I'm not a sloth! Sloths laze about and subsist entirely on metal!"
*stare*
"...fuck"
That awkward moment when you decide to cover Cebarkul in small shiny objects with no intrinsic value and it causes lag so bad that staff has to come in and clean it up!
That awkward moment when you go to your /home from Cebarkul (I wanted to die to get the wine) to get some milk so you can die, then you accidentally die in your home. And only one person has your home key, but they are offline. So as quick as you can, you squish grapes to get back before the new game day. (Luckily you FINALLY manage to achieve your goal.)
That awkward moment when you're watering your crops, and a butterfly flies up right next to you and you end up accidentally singing to it and croaking.