This bugger comes straight from Samara Stack and in field tests averaged about 2 planks.
1x Hell's Bartender
Trades I'm willing to entertain, in order of desirability:
-scion of purple (+ I will give you a large amount of currants, such as 50k, negotiable)
-rook (+ I will give you an even larger amount of currants, starting with 150k and negotiable)
-trisor + senor funpickle + phantom
2x Ilmenskie Jones - 2000, negotiable
2x Butler - 5000, negotiable, willing to trade for a Phantom
Based off of: http://www.glitch.com/forum/general/22840/