So, er, yeah. The first verse came to me fully formed while I was waking up this morning, and it kinda grew from that. Totally inspired by William McGonagall, for which I make no apologies :P
While waiting for the key to spawn,
realisation 'pon me dawned;
Of all the dodgy things in Glitch
this here's the one I'd like to fix.
Standing round in Gori Blear,
it's enough to make you swear -
AFKing, wasting time,
while sparkly all around to mine.
And Giants help you, if you miss,
the precious key; you will be pissed
When some nasty jumps the line,
leaving you alone to pine.
It's even better in Callopee,
where you cannot even see
The bloody thing, for it shows up
behind a rock – just my luck.
And once you're in Ajaya Bliss
(big teal-white door, it's hard to miss)
Watch as time slows to a crawl,
while mad glitchen splank and drawl:
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax,
of cabbages – and kings.
And why the sea is non-corporeal,
and whither piggies sing.
And though I've plagiarised that verse there,
think upon't, and know this, unfair -
For every glitch who gains their keys,
another still lingers, ill-at-ease.