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Only in Glitch: things you never imagined reading or typing...

My two favorites so far:
"I prefer squishing grapes in Hell."
"The yoga frog is delivering barnacles any minute now."

Posted 16 months ago by KhaKhonsu Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • "Your pickle will be useless for a while after you're done playing with it. You have to give it a rest. Then you can play with it again."
    Posted 15 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "i'll send you my rook just after i've finished cramming as much meat as i can into this shrine"
    Posted 15 months ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, I was trying to explain Glitch to The Boyfriend in an attempt to get him to sign up. 

    "See that? You just nibble on the pigs there -- get out of the way, chicken! -- and you get tasty meat. Oh, you squeeze the chickens for grain. And, watch this! You milk the butterflies."

    "So, what you're saying is that you have to be a crazy person to play this game?"

    "...Yeah, pretty much."
    Posted 15 months ago by girlthulhu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the best line is "Everything should sparkle! Except maybe vampires." and i learned that from a ROCK!?
    Posted 15 months ago by jenderal.cilik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Phidias: You should have been here when I explained to my non-Glitchian roommate that an Egg Plant was talking to me in the game.
    Posted 15 months ago by Celestial Jester Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Said to my children:
    "I can't fix the noodles, I"m dealing with bureaucratic lizards!"

    Oh the looks on their faces.....
    Posted 15 months ago by Catreana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Not positive how amusing this will be to OTHER people, but:

    "Ahhh, the hierarchy of bags~"

    From a friend, when I was explaining to her how I organize my inventory. 
    Posted 15 months ago by Haiku Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There was something absolutely brilliant said in one of the threads...and my first thought was it needed to be reposted here...but I couldn't find this thread at the time...sigh, and now I've forgotten what the brilliant comment was...suspect it had to be in one of the pickle discussions...lol.
    Posted 15 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • About the pickle taking things from our inventory: "I'm pretty sure my pickle took my cherry when I was in hell."
    Posted 15 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hahahahaha Gertie!
    Posted 15 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How about things we imagine we might hear...(I was just contemplating the depth of Senor Funpickle, and how cool it is that we have one and he is now listed in the encyclopedia...which will cause many questions to be asked by post-launch noobs)

    Noob talking to a beta..."Whoa, you were a beta, can I see your pickle?"
    Posted 15 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think Bunni3 said "naked conga line in hell." 
    Posted 15 months ago by snarkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey! Someone's pickle is out!
    Posted 15 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "it kept me sneezing until all my beans were on the ground" (larky lion)
    Posted 15 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Who took all my Guano"
    *whistles
    "You'll have stinky hands Henkdroid"
    Posted 15 months ago by HenkDroid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got a classic just now. A headstone that read:
    Here lies Live Your Dreams
    Posted 15 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I hope you got a screenshot, VS. :)
    Posted 15 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @snarkle Yep I said nekkid conga line in hell. :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Bunni3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I played with my pickle and it made me moonwalk"
    Posted 15 months ago by Bunni3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Don't share your pickle," said by my partner, who started playing after beta.
    Posted 14 months ago by Ooloi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Another headstone (from a few days ago, so hope I'm remembering it right): "Here lies Imagination".
    Posted 14 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "what is the wood to poop ratio?" in a GC discussion about batterflys
    Posted 14 months ago by absolute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • that's a good one, abso.
    Posted 14 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't abuse your pickle in public.
    Hell is fun!
    Posted 14 months ago by anonymoose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I won't say who said it, but it made me laugh:

    "Lesson learned, when waiting for a chicken don't play with your pickle."
    Posted 14 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Feckik!
    Phew almost inedible!
    Peh peh! I do not like this, is to small!
    Seriously? This? Tanj!
    Smeg!

    Call this a gorram donation?

    Love the dialogs the giants give me when I donate small stuff to them, everytime it cracks me up!!
    Posted 14 months ago by Bbcversus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Yay, Mildred sent me some poo!"
    Posted 14 months ago by Moonspoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Stop the Train for a minute guys, my bags are leaking and my meat is falling out!"

    "If rocks are talking to you.... you're either a Glitch or a complete nutter."

    "I smell chicken, oh wait, it's just the mail frog."
    Posted 14 months ago by Deck Full Of Jokers Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's really the things non-Glitch players overhear that cause O_o reactions. To other Glitch players they make perfect sense! My friend and I sometimes post about Glitch on our Twitter accounts and we're pretty sure everyone else who follows us thinks we're insane.

    The one I got some lifted eyebrows for was when I was talking about how happy I was not to have to buy lube for the butterflies any more ....
    Posted 14 months ago by Columbina Subscriber! | Permalink
  • these all made my husband give me the o.O look

    "stupid pickle made me sneeze beans!"
    "the trees wont stop trying to talk to me"
    "the giant toaster loves me"
    "hehe the rock just told me to get my rocks off"
    "there is nothing like a row of headstones to make a home complete"

    and my fav in game message to send

    "i just sent you poop"
    Posted 14 months ago by HarleyQuin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Argh, it's 11:30pm! I need to get dead!"
    Posted 14 months ago by Lyn Frog, Esq Subscriber! | Permalink
  • read recently here in the forum and by far my favourite so far:

    'Hell used to be awesome'

    Best complaint ever.
    Posted 14 months ago by Wrendolin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just ended up doing an "Only in Glitch" myself a little while ago. Me and some other folks were betting on D-12 rolls and i'd lost a bet. When I went to trade the Currants to the person who'd won she asked what it was for. Without even thinking I responded "I picked Pot, you rolled Alph"

    Took a second before what i'd said sank in. LoL
    Posted 14 months ago by Deck Full Of Jokers Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My noob friend after singing to too many butterflies and getting sent to hell:
    "I am the lepidopterist messiah: I died for their sings"
    Posted 14 months ago by warki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Sorry, can't talk! I've got a piggy in my bag and I need to run home before he escapes."
    Posted 14 months ago by Cecily Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh how I love Glitch :')
    Posted 14 months ago by GravityGrip Subscriber! | Permalink
  • flask mentioned that she was low in mood due to some specific quest or badge related activity, but mitigated the situation with, "It's ok, I'll go pet some stuff later."
    Posted 14 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
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