I was thinking it would be fun if we had a way to booby trap piggies, feeders and other items that are in or around our houses so that when people try to steal them they implode into little currant eating black holes. You wouldn't even have to have the currant sucking black holes eat much for them to be effective. Just like 2,000 currants would be plenty. Each time the greedy little thief would have to wonder if this is going to be the piggy that implodes on him when he goes to snatch it. It would be seriously funny.