Twas the night before Glitchmas and all throughout Ur,
Not a glitchen was stirring, nor creature with fur.
The Rook, he was sleeping up high in his nest.
No one typed in the forums "No my way is best!"
The newbies were nestled all snug in their beds
With visions of crackers to be pulled overhead.
And Giants, they lay sleeping. And I as their guest
Had just settled down for a long Glitchy rest.
When out near the street arose such a sound!
I flew from my bed! My feet hit the ground!
They pattered across my old cottage floor.
I hurried and scurried right to the door.
The moon on the mounds of Aranna's bright snow
Gave the impression of mid-day below.
When on what would my button eyes then befall?
But a big ol footprint and eight cubimals!
With a big furry friend holding them steady!
I knew in an instant it must be the Yeti!
More rapid than chickens his cubes they did stray
'Till he called them by name! Oh did he bray!
"Now Helga! Now Rook! Now SnoCone, Squid, Gwen!
On Piggy! On Rube! On Uncle, my friend!
Twist up your cranks, rise up quite tall!
Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
As my chickens squawked they barrelled right by!
Clicking and ticking (no they weren't shy!)
So down past my guard-gnome oh how they flew!
With his bags full of toys, they Yeti came too!
And then in a moment I heard from above
Our Ur-God chuckle, laughing with love.
I heard down below, that Yeti did walk.
I eyeballed around, for him did I stalk!
He was covered in fur from his head to his toes.
So much white fur it covered most of his nose!
He was so tall in my house he did stoop
But unlike the Rube he wasn't a dupe.
His eyes how they twinkled! His smile it spread!
His teeth were so pearly! His cheeks were so red!
His big furry belly looked perfect to hug!
His strong white arms fixed all of Ur's bugs!
A wink of his eye, an emo bear kiss
Soon gave me to know there was nothing amiss.
He spoke not a word; nor from my hooch did he swig.
But filled up my feeders and petted my pigs!
And 'ere I knew he was out of my house!
I watched from the doorway, wind blew thru my blouse.
I waved to the Yeti, the cubis, the team.
Away they all sped but what did it mean?
Oh then he exclaimed 'fore they raced out of sight
"Merry Glitchmas to all and to all a good night!"
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Merry Glitchmas all. I hope each and every one of you have an amazing holiday. I lobe you and will see you in Ur :)