People, Glitchian's of UR your attention please!
We need to throw down the yoke of oppression and generally tyranny - when was the last time any of you got a pay rise from the current overlords? Never, thats when
That's why we're asking you to Vote for Quibba to be the first President of UR - he believes in free Spice, Purple, Pie, bacon and all manner of unmentionable joyful things - Want to get the world moving? Want lots of free stuff with no work, Then Vote for Quibba, the glitch with half a plan and half a mind to get you there!