I'm all for the invention of more drinks, but you need to have a less boring / less real-world / more Glitchy name! Sham Pain feels very punnable (a sham = a rug, maybe put some fibres in there).
I want to see a Snaildriver, hooch + snails + OJ of course, which has the same effect on tinkering or repairing as the Face Smelter and Flaming Humbaba have on smelting and grinding respectively.