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Great moments in Glitch that I think more people should know about

I was thinking of making a thread here of great quotes from ronin elf, but just plain Global Chat is a resource that in the right circumstances could power a small economy.

Mikah
  *closes wikipedia* solved, turtles are fish, everyone is good to to
chelseaann   you are killing something ahem
ronin elf  fish have feelings, steal a fish's bicycle and you will see one hurt fish

Posted 12 months ago by Dotcom Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • awesome, more please!
    Posted 12 months ago by So sorry Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Elfs goes on and on about onion rings..... Doesnt matter what topic your on he says onion rings
    Posted 12 months ago by chelseaann Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ronin elf claims he has three buttocks, and when we doubted him he drew us a picture ...

    (_[_]_) 

    My picture is probably not as good as his, but I am working from memory here while he probably had the advantage of looking in a mirror.
    Posted 12 months ago by Dotcom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Maybe elf has a fetish for onion rings?
    Posted 12 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm in awe of elf's ability to de-escalate an angry situation in global with judicious use of "MoooOOOoooo", which I've seen happen more than once.
    Posted 12 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • double-post.
    *shakes tiny fist at her Android*
    Posted 12 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ronin Elf is actually an elf. But not a Lord of the Rings elf. A lapsed keebler elf. I heard he was let go after showing up drunk too many times at the factory. And of course, the incident with the ELFudge.

    Though still unemployed, he manages to find pockets to fall asleep in. Occasionally he'll wake up and stick his bare, three-cheeked ass out of the top of the pocket while howling, effectively achieving what he likes to call, "A Three Moon Wolf" effect.

    ... I can keep going.
    Posted 12 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • All lies
    Posted 12 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha I should pay attention to Global Chat more often!
    Posted 12 months ago by Sparrow Odele Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The pig called fight for your right to pate.

    I haven't seen it I've only heard tell . :(
    Posted 12 months ago by Bubbalou Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ive seen that pig, its in Groddle somewhere...

    Maybe I ate it?  Possibly.
    Posted 12 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Apparently I have no eyes under my hat.
    Posted 12 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • diamonds
    Posted 12 months ago by zyx Subscriber! | Permalink
  • DIAMONDS!
    Posted 12 months ago by Charlotte Sometimes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • burittos mmmm
    Posted 12 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bacon mmmmm!!!
    Posted 12 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • socks yus
    Posted 12 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Global chat -- worth reading daily, not what you want to include if you are showing your mom all the pretty people in Glitch:

    Bexatious
      it's entirely too sweet for me and i feel my heart start to panic
    Ashleytinki
      that's why I dont wear sushi hats, I crave it enough as it is
    Woochi  oh sorry to hear that Moeity. yeah not everyone can have a high carb breakfast. I should have been more specific to say those who are not in danger of sugar problems
    ronin elf  12 pancakes, about 2 lbs of bacon, a cigar afterwards and then i snort about an eighball of shitty biker crank off a hookers ass
    JustinDaigle  I could never eat sushi.
    ronin elf  lunch is a lil heavier...
    Posted 12 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • www.flickr.com/photos/pathf...
    Posted 12 months ago by Espresso Chai Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heh I try and torture the elf by living in the same neigbourhood as him ad just wait for him on his doorstep
    Posted 12 months ago by Santa Clause Subscriber! | Permalink