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A Key in a Patch

I was on a Home Street when a Patch started talking to me. I went to the wiki so I could copy/paste the exact message for reference, here it is:

  • Hullo!
  • I likes you.
  • I likes you, an' I likes Mahir. Mahir was a Mabbit.
  • Hur hur hur. Yus. Not Mabbit. Mabbite. Eleventy-Fousand yearas before you. Mahir buried fings in patches. Mahir liked patches. Sometimes he did bury musical blockses, and sometimes he did bury secret fings. Bits of Mabbite history an' stuffs.
  • Hur hur hur! No I doesn't has 'em. I don't fink. But somewhere, in some patch, he left a key. An he said that if you FINDS it, you know the secret of the giants.
  • No, wally. Made of metaphoricalisms, his key, that's what Mahir said.

I took this literally, and put a bunch of patches in my backyard, which I have been digging religiously, in hopes of finding this metaphorical, historical key. I'm starting to feel rather foolish.

Has anyone ever found something unusual in a Patch, other than a music box? Was the Patch just pulling my leg?

Posted 53 days ago by Godiva Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I love this post!!

    I have never found a key in a patch...  but you know?  This game is just full of fun surprises and it wouldn't surprise me one little bit if you dug up something unique and unusual based on this post alone.

    The devs can do special stuff like that.

    I think your efforts ought to be rewarded and encourage TS to bestow a special key that unlocks a bit of Mabbite history an' stuffs!!!
    Posted 53 days ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've had this same conversation with a patch, but I don't think I've ever gotten a key or anything key-like out of one.
    Posted 53 days ago by Colette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha I was thinking the same thing!
    Posted 53 days ago by The Docta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am reading it as a metaphorical key.  Not that that makes it any clearer :)
    Posted 53 days ago by Miss Parsley Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't recall any of those 'side conversations' with world items leading to anything other than some entertaining backstory to the game.
    Posted 53 days ago by Smackem Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Patches are known to get stinkin' drunk and tell giant whopping lies.

    Worse than *I* do, even.  Way worse.  But I dont mind selling them the drinks, cuz I make some nice pocket change from it.
    Posted 53 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha!  I did not know this about Patches!!  Silly Sots!
    Posted 53 days ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't feel foolish, I once spent the better part of a day on some street in Groddle Heights where the Scion of Purple (of all beings to listen to) told me it had hidden a special 'gift' .__.
    Posted 53 days ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I once got 250 cherries from a tree conversation! do not underestimate tree
    Posted 53 days ago by Spacemarine9 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i remember the one about cherries :D it was about offering lemons to pot maybe
    gotta love fruit trees :3
    Posted 53 days ago by Zean Subscriber! | Permalink