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A Little This and That (Feel free to contribute)

I remember we used to have a thread like this is FS. It was hilarious.

Scene 1 begins as camera focuses on several devs, surrounding an oak meeting table, and chuckling quietly to themselves. The wallpaper has pictures of all sorts of Glitchy things against a white background, with labels saying what they are. A Butterfly Milker decorates one wall, while a Piglet adorns another. The boss at the head of the table grins, and claps his hands several times to get the attention of his employees.

Stoot: *grinning smugly* So, have they received the rumor? About us opening on the 12th?
Kevbob: Yes boss. I bet right now, they're all at their computers, slack jawed and wide eyed, and going totally NUTS. They're so incredibly addicted now, so I bet we could get them to gift their cars to us for a week of Glitch *evil chuckle*
Stoot: So, when do you think we'll REALLY open? This is going to be so fun! *laughs evil laugh*
Kevbob: Let's keep em waiting for a few more days. I bet by Friday they'll be in need of counselling. 
Eric: Ok, but.... *clearly hesitating* Don't you think they'll come and get us once they realise that we are toying with them, while pushing out features that we already planned, done, and wrote the program for? 
Stoot: Nah, there's no way they'll figure out where we really are. They'll think we're either in Vancouver or San Francisco. There's no way they'll know we're really in LA.

*Alarm blares immediately*

Stoot: I guess I stand corrected.
Eric: Uhh..... I think it's them...... it looks like a mob of them middle aged ladies, and uh-oh....... I think they just took out one of our security guys........ And the potted plant..... and Beefcake, he must have sounded the alarm after seeing them on his trip to get coffee.......... and OH MY GIANT, MY CAR! A GROUP OF THEM JUST FLATTENED MY CAR!!!!!
Stoot: HIDE!!!!

*scene fades to black*

So, what do you think? I'll be posting sequels if you think this is cool.
ETA: The list of abbreviations have gotten pretty long. Here are several.
MALs: Middle Aged Ladies. Ongoing joke, brought over by FS, about how no one but middle aged ladies play the game. Or express violence when not being able to play. 
RU: Retractable Umbrella. One of the primary MAL weapons.
RUWMALs: Retractable Umbrella Wielding MALs. See above.
AFAP: As Fast as Possible. Like ASAP.
WT: Walkie Talkie.
ROFLMAOPIMP: Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissing in my pants (try saying that quickly, 3 times) . How our writers here hope you react to this thread. 
Cast
RM: Rascalmom. It's her initials. One of the leading ladies in the screenplays. Writes scenes, sometimes.
Mare: Full name Marebito. Also another leading lady.
KkC: Me. Also initials. Instigator of thread, and occasionally acts like a gator.
Many other people, probably way too long a list, who I'm extremely thankful for the support. And thanks for allowing us to use your names. 
Devs: Developers. List and positions here (credits to Lellie for that).

Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • /me wants game to open and is going nuts... >.<

    game chat really need emote action.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lilla My Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love it KitkatCat!  
    +1 for sequels :D
    Posted 18 months ago by Ebil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ok then Ebil. I shall work on Scene 2. If anyone else comes up with something, I'd like to see it here too! I need to do some creative writing to get my mind off the fact that the game's closed. My twisted mind just CAN'T stop churning out crazy sitcom scenarios like that one. 

    Scene 2
    A bunch of devs and programmers are working furiously at their computers. Everyone once in a while, the leader (Jono, Myles is on leave) recieves orders from a walkie-talkie, and occasionally says, "We're working on it AFAP boss," down the walkie talkie. His mobile phone rings, and he has to leave the room after checking the caller ID.
    Stoot: *whispers* Jono, we're stuck in a supply closet in our top secret HQ, while it is being torn apart by middle aged ladies looking for us! I'm sure they won't let us out till Glitch is on again!
    Jono: I know boss, you informed me of the sitch just 10 minutes ago. We're working on it as fast as possible. But we do have one problem.......
    Stoot: WHAT IS IT? Hurry up and fix it, it's really cramped in here with Eric and Kevbob. *mutters under breath* I must remember to upgrade all supply closets of my future hideouts so they will fit at least 3 grown men........
    Kevbob: *mutters* It's weird, it's like they heard our conversation in the meeting room just now. Don't tell me the hide out is bugged.....?
    Jono: It's just that, we haven't thought of a haiku to post in 'Game Status' part of the Home page.
    Stoot: WHAT???!!!! YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT THAT WHILE WE'RE ABOUT TO BE TORN LIMB FROM LIMB BY-
    Eric: *whispers* Shhh boss, I think they heard you.
    Stoot: Uh-oh. 
    Kevbob: Oh NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
    RM: *Evil and slightly deranged laughter*
    *phone call ends abruptly*
    *Jono is left standing in the hall, looking worried , while scene fades to black.*
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 kkc:-)

