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Abused Batterflies

I was happily feeding batterflies in Liminski caverns when I was approached by an gentleman who informed me that I was contributing to the poor health and ultimate early demise of batterflies by feeding them excessive red meat! I told him I only fed them chili, tagines and stew and the odd omelet. Well it seems that is just as bad, causing  bartterial sclerosis, high cholesterol, and other nasty things. All of this it seems is due to a flagrant exploitation of the Batterflies for my greed, again leading to their early demise. Said I hadn't noticed any dead or dying batterflies around. Well, he said, how often do you see the same batterfly name......well, silly me I assumed that other players kept changing the names. Seems that isn't so. Since he seemed so serious abut this I asked what I should feed them. Vegetables are the thing, it seems. I tried, Batterflies don't like cabbage, broccoli, or other vegetables. Attempts to feed them are met with very bad language on the part of the batterfly.  At this point I suggested we feed them beans and perhaps we could collect gas at the same time! He was not amused

Posted 10 months ago by Jo Jo Ruffledspouse Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • LOL
    Posted 10 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yikes! I fed batterflys 200 salmons yesterday, I hope they are ok.
    Posted 10 months ago by Octo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my :)
    Posted 10 months ago by miskey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Salmon are high in Omega-3 fatty acid - very good for people AND batterflies.  So keep stuffing them with salmon and they will live a health long life.  And poop a LOT!
    Posted 10 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • great story, man. )))))
    I like the lang and style.
    I'll try to feed them with butterflies milk. it is very healthy indeed.
    Posted 10 months ago by Rikki-Tikki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • XD XD XD i love glitch ;)
    Posted 10 months ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • um, you really should only be feeding butterflies bubbles

    *calls RSPCB*
    Posted 10 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And here I thought batterflies ate only planks.  They seem to digest them quickly, anyway.
    Posted 10 months ago by Shootsin Latters Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And in other news reports of eating food created with guano. What studies show for long term guano consumption at 5.
    Posted 10 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The batterflys in Kajuu must've evolved to require a more omnivorous diet. I've been stuffing the same pair full of Rich Tagines for years.
    Posted 10 months ago by MicklePickle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha, awesome story.

    I never feed batterflies. I just come across their poop on the floor. :P Maybe they just like me?
    Posted 10 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bah, trying to turn carnivores into herbivores! It's unnatural!

    Every serious student of Batterflology knows Batterflies live on meat, apathy, and obscure music blocks you've probably never heard of.
    Posted 10 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I feed them with grain. 50 a pop. They say they can taste the discomfort of the squeezed chickens, so the guano quality is excellent.

    I wish I could make them a butterfly egg omelette. I'm sure they'd like that particular bit of near cannibalism.
    Posted 10 months ago by Dorothy Gale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I feed 'em nothing but planks. LOTS of fiber!
    Posted 10 months ago by NecrosisNow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lets just say that I've always found feeding the batterflies to be a good way to...get rid of the evidence...
    Posted 10 months ago by Machiavelli Subscriber! | Permalink