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#### The Demon and the Chicken

The bartender asks if you know the joke about the Demon and the Chicken. Can anyone think of a good one?

Posted 8 months ago by Clayr | Permalink

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- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
  A: The demon made him do it.
  Ba-dum ching. Don't forget to tip your waiters.
  *ducking the rotten tomatoes*
  Posted 8 months ago by Koftun | Permalink
- *Starts throwing rotten grapefruits at Koftun* Lol, naw, that is better than what I could do! :P
  Posted 8 months ago by FTW BACON!! | Permalink
- Which crossed the road first, the demon or the chicken? The demon, he couldn't resit the free soon to be roasted chicken on the other side.
  Posted 8 months ago by BlackWolf | Permalink
- Demon and a chicken walk into a bar.
  The bartender says "No pets allowed."
  The demon asks "Are you still serving lunch?"
  Bartender : "yes"
  Demon : "The chicken will have a beer"
  Posted 8 months ago by BlackWolf | Permalink
- A guy holding a chicken enters an elevator with a demon already on-board. The demon asks, "hey, can I smell your chicken?" The guy holding the bird looks disgustingly at the demon and says "certainly not!" The demon takes a sniff of the air and says "oh, then it must be me."
  Posted 8 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue | Permalink
- Sandy Grout wins, in my opinion :)
  Posted 8 months ago by Shepherdmoon | Permalink
- Make me some eggs so I can devil 'em! (bad pun)
  Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- Demon sits down at the bar, orders some rum. Man walks in with an enormous rooster. Sets him down on the bar. Orders a drink for both himself and the rooster. The rooster pecks at his shot. The man downs his beer.
  Demon says, "What's with the rooster?"
  "Long story," says the man.
  Turns out the man found a lamp on a beach, rubbed it, out popped a genie.
  "You get one wish," says the genie.
  "I want to have a huge ****," says the man. "And there he is."
  Posted 8 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- A naked demon walks into a bar, with a chicken under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. The demon lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked demon says...
  *CRASH*
  I just couldn't resist the movie reference, sorry
  Posted 8 months ago by Viresse | Permalink
- Uhh, this? http://dinoplushero.blogspot.com/
  Posted 8 months ago by The Mighty Dino | Permalink
- A chicken and a demon walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Yussoth m'kar yggr's ph'tagn"
  The chicken clucks. The demon says "I'll have what he's having".
  Posted 8 months ago by MrVolare | Permalink
- I was walking home from the park, when I heard the sound of a chicken squawking loudly. The chicken sounded like it was quite frightened, so I became curious. I peered through some bushes and saw a man holding a chicken, performing some sort of ritual amongst dozens of candles. Suddenly a demon was summoned! The demon grabbed the chicken and quickly swallowed it whole. Then it spotted me. I took off running, but the demon gave chase. I was running across a parking lot when the demon hurled a lightning bolt at me! It missed me, but I was thrown through a door into a motel room. It was only then that I saw the naked prostitute in the bed. And that's the honest truth, officer.
  Posted 8 months ago by Shootsin Latters | Permalink
- Why did the chicken cross the busy road? To get closer to his innar demons.
  Posted 8 months ago by indiewindi | Permalink