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Instead of bees.... Honey badgers!

There's been talk of new animals, and using our votes to choose them in the future. I've heard people say that bees would be great. We could get honey then. Maybe get stung. Leave random bees in your friends' houses to terrorize them. Good times. I think it's too plain though. After all, we get milk from massaging butterflies. We should get honey from honey badgers instead of bees. After all, they wouldn't give a ****. 

Posted 11 months ago by TotallyMentalMommy Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • lol We could feed them cobras!!!!  LOOOOVE it!  ♥
    Posted 11 months ago by Juvia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hooray for honey badgers~!
    Posted 11 months ago by Hexist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I support more creative honey sources than bees, but say we should make our own memes and injokes :)
    Posted 11 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1  

    I don't mind drawing on existing memes.  A honey badger is a real thing after all.  
    Posted 11 months ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is such a fantastic idea, and with all the other references to fun things that exist in the world and as internet memes, I think it would fit right in. Honey from bees is too plain for Glitch, really. We could "smack" the honey badger and get some honey. 

    Too perfect. 
    Posted 11 months ago by Kristen Marie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't get me wrong ... I really like honey badgers and all, but I am reeeeely partial to the idea of traipsing about the treetops of Bortola and Besara, chasing after bumblebears. But maybe they can give us olive oil or birch syrup instead.
    Posted 11 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Seems we will be given the opportunity to vote on new animals, and that's cool.   

    We'll have to lobby to get the honey badger on the ballot.  
    Posted 11 months ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I still like this idea.
    Posted 11 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • honey badgers are pretty hardcore....
    Posted 11 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks@Scarlett Bearsdale for thinking up bumblebears. Super idea.

    I was thinking earlier today about how this could work. What verbs would be used? To extract the honey (or olive oil or birch syrup or whatever), I first thought of "wrassle" because wrasslin' with a bear would be fun, right?

    But then I thought of a better one. "Stare". You get into a staring contest with the bumblebear before it gives you its goodies.

    I would also like it if there are some animals that can only remain in the wild and have to be looked for in public streets. People could still "create" them like we can now, but you could only release them in a public area. They could still be set free if a street gets too crowded, the same way butterflies and chickens can now.
    Posted 11 months ago by Flowerry Pott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • + 1000 for bumble bears in treetops (in ANY land but groddle! ) , so cute Scarlett .
    Honey bunnies or badgers would be cute -but they are ground dwellers.
    how about CUDDLE a bumble bear ? or tickle a bumblebear ? or snuggle?
    Posted 11 months ago by serenitycat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BEEEEEEEEEES.

    :)
    Posted 11 months ago by Zoethor2 Subscriber! | Permalink