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Jousting! Why can't we have jousting?

Jousting would be so great. We could ride the piggies or whatever.

Jousting would keep this game from being so girlie and so "my little pony" and cute and whatever.

We could use the machines to make armor. It would be so freakin fun and there would be great badges and achievements and awards .

We could have tournaments and feasts too.  We could have CHEERLEADERS!  This is a must!  This must happen.

Posted 9 months ago by Smashin Grab Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I think we should ride chickens!
    Posted 9 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No horses...maybe we can get horse heads on a stick horses. Those are so lifelike and all.
    Posted 9 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lobe. all of this. Lobe. 
    Posted 9 months ago by Morena Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 1) Jousting would be cool.
    2) Nothing wrong with cute games that attract female players.
    Posted 9 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ride the pig!
    Posted 9 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Inspired by this, I'd like to be able to hold Butterfly fights.  But they can only be done in a basement.
    Posted 9 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The first rule of Butterfly club is: you do not milk at butterfly club.
    Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Do the butterflies fight with, ahem, butterfly knives?
    Posted 9 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Definitely!  Fortunately, there are butterfly stitches on hand.

    "Float like a butterfly.  Sting like Mack the Knife."
    Posted 9 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • stick horses, and not just for jousting! :) 
    Posted 9 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes!  Stick horses would be so awesome!  Especially if, despite obvious stitches, yarn manes and button eyes, they occasionally shook their heads and whinnied.
    Posted 9 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Make the jousting a party pack so it would be more like a tournament!
    Posted 9 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink