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Why are planks edible?

...they're planks. Of wood. And you can eat them. And gain energy. Why is this?

Posted 13 months ago by Kestin Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • cuz this is glitch ;)
    Posted 13 months ago by Clone Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Touche. XD
    Posted 13 months ago by Kestin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't prefer to eat them. I'd rather give them to piggies or batterflies
    Posted 13 months ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fiber.
    Posted 13 months ago by Garney Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's like asking why do we get grain from chicks instead of eggs. It just is.
    Posted 13 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Planks are edible because it is an ingredient used to make cedar plank salmon.
    Posted 13 months ago by Macs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WHY AREN'T YOU EDIBLE?
    Posted 13 months ago by Crocen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's the fruit of the wood tree, so of course it's edible!

    ...

    Glitches are tough little things.  Never forget that.
    Posted 13 months ago by Clockwork Rabbit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Get your vampire teeth change your clothes and look like a termite, makes sense to me. lol
    Posted 13 months ago by Snarbolax Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's not a generally known fact, but gnawing on a plank of wood can stave off starvation for almost a day, in the same way that shoe leather can. The act of chewing and mastication fools the brain into thinking its receiving nourishment.

    As a survival tip, it's not a very popular one, although it does see a lot of use among lumberjacks when they run out of lacy underwear to devour.
    Posted 13 months ago by VenMalakim Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glitchen need more fiber in their diets.
    Posted 13 months ago by SpookyJester Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We-ell, in RL some of the "added fiber" in processed foods does come from wood cellulose, so...
    Posted 13 months ago by Zurin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The real question is: WHY ISN'T PAPER EDIBLE??

    I want to be able to eat notes instead of throwing them into a shrine.
    Posted 13 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gah. Flashbacks to the 70's and commercials featuring outdoorsman Euell Gibbons hawking Post's 'Grape Nuts' cereal.

    "Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts *are* edible ..."
    Posted 13 months ago by TK-855 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • paper becomes edible when used as an ingredient for birch candy:)
    Posted 13 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Planks are edible so that there can be a purpose besides zealotry for wood trees to exist.

    I put all my planks in the piggy feeders.
    Posted 13 months ago by Parrow Gnolle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're asking that in a game where you can milk butterflies and eggs grow on trees?  Really?  LOL.
    Posted 13 months ago by Valen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 Pascale. I want to eat notes!
    Posted 13 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can taste pig plops too.  :: shrugs ::
    Posted 13 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink