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WTB Hell's Batender: A Personal Ad [ETA: The love of my life has been found.]

You:  You have a burning cubi in your bag.  One that might have broken your heart in the races.  He doesn't go fast, but he burns brightly, and he needs a loving home.  A forever home.  

Me:  I'm an average glitchen, with an empty space in my heart and in my SDB wall.  One that can only be filled by a cubi with a fiery passion for life.  I like long walks through Ur, love mining, cooking, and dying.  Willing to pay 175,000 currants dowry.  Sorry, I'm not looking for one night stands or cubi "escort" services.  Message me in game or leave something with my butler.  

Posted 5 months ago by Muppethead Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Oh, damn, I had one till one hour ago. If I find one I'll be glad to hook you up!
    I loved your ad so much!
    Posted 5 months ago by Lila Clemenceau Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Left a message with your butler - contact me, I have a HB for sale, thanks!
    Posted 5 months ago by Mnēmē Subscriber! | Permalink