It's time (almost). Time to let go, time to start afresh. Time to reset.
You said to make it painless, and we did our best job ripping off the proverbial band-aid for the last time. By the beginning of next test you'll find that most of your possessions have vanished. Here's a list of what to expect. This is, verily, the last test before the reset.
Everyone freak out! Or not. We haven't forgotten everything you've done to help Glitch make the unforgettable, addicting game it is, and there'll be another test (starting next week) before the flood gates open! You'll have Glitch to yourself for a little longer.
What will *you* be doing on the eve of this brave new Ur?
See also: a blog post on this very topic.