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Crazy Made Up Rumors About Next Test (for entertainment use only)

Make up something up.

• They've added alarms and LoJack tracking devices to machines.
• Jumping now costs credits.
• Rube is now a playable character.
• Glitches can now have babies.
• Pigs are now ridable.
• There are now Nut Trees but nuts can only be carried in special sacks. You can guess what they are called.

Posted 19 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • In a new quest, Glitchizens have to band together to kill The Rook.   Ultimately, they succeed but the Rook comes back and is now a zombie who eats Glitchizens unless they are traveling in groups (following each other, with a group of at least 4 together at all times)
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • New food: Tofu flavored bacon
    Posted 18 months ago by Freeman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - Glitches will now be able to dance. Disco and flash mob parties replace traditional apocalypse parties. Roller skates to follow.
    - Dirt piles will occasionally give you gold.
    - Glitches will be able to take dirt and planks to make forts. Snowball fights to come in the winter.
    - Due to a falling out over hourly wages, the yoga froggy auction delivery system to be replaced with piggies with mail sacks attached to their backs. Froggies have been downgraded to "closed door body guards".
    - Hell has been completely reworked. it is now another bureaucratic hall that you can leave after waiting in line.
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The lizards from Bureaucratic Hall go on strike.  No one can get papers or travel the subway because the lizards are picketing both the Hall and all but one of the subway stations, which changes randomly.  

    If you manage to make it onto the subway, good luck getting off because the lizards may be picketing the station you get off at and will beat you with the signs.  Teleporting off the subway will not work.  

    You may be able to get past the lizards if you're lucky or can distract them from hitting you with a sign.  If you die on the subway instead of going to Hell you become one of the picketing lizards (which becomes a sub-game where you are pitted against other Glitchizens who have this as a new quest for trying to find the open subway station and escape it without dying) for an indeterminate amount of time.
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Vampire batterflies, werechickens and pig zombies (your pigs dissolve into piles of chops that slap you about the face and limbs until dead).
    Posted 18 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The previously unknown indigenous tribes of Bortola take umbrage with Glitchian expansionist policies. :: Combat 1,2,3,4,and 5 added to skill tree.
    Posted 18 months ago by Meezley Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • The add in Dirt Pile... No, the other type of piles. It is not a popular addition.
    • A Win Flame War skill is added but, again, you need the Impossible Achievement. Which is fair, since their are no winners in a flame war. We all lose.
    • Meat Bricks (yes, I am going to keep asking for them.)
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 1. Robin Hood visits us! if you have over 10k currants, you go to hell, every 100 currants above 10k currants earns you an extra hour(glitch time) in hell!
    2. every weekend, there are wrestling marches, the one that is coming up is... EGGS AGAINST YOGA FROGS!!!
    3. all of the yoga frogs that the giants imagined have turned against us! everytime a frog comes near you, it will throw dirt piles(the other kind) at you!
    Posted 18 months ago by feifei Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • Meth labs.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A new rock called "amirite" is introduced.  
    Posted 18 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -room to carry 20 bags,instead of 16;
    -bigger bags now hold 20 items,instead of 16;
    -spice racks now have 20 slots for spices,instead of 16...
    (hmmm,and why 16???)
    Posted 18 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WhizGidget, that's...horrifying...:D
    Posted 18 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cupcake, I know it's horrifying... that's why I suggested it! (But I could see it working in the game too)

    My daughter had another idea involving a large quest to defeat the rook, but I think she's going to suggest it as a real idea in the ideas forum. 
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The gigantic stone Kukubee heads are alive now, and draw pictures on everyone walking past.
    Posted 18 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Robin Hood and his Merry Men have taken over Groddle Forest.
    Posted 18 months ago by 1padme Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crossover marketing with the Henson team to bring Doozers online from the Fraggle Rock set to do our project bidding. All that Doozer unemployment must be solved somehow!
    Posted 18 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • First live test for the paper cut algorithm.
    Posted 18 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We get sparkly wands to use. We learn to use them at a school called Pigfarts Intergalactic Academy of Wizardry. We can use them for Magic.(I want to practice BLACK magic!)
    Akakol's severe fog probelm clears up.
    It rains in the Heights occasionally.
    There are houses in Ix. But you have to fly to get up to them.
    The floating on a cloud buff turns literal. You are REALLY floating.
    The devs will invent a way to get rid of those dang emblems when they get sick of people mailing them emblems (let's mass emblem mail em! Nah, joking...) 
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Expanding on the floating on a cloud buff, it actually turns you into Lakitu.

    Meditative Arts 4 released - learning allows you to cast an Aura sphere to lower another's energy.
    A test following will introduce the spoon improvement for the tinkertool that will add the ability to use a psychic attack to block Aura sphere and return the damage.
    An improvement for the emotional bear will add teeth to the test following the prior one. It will add the ability to Crunch a user of the spoon and return the damage.
    The test following the prior one then makes it so that Only one of these skills is enabled at once, and is changable once per real life day.

    The main quest is introduced! Using the prior, Crunch, Aura sphere, Spoon (Cr/As/S) battle system, you go on a quest to recover the hectagon forces of Bravery, Smarts, and Strength, so you can prove yourself worthy of attempting to collect the 11 Molybdenum Emblems. There is only one of each, and one player must bring them all together by battling the rook titans and other players. This is all so they can face the final boss, and holder of the grand prize... He has a B in his name...

    Stoo...

    You know him well...

    nah, kevbob, stoot has better things to do, and couln't be fussed. The grand prize? Is it a trip to the offices? A cash sum? A trophy to show your mastery...?

    ...No, it's a piece of ticker tape... in game... and you're legally banned from talking about what happened ever again.
    Posted 18 months ago by Rednic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Trophy cases that show all my trophies.
    Posted 18 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Off-Track Betting shops have opened on every major street, and are now accepting bets on testers' leaderboard positions.  Winners receive gameshow tickets and tax bills.
    Posted 18 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Baqala is overrun with fire ants and no one will do street projects there. Closed sign hung on the area till pest control comes in.
    Posted 18 months ago by 1padme Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Posting on the forums now requires Piety 2.
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There are unisex   portapotties next to each shrine.....
    Posted 17 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so we can't use the shrines as potties anymore? no wonder the giants hate me
    Posted 17 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • .Spice racks now have 17 slots.  One for every spice and an extra one for allspice!
    Posted 17 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • devs cannot play the game now
    you must be 1 year old to play
    memberships are free now
    Posted 17 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • Death is now permanent.
    Posted 17 months ago by Vordus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • one real thing piety is now available.It no longer need the impossible achivment.
    Posted 17 months ago by koolaroo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sharks with frickin lazors x.x
    Posted 17 months ago by Albus Rookslayer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @KitkatCat -- +100000 for your Pigfarts reference, and will you marry me? I think you're supermegafoxyawesomehot.

    Also, if I were the Devs, I would read this thread closely for new ideas. =[ Some of these are great.
    Posted 17 months ago by Arii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The tutorial has been scrapped and replaced by a pile of spinach and a copy of the Lord of the Flies 
    Posted 17 months ago by Christine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • testing only goes on for a second. and there is only one test per year!!
    Posted 17 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
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