inspired by my crusade for fertilizer, lack of sleep, and Lord Bacon-o's DIAB parody
I don't want a lot for Glitchmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Glitchmas tree
I just need some more guano
To make my herbs grow and grow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Glitchmas
Is poo
I don't want a lot for Glitchmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about rare dollies
Underneath the Glitchmas tree
I don't need to find a cubi
Rares that cost me lots of dough
HSP won't make me happy
Or eleven icons in a row
I just need some more guano
To make my herbs grow and grow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Glitchmas
Is poo
Poo, baby
Oh I won't ask for much this Glitchmas
I won't even wish it snowed
I’ll keep on feeding batterflies
Until they drop a 3-stack load
I won't make a list and post it
To the Forums and keep it bumped
I’ll just keep on making food
To feed those batties ‘til they dump
'Cause I just want my herbs tonight
So I have got to expedite
What more can I do?
Baby all I want for Glitchmas is poo
Poo
Oh all the lights are shining
Outside everywhere
But I just can’t see it
I’m in a cave again somewhere
And everyone is clapping
I hear those batties flapping
Santa won't you bring me what I really need?
Won't you please bring my guano to me?
Oh I don't want a lot for Glitchmas
No Awesome Stew or Veggie Juice
I just want to see those batties
Drop a heaving, sighing deuce
I just need some more guano
To make my herbs grow and grow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Glitchmas
Is poo