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The Outrageous Rumormongering Thread

I saw a retweet of a Reddit link to a 4chan thread (which is gone now) saying that Tiny Speck is eventually turning Glitch into a First-Person Shooter.

Can't wait to blast butterflies with lotion on my Xbox!

You guys heard any juicy information lately?

Posted 17 months ago by Tanukihat Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Actually, it's going to be a First-Person Eater, you will be eating those butterflies, along with the butterfly lotion.  You will be eating the lotion!

    *excited*
    Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The rooks will be stretching this long worm all over the world... BOING.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I forget where I saw it but Sean Connery is voicing Alph. 
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think I read where the piggies, chickens and butterflies were going to be  armed and hunting us.....
    Posted 17 months ago by marycontrary Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The pigs are all going to build outrageous contraptions, and we're going to try to squish them by shooting eggs at them with catapults... oh, wait...
    Posted 17 months ago by Tradescantia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Shall we just say Angry Birds on steroids
    Posted 17 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The pigs will still insist that some animals are more equal than others.
    Posted 17 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm also pretty sure there's a forum post somewhere below this one practically confirming that Glitch is being sold to Blizzard.

    Will you guys be playing Horde or Alliance?
    Posted 17 months ago by Tanukihat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot is laughing all the way to the bank.........................................
    Posted 17 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Oh, man. How awesome would it be if there was a week were all the animals went all Animal Farm?)
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And by the way,             as so beautifully depicted by George Orwell in Animal Farm..      the pigs are right...
    Posted 17 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lord Bacon-o, great minds can have simultaneous thinking if they have a common denominator such as Glitch.
    Posted 17 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when naming pigs i tend to go with Snowball, Napoleon, Old Major and Squealer
    Posted 17 months ago by striatic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh I must have misread it. I saw FPS and thought it meant First Person Simulation. You just get to watch the first glitch ever walk around and be really confused. And then eventually really enjoy itself:)
    Posted 17 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You remember The Sims right? And a long time before that, Sim City? Well after several iterations of Sim City, there were a couple of spin-offs... Sim Tower is one that springs to mind... managing all the businesses within a tower-block. Sim Earth and Sim Ant also. The idea, never implemented, was to create an interconnected series of Sim games where you could zoom in or out of whatever products you've got installed in order to manage at whatever level interests you.

    Imagine you're playing Sim Earth and your evolving lifeforms aren't progressing in the way you want. So you zoom into the cities and produce more renewable power stations. Then you pop into the commercial district and move all the shoe shops onto the same street. Then you zoom in further and make Mandy, who works behind the counter at one of the shoe shops, have an argument with her boyfriend then move house and learn to play the guitar. Pretty wild! But of course it never happened.

    But back to Glitch. Imagine the same thing... remember we're all playing within the imagination of the giants. So zoom out... now we can play AS the giants. And yes... that's when it becomes a first person shooter :-)

    [Or maybe the giants are all sitting at giant computers, playing giant video games... maybe a giant version of Glitch on their giant internet]
    Posted 17 months ago by Snazzlefrazz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I read somewhere - currants will be remove from the Glitch and plan to replace it with the Federal Reserve System. Sounds good - increase our debt ceiling, shall we?
    Posted 17 months ago by Milolin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The rook is actually a pawn for a larger evil.
    Posted 17 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The rook is actually a pawn for a larger evil."

    +1 for pun.
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink