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Chickens are stupid

They promise all the time that one day we will see "revenge of the chickens", but they never deliver.

They suggest that instead of squeezing we would buy grain on auctions, but where do they think the auctioned grain is coming from?

Posted 11 months ago by Ygasuasu Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • well, duh, they're chickens!
    Posted 11 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Revenge is a dish best served... chopped?
    Posted 11 months ago by Janitch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They are bitter. They remember an ancient Ur, where they roamed the forest and plains as the Kings of Reptiles. Now, instead of chasing the tiny Urglitchen, they are running from them.
    Posted 11 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <-- fears the day when all the chickens turn black with red glowing eyes and take sides with the Rook ..... :o
    Posted 11 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @BlackWolf *shudder* we will all be doomed on that day O.o
    Posted 11 months ago by Hua Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want Glitchy velociraptors to evolve from chickkies.  <3  Sooo cute.  SOoooo eevvviiiil.
    Posted 11 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Feh. I welcome our new piggy overlords.

    =P
    Posted 11 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 BlackWolf!!!

    What on Earth are you doing taunting them Yga you nutter!!!!

    They can already climb ladders and get in the way of our mining rocks!!!!

    I live in fear as to what they'll do next D:
    Posted 11 months ago by Rosty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chickens brains are only the size of a pea.
    Posted 11 months ago by Gruff McGruff Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But a thousand peas, when joining forces, are capable of bigger stuff, like... like...

    Filling a can?
    Posted 11 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The chickens don't mind, really.
    Posted 11 months ago by Griselda Subscriber! | Permalink