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[fixed] Dyslexic barnacles and pigs in my bathroom.

I recently bought a new house, and off the bat I noticed two problems. One annoying, and one really annoying. I'll start with the less-annoying one and work my way up.

Problem 1:
See if you can spot what's wrong with this picture.
Must be one of those Escher-designed buildings.

Now that that's out of the way, let's move on to the bigger issue.

Problem 2:
MY JOHN'S INFESTED WITH PIGS!
I swear to Pot that there are piggies in my bathroom wall! Everyone says I'm crazy, but I can distinctly hear the sound of oinking right behind me every time I try to relieve myself! I can't even tell you how many times the oinking's caused me fall down the hole! I may have managed to wash off the odor, but I'll never be able to get rid of the stain on my soul.

So in conclusion, please send your top barnacle/pig correctional experts to my house. I'll pay you in barnacle mortar and meats.

Posted 18 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Lol..noticed the same thing with my friend's barnacles.  She also had butterflies stuck in her basement to the far left, off the screen.  Spent some time freeing them...she thinks she got them out and only had to make a mid-sized hole in the basement wall...she also has fireflies seeping into the bottom floor from the basement...looks like a firefly rug, or glowing roaches...lol...
    Posted 18 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I noticed the seeping fireflies today at Cupcake's party. They have no problems flying through wood :p
    Posted 18 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just wanted to say what a fantasticly funny and creative bug report. :D
    Posted 18 months ago by Faereluth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Piggy noises could be very unsettling in room of such crticial contemplation as the bathroom. This is not an area where you would want to be put off just at the vital moment. This sounds like an urgent problem and should immediately be brought to the attention of either the pig removal pen or an exorcist.

    maybe thats what has upset the barnacles too? maybe next test you need a big exorcism party with appropriately dressed colleagues and accessories.

    I will send you my best wishes that your solitary meditative moments in your bathroom shall henceforth be uninterrupted and that your barnacles untwist themselves and stop torturing your visual senses.

    good luck!
    Posted 18 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thrindos- The pig has been moved to the basement area. Unfortunately the barnacles are stuck that way for the time being. Hopefully the fact that you no longer have a peeping pig in your bathroom will make the other issue less of a problem for you :-).
    Posted 17 months ago by Jade Subscriber! | Permalink