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The Friendly dynasty?

Is Uncle Friendly related to Friendly the Giant? Those of you who know me will already be aware that I have a little crush on Helga; I've heard rumours that Helga and Uncle Friendly are an item, and although I'm not put off by a little healthy competition, going up against someone with a Giant in the family may not be a wise move.

Can anyone enlighten me? Related or coincidence?

Posted 11 months ago by Pomponella Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • No relation ;)
    Posted 11 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • STOOT POST.
    GLITCHIRAZZI ATTACK.
    Posted 11 months ago by Palindrome Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Word on the street is that Helga is in an open relationship.
    Posted 11 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Did you mean The Friendly Giant or the Giant, Friendly?

    I'm confused.
    Posted 11 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's also the Big Friendly Giant.
    Posted 11 months ago by jello's landscaping Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You seem very confident there, stoot, whoever you are. I don't know what your sources are but I can't agree. There's no way Helga would choose Uncle Friendly over me if there weren't some kind of connection.

    It hasn't escaped my notice that Friendly is the Giant of booze, and Helga obviously can't be making those drinks she's selling (no hands) so she must be getting them from somewhere else. I know that it doesn't reflect well on my beloved to believe her capable of such mercenary motives, but I can't accept that her heart could have been won by a man with such a ridiculous moustache.

    I fear that she may have been the victim of fraud. If, as you say, the shopkeeper is not related to the Giant (although my guess is obviously at least as valid as yours) he has clearly assumed the name to give the appearance of respectability to a rather shady black market operation and overcome the defences of a fragile, innocent young woman. What a lowlife!

    It's up to all of us in Ur who care about propriety to unmask this villain and rescue poor Helga from his clutches.
    Posted 11 months ago by Pomponella Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Helga is no innocent!  Last time I was around her, she kept following me around and touching me with her saggy uniboob.  Witness: 

    bit.ly/zwspWe

    Also notice she is smuggling some black market piggies under her so-called skirt.  Who is the victim here, I ask you?!
    Posted 11 months ago by Miel Subscriber! | Permalink