In posting this, I realize it's a long shot and I also sound a little pathetic, but I'll give it a go anyway.
I'm interested in buying one of the retro-gaming style cottages, hopefully a larger (10/15k) one, but possibly one of the smaller ones. I'd be willing to pay well above list price. If you have one of these but are looking to upgrade to a mansion out of town, I can get you well on your way.
Message me if interested!