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Towertrapped [COMPLETE!]

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A young Glitchen stands in her apartment. It just so happens that today, the 28th of Widdershins, is the day when her adventure begins. She has no idea what that means, but it sounds pretty important! What do you think this young Glitchen's name will be?
=> Poopy McFoopy
Poopy McFoopy? She is disgusted by your insolence! She knows that is a name that you have just come up with, and it's a pretty stinky name, too!
Her real name is written on the NOTE on the COFFEE TABLE, of course. Where else would it be?!
=> Take a look
Your name is SORORIA ROSE.
What will you do now?
=> Sororia: Bounce on the bed and sofa to break them in.  
That is an incredibly dangerous and possibly destructive idea! You have no wish to bounce on and perhaps ruin your BLUE COLORFUL STRIPED BED, which is your favorite place to sleep, and you have even less desire to ruin the PURPLE OCTOPUS SOFA. That sofa was a gift from your friend AT! 

...
...
...

oh snap this is so much fun
Bouncing aside, what will you do next?
=> Sororia: Make breakfast
Briefly, you entertain the thought of mourning the lack of BACON to make breakfast with. But that's just silly. Bacon doesn't exist and never has. 
Instead, you look up. Your INGREDIENT STORAGE DISPLAY BOXES have lots of ingredients, but nothing you want for breakfast. 
You take the ELEVATOR down.
Your apartment is located on the second floor of the FLOUR TOWER, your personal restaurant that sells flour and a lot of things made out of flour, like food. There is so much tasty stuff down here! What will you eat?
=> Sororia: Eat the cubimals for breakfast
There is only one CUBIMAL in the FLOUR TOWER - a URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL. His name is Squiddy and he is one of your best friends. 
Eat Squiddy?
You would never even think about eating him! That would be incredibly mean of you. Not to mention you probably wouldn't be able to do it. You would just break a tooth or something! Cubimals are incredibly tough. You put Squiddy back on the SHELF.
What will you really eat for breakfast?
=> Sororia: Eat that pumpkin!
What pumpkin? You are quite sure there are no pumpkins in the tower, and never will be. Frankly, these suggestions are getting sillier, and you are getting hungrier!
=> Sororia: Read note pole
You read the NOTE POLE. You have no idea why you haven't done this before. 
"Hey!

This is my personal apartment. It contains a lot of ingredient boxes. 

Sometimes I like to play a little game when I pretend to be trapped in the tower. If you happen to be buying anything from the tower at this time, don't worry about it! ^^ It's all a game and it'll be over by the new day and everything is fake so just buy your stuff and it'll be ok.

Feel free to trespass! (It's not like I can do anything about it.) And leave me a note if you want! :3

~Sororia Rose"
It's signed in your name, but you have no recollection of ever writing this.
This is...slightly disconcerting.
=> Sororia: Ascend
How are you supposed to ascend when you are already on the top floor of the FLOUR TOWER?
You jump up on the top shelf but that's about as far as you can go. 
...
this is stupid
=> Sororia: Drink hellish wine
You would drink the bottle of HELLISH WINE, but the bottle is empty! Somebody must have dumped its contents on some poor rock or tree a long time ago. Which is...probably good for you, you guess? You've heard drinking it has serious consequences.
You really are hungry though! You decide not to do any more stupid stuff until you've eaten.
=> Sororia: Scarf down all the butter you own.
You remove all the BUTTER from one of your INGREDIENT STORAGE DISPLAY BOXES.
Ugh, now your BED is buttery! You never think these things through, do you?
You eat all the BUTTER. You feel a little bit funny. At least you're full, though. Stupid activities may commence. As if eating all your Pot-damned butter wasn't stupid enough.
=> Sororia: Get note from SDB
You get the NOTE from the STORAGE DISPLAY BOX. 
"HEY, STUPIDFACE.

YOUR SITUATION IS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT.

DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU." 
The note is unsigned.
Come to think of it, you don't remember ever putting this note in an SDB. And a note isn't even an INGREDIENT. What is it doing up here? You don't recognize that INGREDIENT STORAGE DISPLAY BOX, either!
This is extremely disconcerting.
=> Sororia: Retrieve arms from Storage Display Box
ARMS are not an INGREDIENT, and so they wouldn't be in an INGREDIENT STORAGE DISPLAY BOX. You are glad they aren't. You think you would FREAK THE FRIENDLY OUT at another NON-INGREDIENT in an INGREDIENT STORAGE DISPLAY BOX!
Besides, you already have arms. They are attached to your shoulders! You would have to be BLIND to not realize that!
=> Sororia: Sing like a butterfly and fall on your face.
...
=> Sororia: Avenge father
Father? What father? You are pretty sure you have no father and never will.
Instead of avenging this nonexistent entity, you go to the lobby of the FLOUR TOWER and play a ROLE-PLAY GAME against Squiddy. You are the general of the WAFFLE ARMY. Squiddy is the general of the PANCAKE LEGION. The DIVINE CREPE in the middle tries to make peace, but the two of you are way too incensed to even consider it!
You waste about two hours on this tomfoolery.
=> Sororia: Flail at Squiddy in anger.
Oh, but you could never do that.
What a true friend he is. What a wonderful playmate and companion. How you wish you could do as much for him as he has done for you. To repay him, somehow, for putting up with all your antics thus far. Wouldn't that be wonderful? Wouldn't that only strengthen your friendship? No need to answer. You know that he is wise and forgiving and will continue to play with you no matter what. He will race among the piles of flour and go up and down the elevator with you as much as you want. He has always been there for you.
You eat a weird flower and don't even care.
oh snap
=> Sororia: Pick up Emotional Bear
You would try to but you are just too PURPLE-JUNKED to do anything at the moment. Instead, you simply stand there and hope that it passes soon.
=> Sororia: Black out
Oh noooooooo...
...
..
.