    The MALs have handbags, right? How else can they hope to deal with this one: beta.glitch.com/profiles/PI...
    Posted 18 months ago by Lellie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yup, and I really should find a way to include Beefcake in the sitcoms.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I look forward to reading this, lol ..

    Here is a link for inspiration:
    www.glitch-strategy.com/wik...
    Posted 18 months ago by Lellie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks Lellie! This would be a great help, as far as information goes!
    PS:  Could you remember who wrote the sitcoms in FS? I'd like them to come and write.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sorry no, I do remember even seeing any .. but have visited the wrong forums:-) Wait .. I do remember helping someone write one once .. give me a few and I will see if I can remember her name .. Update: just had a look at rm's master list for inspiration .. sorry cannot remember, am i dire need of my old(er) spice. TPs to Glitch HQ to lend a hand ..

    Btw .. if you look at the avis via the link, you will see many have just suited up in almost full armour!  Obviously they do not yet know that MAL + handbag is lethal weapon #1 ..
    Posted 18 months ago by Lellie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • omg...just looked at Lellie's link to the wiki...had no idea Beefcakes' position was 'Quality Ass' ... lol 

    KKC ~ luv the scenes - please continue on.

    ...as for the writers from FS, IIRC, the one I remember most was Faunaphile...there was also 'Fauna In Black' who did lots of games tired up with scenes like yours.

