Hey Glitch,
I got somethin' real rare to give you
So just AFK and listen
Glitch you know we've been gamin' since the begin' of beta
(The first beta)
And now I'm ready "debug" your "data"
Wow, you know it's Glitchmas
And my emo bear is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know my love is rare
(Oh so rare)
A gift real special, so open it up
Take a look inside -- it's a chick in a box
(It's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond gem
That sort of gift I just condemn
Not gonna get you a party pack
Girl, you’re better than a jellisac
Not gonna get you a house in the Heights
You need something to warm the nights
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's a chick in a box,
A chick in a box, Glitch
It's a chick in a box,
A chick in a box, Glitch
See I'm wise enough to know
When a gift needs givin', and I’m a big spender,
I can’t stop buyin’ cubis at the toy vendor
To all the Glitchen out there with Glitchen to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Go buy a cubi box
2: Don’t open the box
3: Have the Glitch open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's a chick in a box,
A chick in a box, Glitch
It's a chick in a box,
A chick in a box, Glitch
Glitchmas; A chick in a box
Lemadan; A chick in a box
Zilleoween; A chick in a box
Every single holiday a chick in a box
Mining in Ajaya Bliss: A chick in a box
Go up a level: A chick in a box
A Toxic Moon party with all the Devs: A chick in a box
(Yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A chick in a box,
A chick in a box,
A chick in a box...
(apologies to Mr. Timberlake and The Lonely Island)