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What kind of upgrade cards do YOU wish existed?

I don't think we've discovered all the cards yet and more are still to come, I hear. Still surely you have ideas for the perfect card, something you've always wanted to do in game. Let's hear them!

Paper Pusher - Harvest from paper trees twice per day.
Juju Smush - A keepable card that lets you walk through Jujus without them getting your stuff (good for one street or X amount of time). Kind of like getting the invincibility star in Mario!
Underwhelmed - Lets you get over that nostalgia and return to the ancestral lands X amount faster.

okay yes I spend a lot of time in the AL lol.

Posted 7 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Machinist - iMG bonus or thematic drops while using machines; ie, a metal machine might drop snails/woodmachine might drop planks/fuel machine might drop white gas or jellis/blockmaker might drop erfs.
    Posted 7 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • RUNNER - a card that lets you increase walking speed.
    Posted 7 months ago by Leelah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GOC SERIES

    Crown Master: Let's you change the color of your crown.

    Game of Alchemy: (Requires Chicken Dormant) Let's you turn the crowns locks into starfish.

    Background Series: (Requires Dragon Sejant) A bunch of upgrades that preserve the exact proportions of the arena, but let you change the style to things like Uralian or Groddle.

    Grand Crown Champion: (Requires Manatee Rampant) Multiplies the reward from GoC by 10. 

    INDUSTRIAL SERIES

    Mad Gasser: Doubles production limits for all gasses and reduces time by 25%.

    Mad Fruitmixer: Doubles production limits for all fruits and reduces time by 25%. 

    Mad Spiceblaster: Doubles production limits for all spices and reduces time by 25%.  

    Mad Bubblemusician: Doubles production limits for all bubbles and reduces time by 25%.   

    Seasoned Seasoner: (Unlocked with the two 2003 egg and bean seasoning badges, would be very expensive.) Halves time required to season Eggs and Beans, while reducing energy cost by 20%.

    Grill Jockey/Shaker Star/Blendini Wizard/Pothead Extraordinaire/Saucier Supreme/Knife Ninja/Baron of Fry: Doubles production limits for grill/cocktailshaker/blender/awesomepot/saucepan/knife+board/fryingpan and reduces the time to cook by 25%.
    Posted 7 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rainmaker: Your watering can waters a row of plots at once.  (3 plots on a 15-plot garden)
    Weed Whacker: You can hoe a row of plots at once.
    Expert tinker: Gives a chance to get iMG when repairing tools with your tinkertool.
    Cold-Hardy: You can eat an extra sno-cone before you get brain freeze.
    Optimist: +50 mood tank without affecting energy.
    Energizer: +50 energy tank without affecting mood.
    Posted 7 months ago by Lucille Ball Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Better yet, Pessimist: -50 mood tank without affecting energy.
    Posted 7 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rubbin' Away - Reduces wear and tear on your Alchemical Tongs.
    Posted 7 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for Pessimist!
    Posted 7 months ago by Lucille Ball Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Easily-Altered Mind: Increases the effective duration of Purple Flowers, Essence of Purple, and No-No Powder by 50%

    Imagination Concentration: A multi-level card that increases the number of people who can click on your Martial Imagination orb before it breaks. (This would require changing the orb display to a [current]/[max] format, such as 4/9 when you have 4 people on an orb that can hold 9 people safely.)

    Iconically Thrifty: Reduces the cost of tithing to Icons.
    Posted 7 months ago by Zigniber Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Giants' Beloved - Increases your chance of a giant-sized reward when doing the 3R's at an icon.
    Posted 7 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Beam me up, Scottie! : Your teleports and summons cost 30% less energy.
    License to Apparate:  Adds a daily map teleport.
    Side-Along Apparition Expert:  Adds one daily summons.
    TARDIS: Card that can be used in place of a teleportation token to teleport or imbue a script.
    Posted 7 months ago by Lucille Ball Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are all such perfect ideas! \o/
    Posted 7 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It would be cool if they added upgrade cards that are like the brain capacity ones except they effect the drain rates. They would basically work by subtracting something like 200 energy per upgrade from your currant max when it comes to calculating the drain rates. Have them cap at around 2/3 of your currant max to prevent things like negative drain rate. It would have to be quite an expensive card also.
    Posted 7 months ago by Melting Sky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Old School Skills: restore benefits of the skills before they were nerfed
    Posted 7 months ago by KayOh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A keepable (in-inventory) card that would allow you to pause any timers you have active for a minute or two (for those quick bathroom runs!)

    Only usable one at a time and might be best to add limits as to how often it could be used.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • a "send to hell" card with whitch you can send a glitch to hell loosing his energy and mood....
    only 1 card per glitch day maybe....

    so i can do my job ;)
    Posted 7 months ago by Sad Diablo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL Diablo! You would... 
    Posted 7 months ago by Zubes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That is the BEST idea of the day :) +1 Diablo. That would be awesome...in the middle of harvesting your crops...*POOF* dead. And in capitals written who to blame. Bit of action!
    Posted 7 months ago by ♠Tulip♠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • faster gardening.  You no longer see the animations when hoeing or watering. 
    Posted 7 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love all of the ideas here except for the send-to-hell card. Anything that takes away the element of choice or control over dying is not cool and if considered should be opt-in only. The griefing potential would be huge. On a personal note, something like this would alter my gameplay significantly (I have made it my goal to not die, in which I've been successful since launch). If I screw it up myself, it's one thing, but making it possible for anyone to alter my gameplay so irreversibly...that would make me stop playing. That's fine if it's a turn the game takes, but I will choose to not be along for the ride.
    Posted 7 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • shame on u if u didn't visit hell yet ;)
    but i agree the griefing could be a problem... it should be limited to 1 send per day per person ;)
    Posted 7 months ago by Sad Diablo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • scoop-a-licious -- bonus to jellisac harvests .
    Posted 7 months ago by serenitycat Subscriber! | Permalink