Have you ever been walking down the street, and all the sudden you notice something is not quite right? The game's been a bit laggy before, but this is different. In a world that is usually teeming with life and movement, things seem to be strangely immobile. And then out of the corner of your eye, you notice it. A chicken frozen in the air, its wings slightly fluttering, mouth agape mid-squawk as if it it's seen some unknown horror. The Frozen Chicken of Death. Your nervous anticipation turns to shock, disgust, and ultimately acceptance. You are resigned to the fact that your demise is imminent. You wait for the darkness to fold in. The world goes grey. "We haven't heard from the game server in a while, would you like to reload?"
I hate that chicken.