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Madame UnPickle

What with all the speculation about what goodies we could get from the un-launch, there's been mention of an UnPickle! Assuming we were to receive a super-awesome bonus pressie with our return to beta or move to gamma or whatever, methinks such a hypothetical fUNthing should definitely be some sort of Carrot Margarita sort of deal, having absolutely nothing to do with its title (i.e. not be a girl OR a pickle in the case of the titular item).

What do YOU think a potential awesomely weird Un-Launch Thing Of Pointless Randomness could be?

Posted 13 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Mister Happy Potrzebie Ferret bounces.
    Posted 13 months ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since we have so much fun with the Pickle innuendo, we should have one so that the ladies can have as much fun. Therefore, I say it should be something on the lines of the following:

    The Reset Button That Didn't Get Pushed: A big red button on the lines of Staples's Easy button that does something funny when you press it. It could say something about commemorating the calamity that didn't happen. It should also mention something about Space Madness for all the Ren and Stimpy fans.

    Miss Plushy Galore: A stuffed toy kitten doll that you can pet and play with. Maybe it could even be like an old Tamagotchi. 

    HMS New Day: A toy boat with a little captain piloting it. It could run on the ground like a cubimal when you do certain things with it. One of them should be to caress it or shine it or buff it or something, and bonus points if it mentions being moist or something of the sort.

    Moving Day Packing Container: A cardboard box that you can stand in and pretend is a rocket ship, a time machine, etc.

    [Edit] Here's a few more:
    Hairy the Bivalve: A clam with a funny goatee, which could talk to you when you interact with it. It should mention how other clams sometimes like to shave, but it prefers to be au naturale.

    Tacho the Betta: This siamese fighting fish should be brightly colored, and grumpy. His not-unpleasant odor should be mentioned.

    Bee Hive Cooking Pot: This pot that looks like a bee hive could create honey in some way. It would likely be highly prized for that, and might interfere with future plans to get honey, and the joke would likely be lost on most, but it still might be fun.

    Charles's Sled: (An allusion to Citizen Kane) A pink sled that smells slightly floral. It should remind the user of a happier childhood that they never had.

    Bucky the Back to Beta Beaver: He can be used like a hatchet, and never wears out. He likes being petted and stroked.

    Alice the Happy Homemaking Muffin:  She should be dressed in a 50's style dress (ala June Cleaver), and say all sorts of quaint, and outdated things. She should also mention making some warm apple pie. Maybe even make one, once a day.
    [/Edit]

    If there is going to be a GNG equivalent, it should be for the Please Let Me Go Back to Groddle, since that was the opening song of the game.

    I think that this would be hilarious. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Ustice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ohhhhh, we need the HMS New Day so very, very badly!
    Posted 13 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I laughed at loud at the Miss Plushy Galore part. Brilliant.
    Posted 13 months ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aw, I have Moving Day Packing Containers at my RL house RIGHT NOW. 

    *gets out crayons to draw buttons and doors* 

    *makes rocketship noises... then TARDIS noises*
    Posted 13 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +Eleventy billion to Plushy Galore. Too, too clever!! And she MUST purr.
    Posted 13 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would like my moving box to transmogrify and time travel.  (Reminds me of my favorite six-year-old.)
    Posted 12 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love all of this.

    So much.
    Posted 12 months ago by Nikasaur Subscriber! | Permalink
  • XD Thanks, everyone. I'm glad I made you smile. Hopefully they'll do something like one of those. I'm really looking forward to see what they do come up with.
    Posted 12 months ago by Ustice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just added a few more that I thought of. I don't know if they are as good as the first batch, but they still made me smile. I also changed the fish taco to fish, Tacho.
    Posted 12 months ago by Ustice Subscriber! | Permalink