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"Hungry Like The Rook", "Blame It On The Alakol"

So, I'm sure you've all played the game where you change the name  (or lyrics) to a song, book, movie - taking out one word and inserting the name of an anatomy part. (No? Ok, well, must have just been in my small, conservative, Alabama school) I want to Glitchafy this game! (It may be the pain meds talking, just go with it)

Examples:
Instead of "How to Lose A Guy In Ten Days" It's "How to Lose A Hogtied Piggie in Ten Days" 

Instead of  "Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme" it's "Silvertongue, Rookswort, Rubeweed, and Gandlevery"

Instead of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" it's "Thank Pot I'm a Kajuu Boy" 

Last ones? 
"My Too-Berry Shake brings all the Glitches to my yard..." 
"I like big quoins and I cannot lie!"
 (Sorry, I had to...haha ;) 

What can you make up? 

Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I've seen this on Tumblr in the form of "ADD [INSERT IMMATURE BODY PART HERE] TO THE NAME OF A MOVIE TITLE]," among other things, lol.

    I reclaim "BLAME IT ON THE ALOKOL."
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL At "Blame It On The Alokol" 

    That's GREAT
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Harry Potter and the Rock Guide.

    Also, FREAKY FABDAY.
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The Glitchikers Guide to Ur"
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LMAO So long and thanks for all the Glitch!
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glitchin all over the Glitcherverse

    (status quo- rocking all over the world)
    Posted 18 months ago by Marcm Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can I change the name of this thread to Blame it on the Alokol? I think it's wayyyy better than mine! Maybe more people will look? 

    Then again, you and I could play this game all day long I think!

    Harry Potter and the Focusing Orb. 

    A Long Remember
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You ain't nuthin but a nibbled pig
    ala Elvis
    Posted 18 months ago by marycontrary Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Feel Free, Nutmeg! Lol, but a lot of people have already seen/heard it in a thread where I suggested we have swag (primarily wristbands) printed with it on them, haha.
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • To 'bean' or not to 'bean',that is the question.....
    Posted 18 months ago by Joos Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For naked Glitches everywhere:

    Hot in.....
    So hot in Ur.....
    So hot in.....

    [Glitchy]
    I was like, good gracious orb roundacious
    radiatious, tryin to get moodacious
    Lookin for the right time to season that bean (you know)
    Lookin for the right time to flash xp
    Then I'm itchen, please no bitchen
    Me and the rest of my Glitchen
    Check it, tp to the model at Store Rede
    Alakol, balcony, chickens to squeeze
    No griefin, nothin up my sleeve, no sneezin
    I need you to get up up on the Groddle floor
    Give that crab what he askin for
    Cuz I’m eating me an awesome stew and I feel like huggin you
    And can’t nobody find the hooch, so I guess I’ll have a fruity juice

    [Hook x2]
    (I said)
    It's gettin hot in Ur (so hot)
    So take off all your clothes

    I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off
    Posted 18 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow.  that was... amazing :D
    Posted 18 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You were in college working part time waiting tables
    Left a small town, never looked back
    I was a flight risk with a fear of falling
    Wondering why we bother with love if it never lasts

    I say can you believe it?
    As we're lying on the couch
    The moment I could see it
    Yes, yes, I can see it now

    Do you remember we were sitting there by the water?
    You put your arm around me for the first time
    You made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter
    You are the best thing that's ever been mine
    Posted 18 months ago by Taylor Swift Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a glitch who lived in Ix
    Where his house was made from bubbles and sticks
    He spent most the day, just waiting to play - 
    Damnit it let us in, we need our FIX!
    Posted 18 months ago by Vicereine Linnæa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Linnaea, I love it! <3 
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Omg we're reconstructing entire songs now, lmfao. I will have a doozy for you all later.
    Posted 18 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was workin' part time at the quoin and dime
    My boss was Princess Fi
    She told me several times that she didn't like my kind
    Cause I was a bit 2 cloudberry

    Seems that I was busy doing something close to mining
    But different than the rock before
    That's when I saw her, ooh, I saw her
    She walked in to the Tower floor

    She wore a blue-green philabeg
    The kind you buy in the Glitch war-drobe
    A blue-green philabeg
    And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
    Blue-green philabeg 
    I think I love her.

    Built like she was 
    She had the nerve 2 ask me 
    If I planned 2 splank her any more

    So, look here
    I teleported 
    And-a we went riding
    Down by old Groddle Meadow Farm....
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You will all think less of me, but this Flo Rida thing has been running around my head for weeks:

    She dug the floor (she dug the floor)
    Next thing you know
    Shawty got loam, loam, loam, loam, loam, loam, loam, loam...

    *sigh*

    It feels better to let it out.  Thanks.
    Posted 18 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hello Groddle my old friend -
    I've come to talk with Ur again...
    Because a rook was softly flying 
    Left 'wort seeds which I was plying...
    And the vision [PURPLE] that was planted in Choru Plain
    Still remains
    Within the Mounds of Baquala...
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, jasbo... Oh glum... I LAUGHED! I SANG!

