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You've played too much Glitch when in RL...

...you see poop on the street and you think, "I should examine it for seeds.

...you see someone sleeping on the subway and you want to stick things in their pockets... especially candy.

...when in a bad mood, you drink excessive amounts of milk.

...at 11:30pm, you frantically run around the house looking for things to fix.

Posted 10 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Bahaha!

    -you start typing "lobe" instead of "love" in texts.

    -you see a crab and inexplicably feel the need to play music for it

    -you mindlessly pet trees as you stroll through the park.

    -you look for a search bar to find things in your purse/bag
    Posted 10 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -you are going for your run in the park, and have to restrain your self from darting over and petting the tree.
    -you try to nibble your dog
    -you see a weed lying in your yard, and you yell: Yeah! Free Rubeweed!
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You see a crow in the parking lot and think to yourself "rook attack"
    Posted 10 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you've been banned from any place with live chickens.
    Posted 10 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You are humming a tune all morning only to realize it isnt a song- but music from a music block
    Posted 10 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You determine that, to be more efficient at work, you really need to learn the Bureaucratic Arts skill tree.

    You pet the kitchen doorframe.

    Your goofy cat appears in the doorway and you start humming the Rube song.

    You feel compelled to rock from heel to toe while standing on the subway, all the while marvelling at how many other glitches are in the car with you.

    You start singing the meditation song when stressed.
    Posted 10 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You have pockets and pockets full of cherries.
    ...
    When ever someone drops something you yell "YOU'RE LEAKING!"
    Posted 10 months ago by HeyGabe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You feel perfectly comfortable falling asleep at the store in the middle of purchasing "items".
    Posted 10 months ago by The Cat Face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You go into your backyard to harvest lemons and wonder if you've brought your Fruit Changing Machine along. (I've actually done that.)
    Posted 10 months ago by Flowerry Pott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you see the brocolli on the side counter and think 'oooh 5 xp!!!' or driving home pass a tree and think 'that needs petting!' - it happens more often than I'd like to admit :)
    Posted 10 months ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -when you make a net and hog-tie a piggy from the local farmers market
    -when you see a man with a box and you steal it running saying "Where should I smuggle it to this time?
    -when you start saying "Ommmm...... Calm blue ocean" while taking a shower
    -when you start asking for your papers each time you go to work
    -when you see a rock with dimples and call him your familiar
    -when you GIVE people candy on halloween instead of taking some for yourself
    -when you go to wal mart you ask "I'd like 2 bigger brown bags"
    -when you see a man with a bandana you fear he'll steal your paper
    -when you start jumping ferevishly every time you eat some spinach
    when you kiss a stranger wline eating garlic and say it's for a quest
    Posted 10 months ago by StarFire6 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -when your adult diaper starts leaking.
    Posted 10 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - when you pass road construction and wonder what you have to contribute and what tools you have on you

    (this one has happened to me)
    Posted 10 months ago by Miri Tazapin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've never done any of these, but in my first hour playing Skyrim, after finding a mill, I attacked a nearby chicken while searching for grain to grind.  

    Got a chicken breast or something like that, but no grain :(
    Posted 10 months ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You have the strange urge to chew on any piggy that you find hoping you will get raw steak in perfectly chopped up pieces so you can eat it RAW!  *Demented/ravenous look*
    Posted 10 months ago by FTW BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... you see fireflies so you whistle at them to come closer 
    ... you see a commercial for aero bar "Tinyyy bubbles" and all you can think is "they look more like hard bubbes."
    Posted 10 months ago by blackwidow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - when you consider buying allspice, and giggle maniacally.
    Posted 10 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Sloppy Ketchup, you just made me snort coffee out my nose just as my boss walked by.

    I can *almost* relate...almost.

