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[UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.

We're ALREADY fixing it!

Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!

Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.

Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • hapi music www.youtube.com/watch?v=89L...
    Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Need to comb my fox brb
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't think anyone's about to brush aside your concerns, litlc ...
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So glad mf - a comb-over is so wrong in every sense!
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Page 9, where art thou?
    Posted 7 months ago by Piratice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm checking pies - they gotta be ready soon
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since I can think of no more brush and comb jokes, this will have to be my parting comment.

    HAHAHAHAHAAAAA

    Get it? PARTing? God I love my jokes. SO MUCH.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmm... Withdrawal symptoms much  Sirentist?
    Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *hangs head*
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • pies?  how bout pot brownies, litlc?  
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ah, Sirentist. Puts me in mind of that great Simon and Garfunkle song, The Tangling Conversation.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wte...
    Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ugh... need another hot dog to match this gin and ambien haze....bbiab
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh geez scroob - i thought i put you to bed....
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Im so sorry it was just an accident. THERE I CONFESSED
    Posted 7 months ago by Ultra-Dynamic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Did you fart?
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You all are linking to people's profiles who you think are the culprits and I can't get anyone's profile to load. All I get is the Juju page.
    Posted 7 months ago by KatGamer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LITLC!
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If it's lice, will we have to shave all the Glitchen and foxes???
    Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 3 to the 2nd power oh ya
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *burps* >>> blows it at screen toward you
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bahaha, Mollie! 

    And I must go, for real. It snarly quarter past two in the morning hair. I'm sure by the time I come back they will have worked all the kinks and knots out.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bald is beautiful - so they say :)
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The answer to the problem is 42.
    Posted 7 months ago by Piratice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot is our hero! Also I'm shocked at how much of the jargonny things I nearly understood.

    >.>
    Posted 7 months ago by Abby Cadabra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hold the door - Siren - I'm going too
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *stirring barbicide* Hope I have enough shiny...
    Posted 7 months ago by Kai Plumeria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I knew it! Thanks Piratice
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Decision-making time-frame: Two Weeks.™
    Posted 7 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Agghhh math - runs away - have fun my fellow Glitchen!
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • night litlc
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If anyone needs updates on this thread, you can check this thread. We're working hard to hit you with the hard hitting facts. The facts are as hard as their hits, and they will hit you pretty hard.

    www.glitch.com/forum/genera...
    Posted 7 months ago by Haze Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Facts? I just want bacon and pie!
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ow... pelted on the nose... That'll leave a mark.
    Posted 7 months ago by Little Miss Giggles Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I need to reshuffle. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Its cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
    I'm all alone, more or less.
    Let me fly far away from here,
    Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

    I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose,

    Drinking fresh mango juice,
    Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
    Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
    Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

    I'll pack my bags and head into hyperspace

    Where I'll succeed at time-warp speed
    Spend my days in ultraviolet rays
    Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.

    We'll lock on course straight through the universe

    You and me and the galaxy
    Reach the stage where hyper-drive's engaged
    Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun,
    Fun, fun, fun, In the sun, sun, sun.
    Posted 7 months ago by Electric Wizard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Poor TS... working till midnight for us xD .
    Posted 7 months ago by violetdragon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah Red Dwarf! I'm gonna eat you little fishy! I'm gonna eat you little fishy~!
    Posted 7 months ago by Abby Cadabra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks Ama-gi; I'm going to watch Red Dwarf :-)
    Posted 7 months ago by Billybean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow, time flies while washing hot-dogs, Ambien and gin down.  i've been watching this silly thread for two hours now, which means I'm sufficiently EFFED up.  G'night my loverlies!   see you when the game is back up...er..., rather, when I am...

    G'nite Stooter's!  XXOXOXOXO WE LOOOVES YOUUUUUS
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay based on what we already know about the issue I did some research and found this documentary footage that may shed some light on the current situation:

    http://bit.ly/MFPE35
    Posted 7 months ago by The Cat Face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Seriously, those facts hit really, really hard.

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My piggies are probably hungry by now 
    Posted 7 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • With Stoot's latest update, I just hope the pie does not transform into a 'Rhubored' Pie.
    Posted 7 months ago by Hellyeah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Staff working on the decisions.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i smell a new item...
    Posted 7 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol @ The Cat Face
    Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • IxÆoN, dividers you think?
    Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love it Eye Wonder!
    Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG..Just Press..Something!!!!!...I set my table last night for breakfast, and woke up to this. I hope you guys aren't eating it..!! Well ok..I suppose I could always make more...go ahead ...eat it!..Might make you work faster. .. :) ..x

    Orange juice
    Fried Bread
    Large salad

    And..Rhubarb Pie For Stoot..Seeing he is over seeing the 5 nerds..LOL!!!
    Posted 7 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
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