Dudes,
I'm so stokes that the giants imagined these things up. Some of the descriptions are great:
Essence of Purple:
You thought Purple was purple? This is seriously purple. Seriously: The purplest.
Imbibing this will give you the Purple Journey buff (it cannot be described... only experienced).
Rainbow Juice
Where is the end of the rainbow? Apparently, in this bottle. Warning: may produce curious disruptive effect on air around it. Thus the term, 'Anti-Gravity Rainbow'.
Also I love the fact that there is another Princess Bride reference in the the game.
The Tree Poison Antidote features the (there's a big difference between "mostly dead" and "all dead") to go along with the "Inconceivable" smuggler!