You find an ancient object whilst hairballing it around Baqala. Say it looks like a raisin but it's actually an ancient dried up piggy plop. You have options with it, Drop, Give, or Lick. You know what happens when you lick a fresh piggy plop, the game gets all squeamish and tries to pretend it didn't happen. This time when you lick it, you turn into a pig. You get transported to any street with a multitude of pigs. You have to convince three players to pet/nibble you in order to turn you into a player again. Or maybe you have to just get one to hug you. But there are some twists:
You don't have any speech bubbles, anything you say only appears in local chat. So you have to get someone's attention and explain the situation and maybe even exactly which pig you are. How *you* will know which pig you are, I am not sure yet. Although I guess if your movements keys still work, you can find yourself pretty quick.
OR You can't talk or communicate in any way, but you do have some tools, such as everything in your bags--so for example, spinach still works for you. How awesome to be a pig jumping into a tree! That would sure get their attention. You can still get high on purple...maybe someone will notice your crazy pig grimaces. You can give people things, and they get the message, "A pig just gave you a bubble tea", now maybe they will notice you and pet you. But essentially you have to get someone to click on your little porky avatar and check your menu. Maybe at that point it tells them you are an enchanted pig, and please hug you back to Glitch form. Or maybe they will try to hogtie you and take you back to their pen in Alakol...good thing sentient pigs don't get charmed by pigbait...