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Dear Beebs - An Advice Column

Dear Fellow Glitchen,

A fascinating, edgy, hard boiled newsletter is coming soon from a few rogue Glitchs including myself: The Glitchen ImaginatUr. (If you would like to contribute feel free to click the link!)

My addition to this lovely little endeavor is an advice column. Now, don't misunderstand, I'm not the most Ur savvy Glitch, but I would like to offer my thoughts on any sort of problems you might find yourself in during your travels. Trouble finding the Glitch of your dreams? Addicted to squeezing chickens? The Giants vs Cannibal Robots: who would win? Irrational fear of Bubble Trees? Rational fear of Bubble Trees?

Your question just might appear in the next issue of The Glitchen ImaginatUr.

Tell me what's on your mind. I'm listening. . . . .  most of the time.

Much Love,
Beebs

P.S. You can send your questions via e-mail to Beebs.Advice@gmail.com

P.S.S. View the paper here: http://www.theimaginatur.com/

Posted 14 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • i need your help.  i really, really like a glitch guy, but i don't think he knows i'm alive.  i've given him gifts and talk to him almost every day but he doesn't respond.  should i get more aggressive? 

    hey - i thought you were listening??!!
    Posted 14 months ago by little peep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Deer Beebs,

    The other day I found myself thinking about Cosma while meditating, which caused me some unexpected metaphysical concern. Given that I was thinking about Cosma, yet I, myself, am a thought in Cosma's head, does that set up any weird chain reactions that could cause holes in the universe to open up? Will it cause my strawberry crops to turn into parsnips or transform my butterflies into batterflies?

    Yours,
    Cosma-cly Confused
    Posted 14 months ago by Eleni Ivanova Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    Why?

    Eagerly awaiting reply,

    Eva
    Posted 14 months ago by Evadrepus Terramere Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs;
    I am finding that I love my piggies more than I love most people I know in RL.  Is that a good or bad thing?  Should I tell my RL boss about my piggy-love?  

    Sincerely;
    In Hog Heaven
    Posted 14 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    This one time... this REALLY BAD THING happened and it made me ever-so-saddies.  Can you help?  (No-no powder tends to do the trick!)

    Yours truly,
    Ur Making Me Sad
    Posted 14 months ago by Wiggles The Fluent Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    I've heard that too much work and not enough play makes Jack a dull boy. Is this true?

    Regards,

    Working At The News Desk Across The Room
    Posted 14 months ago by DJTch7 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The paper is up! Find out the answer to your questions here: Dear Beebs

    Also feel free to send me some more questions at beebs.advice@gmail.com.
    Posted 14 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *so proud of the Beeb*
    Posted 14 months ago by Jia-pop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am proud of Beebs too :-)
    Posted 14 months ago by ennuienta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • dear beebs - that was soooo cute.  thanks for picking my question.  well worth waiting for - advice divine!!
    Posted 14 months ago by little peep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,
      
        Why are wood trees cleared? We need wood trees and yet some seem to not think and clear cut them away. How can a community stand for such disregard for the needs of others?
    Posted 14 months ago by Rosencrantz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    What's the difference between Senor Funpickle and a regular pickle?
    and, should I play with my pickles on a regular basis?

    - pickled under pressure
    Posted 14 months ago by Zeezee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Moar of these too. :3
    Posted 14 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs;
    Ever since I was present for a Rook attack,  I have been having nightmares.  I dream the rook is heading at me, talons first, and is about to carry me away.  Then I wake up and I have feathers in my mouth.  How can I stop the nightmares?  Is this a real rook attack?    Any why are my chickens looking at me funny in the morning?

    Signed,
    Night terrors
    Posted 14 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's that time again! Send me your questions or post them here!

    @Kooka I missed yours for the last issue but I'll include it in the next one. ;)
    Posted 14 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,
    I think I've been mining too much. Open skies give me a rash. I don't remember what trees look like. I try to whack everything I see with a pick. I think I should get out more, but who'll finish off the leftover nubs if I do?

    Miningly yours,
    Moar rocks
    Posted 14 months ago by Zurin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    I... I think I'm in love with Cosma.  But she is so focused on the natural delights of Ur that I don't even know if she's aware of my existence.  Even when I leave her gifts she compares me (lyrically) to winds, sunrises, skies, etc.  Her every word is poetry in my ears - but how do I make her take notice of me?

    Also, she's a giant, and as far as I know, I exist only as one of her thoughts.  Is this impossible and should I give up now?

    cosma-ic crush
    Posted 13 months ago by Lara Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear Beebs,

    I have a big problem. I hope you can help me. It started in the Tower of Jethimadh. There, this dreadful ghost gave me my first Random Kindness. 
    First I just bestowed some friends with it. First I did ask them, but after some time i did it without asking, I thought it was fun. Just once in a while.They didn't mind that much then.
    But then I got more of them, through gardening and that is when it got ugly. 
    I started bestowing random people that I found sleeping on the roadside. And now, I really don't know what to do anymore, It got outa hand. I am forcing it on random people that are awake. Everywhere and all the time.  My friends say that it's annoying and ignominious and I should seek help. 
    There is only few that know what I tell you now. Sometimes, when there is no one around to bestow, like when I am by myself in the street that I live, I drop food infront of my neighbors homes. Sometimes the place is so messy, food everywhere. Please, there must be something that I can do to stop this.
    I am afraid my friends an neighbors are gonna turn their back on me, if I am not able to control this. Please help.

    the compulsive bestower
    Posted 13 months ago by Ancale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was out sick for the last issue, but I'm back in action and still need your questions! All of the question askers above will be answered in Issue 4! ;)
    Posted 13 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink