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#### Glitch T-Shirt slogans

I can't wait any longer for TS to create swag to buy and wear. I want a recyclable grocery bag to carry with my Glitch character on it... and a T-shirt to wear to work. And a cool baseball cap with a cute little pickle on it. Anyhow, let's start T-Shirt Slogans for the heck o' it:
Here's my starter:
"I went to Hayseed Road 2, and all I got was a Vacuole"
your turn(s)... :D

Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink

### Replies

- "Trading with the Rube- The hazard of all Hazards or the Bargain of all bargains?"
  Posted 13 months ago by wuilyl | Permalink
- Image of a purple flower:
  Below (in Glitch font) "Shmoop."
  Also, brown brick:
  Below (in Glitch font) "Good deal, good deal."
  Posted 13 months ago by Hraesvelgr | Permalink
- Even Chuck Norris needs a Meat Tetrazzini sometime.
  Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink
- hah! you guys are good! thanks!
  Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink
- Even Jujus Need Love
  Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink
- that is great!
  Posted 13 months ago by wuilyl | Permalink
- Massage butterflies on the front.
  ACQUIRE MILK on the back.
  Posted 13 months ago by Volkov | Permalink
- what I imagine ts is going through is how to make slogans that promote the game, but aren't TOO inside baseball.
  so as we ideate, let's drop a few that might be keepers.
  not just for us, but for ts.
  so, as a strawman:
  spice tree on front.
  "can't get enough of old spicy, can you?" on the back.
  followed by
  Glitch Logo.
  "Play for a long while." tagline.
  I know you all can do better than that!
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Or:
  Senor Funpickle on front.
  On back, "I Beta-tested Glitch. And I loved it."
  Followed by Glitch Logo.
  "A game of Giant imagination." tagline.
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Or:
  Pot Medallion on front.
  On the back:
  "Feed your imagination."
  Glitch Logo
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- yeah! you guys got it!
  on the front (picture of a party box)
  "Party in a Box"
  on the back
  "Glitch"
  Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink
- Spriggan Medallion on front.
  Back: Pet your trees.
  Glitch logo
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Wood Tree (fully grown) on front.
  On back: Got Wood?
  Glitch.
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- I can do this ALL day.
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Butterfly on front with..."Don't sweat the petty things. Also, don't pet the sweaty things."
  or
  Piggy with the saying "A pig in the hand is worth two in the poke."
  Posted 13 months ago by ◘ ▪ Leï.Leï ▪ ◘ | Permalink
- I really like the one I saw eyons ago; I completely forget what thread it was in but:
  "When life gives you cherries, make lemonade."
  Posted 13 months ago by OkHappy? | Permalink
- "Open 24 hours"
  or
  "Never Closed.
  Never Humdrum."
  Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink
- image of a chicken-below that, the word "squeeze"
  back of shirt, small outer tag print with Glitch logo.
  similarly, image of a piggy-below that, the word "pet"
  and on and on...butterfly/milk. batterfly/feed, rube/trade, sparkly/mine...
  Posted 13 months ago by Flirty Gertie | Permalink
- Which came first? the egg or the eggplant?
  Posted 13 months ago by GoodSpock | Permalink
- good one!
  Posted 13 months ago by wuilyl | Permalink
- I'd like to have a T-shirt that represents my street or region (e.g., Chakra Phool).
  Posted 13 months ago by Gelderlin | Permalink
- Some other ideas here: http://www.glitch.com/forum/general/4361/
  I still like the "Caress, Consider, Contemplate Glitch" and "Blame It on the Alakol" slogans best!
  Posted 13 months ago by Nanookie | Permalink
- Went to Ajaya Bliss and Neva Neva came back ...
  Posted 13 months ago by Rathany | Permalink
- What about putting achievement badges on things? Able Chopper or 3rd Rate Piggy Hash Slinger on an apron or shopping bag... Commuter Mug on a mug... Decent Tree Hugger on a tee
  Posted 13 months ago by Ooola | Permalink
- lol @Rathany
  Posted 13 months ago by gimmegames | Permalink
- "Have you squeezed your chickens today?"
  Posted 13 months ago by gimmegames | Permalink
- A smilling, tail wagging pig and the slogan "I have to admire your passion for pig, dude"
  or "Hot stuff, Pesty McStrokateer"
  or "Petting soothes the savage piggy"
  Posted 13 months ago by Kookaburra | Permalink
- oh yeah!
  "Blame It on the Alakol"
  perfect!
  Posted 13 months ago by Chetmo | Permalink