So, we have delivery frog. He's light, small, wears a beanie, does yoga.
But we know we cannot ship a BAG of stuff through the mail system.
So, for lack of a better word, I'm proposing TDS (toad delivery service) -- It's slow, might take a day or so -- but it gets it there.
On the user end, here's what happens.
A toad the size of a small office building suddenly descends. Nearby chickens squawk. There might be a few crushed trees.
We have to leap to take delivery, for so huge is the Delivery Toad.
The good news is, the toad can transport bags of stuff.
Slowly. Inconveniently. Destructively. Inevitably.
And he wears a v. tiny beanie.
Upon delivery, he vomits out your bags.
You have seconds to grab them.
Then he leaps away, crushing more things in his wake.
I really need to switch to decaf.
~CTP