    Drop, drop, drop, drop...
    Drop it like its hot...
    Drop, drop, drop, drop...
    In the shrine to Pot...
    Drop, drop, drop, drop...
    Posted 18 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • glum-- hahaha, awesome!

    jasbo, that Mounds of Baqala..beautiful!  We will have to have you sing that at the first Glitch concert...you can wear the fro and be Art, and someone else can wear the bowl haircut and be Paul...not me, though, I can't carry a tune.

    ETA: MoF, I just got it.  What the zille is wrong with me?  Very funny.
    Posted 18 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • glum, jasbo, mistress.....

    I'm dying. Omg. I love it. 
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have my tenor ukelele and I'm READY TO PLAY at the first Glitch concert.

    You have been warned.
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got 99 problems but a glitch aint one
    Posted 18 months ago by Taylor Swift Subscriber! | Permalink
  • She's just a Shimla girl, livin' in her lonely Ur
    She took the blue line train goin' anywhere
    He's just a Groddle boy, from the Woods of Berecroy
    He took the blue line train goin' anywhere

    Developers in their conference room
    Smell of geeks and last night's hooch
    When it's "soon" they can share the game
    It goes on and on and on and on

    Testers waiting, up and down the beta website
    Their browsers refreshing in the night
    "Closed" sign people, living just to get their Glitch on
    Waiting somewhere in the night

    Don't stop believin'
    In that beta feelin'
    "Closed" sign people

    Don't stop believin'
    In that beta feelin'
    "Closed" sign people
    Posted 18 months ago by Herp Derp Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Taylor Swift, I wasn't expecting you to make me laugh. I was wrong. 
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are all great!  This is inspired by a certain dev who always seems to be napping in-game...

    While my Serguei Gently Sleeps
    I look at you all see the partygoers leaping
    While my Serguei gently sleeps
    I look at my garden and see it needs reaping
    Still my Serguei gently sleeps

    I don't know why nobody told you
    How to grind your spice
    I don't know how Cupcake rick-rolled you 
    Beware the purple vice.

    I check my pet rock for the skills I am earning 
    While my Serguei gently sleeps
    With every minute we must always be learning 
    Still my Serguei gently sleeps 

    I don't know how fruits get converted 
    or how bubbles get tuned 
    I don't know why Choru's deserted 
    Watch out, you're getting mooned.

    I look at you all see the hugs that we're giving
    While my Serguei gently sleeps 
    I look at you all 
    Still my Serguei gently sleeps.....
    Posted 17 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm going back to Savi, rising, surprising
    Advising realizing, she's sizing me up
    Her stature - small; jumps - tall
    She said, she liked, emotion
    We ate mangosteen, and a nice rich tagine,
    and she pulled out the butterfly lotion
    Now I thought that was fast, but hairball goes faster
    She's lookin for a real good time
    I said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise,"
    and I ran away with the beer and hell wine

    I'm going back to Savi, Savi, Savi
    I'm going back to Savi.. hmm, I don't think so
    I'm going back to Savi, Savi, Savi
    I'm going back to Savi.. I don't think so
    Posted 17 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nice, guys.  It's good to know that some of you are as weird as I am.

    Lelu, you're right... Serguei's usually sleeping, but we caught him in a rare eyes-wide-open moment during the last test:  imgur.com/a/DieQx

    (He bravely went in after one of the un-revived rooked chickens which had fallen below the ground, at which point we stood on his head.  Of course, he did fall asleep again after a while, as you can see.  I believe there's a thread about it somewhere.)
    Posted 17 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I mine rocks down, but they get up again
    You're never gonna keep them down....
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilith Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stooty baby
    Slip a Dirty Hipster Laptop under the tree
    for me.
    I've been an awful good girl.
    Stooty baby
    And open up the beta tonight.

    Stooty baby
    An outta sight loft in Ix or two
    Will do.
    I'll log in for you dear.
    Stooty baby
    And open up the beta tonight.

    Think of all the fun I've missed.
    Think of all the Glitches that I haven't kissed.
    Next test I could be oh so good.
    If you'd check off my ideas list.

    Stooty honey
    I wanna small garden plot
    And that's not a lot.
    Been an angel all year.
    Stooty baby 
    And open up the beta tonight.

    Stooty cutie
    There's really one thing I do need
    to read
    The "Glitch is Open Now" sign.
    Stooty cutie
    And open up the beta tonight.

    Stooty baby
    I'm filling my queue with skill requests
    And next
    I'll need your keys to the door.
    Stooty baby
    And open up the beta tonight.

    Come and trim my egg plant tree
    With some decorations from Glitchany's.
    I really do believe in you.
    Let see if you believe in me.

    Boo doo bee doo

    Stooty baby
    Forgot to mention one little thing
    Some wings
    I don't mean on a bird.
    Stooty baby
    And open up the beta tonight.
    Open up the beta tonight.
    Open up the beta tonight.

