A discussion arose in Global today wherein it was noticed the lack of boobies in Glitch. I propose this be fixed. Have the toy vendor sell a set of small birds (like these ). Give them verbs like "Boobie Smoosh" to press them against another player, or "Show Boobies" to flaunt your small flightless fowl. And if you Show Boobies enough, maybe a chance of earning Beads, or maybe a Shiny Object of No Intrinsic Value or something. The possibilities are endless. :)
EDIT: Changed the title since it was pointed out that people may think this is a request for porn or something. :)