COME ONE, COME ALL!
THIS FRIDAY, WHILST OUR TIME IN THIS WORLD DRAWS TO A CLOSE, COME JOIN US FOR FRIVOLITY IN FEMAN FALTERS! INDULGE IN GAMES OF CHANCE AND CHALLENGE YOUR FELLOW GLITCHES IN TESTS OF SPEED AND SKILL! ENJOY REFRESHMENTS AND FINE COMPANY WHILE YOU MAKE THE MOST OF THESE LAST FEW FLEETING MOMENTS IN-GAME!
hey, what do you know, caps lock was on the whole time, how about that...
anyways, yeah, good times, end of world party, feman falters, races and wheels of fortune aplenty, come join us, it'll be fun. :)