Today I was considering that I am wasting way too much of my time "inside" Glitch, and I was wondering my precise levels of Slackiness and Inanity.
So I imagined a possible new ability called Glitchomancy, which of course requires an Augury Kit to be put to use. It goes like this:
* You meditate on the Augury Kit to know what sacrifice it needs to be activated. A sacrifice is a combination of random stuff (although Vacuoles, DNAs and Mytocondrial Remains sound like basic ingredients) which requires quite a bit of work to be gained (i.e. NOT a "let's just quick-harvest some stuff" run).
* You sacrifice said stuff to the Gods using the Augury Kit, and this grants you a vision of your Real Stats - which is to say, the hard numbers defining your profile and performance.
This would allow you, in example, to know that you have harvested eight Godzillions of Beans, spent three geologic eras playing, scraped 2 Barnacles and wore down a hundred Hoes... And all those silly, useless and absolutely fascinating stats we all are wondering about since we first started playing.
Too esoteric, maybe?