Look at your home...? What is it lacking...?
Glitchens?
Trees?
Pigs and butterflies?
It probably is missing a lot of these things but most importantly its missing YOUR VERY OWN Blasphemous Boggleblasting Blockmaker and Fantabulous Frogflaying Fuelmaker!
Now how can you get one of your own you ask...?
WELL GOOD SIR LOOK NO FURTHER AND ASK MARION TO DO SO!
Our skilled technicians will "professionally" install yours in your home for a low low fee of 7,500 Currants! ((WOW! WHAT A DEAL))
To show you how it is done...
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-Our skilled technician at work! No-no powder...? Purple flowers...? Crëpes...? Those don't belong to our technician... it must be a terrible household.
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-We uh.... decided to tint our lens purple for... uh... DEVILISHLY AWESOME EYEBLASTING EFFECTS! They're so great we call them DEFFECTS!!!!
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-...nothing to see here. CALM DOWN. SHOWS OVER, GET OUT OF HERE