Now now, I know this sounds like a conspiracy theory...
But I've noticed whenever I see one of the two in the subject of a thread, I mistake it for the other.
What IF the thing we think is our beloved guide is ACTUALLY our destroyer in disguise? WHAT IF!?
Think about THAT next time he gives you a "quest." What is the deal with these quests, anyway? To what purpose to we work?
QUESTION AUTHORITY!