The importance of this post will probably fall low on your scale of things worth responding to, but there's been a nagging question in my mind since near the beginning of my Glitch-life: Why can't we eat paper or notes? We can eat planks and now Ticket to ____ cards...but I can't eat paper??
Please let us eat paper and notes. When I'm feeling too lazy to instantly teleport to someshrine and donate, I would like to eat the notes in my inventory that no longer serve a purpose. Eating paper fondly reminds me of being a kid and eating paper..not often but just enough to forever remember the taste. At least it'll give me something to do with my bajillion sheets of paper :) Thanks!