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ALPH is coming to you!

Do you remember those old days, when a tinkerer would come to town to fix your knives and scissors?

Okay, maybe you don't remember them, because they never happened at your town, but now those old days are back!

As the Primate of the Holy Mechanicalcy of ALPH, I will henceforth travel the lands and repair your tools. For free. Of course. Whenever you see me wandering by and recognize me, you can ask me to fix your stuff. Doesn't matter if it is a hoe, a crystamalizing chamber or a fancy pick.

If you want to thank ALPH for this glorious wonder of mending and repairing, you are of course allowed to donate some food to the Wandering Primate.

I also should mention that, if you meet me at a point where I am too weary to fix your tools, I might have to decline your question with regret. Nevertheless, I am always happy being asked for help.

If you want to joing the order of ALPH and wander around to help others, feel very welcome. Here is the thread of our Holy Order. There are lots of positions to fill in the congregation. If you want to be a Wondering Monk and repair tools, obviously, a high tinkering skill is advisable (although not compulsory).

May ALPH bless your tools!

Louis Louisson
The Primate of the Holy Mechanicalcy of ALPH
The Ever Creating and Moving Father
Papamobile
Alpha of Alphas

edit:

The following people are also Wandering Servants of Alph, who have pledged to fix your tools:

dr_loplop

Posted 13 months ago by Louis Louisson Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • +1
    Posted 13 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • tl;dr version.
    Thread made just to link to other thread.

    +1 anyway.
    Posted 13 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Misread this as "ALPH is coming for you!"

    I immediately assumed it was a level E threat, and hid my cat.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *laugh*

    Cats are safe. As far as I know, this giant does not originate from Melmac.

    Better hide your broken tools. ;-)
    Posted 13 months ago by Louis Louisson Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In all seriousness, I think this is an awesome idea. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As an unworthy devotee of the mighty ALPH, I hereby pledge to make amends and offer my humble reparations to whosoever should require them, likewise and anon. May ALPH tinker gently with your tools, &c, &c.
    Posted 13 months ago by dr_loplop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As long as no cats are harmed, this is FANTASTIC!!  How Glitchy of you!
    Posted 13 months ago by noqualia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have been remiss in my duties in not responding earlier and for that I apologize.

    I too offer my Tinkertool to any who may need repairs.
    Posted 12 months ago by Siderian Subscriber! | Permalink