Ever had this happen to you? You buy a single cubimal box and it's a chick. But you say, "I'm going to buy JUST ONE MORE. I smell lucky today." You buy another and it's a piggy. Then you say, "Just ONE more time. That will do. You buy another and it's a butterfly. You keep on repeating until you've blown your life savings and gotten only common cubimals.
That's what this song is about. It's to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat." Hope you like it!
Buy, buy, buy a box
Rip it open wide
Hope that I will get a rare
Look at what's inside
Give, give, give a rare
Magic Rock or Rube
Rook or Helga, Uncle Friendly
Gwen or Yeti cube
It's, it's, it's a pig
This is just unfair
I cannot believe that I
Didn't get a rare
Just, just, just one more
Now, I'll strike it rich
If I do not get a rare
That must be some glitch
It's, it's, it's a chick
This has really stunk
Now I've got two tiny square
cubimals of junk
One, one, one more box
Third time is the charm
Just one little cubi box
Won't do any harm
It's, it's, it's a frog
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh
Argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh, argh
ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, ARGH, AAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!
Alternatively, you can change the last stanza to this, if you're that kind of person:
It's, it's, it's a frog
F*ck, f*ck,f*ck, f*ck, f*ck,
f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck, f*ck,
F*CK, F*CK, F*CK, F*CK, FFFF**********************CCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!