Lol! Well putting your pickles in...unpleasant (or pleasant?)... places is really messed up. I'm not sure what kind of sick freak would do that kind of thing! ;)
The guy who serves you meals in bed and then cleans up with a French Maid Outfit (rarely) on wears curlers. He prefers them to new-fangled contraptions. He went through a phase once and used a crimping iron to make his hair look mall-pop gorgeous, but then someone told him that fad was over once Debbie Gibson became Deborah Gibson and hurt his feelings.