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The Rook

Since my songs are all parodies, I thought I'd try writing some parodies of poems as well. I don't know how I wrote this, but here it is! A parody of "The Raven" by Edgar Allan Poe! I know this poem is geographically incorrect, but who cares. I hope you like it!

Sauntering through Kalix Follows, Looking through the bogs and hollows,
Listening to swifts and swallows, on my face a pleasant grin
Harvesting from trees with bubbles, sometimes getting harvest doubles,
Then the situation troubles, unknown to my soul within
Then the situation troubles, unknown to my soul within
Soon the thunderclouds begin

Then, the noise is growing louder, like a horse on no-no powder
Sounding like a crying pouter with a lack of discipline
Now the squawks are right above me, damaging the hearing of me,
Feeling like it's going to shove me, taking out my soul within,
Feeling like it's going to shove me, taking out my soul within,
Screeching like a violin.

It's a Rook, a violent screecher, Everypart of this foul creature,
Every single limb and feature, Deimagination's kin.
Bird created by the Devil, taken to a brand new level,
Seems to go rejoice and revel when it steals the soul within
Seems to go rejoie and revel when itsteals the soul within.
On its face a vicious grin.

Rook, a nasty, evil omen, stronger than a thousand bowmen,
I have heard the Rook is roaming everywhere in Ur within.
Now I really want my mommy, Like a giant, grand tsunami,
Now the Rook descends upon me, aiming for my soul within
Now the Rook descends upon me, aiming for my soul within
Quoth the Rook bird, "I shall win."

Now the rook is feeling glory, I won't live to tell my story,
None will know this bloody, gory night that is the worst I've been
Now the Rook is wildly crowing, now my heart begins its slowing,
Then, I see an object glowing, "That's my orb for focusin'."
Then, I see a glowing object, it's my orb for focusin'.
Quoth the Rook bird, "I shall win."

Swiftly, with no hesitation, I begin my meditation
Channeling my concentration in my orb for focusin'.
I know that I should be running, rather than use thoughts for gunning,
When I see I'm really stunning Rook with all my soul within
Now I see I'm really stunning Rook with all my soul within
Using just my focusin'

Though the Rooks' no longer pegging, all the pigs, "Revive!" are egging,
And the shrine just keeps on begging, "Throw your extra things right in!"
Every time I did some loaning, I could hear the Rook was groaning,
Mighty Rook all Weak and moaning, fading hues and cracking skin
Mighty Rook all Weak and moaning, fading hues and cracking skin
Quoth the Rook, "You'll never win!"

Then I loaned a single cherry, Might have been imaginary,
Like enchanted by a fairy, Rook was gone from where he'd been!
After some intense reviving, life again, it soon was thriving!
Pigs and chicks were all hi-fiving, celebrating 'bout my win.
Pigs and chicks were all hi-fiving, celebrating 'bout my win.
Proudest I had ever been.

Now the thunderclouds departing, choruses of songbirds starting,
Butterflies were zipping, darting all throughout the bog within
Now the Rook, all brawn and meated, it has now become defeated,
Now the world of Ur is greeted peace and harmony within,
Now the world of Ur is greeted peace and harmony within,
Peace and harmony within.

Posted 7 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Stupendous tour da force. Wow, Edgan Allan would be tickled pink were he alive today. Did that take you a while to write? Really cool! Thanks for sharing. *Hugs* and Cheers :D
    Posted 7 months ago by Bachjess♫♫♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D Such a poet in our midst!
    Posted 7 months ago by Sally Slingshot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Great song!
    Posted 7 months ago by ❅Cobalt❅ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love it, I love it, I love it!

    ...I was a very big Poe fan as a child.  my favourite  poet.
    Posted 7 months ago by Minkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awesome parody by an Awesome Cardinal!
    Posted 7 months ago by Blue Sparrow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • AwesomeCardinal2000 is awesome and he is 2000, while a cardinal. Sir, I salute you.
    Posted 7 months ago by Asthner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A+!
    Posted 7 months ago by Cristy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow!!!!! Great job!!!
    Posted 7 months ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow! Really enjoyed this - very, very nice job!
    Posted 7 months ago by Miss Tara Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *applauds*
    Posted 7 months ago by Ancale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It took me only about an hour and a half to write this one.
    Posted 7 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink