A Key in a Patch
I was on a Home Street when a Patch started talking to me. I went to the wiki so I could copy/paste the exact message for reference, here it is:
- I likes you, an' I likes Mahir. Mahir was a Mabbit.
- Hur hur hur. Yus. Not Mabbit. Mabbite. Eleventy-Fousand yearas before you. Mahir buried fings in patches. Mahir liked patches. Sometimes he did bury musical blockses, and sometimes he did bury secret fings. Bits of Mabbite history an' stuffs.
- Hur hur hur! No I doesn't has 'em. I don't fink. But somewhere, in some patch, he left a key. An he said that if you FINDS it, you know the secret of the giants.
- No, wally. Made of metaphoricalisms, his key, that's what Mahir said.
I took this literally, and put a bunch of patches in my backyard, which I have been digging religiously, in hopes of finding this metaphorical, historical key. I'm starting to feel rather foolish.
Has anyone ever found something unusual in a Patch, other than a music box? Was the Patch just pulling my leg?