Topic

Towel

I have no idea of what it use might be, but Grendaline influences the sphere of big fluffy towels so I would like a big fluffy towel.

Posted 19 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • to wrap our long hair in...with a towel wrapped around our bodies too...full body towels for the ladies and 1/2 body towels for the men. Shower anyone??? :0)
    Posted 19 months ago by Miss Muffett Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It should have the words "Don't Panic" in a nice calming color printed on it ^^
    Posted 19 months ago by Nayme Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Definitely. Next year we can celebrate Towel Day with our towels. Grendaline must be a fan. :)
    Posted 19 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to Nayme. Towels are important for all of us, hitchhiking everywhere we go (or teleporting I suppose...)
    Posted 19 months ago by Put Q. Simply Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't want to go anywhere without my towel! :o
    Posted 19 months ago by Vexia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for Nayme's idea.  I would like a lovely fluffy towel with 'Don't Panic' on it too please.  In a coulour of my choice please.  I would like to celebrate Towel Day and always know where my towel is!
    Posted 19 months ago by Cassandria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Towels should only be implemented when swim suits are. We could have swimsuits and have the towel strewn over our shoulders.
    Posted 19 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hoopy froods always know where their towels are at. ;)
    Posted 19 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 Nayme! We must always carry a towel! 
    Posted 19 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value - you can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapours; you can sleep under it beneath the stars which shine so redly on the desert world of Kakrafoon; use it to sail a mini raft down the slow heavy river Moth; wet it for use in hand-to- hand-combat; wrap it round your head to ward off noxious fumes or to avoid the gaze of the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal (a mindboggingly stupid animal, it assumes that if you can't see it, it can't see you - daft as a bush, but very ravenous); you can wave your towel in emergencies as a distress signal, and of course dry yourself off with it if it still seems to be clean enough.

    More importantly, a towel has immense psychological value. For some reason, if a strag (strag: non-hitch hiker) discovers that a hitch hiker has his towel with him, he will automatically assume that he is also in possession of a toothbrush, face flannel, soap, tin of biscuits, flask, compass, map, ball of string, gnat spray, wet weather gear, space suit etc., etc. Furthermore, the strag will then happily lend the hitch hiker any of these or a dozen other items that the hitch hiker might accidentally have "lost". What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is is clearly a man to be reckoned with."
    Posted 19 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Towels could also carry a (tiny) teleport bonus - but only for the person who 'follows' the teleporter. The person who instigates the teleport receives no bonus from the towel.
    Posted 19 months ago by RealJimBob Subscriber! | Permalink