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Underground Splanking Ring - Make Easy $$! - NEXT FIGHT TBA

NEXT FIGHT TBA. In the meantime, help us make splanking a true spectator sport!

What is Splank Fighting?
The most gruesome bloodsport in Ur! Come see glitchen fight to the death in the pits! Watch two (or more!) glitchen beat the piss out of one another with planks until all but one dies! 

Where does it take place?
Locations change regularly. Tickets are also teleport scripts, and will take you to the latest fight destination. 

I want to be a contender and earn easy $$!
Fantastic! We're always looking for fighters. Win or lose, you are guaranteed to earn 1000c. If you win the fight, you take 1k + 5% of the door take. As fights get bigger, this bonus will also get bigger! We are looking for players of all levels! 

How do I buy a ticket / watch the fights?
Easily! Tickets go on sale in the auction house a few hours before each fight for 1095c. Advance tickets are available the day before a fight at a discount. Mail 1050c to me in-game, and I will send you a ticket. Once tickets go on sale, advance sales are no longer valid. 

News:
Splank Club has been featured in the ImaginatUr!

To everyone asking about the next fight - I apologize for the delay. It's been a hectic thanksgiving. Fights will resume this week - please check back for updated information. Remember, advanced tickets are available!

Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • If you think long and hard about the game mechanics and the idea of splanking another player to death, you start to see that it's not quite as gruesome as it sounds.

    Just think about it, and think about what you know about splanking. Go on. There it is. It's like a glimmer in the horizon, slowly dawning on you until you realize ... this makes absolutely no sense. Everything about this is hilarious and absurd, yet somehow it just works.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL Xev.  ....this makes absolutely no sense....  You're so right.  

    You crack me up!
    Posted 13 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Very smart idea. Keep it up. I hope this gets big.
    Posted 13 months ago by Johnny Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Xev  Do you see any kittens, either? o_O     Ummmm no I don't see kittens either!

     LOL Xev your delightfully shocking! But I am still staying away from your home just in case the splanking gets out of hand! No way do I want to come sell food and drink or whatever I don't want to get splanked to hell tyvm! Although it would be interesting to be a spectator I am afraid I would end up as a victim! I have not died in this game yet and don't plan to! In other games I HATED dying so I stay far away from it here! In fact I carry HEAPS of drinks and food around to prevent dying and I don't afk.. I log off if I have to go do something!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL Casombra....  I died, once, in beta.  Haven't been too keen to die again.... except I hear there are now a variety of streets in hell, so my curiosity is peaked! <g>
    Posted 13 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh I am not curious at all hahaha.. no way Jose,  Pirate Apples!!!!!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't worry - it's very organized, and as mediator, anyone who behaves inappropriately is immediately kicked out. But I understand your concerns. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • CAN you be splanked to hell? Are you dying of BEING splanked or splanking? Cuz the splanking costs energy soooo xD Maybe as a fighter you want to lower the splanking speed :P? Or develop your energy pool? 

    I'm envisioning a splank training montage set to 'Down With the Sickness' of a bunch of glitches seasoning beans and donating large batches of items to level up and gain more 'splanking power'.
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Liza... I don't even know where to start.

    Instead, I'll simply say that the next fight is starting RIGHT NOW! If you want to come - fight, watch or sell / trade goodies, get yourselves down to 1422 Ojan Repine!

    See you there!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't get in game at the moment, but I'd love an invite to the group if you don't mind :P I'd love to peddle my carpaccio at your gruesome death matches~

    Nothing goes better with gruesome death matches than food that looks like it could be a piece of the last loser :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That is so true. You're in!

    In other news, check out pics from tonight's fight
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <thinks she may go and WATCH" tomorrow. But one splank on my person I am out lol!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sometimes the crowd gets a little excited, but if you do attend, remind me, and I'll make a special announcement. Anyone splanking / bugging people in the crowd will get booted.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ok then your on Xev thanks! I don't mind watching and joining the fun that way but please don't splank me! I am not interested in dying or visiting hell haha!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I shall participate some day.
    Posted 13 months ago by Madara Uchiha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When are you doing this today Xev?
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Casombra and Pirate I thought I was the only one avoiding to die here.
    I still think there should be badges for not dying and reaching certain levels.

    xev this is hilrarious
    Posted 13 months ago by Ancale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is awsome, I'd love to bet on a splank fight!  8)
    Posted 13 months ago by Rayana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tonight's fight will probably begin around 10pm EST.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I agree Ancale! And ok Xev thanks!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Count me in please!
    Posted 13 months ago by Naiad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For those planning on attending tonight's event, please see the updated post for information on ticket purchase.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So Xev if we are just coming to watch do we have to pay and entrance fee?
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You do, but not the same way as before. Buy tickets here!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ok then I bought a ticket! Thanks!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Do we need one of those to get in xP? Cuz it'd get used up on the way over :P Also, did you say on group that vendors need not pay the entrance fee for now? Or did I misinterpret that?
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm keeping track of who's buying them :) Feel free to use them to get to the fight!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay :) So, do vendors need a ticket? I should find out before I grab one :P
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've just got to say that I am so very amused at the creativity involved in this. ^_^
    Posted 13 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Worth the price of admission. Awesomely funny.
    Posted 13 months ago by snarkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks so much! Check out pictures from tonight's fight! Congrats to our CHAMPION, Taupe! Second night in a row! MOST EPIC FIGHT EVER!

    Amazing!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG it was an amazing battle to be sure! I very much enjoyed the battle thanks for having this Xev!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How do you get the full screen shot of the whole scene?
    Posted 13 months ago by snarkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Eyeballery 1
    Posted 13 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have that, but the images are really full screen. I got a shot of my favorite response of the eve:

    "I am not an animal!" http://imgur.com/iYwqk
    Posted 13 months ago by snarkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It was worth the price, epic fun. 
    Posted 13 months ago by DragonBlack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks so much for coming! It was great fun, and I'm so glad you enjoyed it :)

    @snarkle - FANTASTIC pic, def one of my favs, too! I use eyeballery and snapshottery. I couldn't see the point of that skill until I started Splank Fights. Now it's quite handy.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Totally worth it. You get to see someone die. :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Rhubewook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes, I got to see myself die actually! Quite good fun. I actually died of a drug overdose :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This sounds amazing.  Kudos to all involved.  This kind of thing is example of what makes Glitch exactly the game I was hoping it would be.
    Posted 13 months ago by Crag Subscriber! | Permalink
  • TICKETS GO ON SAIL
    Posted 13 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lovelovelove.  This is why I need to read the forums more often!  Totally missing out on epicness such as this.
    Posted 13 months ago by muffin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Rook - I don't know what you're talking about.

    @Crag & Muffin - thanks! Check out the next fight on Tuesday! 

    ... Tell your friends!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ohhhhhh! Can't wait!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Me either :) Maybe I'll fight again :P Gotta try and regain my honor or something. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol well Liza stay away from the no no powder!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gotta convince my opponent we're not allowed to eat xD Long fight was long xP
    Posted 13 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • THE funniest thing I've seen in game yet!  I sent an FR to Xev.....
    Posted 13 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh yes, count me in tomorrow night.
    Posted 13 months ago by DragonBlack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've been watching this thread for a couple days now...and have decided that right now, it's the funniest, most twisted and interesting thing going on in Glitch!
    Tomorrow night, you say? I am SO in!
    Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught Subscriber! | Permalink