Do you loathe lobe? Do you love love? Do you love those who loathe lobe, and loathe those who love lobe? If so, you should join Lobe Loathers, Love Lovers, and become an official Lobe Loather, Love Lover today. We loathe lobe and love love together, hoping to share and delight in our mutual loathing of lobe, while promoting our love of love.
Loving love is not necessarily a prerequisite for joining, but who doesn't love love? Those dirty lobe-lovers, that's who. What do they have against love, anyway? Join the crusade against those who hate love.
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