I was told to "Beware the Ides of Tii". I thought chickens were pretty suspect to begin with (where are they hiding all that grain?), but now they really creep me out.
From the description the chicken gave me, I'm quite looking forward to the event.
"poisonings, insanification, spontaneous explosions. ... ... gravity sucks and sudden baldness. I've seen it all."
I can't wait! Couldn't get the chicken to tell me when...
Oh man. I got all those warnings too. It's already bad enough that the crabs are becoming hipsters. Now the chickens and trees are talking too? What is this world coming to?