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Snow Bear and the Seven Cubimals

Once upon a time there was a little bear. She was called Snow Bear for no particular reason. She had seven cubimal friends, who she played with all the time, and a nice pair of lips. One day, though, the Juju Cubimal decided that their games were boring. He convinced the rest to break into a Glitch's house. "We're more than toys," he said, and all the other cubimals agreed!
Snow Bear was the only toy who didn't want to do it. "It's wrong," she said, but the Juju replied, "Think of the things you might find in there!"
"Food!" said the Piggy Cubimal.
"Ice!" said the Snowcone Vendor Cubimal.
"Shiny things!" said the Dustbunny Cubimal.
So Snow Bear relented and they broke in.

Well, there was food aplenty, awesome stews and pumpkin pies, and lots of drinks to satisfy their thirst, especially hooch which flowed freely from a spout in a weird wooden thing. There were many shiny things, too, and ice stuffed into a bag stuffed into a cabinet. Keys kept the Squid Cubimal happy, and the Juju Cubimal--well, he took everything!
But Snow Bear looked distressed, and the Chick and Cactus Cubimals asked her why. 
"I don't feel right, taking all this stuff," she said. But then the Piggy waddled up to her. "Look what I found!" he said, clutching an apple through his mouth (and speaking through his nose because of course that's how Piggies talk while eating).
Snow Bear had a weakness for apples, and this one was particularly bright and red. She looked at it and then reached for it and took a tentative bite.
But the apple was magical. It was shiny, cold, sweet, and delicious, so of course it was magical. And Snow Bear fell to the ground, overcome by the sheer magic of the magic apple.
There she lay. 
Since then, Emotional Bears have never been able to move. When dropped, they lie as if dead--because Snow Bear ate that darn apple. Cubimals, however, who feasted on awesome stew and hooch, can move pretty far--so far that glitchen must measure it in planks.
And Snow Bear? She's stuffed in my closet. Those apples are freakin' mine.
THE END

Posted 11 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • and the moral of the story is...get the heck away from Pinkkea's apples, or you'll end up a part of Ur's past as well.
    Posted 11 months ago by Fitzibitzin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • and the moral of the story is...get the heck away from Pinkkea's apples, or you'll end up a part of Ur's past as well.
    Posted 11 months ago by Fitzibitzin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Course it is.

    EDIT: From then on I disguised my apples as cherries. The disguise could only be removed by a certain...machine.
    Posted 11 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Best story ever :)
    Posted 11 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good story, lesson learned!  Now I know, it's OK to steal anything and everything but beware of Apples (and cubimals).
    Posted 11 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol, well done, Pinkkea. :)
    Posted 11 months ago by Oristia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so cute
    Posted 11 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ♥ ♥ ♥
    Posted 11 months ago by Miel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (In other words, LOVE)
    Posted 11 months ago by Miel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cute story.....made me smile!
    Posted 11 months ago by Breezy Meadow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • absolutely cute! <3
    Posted 11 months ago by Ancale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I LOBE this story! Illustrated and everything!
    Posted 11 months ago by Poppy Fields Subscriber! | Permalink
  • thanks for the fun story!
    Posted 11 months ago by Moehr Ossum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aww this was an awesome story. Thank you for sharing. It explains so much. Lol.
    Posted 11 months ago by Tenebrae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So does this make the Glitchmas Yeti the father of Snow Bear? It could explain why he's such a recluse.
    Posted 11 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aww!  Cute overload!
    Posted 11 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahahahaha. I love this ^.^
    So THAT'S why my emo bear always looks dead...Oh dear Zille, now I keep on thinking of zombie emo bears! NOOOOO!
    Posted 10 months ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Great story!  Thanks!
    Posted 10 months ago by MontytheGeek Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha ha. I do that with my bear too. First he was sacked out next to a bottle of hooch, but now he's out cold while listening to Friedrich lecturing endlessly.

    Thanks for the story :D
    Posted 10 months ago by Flowerry Pott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love this.... :D
    Posted 10 months ago by Katee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fabulous!
    Posted 10 months ago by Puzz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Great story! :)
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aww, that was so cute.
    Now we all know... Make like the JuJu and steal stuff! ;)
    Posted 10 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hehehe!!  Awesome!! :D

    <3!
    Posted 10 months ago by Ashbet2 Subscriber! | Permalink