Long have I dwelled in my bog house/hooch distillery/drug manufactory, and due to the unreasoning terror I suffer that the fireflies will lock me out if I leave, find myself brewing more than I can drink. As such, I shall make you potions/hooch/tinctures. For free!* I can even provide prescriptions** from my in-house*** medical adviser, Dr. B. Fly. Just send a frog to get past the Grade AAA Block Barrier, and I'll set to work!
Now, for some pesky limitations...
First, my offer extends to players who cannot make their own pharmaceuticals, but crave Le Purple Voyage (or other experiences). Although I know it is cruel to those elders among us, my primary aim is to let players without resources/skills give these potions a try.
Second, I'm not in the business of farming guano. If your desires involve batterfly droppings, go take a bath. Once clean, please supply the guano.
On that note, if you /do/ supply excess guano, you can skip this 'First come first served' limitation. Sans guano, potions will be supplied as fast as I can keep growing them.
So act now, while I'm still able to keep altering the chemical makeup of my bathtub Door Drink to keep me one step ahead of the Bureaucrocs, and you one step ahead of the next leap home.
*Not entirely free. You will need to pay postage to the frogs. My in-game mailbox is how I'll organize delivery.
**The prescription is to massage butterflies. It's all he'll tell people to do.
***If someone knows how to get a butterfly out of my house, I'd appreciate it.