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On the EOTW, and its approaching rebirth. (aka The Next Test)

You guys really threw down on Wednesday. Whoa. We were glued to our screens with a sense of wonderment and, at times, mischievous glee as you dumped all of your possessions and battered against the very limits of the game. Huzzah! For the nostalgia-prone amongst you and for those who missed out, links to some stunning screenshots:

Emblem mountain in Feman Falters
Chain of orbs in Valia Shede
Discovery of floating cubimals
The party that choked hell 

Now, on to the next test. Couldn't help but notice all the cries of WWIO around here, and thought, "What the heck, why don't we just put them out of their misery."  

So: We are aiming to open on Tuesday (September 20th) - OPEN NOW

What are you in for? Your future is bright, your pockets are light. You'll go through the tutorial one last time and you'll decide which of several streets in Groddle you'll resurface on to seal your reincarnation. And *we* will be glued to our screens once more. 

Posted 15 months ago by Blanky Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • LOL Mobbes
    Posted 15 months ago by Marvingy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch named Enola
    *Insert limerick here if you can think of a word that rhymes with Enola cos I can't*
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • four
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • she drove a toyota corolla.. 

    FOUR!
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yeah, i've been waiting for a sonnet to be added.

    this is not a game that lends itsself to lines of that measure.

    maybe a villanelle?

    i did my bit and covered the double-dactyl...
    Posted 15 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • three
    Posted 15 months ago by Biohazard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Enola - granola?
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Two!
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i will crap my pants in amazement if that countdown ends up being right...
    Posted 15 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Does granola rhyme with Enola?
    Posted 15 months ago by gallagirl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Me too flask!!  :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • she wound up in a ditch
    whilst waiting for Glitch

    *insert last line if u got another rhyme for enola lol*
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is nobody saying One?
    Posted 15 months ago by Biohazard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm hoping someone ponies up and writes an epic
    Posted 15 months ago by Mobbes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ONE!
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • flask: Blanky is reading, so anything is possible...
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Enola-----> Ebola?
    Posted 15 months ago by Cassiopia_cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wnie, wnie, wnie, wnie
    Wnie till you jive and spin on a dime
    Wnie so that Blanky gets paid for her time
    Wnie cause I haven't got any limes!!!
    Posted 15 months ago by Blanky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch named Enola
    She liked to drink lots of cola.
    The cola exploded,
    her face was loaded,
    so she returned to granola.

    I tried.
    Posted 15 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • one haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalf
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Blanky, where are you???
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • w00t blanky adds her poem
    Posted 15 months ago by Mobbes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Blanky is tryin to distract us!  It won't work, your evil masterplan won't distract us! lol
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ok nice try everyone nice try
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's the spirit, Cupcake. ;)
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • THIRTY-FIVE!!
    Posted 15 months ago by Sweaty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @marvingy a fellow Italian wnie lover!

    Yes Orvieto
    You are everything I
    Need to wait for Glitch
    Posted 15 months ago by bugeye Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm so ready for some wine ing what's cupcake serving red or white?  I have some havartti cheese but no crackers plus I'm here in California and it's still warm and sunny.  So if Stoot got the beans out of his nose he can wine and dine with Cupcake and whoever wants to join who isn't into full throttle whining.  Good plan, yes?  
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Cassiopia_cat - I is a glitch not a virus or at least.. I hope tiny glitches are not viruses.. virussi.. contag... contaj.. catching!
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • To the staff: Maybe it would be better to postpone the opening for a few days, or even a week, to get the pressure off of you in resolving the complications that came up. I'd rather wait a few more days or a week, rather than having you work under this pressure. Also, it might end up taking a few more days anyway, and I'd much rather know now that it's going to be a few more days, rather than going through those days thinking that it will be any minute now. Also, some people might stay awake all that time waiting for it to open, and that's not healthy.

    If you do postpone it, please don't open it before the announced time, because apparently it means a lot to some people to get in the very microsecond that it opens.
    Posted 15 months ago by Ferond Subscriber! | Permalink
  • May make it to page 4!!
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A limerick for @Enola -- 

    There once was a glitch named Enola
    Who sat by her screen drinking cola.
    She'd click on refresh,
    Covered in gooseflesh,
    Desiring this wait to be ov'a.
    Posted 15 months ago by Tonya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Very good Tonya!
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ONE AND ONE QUARTERRRRRR!
    Posted 15 months ago by Skwid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +Tonya for the win
    Posted 15 months ago by amprr Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Come on, Ferond! Who said it was time for being sensible! At least say it with a rhyme!

    (I'm joking!)
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • One and One Nanothlop!!!
    Posted 15 months ago by Marvingy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • man, with all this talk about wine I may just suck it up and go to the store to buy some. Why I don't have a bottle in the house is beyond me. Poor planning if nothing else.

    Or maybe I'll do a mixed drink while we wait.

    Honestly, this is pretty close to as good as being in game since my favorite part is the chatting.

    <3 you Glitchen-folk
    Posted 15 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awwwww thank you Tonya u captured me perfectly!
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow, KP, jealous! the cards are hot- they killed my phils! have fun!
    Posted 15 months ago by greenkozi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They should change the name of the Wine of the Dead to"

    Wnie fo het Edad.
    Posted 15 months ago by Skwid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • no, no, skwid! wrong direction!!!!
    Posted 15 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That would be great Skwid!
    Posted 15 months ago by Marvingy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We must be breaking some kind of record.
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If anytime tonight we all should meet
    Inside a world the Giants fabricate
    I think it would be wonderful to know
    The changes that we all so long await
    And as our days collectively subside
    We all are spread apart throughout the lands
    But here within the living world of Glitch
    We come together, magic in our hands.
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Most annoying comments ever" or "most comments ever" or something
    Posted 15 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Totally in iambic pentameter, btw.
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aw Tyler!!!
    Posted 15 months ago by Molly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So since it's quickly approaching 5pm there, is it safe to say we're holding off for tomorrow or so?
    Posted 15 months ago by TrentSkunk Subscriber! | Permalink
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