    *** truly wish I had been smart enough to copy some of those things to keep...ah well...***
    Posted 18 months ago by Firestone1960 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol, yeah Lellie. Oooh, inspiration coming in, so I'll start another one. Think this will be shorter than the others tho. Hopefully it won't offend anyone if I use their names. It's for the interests of the mental health of me, and people like me who keep refreshing the home page.
    Scene 3
    The MALs, handbags in hand, with slightly crazed looks in their eyes from lack of Glitch, grin as they see RM returning, dragging Stoot, Eric, and Kevbob behind her. Behind them, Beefcake is tied to an office swivel chair and unconscious. The devs glup nervously. Cupcake shrugs innocently as other MALs start drawing out their retractable umbrellas from their handbags.
    Eric: *groans* Oh no, it's Cupcake. It must have been her. But how did SHE know?
    Cupcake: I eavesdropped an a phone conversation. They extorted the information from me. And KkC pretended to be a pizza girl as she planted bugs all over the place.
    Kevbob: See, I told you that was no ordinary pizza girl! Normal pizza girls don't ask to reheat the pizzas using the office microwave, and they definitely don't drop pepperoni all over the place! And she forgot to give back our change, too!
    Cupcake: Anyway, I think the ladies here have something interesting planned for you. I think it involves duct tape, but I'm a bit sketchy on the details. 
    RM: Oh yeah, it involves duct tape alright..........
    *scene fades to black, as devs are bound and gagged*
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah, I think Faunaphile started the thread, but I think OlyGolly added a lot too. Either that, or she starred in the scenes. 
    ETA: I think another person who starred in the thread a lot is MA.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ideas for cut scenes:
    1) Smallish posse of MALs go look for the source of the spice flow.
    2) Another group go look for the Glitch master switch. With planks and duct tape ..
    3) Armour can rust.
    4) What about the wimmin devs?
    Posted 18 months ago by Lellie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmm........ my idea was that they hog-tied the 4 devs they have at the moment, but then, it's too boring. Can someone out there think of something, or is my slightly brief career as a screenwriter over? Maybe I'll sleep it over. Or rather, more likely, I'll stay up all night refreshing the home page. Or maybe this thread is gonna get buried. Can someone bump it for me while I'm asleep?
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aha! Inspiration!
    Scene 4
    In a exotic and relaxing resort in Hawaii, a cell phone rings. Myles, who was sunbathing by the pool grumbles when he sees the caller ID.
    Myles: Myles!, official Smelly Game Engineer WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE ON LEAVE speaking, who's using the Glitch HQ phone to call me?
    Jono: Jono here. Myles, we has a crisis here. Stoot, Eric, Kevbob and Beefcake are about to be hog tied by a mob of Glitch-deprived MALs, lead by RM the nudist. *adds* Don't tell boss I said that. Apparently we're not supposed to call our testers nudists. *walkie-talkie cackles* Oh yeah, hang on a moment....... Yes, and apparently there's duct tape involved. Ouch.
    Myles: The day I feared has finally come. They pushed them too hard. *mutters under breath* I KNEW that opening on the 12th rumor was NOT a good idea........
    Jono: So, what do we do Myles, WHAT DO WE DO???!!!
    Myles: Ok, calm down first. Big breaths. Ok, now, we have only 2 courses of action. One, open the game. The simplest option.
    Jono: But.......
    Myles: No haiku? Great. We can't open without that haiku because they have incredible eyes for details. There's no way we can open without some form of poetry. Not without bringing the HQ crashing down around us. Which leaves the second course of action. 
    Jono (in hopeful tones): Sit back and think of one?
    Myles: No. We round up the rest of the team and stage a rescue.
    *scene fades to black as Myles packs his suitcase and buys a plane ticket for a direct flight to LA (with Mission Impossible theme song in the background), while Jono wonders why he ever took this job*
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh Kitkatcat, it's so good - bigged-toothed grin on my face right now.
    I'm no writer - I have to work on letting my inner crazy out a bit more.
    Love it!
    Posted 18 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lmao "AFAP" If you don't mind KKC, I would like to add sections to this thread :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Djoe6897 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is great keep it coming. :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Piece of Serenity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL!  I loved these in the FS Forums and similar ones in the BFG Forums.  We had great fun when we stormed the BFG HQ in Seattle and shot off Silly String.  Maybe you can work the SS into it somehow. 
    Posted 18 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • KKC!! You're so funny! I love the whole idea around the Haiku and the tester's attention to detail. I can't write myself but perhaps some little bit about them trying to pacify us with wardrobe additions and half hour cool off periods. And like Lellie suggested some parts for SugarQb, PR and Jade would be a great addition. Thanks for keeping the laughs coming!
    Posted 18 months ago by Riverwalker Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (RM here, having horked Hank's computer while mine is being held hostage at work)

    So, I see how it is. I see. I miss one evening of posting, and my name is taken in vain. Just kidding, KKC, I am about wetting myself laughing at this. I may have to add a scene here. Must think for a few while inspiration descends...
    Posted 18 months ago by Hank Tudor Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (This is actually RM again, hoping to do justice to KKC's brilliance and add a scene.) Oh, and Djoe, I think she said she'd welcome other writers, so you know, go for it! (And what's a MAL? I feel I should know this.)

    Scene 5
    Myles arrives at LAX in a Hawaiian shirt and lei, to be met by SugarQb, Pepper_Rose, kakul, Tiny May, Lisa, annapee, Jade and Araldia, dressed to the nines in real silver and black armor.
    Myles: Thanks for coming, Myles' Angels. At this point, you're our only hope. I was briefed further by Captain stoot while on the plane. He managed to dial his cell phone with his nose even though he's duct taped. Marebito has hog-tied rayn, glum pudding has Mart Lume by the hair and is pointing her scraper at him menacingly and Brib Annie is threatening chickens at Kukubee. And sc803 keeps babbling about some comedy show she wants to produce.
    kakul: Eh? Chickens?
    Myles: Apparently, she hates those little beaked horrors. That's not the point....
    Jade: So what's she got against the chickens?
    Myles: I dunno, something about them climbing her trees. Focus, Angels! 
    annapee: I heard Beefcake had to rescue her chickens once. You'd think she'd be more grateful. 
    Myles slumps visibly.
    Pepper_Rose: Yeah, but I bet Rascalmom roped Brib in. I hear RM's out to get kevbob because he caught her out in a spelling mistake last test.
    Lisa: Ooh, yeah, he put it in her permanent record, so I hear. Never, never mess with a proofreader.
    Araldia: Oo-er, you know I think Beef looks pretty fancy-able in the black armor. 
    annapee: Phwoar! Actually, we all look pretty spiffy. Great armor, SugarQb!
    Tiny May: No one will mess with us in this armor. You know I bet Lelu would look good in the rookist dress. Is she with them?
    Myles: (facepalm)
    SugarQb: Definitely, May! Say, you think we could force Brib into the chicken suit? Maybe that'd slow them down.
    Myles: Womyn! By the giant, we need a plan!! At least SugarQb is thinking in the right direction. Listen, I think Marebito is the real threat here; she's a force when she's eaten all that rookswort. Take her out, and the rest should be a cinch. You know...I have an idea....
    Posted 18 months ago by Hank Tudor Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Rascalmom here again) Ooh, Lellie, I liked your ideas by the way; I just could only fit in the one about the female devs. Hope someone jumps on the others! And I finally sorted it out...is MAL middle-aged lady? Cause you know...some of the cast is a bit younger LOL

    Actually, on the ideas front, to bring in some of the guys of Glitch, maybe Ebil, jjbob and Joe Blow need to get in on this action (especially since Joe Blow is the bad boy of Glitch now).
    Posted 18 months ago by Hank Tudor Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love reading these stories,made my day!!..:))
    Posted 18 months ago by Joos Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ROTF!  You have given me some ideas.  Maybe chickens do have a purpose.  All I need is some duct tape, silly string and spinach...
    Posted 18 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • well . time to get us cougars*) mobilised .. do not forget the ultimate goal ..find the glitch master switch!

    *) a cougar is a MAL that has been compressed a few times ..their handbags are .. like wow ..and more to the point .. they wear comfy shoes .. and specialise in interrogation.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lellie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You guys are hysterical, here goes with some script for Scene 6:
    Back at the Glitchy HQ, Holly is guarding Pinot Mymidon and Kevin Murphy...
    Holly: Write some haiku or the word goes out..
    Pinot: But what rhymes with open?
    KMurphy: Nothing thats why we can't.
    Holly: WRITE SOMETHING!!!!!
    Pinot: Okay, okay, um how's this
    We won't open now
    Please go away for right now
    We will open soon

    KMurphy: You think THAT is going to work?
    Pinot: Well, it's worth a shot isn't it?
    KMurphy: Okay, I guess we can try...
    Posted 18 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Not much of a writer so nothing to add but to say ... Fantastic! Lol
    Posted 18 months ago by BumbleBeez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Scene 7 (really short one coz' I'm in a hurry)
    The Myles! angels dart forward, only to be received by a mini-sub-mob of MALs. They rush forward, confident in their full armor, only to be beaten back with handbags and retractable umbrellas. 
    tiny_may: So what do we do now?
    Lisa: Let's consult Smelly Game Engineer.
    SugarQb: Oh look, here comes-
    Everyone: SERGUEI!!
    tiny_may: We're saved!
    Myles (over WT): Serguei? Guess he got my SOS signal.
    Serguei: Listen here, I've got a plan.........
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ok, out of ideas, anyone know what's Serguei's big idea?
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't know. He's asleep again!
    Posted 18 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm going to give you a much more realistic peek into the Workday of a Dev:

    Developer sits at his desk/table, whatever.

    Developer types.

    Developer types some more.

    Developer looks at the screen.

    Developer comes inside (this is a Developer who works from home, BTW) for food, normal stuff, etc.

    Developer sits back at his computer.

    Developer types some more.

    Developer comes inside again.

    Developer looks at the screen some more.

