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#### There once was a Glitch from Cebarkul... [Limerick Thread!]

There once was a glitch from Cebarkul
Mining the dullite and sparkle
Their fancy pick broke
And was ready to croak
They died and hung out on a bar stool
Pretty proud of that Limerick - And now I want MOAR! Show me your Limericks Glitchen! I feed on their hilarious wit and cleverness! Post your Limericks so that I might grow strong and powerful! Muahahahaha!!
(Think hard, say them out loud, make sure it works! Limericks are fun and easy, but are easily botched and that's no fun.)

Posted 4 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink

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  It eat all the quoins
  And was full to the loins
  So could no longer flap and went flop!
  Posted 4 months ago by Vogon Blarg | Permalink
- There once was a Glitch from Kajuu
  Who loved to make hot Awesome Stew.
  He cooked up so many,
  And didn't eat any,
  His house became flooded, it's true!
  There once was a Glitch from Kajuu
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  Said the vendor, "Don't shout,
  Or wave it about,
  Or the rest will be wanting one, too!"
  There once was a Glitch who had cash.
  There were millions of coins in her stash.
  Then out came new rares.
  As rapid as hares,
  Her currants were gone in a flash!
  There once was a Glitch who sucked at limericks and wrote in this post
  He knew that if there were a limerick contest, he'd be burnt toast.
  When someone asks why his limericks suck,
  He just says, "I must have really bad luck,
  And unfortunately, I only get the rhyme scheme right at most!"
  I've also got plenty of limericks in my tower, if you'd be interested in seeing them.
  Posted 4 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- A Glitchen went all out to court her
  An Amorous Philtre he bought her
  When he opened the bottle, she got rather hottle
  And ground things she shouldn't have oughter
  Trust a chef to think of that one!
  Posted 4 months ago by Moz Art | Permalink
- there once was a glitch named pollen, 1 party every week. but when she left glitch all was sad but will return someday. true story
  Posted 4 months ago by Sad Pollen | Permalink
- Watch Bear, that reads more like a koan.
  Posted 4 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup | Permalink