    ________________________________________________________________________

    P.S. One example of my long history of rewriting lyrics for my own amusement.
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
    And she's buying the stairway to Groddle.
    Posted 17 months ago by The Cat Face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sung to Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star:
    Open, open, Glitchy World, 
    Seems you never do that now.
    Once it goes live I won't ask,
    But it's always closed these days,
    Open, open, Glitchy World,
    Cause I need my Glitch RIGHT NOW.
    Posted 17 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The nice thing about this song is that it's so easy to add verses!

    Are you goin' to Darnefree Air? 
    Rookswort, Hairball and Silvertongue.
    Remember me to one who lives there,
    he who once, to butterflies sung.

    Tell him to mine me an A Sparkly Rock
    Rookswort, Hairball and Silvertongue
    And maybe find me a Music Block
    he who once, to butterflies sung

    Tell him to find me a spice tree to pet
    Rookswort, Hairball and Silvertongue
    And a gas tree to complete the set
    he who once, to butterflies sung

    Tell him to bring me a piggy to feed
    Rookswort, Hairball and Silvertongue
    So I'll get back a useful seed
    And I'll become a true lover of dung

    So if you're going to Darnefree Air
    Rookswort, Hairball and Silvertongue
    Remember me to one who lives there, 
    he who once, to butterflies sung.
    Posted 17 months ago by Zira Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What if Alph was one of us? 
    Just a Glitch like one of us?
    Just a speckle in the dust
    Trying to make his way home.
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ok, left some of the original lyrics as they just seemed to fit lol.  Here goes.....

    Sung to Crazy :-?

    I remember when, I remember
    I remember when I lost my mind
    There was something so familiar about this place
    All these whacky Glitches filling all that space.

    And when we're locked out, it just drives us insane
    Yeah, feel we're out of touch
    Gotta get out skills learning, so we know enough
    Can we ever know too much?

    Glitch makes us crazy!
    Glitch makes us crazy!
    Glitch makes us crazy!
    So open up!

    Is it asking too much?
    Just to have the time of our lives.
    No thinking twice
    To play would be so nice.

    Come on Devs, who do you
    Who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?
    Ha ha ha, have you no soul?
    Keeping us out, means you're in control!

    You're driving us crazy!
    You're driving us crazy!
    You're driving us crazy!
    Just let us through!

    My Glitch has a heart
    Its lonely and sad
    Last place I left it
    It was planning something bad!

    Ever since I was locked out
    Ever since I was locked out
    It's not been much fun
    Boot up those servers, let us all in
    Or we'll die from the pain!

    We're all Glitch crazy!
    We're all Glitch crazy!
    We're all Glitch crazy
    And that's down to you!

    oops ETA: Loving this thread NutMeg, and all the 'crazy', wonderful contributions ;-)
    Posted 17 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • herp derp and lillith get my votes!

    did someone already suggest that we "keep on rookin in the free ur?"
    Posted 17 months ago by greenkozi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We built this city...
    We built this city on rock and loam.
    Built this city...
    We built this city on rock and loam....
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilith Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG you ALL rock! They are all great! I will have to see if I can be inspired later.
    Posted 17 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i frigen love this thread 
    Posted 17 months ago by Mudge Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's Abbasidose, and Humbabol, and Lemene, Mabon, Groddlene,
    And Cosmox, Grendalinunin, Potoxin, Spriggase, and Zillene...
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilith Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Omg @ G33k's rendition of Santa Baby omg. Favourite ever ever erver evrvervevrvevrve
    Posted 17 months ago by Taylor Swift Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dev Piggy get up get logged in,
    Dev Piggy go to Ur.
    Dev Piggy watch players squabble
    over sparkly and beer.
    The players say they love developers, but when game is down,
    they get all whiny and demanding and they act like clowns.
    Dev Piggy thinks maybe players wanna write goddamn rook code by themselves.
    Dev Piggy not type it in tweet;
    Dev Piggy not crazy just beat.  

    Dev Piggy like graphics
    Dev Piggy like talc and crudités
    Dev Piggy very busy dude
    Big warm fuzzy logic scripts.
    Dev Piggy like Glitch
    Dev Piggy like Glitch

    (ETA: this is sung to Jonathan Coulton's "Code Monkey," in case it's not obvious)
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilith Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm PMSL at this thread. I can't do this thing with songs and am having fun in the This And That thread, but you people are geniuses:)
    Posted 17 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I. Am. Loving. You. Guys. 
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Absolutely fantastic thread!!!! Excellent stuff here.
    Posted 17 months ago by 1padme Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WOW  You Guys are GREAT!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by Qizara Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lilith-Well done! I am hoping maybe Hank will play the real version of that someday.
    Posted 17 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you guys are cool. i laughed so hard. great stuff.
    Posted 17 months ago by coolbettycakes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Stoot."

    "What is it, Pepper_Rose?"

    "The Glitchen... they're..."

    "What, they're storming the battlements?"

    "No - they're...."

    "They're being rude about the delay until the next test?"

    "No - well, only a couple.  They're -"

    "Dammit, woman, spit it out!"

    "They're constructing......  song parodies."

    "SWEET CORN, HIDE THE CHILDREN!"
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
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