I guess glitchen like to manufacture pigs, but piggies never die. It's getting to where many streets are hip deep in the annoying boogers, always trying to get in between my pick and the rock. I try explaining that this isn't minecraft, but do pigs listen?
We need a new powder. Some kind of hideous nano genetic stuff that will instantly turn a whole street full of pigs into piles and piles of steaming pork chops. And then braise them!