We all know how downright inconvenient real life can be. Especially when we just wanna be Glitchin'. Can you blame us seeing as how Glitch is soooo much better than reality. Of course not and these are the reasons why.
I'll start with a few of my own and then you can proclaim to all the Glitchdom why you believe this to be true.
You can cook all day and never have to do the dishes.
You can drink all you want and never wake up huggin' the porceline throne