Even better would be if there was a secret area that you could only get by teleporting buzzed/smashed ;) You would have some arbitrary chance of going there on each teleport, like 5-10% or something :D
LOTRO has a keg where if you drink from it, you pass out and wake up in one of a set of locations with no pants on. Something like that would be really fun as a side-effect of a booze drink maybe.