So you guys are complaining about doorstep thieves, huh? Stealing the beans? Well, here's something they can't carry away so easily, things that are useless and don't stack and worth nothing at shrines or vendors, and things that some of you probably use right now and are going to yell at me for posting in the forums when it's a well-known idea.
Small shiny objects.
So they're valueless. So what? I hear the effect can be quite stunning if a whole block is decorated. And it's only 10 energy per object. Heck, that's one piece of meat! Ten pieces of grain--one chicken squeeze! But they look especially pretty on bog house porches...