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Kangaroos

I have decided that Glitch needs kangaroos.  Not just any kangaroos; no, glitch needs drunken kangaroos.  They could wander some region or another, and for a stash of beer, could be bribed to stay at your home and harvest your trees in your absence until they fill their pouch.  Each harvest costs a beer, and when the beer runs out they drop the goodies and leave, and you must tempt another with malted barley goodness.  

Yes, this is important.  

Posted 8 months ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • It is important. You could even set little beer paths out to try and coax the kangaroo. 
    Posted 8 months ago by Kristen Marie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1!   I think they'd fit in nicely in the Ancestral Lands.
    Posted 8 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • and honey badgers.
    Posted 8 months ago by Juvia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This idea will only work if we can box them for glory and prizes.....
    Posted 8 months ago by JillyBean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is serious stuff. Make it happen, chop cho!
    Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey, I voted for kangaroos. But nooooooo, everybody insisted on sloths.
    Posted 8 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You voted for it, you got it!
    Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I didn't, and forgot they were a candidate, but kangaroos giving fibers or chewing metal rods wouldn't have been a good use of their beer-sodden bodies.  
    Posted 8 months ago by Red Sauce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The occasional drunken Kangaroo would be right in character with the ancestral lands.  I'm not sure about the rest of it though.   I would rather he/she be the AL counterpart of the crab with all the musicbox logic the crab has.  
    Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BUMP goes the drunken kangaroo.
    Posted 8 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for drunken kangaroos
    Posted 8 months ago by Oristia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Punch the Kangaroo and he punches you back!
    Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Kangaroos don't need to get drunk to take a punch at you. They are complete bastards 24/7.

    As an Aussie I guarantee you it is the drunken wombats you need to look out for. Thus the legend that is Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat and the phrase 'to crack a fat' (open a beer).
    Posted 8 months ago by Cleops Subscriber! | Permalink
  • punch bump!
    Posted 8 months ago by Scarlett Bearsdale Subscriber! | Permalink