    Sorry to be a party pooper. Carry on ;-) 
    Posted 18 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I thought of something...... credits to RM for Myles! angels :)
    Scene 7.5 begins with Serguei briefing the Myles! angels.
    Seguei: So, 'eres what you do kakul.....you distract em with your meditatve chant, hopefully this will soothe them....... then SugarQb and tiny_may sneak in through the heating vent while they're pacified.......... and the rest of you do a systematic search of the facilities. SugarQb and tiny_may, the 2 of you wait in the vent till someone figures out where they put Beefcake, jdawg, Mart Lume, Kukubee, rayn, Eric, kevbob, and the boss, and manages to distract them so you guys can untie them and escape.
    tiny_may: Why does it have to be me who get to crawl through the vent? And btw, what do YOU do Serguei?
    Serguei: Why, I'm gonna be the Crazy Russian Mastermind and watch as my Crazy Russian Plan succeeds, of course. And btw, you're crawling through the vent 'cause you and SugarQb are the smallest of the bunch.
    Jade: So, here's the deal: Pepper_Rose and Araldia, search the west side of the building. Annapee, search the exterior. Lisa, come with me. We'll search the east side.
    *scene fades to black as kakul begins her highly distracting/ disturbing meditative chant*
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cupcake, it's ok. Everyone probably knows game devs do that all day, but we are creating a strangely bizzare time when theres bugs in the hideout, and devs have to recues their boss.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes indeed. And I love how I was mentioned. The characters are spot-on ;)
    Posted 18 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is great! I'm sitting here at my computer cackling like a chicken.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And my computer loves it too, so it posts my stuff twice!  :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Do chickens cackle? Just wondering.
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well yeah... isn't that why they call eggs "cackleberries" ? :)
    Posted 18 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Could we not kidnap the Dev families and threaten to let the rooks have them if the closed sign is not removed?
    And I have a can opener that might work on the armor.
    Posted 18 months ago by Kaliope Muse Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I picture kukubee scribbling exits on the walls a'la Harold and the Purple Crayon!
    Posted 18 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, Cupcake...LOL, sure but ya know, OUR version of the dev's day is funnier:)

    (and KitkatCat, kakul's a she..."her" chant)

    Hmm, also, shouldn't the MALs (and the cougars, let's not forget...and the guys...we need to expand our cast here) kidnap Cupcake, as we have threatened to do on more than one occasion? :) 
    Posted 18 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They do? Hmm, this might be new material..... ;)

    Scene 7.75
    kakul, the official Senoir Hindu Chanter in Glitch, is chanting her highly distracting meditative chant while levitating 5 feet off the ground. The MAL mini-sub-mob guarding the doors of the LA TS hideout are blown away by the sonic wave that kakul is emmiting. Jade, Araldia, Pepper_Rose and Lisa rush in, annapee scouts the outside of the building, while tiny_may and SugarQb crawl through the heating vent.
    (in the east wing of the building)
    Jade: Ok, there's the kitchen, and the- oh my, just how hard WAS kevbob holding on to the hinges of the supply closet?
    Lisa: That doesn't look good. Yikes. *busts a large padlock on industrail sized refrigerator, just to uncover a shivering jdawg*
    jdawg: *shiver* Middle aged lad-d-d-dies....... lock-k-k-ked m-m-me..... in fridg-g-g-ge..........
    Jade: Yikes, you don't look too good.
    jdawg: I kn-n-n-now....... where th-th-they're k-k-k-keep-p-p-ing b-b-b-boss.......
    Lisa(excitedly): Where?

    Meanwhile.......
    Pepper_rose and Araldia run into Hank. 
    Araldia: Oh no! Now we gotta tie him up somewhere so he'll keep quiet.
    Pepper_rose: Did you bring rope?
    Hank: Oh no no no. I didn't come here voluntarily. RM dragged me here. Some excuse about supporting her hobbies. 
    Araldia: If that's the case...... I have an idea....... we could be done in no time!
    *The three whisper something*
    Pepper_rose: So, got that. Remember your cue.
    Hank: Ok. But if RM finds up I'm helping the opposition, I'm a dead Glitch........
    *scene ends as Hank goes off in one direction and the dev duo sneaks off in another*
    Posted 18 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Scene 8:

    INT. GLITCH HQ -- NIGHT

    Myles's Angels fan out through HQ.

