Distillers were probably the most reliably secure object that you could own, even more secure than your cabinet. I'll explain below.
When on the floor of your house when you are away, a key holder has access to your cabinet, but doesn't have access to your distiller, they can't pick it up, or empty it, their only option is to fill it with more grain, corn, or potatoes.
If you need to use it outside of your house, you can carry it on you, but it will need to function when on the ground. As long as you don't move from where you placed your distiller, no one can take it, not even if you are afk (as long as you're in Ur or don't die and go to hell). This way, you can make hooch on the go.
You could think of it as a piggy feeder that won't fill over 80 (if you put in 1000 grain, only amount needed will be added), but can't be picked off the ground. And it makes hooch while you're away just like a meat collector takes in meat.
Get you Distiller at a local Hardware Vendor today!