Dear Glitch,
I can't seem to enter my house because an ornery chicken is standing in front of the door and wants to go inside. I have a goldfish that is very allergic to fowl, so chicken inside the house is a no-no. However, anytime I get near the door, he stares at me with his beady eyes and I feel a little bit of my soul die inside. I don't know when chickens started being able to do that, but I would like to maintain my soul as best as possible. Can anyone offer any advice? I miss my herb garden and my barnacles are getting lonely.
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