I was not surprised when no-no got nerfed, nor was I surprised when gurly drinks got nerfed, although that one really frickin' hurt me. What's next, earthshakers? And why nerf them down to the very nub of nerfdom? They may have been stupid advantageous in their primeval state, but now there's barely a point to them at all.
Someday little Glitches won't believe me when I tell them about the magical effects of no-no, gurly drinks, and (probably) earthshakers. They just flat out won't believe me. And so I would like to propose a special holiday. Just one day per Glitch year, each of these items gets restored to its former glory.
You can even move the days around, as if they are on an ancient, lunar based calendar. Just give me one day, ONE MORE DAY, of feeling super gurly. Er...per Glitch annum.
*dab*