    Pepper Rose: Hank should be piping in his music any second. The MAL's will be so distracted with his hip tunes we can swoop in and rescue the devs.

    Jade: What does he play?

    Pepper Rose: Bands I've never heard of.

    All of the sudden the lights blaze on! JOE BLOW, HANK TUDOR, and a group of cougars led by NAPABETH block the way.

    Joe Blow: Halt! In the name of the Glitchizens' Committee for Giants' Safety!

    Napabeth cackles and starts knitting.

    Jade: Hank! How could you betray us like this??

    Hank shrugs.

    Hank: I named my avatar after a king who beheaded two of his wives. What did you expect? Besides, with the game running I easily double the audience for my radio show. It was a no-brainer.

    Joe Blow: So...do we do this the easy way? Or the hard way?
    Posted 18 months ago by Hank Tudor Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Also, napabeth, we are not assuming you knit...Hank assures me this is some obscure Tale of Two Cities reference...and one does not mess with the knowledge of a former Jeopardy! winner....)

    Y'all like how the real Hank (as opposed to me as him in disguise this morning) is writing in proper screenplay format? Good to know that master's degree is getting a workout in here:D
    Posted 18 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is soooooooooo much fun - Kitkat, RM, Holly, Hank - This has made my day :DD  You guys GOTTA keep this going!  I'm not so good at writing stuff, or at least really FUNNY stuff :) .. but I am fairly good at falling off my chair, while holding my gut and exploding in paroxysms of laughter until turning blue from lack of oxygen :DDD  Rest assured, I have done that more than once from reading!!!
    Posted 18 months ago by Joni Mitchell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Brilliant!!  Bravo!  Keep them coming! ♥
    Posted 18 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is so great!  I know I should have gone to bed.... but just couldn't till I got to the end of what's written so far.  :-)  Love, love, love it! 
    Posted 18 months ago by kat65 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love this! I can remember reading the one in FS!

    According to others, I am a good writer, but I  don't think so.

    If I come up with anything I will post it.
    Posted 17 months ago by VickyAlice139 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! ROFL! ROFL! CLAP!
    Posted 17 months ago by Couso Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good to know my work is appreciated. I find, generally, the more insane I get from Lack o Glitch, the crazier the stuff I write becomes. Don't push me tho, or I'll go under cover as a pizza girl again if I have to. 
    @RM: I'll try to copy. What does INT stand for anyways? 
    @Hank: Sorry to be a detail Nazi, but they split up into teams, to search different sections. Do you mean Pepper_rose and Araldia?

    Scene 8.25
    Location: Hideout of rogue band of MALs (and their allies), somewhere in Glitch Bosses' Hideout in LA
    PEPPER_ROSE and ARALDIA are dragged by several COUGARS as NAPABETH, HANK TUDOR and JOE BLOW lead the way, smirking triumphantly. KUKUBEE, BEEFCAKE and MART LUME are taped to office chairs. 
    Araldia (into WT): *whispers* Good news, we've found Kukubee, Beefcake and Mart. But don't crawl here. Bad news: we're captured.
    Walkie Talkie: This is bad. Kakul's meditative chant effects are wearing off. You better find some way to distract the cougars.
    Araldia: On it now. Over.
    Pepper_rose: Distraction, huh..........Who's missing........ *spots jdawg, blue and shivering, in a window* Hmm.............
    Araldia: *whispers* Leave it to me...... *yells* JDAWG ESCAPED!!!!
    Joe Blow: You saw him? Where?
    *Pepper_rose points at complete opposite direction*
    As COUGARs and GUYs run after nothing, the heating vent opens and a rope slides out, as PEPPER_ROSE and ARALDIA hurry to free the DEVs by ripping off the duct tape, and hurry to escape before COUGARs realise JDAWG is in the complete opposite direction.

    Cut to:
    Hank: You know, why are we chasing after jdawg just because Araldia told us he went this way?
    Joe: Um........ yeah........ didn't we padlock jdawg in the refrigerator...?
    *Scene 8.25 ends while the guys stop and realise they have been tricked*
    Posted 17 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
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