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There once was a Glitch from Cebarkul... [Limerick Thread!]

There once was a glitch from Cebarkul
Mining the dullite and sparkle
Their fancy pick broke
And was ready to croak
They died and hung out on a bar stool

Pretty proud of that Limerick - And now I want MOAR! Show me your Limericks Glitchen! I feed on their hilarious wit and cleverness! Post your Limericks so that I might grow strong and powerful! Muahahahaha!!

(Think hard, say them out loud, make sure it works! Limericks are fun and easy, but are easily botched and that's no fun.)

Posted 4 months ago by La Mariposa Subscriber! | Permalink

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    Who frequented Bippity-Bop
    It eat all the quoins
    And was full to the loins
    So could no longer flap and went flop!
    Posted 4 months ago by Vogon Blarg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch from Kajuu
    Who loved to make hot Awesome Stew.
    He cooked up so many,
    And didn't eat any,
    His house became flooded, it's true!

    There once was a Glitch from Kajuu
    Who found a Chick defect. It's true!
    Said the vendor, "Don't shout,
    Or wave it about,
    Or the rest will be wanting one, too!"

    There once was a Glitch who had cash.
    There were millions of coins in her stash.
    Then out came new rares.
    As rapid as hares,
    Her currants were gone in a flash!

    There once was a Glitch who sucked at limericks and wrote in this post
    He knew that if there were a limerick contest, he'd be burnt toast.
    When someone asks why his limericks suck,
    He just says, "I must have really bad luck,
    And unfortunately, I only get the rhyme scheme right at most!"

    I've also got plenty of limericks in my tower, if you'd be interested in seeing them.
    Posted 4 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A Glitchen went all out to court her
    An Amorous Philtre he bought her
    When he opened the bottle, she got rather hottle
    And ground things she shouldn't have oughter

    Trust a chef to think of that one!
    Posted 4 months ago by Moz Art Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 4 months ago by Sad Pollen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Watch Bear, that reads more like a koan.
    Posted 4 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink