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What does splanking do?

I have been thinking about this for a long time. What does splanking do? Does it make you get hit by planks over and over untill you die or do you get hit with the power of nature which kills you on the spot? Plz tell me what happens!

Posted 9 months ago by Goddess Girl Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • there's just a small mood penalty to the splankee and you lose 10 energy.  that's it.
    Posted 9 months ago by Mablem Tiipot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The other person get the animation of a flexible plank smacking them in the face with starts and there's and sfx. They get stuck for a bit until they use the tab key to workaround it.
    Posted 9 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh. then if you have a match to splank someone to the death it will take a long time?
    Posted 9 months ago by Goddess Girl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since getting to zero mood does not kill a Glitch, you are more likely to die from splanking other people first, since it costs you energy.
    Posted 9 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • splanker loses energy and dies.

    splankee loses mood and lives.

    That's what was so funny ages ago when Xev ran the underground splanking fights. It was essentially suicide.
    Posted 9 months ago by M<3tra, obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Man do I miss those fights :( It was such a counter intuitive process xD Xev was a fun person :( I miss Xev.
    Posted 9 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you get a badge for splanking 23 people, as far as I remember.
    Posted 9 months ago by Posh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What happend to Xev?
    Posted 9 months ago by Goddess Girl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Always Xev. Forever Xev.
    @Liza: I miss Xev too....I had such a blast at the one Splank Club Fight I participated in...she was and will forever be Teh Awsum!
    Posted 9 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It does cause some computers to lag like crazy. Please be ware when splanking that not all glitchen appreciate what it does to our gaming experience! (that said, some adore splanking and have systems that can handle it)
    Posted 9 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For some it really screws up their flash.  It is rude to splank without asking (or not saying anything at all like some who splank and run), but usually if you ask people are ok with if it's for the badge (and it won't mess up their game).
    Posted 9 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xev's OK, she's just waiting for the interesting stuff to come out.

    Anyways, her cat will have // has had kittens.
    Posted 9 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xev, Empress of Ur, was in global chat a couple of nights ago. She's *among* us, just not *of* us at the moment. Xev remembers the butterflies, and we remember her.
    Posted 9 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I sometime issue drive-by splankings to sleepers to see if it wakes them up.  Never does.
    Posted 9 months ago by Shootsin Latters Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If anyone splanks me without asking first, they are immediately blocked.

    There are way too many Glitchen whose computers cannot handle splanking.  It freezes their screen and interferes with their game. 

    Since you have no way of knowing beforehand if you are about to ruin someone's gaming experience so you can have some "fun", don't be surprised if you are treated unpleasantly in response.  
    Posted 9 months ago by WindBorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • IMHO the best place to splank for your badge is in Hell. Especially near end of day there are usually sleeping glitches there... .and, interestingly enough, it doesn't cost energy to splank in hell. (Nifty that you can do it at all, though it does fit with hell). And the dead glitches don't have any mood to lose.

    What I didn't think of until after I had the badge is that it should be possible for you to splank your way out of hell. If you get yourself right to the edge of leveling up, die, and then get your 23rd splanking in hell it should restore your energy with leveling. If anyone has managed to do that I'd love to know what happens! Seems like a fascinating edge case. Does it throw you out of hell? Or are you stuck in hell with full energy? (If so, go get the hell taco and the hell favor quoin in the lower levels! Tell us how much favor there is in a hell favor quion!)
    Posted 9 months ago by LokiPDX Subscriber! | Permalink
  • double message. server lag. oops.
    Posted 9 months ago by LokiPDX Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i don't want to go to hell. But i will buy a hachet so i can get planks.
    Posted 9 months ago by Goddess Girl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Windborn, oh wow, that sucks! I hate splanks in general. Although it was kinda cool that I was a person who was responsible for their badge.... a splank is not a greeting, though. 
    Posted 9 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • splanking makes you feel satisfied!
    Posted 9 months ago by Maxy Cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I only splank if someone splanks me first or spreads sneezing powder without asking.  If someone does either of those I make it my mission to splank until that person leaves or goes to hell.
    Posted 9 months ago by TheBoyWhoCriedRook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wasn't aware of the freezing issue. Is that a known bug? Does antropomorphozing your bear cause the same effect?

    I'm sorry if I caused someone's computer to freeze but I honestly didn't know about this at all. I always thought that splanking was harmless fun like any other activity in this game.
    Posted 9 months ago by Candy Warhol Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For those who have had abusive backgrounds, splanking can be a rude shock.
    Posted 9 months ago by Forcythia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Should really introduce a ignore mouse events buttons for animations like splanking, and bear actions.
    Posted 9 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Splanking makes all the little glitchies very sad and then they cry. Until they get a hug from MEEE, 'cause that cherrs people right up! :D
    Posted 9 months ago by gracerigney Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Splanking is really only satisfying when you have an audience and a monetary reward.

    Also, narration.
    Posted 9 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's a whole group of Kinky Glitches who'll beg (literally, even) to differ with you, Xev. ;)
    Posted 9 months ago by Dr.Maud, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, that's my OTHER club. I keep that quiet, though.
    Posted 9 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hi Xev!
    Posted 9 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink