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The Super Secret Glitchican Villains Society has arrived! ....and we want 50K. *cough*

Let me start off by saying Mwah hah hahhhhhhh. Now that I've got your attention here's our list of demands:

1. 50k

If these demands aren't met we will continue our campaign of rampant litterings. Like this one!

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Or maybe THIS ONE!

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If within 24 hours we still aren't rolling in the bling, driving beamers and sipping the finest hooch WE WILL POISON 23 TREES!

...you've been warned.

Signed,
Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er
CEO of Mining and Mining Related Accessories and SUFFICIENTLY EVIL!

Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I suspect they're just going to kidnap all the piggies and chickens next and hide them at some 50K house in Alakol in a pen and no one will be able to get meat.  The butterflies will be moved to some low traveled street or all stuck in the Tower in a secret spot, destined to be sad forever.
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @WhizGadget Mwah hah hah! Why are there so many glitches with so little imagination? Trust me, we're not going to hide animals. One of the tenets of the SSGVS is for our villainous acts to be commited for all of Glitch to see. Oh, and if we had a 50k house we wouldn't be asking for the money, now would we? Logic, my underhanded colleague, logic!

    If you really want to know our plans I suggest you commit a villainous act to gain entry to the SSGVS. We'll be more than happy to share our nefarious plans with a fellow villain. The question is, is your heart black enough? IS IT?!?!

    Yours truly,
    Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er
    Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Freeman, I've noticed some Glitchens aren't just lacking imagination, they're also lacking a sense of humor.....Just my evil diagnosis, oh evil one! ;) 

    Next, we'll steal ALL the Glitches baby brothers and take them to the Goblin King! 

    (What's that? We don't have brothers? New plan.....*cough*)

    Oh, and psstt....Freeman- some of us villains/villainesses DO have 30k/50k houses......we're just saving up for your cardboard lair now.... ;) 
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was figuring that hiding all the animals would eventually lead to lack of energy and starvation of the Glitchens.  Oh well, I guess charging as much as you want for eggs (for trees and food), meat and milk (for all those high energy foods to help high level Glitchens) isn't creative enough a way to control the food supply *and* extort from the desperately hungry.
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @NutMeg Botwin Wait...what? You villains have 30k and 50k homes?! ...no one in the SSGVS told me...*grumble* I'll be in my super secret lair sulking if anyone's looking for me...*closes cardboard flap*

    Sulking,
    Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er
    Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Silly people. Evil geniuses live in the dark places not the light.

    Signed,
    She-Geek of the Firebogs
    Posted 18 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Freeman- why are you not already wearing the cardboard box outfit? You could be like a turtle- take your house with you everywhere you go! :D <3
    Posted 18 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cardboard lair..... ==|| Could you get more desperate........
    First of all, a villian ALWAYS uses free slave labour of his henchmen, or the general public to build a lair.
    Secondly, unless you plan to use it as a disguise in an alleyway behind the Bureaucratic Hall, a lair shouldn't be made out of cardboard. It should be made out of currants, sparkly, molydenum, crystals, and crystalmalising chambers. Always something to show you're rich n powerful. And it has to reflect light. Has to be shiny.
    Thirdly, The boss of the bunch always lives in waaaaaaayy better places then his henchmen. Got it?
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Freeman, don't be jealous of my style, looks, and riches.  If you ever get uncomfortable in that cardboard box, you can always spend a few nights in my spacious roomy treehome.  We could grow a bunch of purple herbs.  Hopefully some of my coolness might rub off on you in the process ;)
    Posted 18 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The entire reason I haven't sent in an application is the same reason I didn't attempt to join Dark Horse's little bunch years ago.

    Freelance evil is MUCH more profitable.

    Also, freelance requires less bickering, which gets positively sordid. And yes, the strutting around headquarters type behavior does lead to things like wearing capes in an attempt to outdo one another. And we all know where that ends. Death. Capes will get you killed.

    And I meant the bit about my percentage. Or, you know, accidents might happen.
    Possibly even large scale organized thwarting of your plans. 
    Or I might just make Freeman cry some more.
    Posted 18 months ago by Murri Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You know, you're right Murri.  Freelance evil is more profitable. And in many cases, more fun.

    And I'd likely pay you to make Freeman cry some more.   Heck, I'd let you have half the piggies and chickens profit that he doesn't want (since starving the Glitchens apparently isn't evil enough for him)
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Freeman -- The Diet Coke of Evil. Just one calorie. Not evil enough.
    Posted 18 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're right Murri, freelance evil is more profitable. And you don't need a cardboard lair for solo evil. Just a nice, comfy 50K currant house will do, while you watch your evil doings from above.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mwah ha hah ha hah ha hah! "Accident?" Mwah hahhhh hahhh hahhh hahhh! "DIET COKE!" MWAH HAH HAH HAH!

    *rubs eyes with handkerchief* Oh, that's good. Thanks, Glitches. You made my day. You're all a peach, I tell you what! You're so cute!...okay, back to business...hee hee....

    Freelance loner,huh?...Seriously? Mwah hah hah hah! Hee hee hee hee! Sorry....can't help it....can't breathe...can't breathe...sides hurting...*cough*...hee hee hee....

    ROFLMAO,
    Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er

    P.S. Mwah ...hah..hah....*gasp*...hee hee hee...oh my...heh heh...fade to black for Pot's sake...heh heh....roll credits...huu huuu heh....just leave me, I can't stand up, legs all giddy...ha ha hah...no more, no more....mweh hah heh heh...hee heee....you're all the greatest, I love you guys...ohh...okay...now then...mweh heh heh....So, seriously.... what do you guys really think? ;)

    P.P.S Just to clear up any misconceptions, my amoral amigos, I'm not the leader of the SSGVS, more like a spokesman. Only members know who's really in charge, it is a secret society after all...and If some of you Glitchican villains want to have a lone villain versus the SSGVS competition, we're game! As long as villainy rules supreme in the next game we welcome the competition (She-geek of the Firebogs, I CHALLENGE YOU! ) Until next game and have a wonderful day!
    Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Welcome competition, huh? I'd like to see you try.
    PS: Murri, I might sponsor you. Just remember to videotape Freeman crying. I want to watch it over, and over, and over- well you get the idea.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • KitkatCat, I think that video could go viral.  

    Besides, how evil could Freeman really be if we can make him laugh so easily and so hard that he can't stand up?  I expect my evil villains to be a little more hard-hearted than he has displayed himself to be. 
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mwah hah hah hee hee?

    Geez, Nutmeg, you weren't kidding. They're a real serious bunch. :P

    Who knew there were so many rules to being a villain? I always thought that being a villain meant you didn't follow any rules, at least that's what my evil momma used to say...No? There's a rule book?! You're kidding... WHY WASN'T I INFORMED?!

    *furiously taking notes* Okay, soooo...what was that last bit about capes? And that part about getting "positively sordid"? That sounds fun!

    Eternally yours,
    Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er

    P.S. Laurali, only if we can listen to "Purple Haze" while sitting on a corn flake! :)

    P.P.S. For my fellow villains in the SSGVS, there have been some updates to our secret society's master plan. Please take a look prior to the next game so you have an idea of the nefariousness we'll be committing. May you all have a wonderful day!
    Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ah, Freeman...you do so amuse me, darlin'! 

    The Italian runs through my jeans. And genes. 

    I love and rule with the same intensity, the same expectation of loyalty and the same ruthless abandon. I neither accept nor deny challenges. I simply act when I feel the need to act and when you will least expect it. 

    The kindness and evil are random and unexpected but always warranted, meant to instill awe, fear and WTF in all. But you may never know it was me at the root -- as the initiator. 

    That's just how I roll.
    Posted 18 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mwah ha hah!

    Uh...so...what's all that mean...challenge accepted?...Dawg? Oh, and I prefer Coke Zero, the black can's far more fitting for a villain and it has that same great taste!

    She-geek of the Fire Bogs, the SSGVS accepts your challenge! We will out villain you! Consider this the villain olympics and you're...uh... East Germany! *twirls cape* Yeah, I got a cape. Pretty slick, am I right? *trips*

    "Rollin' down the street, smokin' purple, sippin' on hooch and juice",
    Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er
    Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *sits back, sipping a Cherry Coke Zero, and waits for Freeman's cape to get sucked into a jet engine*
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm a direct kind of girl. I ask for what I need, call it like I see it and don't mince words so if you get wadded up britches, thongs or tightie whities please proceed to the end of my message.

    Freeman, luv, what part of I neither accept nor deny challenges was unclear? Was it the part with words? I know Glitch who knows a Librarian who can probably help you with polysyllabic simplification. I'm sure I can ask her to connect you.

    I simply am. I simply do. Whether I extend kindness or mete out justice I do so egolessly. I neither announce nor take credit for, in advance or following the situation. I do for doing's sake.

    Infamy is for chimps. Chumps. Something.

    She-Geek of the Firebogs
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • P.S. Capes are so Super-Hero-to-Zero or Wanna-be Evil. Do we need call up Glitch Eye for the Wannabe Evil Guy?
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • someday I'll be living in a big ol' city
    and all you're ever going to be is mean
    someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me
    and all you're ever going to be is mean


    *Why you gotta be so mean?*
    Posted 17 months ago by Taylor Swift Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear She-Geek of the Firebogs, 

    Do you need a minion?  I humbly offer myself for the job.

    WhizGidget, who herself has minions in an entirely different realm of the online world and finds them useful.
    Posted 17 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • g33k, is it ok if I have an evil crush on you? hehe <3  Glitch Eye for the wannabe Evil Guy.....*giggles* 

    (PS- I <3 Cigars!) 
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay, okay, She-geek of the Fire Bogs, you win. I'll drop the act for a second.

    I got it the first time. Really. It goes something like this. You neither accept nor deny challenges, you're a direct girl, and although you speak at length about yourself you do so egolessly. Can I also safely assume by these statements that you're a juxtaposition, a contradiction, a paradox, and Schrödinger's cat if was smoking a cigar? I guess not, that would be ridiculous, but the image of a cat smoking a cigar is pretty funny. It would look something like this.

    Does that about cover it? Oh, and you don't like diet coke. Sounds cool. Where do I sign up?

    You sure talk a good game. If Glitch were text based you'd win hands down, no contest. I'm still trying to figure out how you can win this game... I have something important to ask first, though...

    Do you wear tightie whities?

    Once your librarian's done teaching Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er, wherever he may be, "polysyllabic simplification" maybe he or she can help you look up "Argumentum ad hominem". Does anyone else find that "polysyllabic simplification" comment a little condescending in an informal setting like a Glitch forum? I hope one of she-geeks nefarious acts isn't the policing of Glitch forums for proper grammar and spelling otherwise I'm doomed.

    I wear boxer briefs.

    I can't help but find it disconcerting when people are arguing with a Dr. Horrible persona. I didn't think I'd have to spell it out like this.

    With all due sincerity,
    Freeman

    P.S. g33kgurrl, take it down a notch. I don't want this Dr. Horrible persona to end up making you or anyone else in this lenghty forum exchange rage quit. If this is getting personal for you just let me know. It's just a game to me, I hope that's all it is for you too. xoxo
    Posted 17 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Looks like I've got another person to sponsor........... in return of a video tape of every encounter with Freeman, will you, g33kgurl, accept a random musicbox for each video?
    Posted 17 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sweet Freeman 

    You write about killing trees and such, making light of things that others don't find humorous and that's okay, but when it turns back on you directly - funning you back as you poke at others - you get a little out of alignment? Did you throw a balancing weight on the way back to the Glitch forums tonight or are you still miffed cuz I mooned ya?

    If you can't see the my humor in these exchanges - it is the same quirkiness in all I have posted of late - I  don't think I can breach the sarchasm between us. Sad for me, but it is what it is.

    As I don't wish to hurt anyone's feelings or make a ruckus, and have no desire to continually bracket everything with "sarcasm" or "Hey this is a joke y'all" I think I'll pass on the Forum games. 

    No harm. No foul. Carry on, Freeman. You've got the corner on the nefariousness market. My sincerest and truest apology for failing to understand that since I'm naturally cranked to start at 11, I can't play reindeer -- I mean -- eviler-er games. 

    P.S. I smirked at the irony of the proper grammar and spelling comment as I had earlier been flagged by grammar and spelling police  for "pigment of my imagination" which was a play on words.

    P.P.S. I wear neither boxers nor briefs and what I do wear doesn't wedge. *wink

    P.P.P.S. And yeah - I spelled it sarCHASM. You know -- the gap between one's humor and another's understanding.

    P.P.P.P.S. No ill-feelings on my side whatsoever (in case anyone's wondering I'll bracket the hayull out of every statement to be sure).
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • [SINCERELY] <--I'll try it out too. It can't hurt.

    Interesting apology. I hope you don't mind if I say you come across as an incredibly serious person. You're also quite condescending although It's not clear whether or not it's intentional. You really peppered that attempt at a magnanimous apology with insults. "SarCHASM"? Incredible. No worries, though. I have to say this is the first time I've been on the receiving end for fictional forum posts.

    I didn't want to get serious about the SSGVS, that was the point, the posts and the actual acts were going to be silly and inconsequential by design. I thought that would be clear but apparently there wasn't anything I could do to prevent an overreaction. It became increasingly difficult to gauge the reactions by a vocal few to Freeman McTavish' silly posts. If my last two posts, including this one, seem different it's because I've dropped the persona...no balancing weights were involved. I have a tendency to do so when people start posting insults or checking my grammar. That's a bad sign. Don't worry, this isn't the first forum I've been on, I realize that posts can be taken out of context or misinterpreted so you have the benefit of the doubt.

    Stay in the game. Do "villainous deeds", don't let me get in your way. I mean, I made up the SSGVS on a lark at the end of the last game. It isn't that important. Don't take it so seriously and don't rage quit...or rage type, as you seem apt to do.

    If I could Fedex a box of chocolates to you I would. By the way, you looked great in your photos and you have a nice looking kid. I mean that. Sincerely. You seem like a very nice person.

    ...and please, take it easy. Some of the most outspoken Glitches in these posts, including you I'm sorry to say, have incredibly overbearing personalities and the attempts to control and regulate creativity and gameplay is only going to hurt Glitch in the long run.

    I haven't subscribed to Glitch as my interest has been primarily in beta testing. I work in IT and was looking forward to the opportunity to see a game developed from alpha. I also appreciated the responsiveness of the developers. The main reason, though, that I haven't subscribed is that I'm moving out of the country at the end of August for a new job. So if it's any consolation I won't be around for much longer. 

    There should be no need to smirk or intentionally misspell any more words.

    [/SINCERELY]
    Posted 17 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Serious - 100% serious - starts now.

    Freeman,
    I just wrote a response that was near epic in length but verbosity won't serve me well here.

    My statement was "I'll pass on the Forum games". I have never raged. I never said I was leaving Glitch. 

    There was never any animosity, unkindness or ill-intent and still isn't. My apology, though wrapped in my style of humor, was sincere. It is quite clear to me that my intent, my tone and my style missed in translation. I apologized. I can't do more than that.
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sounds good. I agree, this discussion doesn't merit any more (lengthy) posts. No hard feelings. 

    If there's anything I've learned here it's that the Dr. Horrible persona doesn't seem well suited to the world of Glitch...
    Posted 17 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *facepalm*

    Seriously?!

    G33kgurrl, tag me next time you are in-world. You have been awarded 10 internetz, and at least one whole Random Kindness in-game. Mainly for not throttling Freeman even though he might deserve it. Makes the rest of us geeky possessors of two X chromosomes look good along with ya. Thanks!

    Freeman, stop making the rest of us Whedon fans look like asshats by getting too serious. And if you don't get a fictional reference, look it up. The capes comment was easily googled and not getting it made you look like a complete tool. But then, not being able to tell that the Gurrl was still being perfectly tongue-in-cheek and making the comment about being worried about someone "rage quitting" made you look like a tool too. Just....quit it. Go back to being silly and having fun.  You might want to issues a few less random challenges, though.

    KitKatCat, if I had the software to capture video, I would gladly go make Freeman cry for you. Mainly because I love getting something for doing really easy stuff.   
    Posted 17 months ago by Murri Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ g33kgurl +100 for managing to keep your cool. I hate my posts getting mis-interpreted, and I generally respond with a lot less finesse than you in a similar situation.
    Posted 17 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have no idea what just happened, but it makes me sad. :( 

    Freeman.....but, but...I was picking you out a cardboard MANSION! :*( 
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • One idea to create lot of lag in streets without allowing people to pick them up and sell those off. Just create tonload of 'shiny object with no intrinsic value' and litter those around. Other people can not pick and sell those. And it will take just some enery to create so many shiny objects.
    Posted 17 months ago by Dhapli Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :(
    Posted 17 months ago by Jackie Paper Subscriber! | Permalink
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