The sequel is never as good as the original but the original was supposed to be guano, so how much worse can it get?
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Friendly was the Giant of social activities and their most common lubricant...
...booze.
Just thought we might want to mention that.
FRIENDLY AND ZILLE ARE CANON FOREVER
1.
"Zille," Friendly roared. His voice was as loud as parties with Stoot in it. Which is, pretty loud. If you've never been to a party where Stoot happened to show up you've missed out on a lot. Gosh, those parties.
"Friendly," Zille rasped. Her voice was kind of like listening to an avalanche and kind of like listening to rocks being smashed against each other.
Friendly shoved a bottle of hooch in Zille's face.
"No," said Zille, choosing her words carefully. "Rocks...and...hooch...do...not...mix. I...don't...drink."
"You don't drink?" Friendly yelled.
"No," Zille choked.
Friendly assaulted her with flying beer cans. It was kind of like being assaulted by a million craftybots, which hadn't been imagined yet, so you really don't know what it's like to be assaulted by beer cans--unless you've been to said party with Stoot in it. I think Stoot can make everything fly.
2.
Friendly's favorite place to hang was Ix. He brought Zille there once. "I want you to see my favorite place to hang," he said.
"Hang...as...in...?" said Zille.
"As in hang, Zille! Listen, this place is awesome. Mostly 'cause I bring the hooch rains every year! The citizens, man, they love the hooch rains."
"Doesn't...it...kill...everything...?"
"Well--um--noooooooooo! The only problem is it's not night enough. I ripped a few holes in the daytime sky. Problem solved! Let's hang."
"Just...don't...pick...a...new...favorite...place."
3.
"Zille, I gotta--yo, Zille! Look at me!"
Slowly, Zille turned. She'd been busy building rock formations in Ix. It was fun. It made the dead place look prettier. She also had been fashioning a nice set of stairs.
"Zille!"
Zille turned a little faster. "...yes...?"
Friendly smashed an Emotional Bear in Zille's face.
"Hahaha! Got you there, Zille-i-o! Oh right--I should name you after Ix, this awesome, totally rad place. Zillix! That's a good idea. Sounds like a compound! You want a compound named after you, dontcha?"
"I...have...one. Zillene."
"Awww, that's so lame. We're gonna change it to Zillix later."
"I--don't--wish--to--"
"Look, Zillix. Isn't this place awesome? Forever night, at least in the ripped places. And hooch rains! Pretty quiet round here too, which makes it better. Zillix..."
"...yes?" Zille said suspiciously. She had good reason, too.
"...it's just that it's the two of us here. And I--"
"AND ME!" the bear screamed. "YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!"