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Pig Keepawayfier

This bag of molded jellisiac, year old awesome stew dirt, and rotten paper creates a foul odour sure to drive away any pigs! Put this up outside your house, and no pigs will ever come!

Any piglets set in the area will also make really rude remarks.
Leave on home street to avoid any unneeded pigs that people may leave there. Will be locked to your home street.

Posted 8 months ago by Palindrome Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Needs very, very, very stinky cheese to work, though.
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Um, have you ever visited a pig sty?
    Those smell worse.
    I would think the only thing that would repel them would be ... probably a dog the size of a Buick.
    Posted 8 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Like reverse animal sticks?
    Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you're thinking like reverse animal sticks, i love this idea! I love all the animals in-game, but stuff gets way too laggy in my new /home street when people (who have the best intentions of gifting) see that i have no piggies and leave them for me.
    Posted 8 months ago by starrkittyface Subscriber! | Permalink