Topic

I bought Stoot's pick

I was perusing the front page of the Auction House and noticed this little item up for sale  .  One can only speculate as to the reason why Stoot has divested himself of the only method for harvesting chunks and extracting elements. 

A few of the reasons I could think of:

1. He is trying to break the No-No habit and is selling off his enabler.
2. Mining will no longer require a pick in the next release - you will just "imagine" elements.
3. He traded Rube a Scrumptious Frittata for it.
4. It was an accident, he actually meant to sell a stack of Oily Dressing.
5. He maxed out all his SDB's with rocks and no longer needs to mine.
6. His Gnome told him to do it.
7. Mining V uses a jackhammer.
8. He needed the 900 currants to help combat the recent Glitch price inflation.

Any other ideas?

Posted 8 months ago by Sooriyan Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • That's now an Artifact rare!
    Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 9. his awesomeness makes rocks crumble
    Posted 8 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 10. he can just look at a rock and it not only crumbles but grinds into elements and reassembles into needed compounds...which is more than Chuck Norris can do...
    Posted 8 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 Beach Bum for chuck norris comparison
    Posted 8 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol...you gave me the idea bored no more ;)
    Posted 8 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Actually there was some talk way back when about having Mining V use explosives.  Here's hoping!
    Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha good ideas everyone!
    +1

    And... wow I'm one of the friends online... realized that Lolol
    Posted 8 months ago by Ameh.Loves.Fudge Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol @ Stoot Vs. Chuck.
    Posted 8 months ago by OL. Der Dan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I made an altar for the pick
    Posted 8 months ago by Sooriyan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No...don't alter the pick, its fine just the way it is! ;)
    Posted 8 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He got a second pick from the rube and this is the one he sold.
    Posted 8 months ago by Ygasuasu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 12. Too much purple.
    Posted 8 months ago by Myʂtɛrƴʑ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol... it's spelled 'altar'... lol
    Posted 8 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thats_the_joke.jpg
    Posted 8 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh, lucky you.
    Posted 8 months ago by nekomaki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 13. looks like he has an eye on bigger things to come...lol
    Posted 8 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In beta a bought a 12-sided die (When they were rare, and you found them on the ground, not in vendors) off stoot for 1 currant. RRP: 10,000 currants :D
    Stoot, I thank you. And I remember that message you sent me congratulating me for buying it!
    Posted 8 months ago by jjbob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He got in trouble for saying " fucking awesome" in his last update and has been banned from mining!!! HA!! lol :D x 
    Posted 8 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Could it be...

    :P
    Posted 8 months ago by Mathilda Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 8 months ago by Pavida Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He bought Cory Booker's pick so didn't need this one.
    Posted 8 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 17. He has the prototype of the Even Fancier Pick, why would he need a run-of-the-mill pick?
    Posted 8 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • #18 The Smuggler is pissed that he lost the secret package and he's trying to hawk things to settle the debt
    Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have 5 fancy picks.. could make do with 2.. maybe he just didn't need it anymore.. Sorry, just a realist.  On the other hand, I would love to have an (upgraded) titanium or something Shovel..
    Posted 8 months ago by Joni Mitchell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pavida  haha I still find it funny when I think about the first time I read that LOL.. Go Stoot!! haha!!
    Posted 8 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Could it be...! SO EPIC!!!!
    Posted 8 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GO STOOT YAY :D
    Posted 8 months ago by Ultra-Dynamic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want Stoot's pick!
    Posted 8 months ago by Tawanda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 19
    /givemePoE
    That command was obviously broken and he couldn't spawn any more monies.
    Posted 8 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The great God Giant Stoot was bored, looked down upon us Glitchen and said, "Take thee this sacred pick, for I have two, nay, three. One is for you to sell and re-sell, forevermore. One is for my picking of mine rocks. And one, mine favourite, shall be used to smite the ever-troublesome nuisance, and false Usurper to my Throne, Chuck Norris."
    Posted 8 months ago by Gordon Lughsen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love that altar for Stoot's pick.
    Posted 8 months ago by sakmet Subscriber! | Permalink