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#### Absurd things Xev has said in the chat (that people claim to have found funny)

You may not know this about me, but I talk about myself a lot. Consequently, I've said some stuff in Global that people found funny. Because I don't really know where else to put them, I'm creating this thread. Feel free to add your own little narcissistic quips below, but know this: mine is the first post, and consequently, the best post.
On parties:
"I'm so elitist, I throw parties and only invite myself."
On the tree wars:
"I planted four spice trees in my back yard, just so that I could pay someone to poison them all. Then I replanted gas trees."
On Animal Kinship:
"I run an underground pig-fighting ring. Porkins frequently wins and gets to eat the loser."
On Aero:
"I tried to get Aero to say "I Love You! Except Xev. Never Xev." When he refused, I got him to consider "Always Xev. Forever Xev.""
If you remember something that I've left out, feel free to share that as well. I like it when people talk about me.

Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink

### Replies

- Xev: "I'm off my medication again."
  Posted 13 months ago by Vicereine Linnæa | Permalink
- lmao @ the tree war
  Posted 13 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Oh Linnaea, there's a word I think you should know, and it's called "libel."
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- i.imgur.com/4QG1X.png
  Xev: 'Wait, who was the person who was here asking for money? I'm rich and batshit crazy. I think they call the rich "eccentric" under these condition. I want to buy a person. Where are you!'
  Shortly thereafter, the Splank Club was created!
  Posted 13 months ago by Boom and Bust | Permalink
- who is this xev?
  Posted 13 months ago by little peep | Permalink
- Nice. I'll be laughing about the spice tree quote for days.
  Posted 13 months ago by Devo Darkstar | Permalink
- How can you replant gas plants if you didn't have them in the first place?
  Posted 13 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- I see what you're trying to do there, but the tree wars in my back yard have been going on for quite some time. Originally, they were all cherry trees.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- I see, and then you put on a pirate hat. It all makes sense now xD
  Posted 13 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- I love you Xev XD
  Posted 13 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- Thanks, Miso George.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- "Xev is awesome" - Xev
  Posted 13 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- I've never said that.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Xev, I think i'm starting to have a small obsessed love for your posts. I can fight!?!?!!
  Posted 13 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Hell YEAH you can fight!
  (sorry, I didn't see this earlier)
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- I seem to remember something about diamonds and how they come from the batman.
  Posted 13 months ago by Fatty McFatcheeks | Permalink
- img85.imageshack.us/img85/6...
  :)
  Posted 12 months ago by MsKelseyClaire | Permalink
- This thread reminds me of http://twitter.com/oldwhitemansays
  but better.
  Posted 12 months ago by Tint | Permalink
- Hell YEAH you can fight!
  Xev on Obcession
  Posted 12 months ago by ugli | Permalink
- "I've never said that." -Xev on Rook on Xev
  Posted 12 months ago by Fitzibitzin | Permalink
- Actually, it's kind of funny seeing this thread pop up again - I just threw an epic party the other day. I had a blast!
  Posted 12 months ago by Xev | Permalink