    Thanks for the belly-laugh.
    Posted 10 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • …you see an odd looking plant on a tropical island and think, "RUBEWEED!" This continues for the rest of your trip.
    Posted 10 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -- you tell someone "I feel all whimbly." and wonder why they don't understand.
    Posted 10 months ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You write Glitchy songs and stories while in school or at work.
    www.glitch.com/forum/genera...
    www.glitch.com/forum/genera...
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You wake up in the morning and immediately check the clock/calculate how much time you have until new day.
    Posted 10 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 Bruja  LOL
    Posted 10 months ago by FTW BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Voluptua Sneezelips, you snarfed coffee?  That kinda made my day!  Thanks!
    Posted 10 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you decide that RL should have a search button
    Posted 10 months ago by Sir Rachel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...your partner mentions that you only have a small amount of oats left, and your first thought is to make a flummery to use them up.
    Posted 10 months ago by Miss Portinari Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You wonder if you could make game recipes IRL.
    You start up gardening IRL and realize your perceived gardening skills are far, far better than your actual gardening skills. Same goes for raising livestock, mining, chemistry, cooking, etc.
    Posted 10 months ago by SaSa Jack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... you had a dream last night about the housing update preview.

    *innocent look*
    Posted 10 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you and your hubby get dressed up for an event.. In game. Lol
    Posted 10 months ago by EarthtoGrace Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You drink grape juice at work and your co workers wonder why you are staring out in space. You say you are waiting for your purple trip to kick in.
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When it's your friend's birthday, and the first thing you think of is to bestow Random Kindness upon him/her.
    Posted 10 months ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you've thought of a zillion different responses to this thread and realize maybe it's time for a change, and then decide to ignore the question all together!
    Posted 10 months ago by bayBi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you get two hours of sleep the night pumpkins are supposed to come back
    Posted 10 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol...
    When you wake up in the morning & wait for a "non-existent" cock to crow & expect to get a complete energy & mood refill! 
    Posted 10 months ago by Leïla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you harvest over 53 crops you expect favor, xp and a badge! (Instead I got a container for the ladybird I found and a flower for it. Why did it get everything?!?)
    Posted 10 months ago by Sweetie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you walk along by the sea classifying rocks as either Sparkly, Dullite, Metal or Beryl.
    Posted 10 months ago by Blanco Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bahahaha!!!!
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you read a recipe in RL that calls for 'dark sesame oil' and wonder if the oil in your Glitch  bag is the right kind, or if you have to buy some somewhere else.
    Posted 10 months ago by bludwaggie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol at this thread!!!
    Posted 10 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You wish there really was a Rube to trade you something mundane for something better.
    You wish you could season your beans or eggs for certain trees and animals.
    You plant some things and wonder if your gardening skills are high enough
    You make up your own badges for RL things, and wonder if you do something so many times you'll get a badge for it (like dishes).
    You spot an easel and hope it gives you Giant Love.
    Posted 10 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You look for a RL place to type "/home" because you're delayed in an airport for three hours on the other side of the country ><
    Posted 10 months ago by Curls Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Sasa Jack there IS a site that shows how to make Ur foods IRL!

    heres URL: glitchcookbook.com/
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you see a heart of lettuce out of the corner of your eye, and think "oh spinach!" (true story)
    Posted 9 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're grateful to Sloppy Ketchup for the idea about adult diapers.
    Posted 9 months ago by Brownee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you start saying "Oh my giant"
    ...you start saying "son of a glitch"
    ...you start saying "mother shucker"
    ...you sing to butterflies
    ...you whistle to fireflies
    ...you feed bats food in hopes of collecting feces
    ...you see poop on the ground and think "i remember the first time i tasted, sniffed, and examined that"
    ...you say "my mood is getting low, i am going to milk a butterfly and drink the milk"
    ...you see a strange purple flower and you munch it
    ...you see a frog and ask for your mail
    Posted 9 months ago by StarFire6 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you see a jar of flowers not centered on a table and think "I need to go into decorating mode to fix that." (It actually happened)
    Posted 9 months ago by Paxton Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When your husband's nose starts mysteriously whistling and all you can think is he accidentally shoved his firefly whistle up the wrong hole.  >_<;
    Posted 9 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you see a pile of dirt and immediately feel the urge to whip out a shovel and dig the crap out of it. 
    Posted 9 months ago by The Mighty Dino Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you get to an intersection and the lights are malfunctioning, flashing red as a nearby utility crew attempts to fix the problem, and your brain seriously tells you,  "This is probably connected to that missing bag bug they are working on at the moment." (true story from today)
    Posted 9 months ago by The Cat Face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You go to make your grocery shopping list and keep adding things that your glitch has run out of
    Posted 9 months ago by Treesa Subscriber! | Permalink
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