=> Sororia: Wake up
You wake up.
You are in your APARTMENT again. Perhaps Squiddy carried you up here. He may be small, but he has hidden powers that even you don't know the extent of! Yes, there he is on the COFFEE TABLE, looking after you. He is a loyal and true friend.
=> Sororia: Pick up your Emotional Bear
You pick up dear, darling Cuddles Moonbear. 
She goes into your BAG, which does not function on the physical plane. So you can't see it.
Why'd you pick her up? She was perfectly happy on the BED. There aren't any comfy PILLOWS in the BAG! That was stupid of you. But then you've done nothing but stupid things so far, so who would've guessed otherwise?
=> Sororia: Reminisce on your acquaintances
A long time ago you didn't have a hat. 
You were with your loyal, dear friends, Squiddy and Cuddles Moonbear. The three of you were exploring the floating Uralian islands. You'd spotted a nice-looking mushroom tree and jumped to the top. (Squiddy had tried to tell you to stop, but you had ignored him.)
Then, as you were standing on top of the mushroom tree, you'd noticed you were not its only occupant anymore.
After that, you remember...
...you really don't remember anything...
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A young Glitchen stands in her apartment. It just so happens that today, the 28th of Widdershins, is the day when her adventure begins. She has no idea what that means, but it sounds pretty important!
...What will you do next?
=> Sororia: Go outside.
You head for the front door. But you can't leave. You try over and over to open the door but you can't leaveYou're trapped.
A white buzzing blankness surrounds you. It feels like somebody's smashed a million bottles of White Gas. 
In your brain.
The feeling soon passes. It's replaced by a much stronger feeling of emptiness.
In your brain. Also in some weird spot near your stomach.
You try to shake the feeling off. You focus on a point on the wall. You eat a bit of flour. You attempt to come up with a word to describe your situation.
Buildingstuck.
Yes. That's just word. You are buildingstuck.
What will you do now?
=> Sororia: Do something stupid with guano
You don't have any guano in the tower. 
However, if you just...
Maybe if you just...
Close your eyes and...
...go to sleep...
=> Sororia: Enter the Dreamy Realm.
You are in the Dreamy Realm.
You are wearing your BLUE GHOST DREAM PAJAMAS.
=> Sororia: Go outside.
Since you are not wearing a YELLOW RAINHAT, you exit the Flour Tower.
...
...
...
Who's this douchebag?
=> Sororia: Do something stupid with guano
N...no! Even though you may be able to materialize GUANO out of THIN AIR in the DREAMY REALM, you would never think about doing something stupid with it! That would be such a waste of time!
...
oh Cosma this is so incredibly stupid
=> Sororia: Fly
See you later, whoever! You've got some floating in the air to do!
Gosh, you wonder who that was. Probably of little importance though. That Glitch is probably the least important character in the story.
Meanwhile, you fly.
Whee!
Hi, moon!
=> Sororia: Wake up
All of a sudden you are not flying. All of a sudden you are back in the FLOUR TOWER, with your YELLOW RAINHAT upon your head. Squiddy woke you up. He tells you never to sleep ever again.

You don't like that idea. But Squiddy is your friend and you will definitely take all his concerns into account! 

Since you can't sleep, what will you do now?
=> Sororia: Fantasize about Stoot.
...
=> Sororia: Remove and ponder Flour.
You remove one cup of FLOUR from the STORAGE DISPLAY BOX and stare at it.
Why are you doing this? It's not like anything interesting is going to happen. What? Do you think the flour may turn into a FLOUR GENIE and advise you as you continue on your adventure? That's just silly!

WAIT...WHOA!!!

...No, you were just kidding. There is absolutely nothing remarkable about the flour. You put the flour back in the box.
=> Sororia: Pick up the rug on the right.
You pick up the YETI FUR RUG. It is added to your BAG.
Why did you just do that?
=> Sororia: Tie rug around your neck so you can fly
That would be an incredible waste of time! Not to mention it would make you look DUMBER THAN YOU ALREADY ARE, if that is even conceivably possible. You really hope it is!
On the other hand, drawing a friendship picture of you and Squiddy on the rug seems to be a perfectly socially acceptable activity to partake in. You make some TOO-BERRY INK from the TOO-BERRY SHAKE on your COFFEE TABLE in your APARTMENT. Then you draw a nice picture.
=> Sororia: Send Squiddy on outdoor reconnaissance mission
Squiddy isn't wearing a YELLOW RAINHAT, so maybe he can go outside.
You consult with him. He says he will, but, being a cubimal, there is probably not much he could do out there!
=> Sororia: Attach help note to Squiddy
But you have no QUILL or PAPER!
=> Sororia: Open the elevator shaft and climb out
That would be extremely painful! Your soft Glitchen hands cannot hope to defeat an angry elevator!
=> Sororia: Escape via Essence of Purple
You imbibe the ESSENCE OF PURPLE on your UPPER SHELF. It tastes funny. Kind of weird. You begin to regret it. But suddenly you are taken to another world! 
You swim in the purple air! For a few minutes, you are freeeeeeee! You meet a friendly purple scion and he says friendly purple thing to you! He is
sooooo
cooool
Then you're sent back to your tower. You call for Squiddy, but you somehow can't get the word out, and he doesn't come from whatever shenanigans he's up to in the tower. 
Shame. You wasted your only Essence of Purple. Who knows when you might need some more to relax? Nice job, sweetheart!
=> Sororia: Make piles of Snack Packs and stack them up to the ceiling
A pile of SNACK PACKS would not help anything, except maybe your stomach. Only your stomach is still clogged with butter because of your previous stupidity, so a pile of SNACK PACKS wouldn't help anything at all! If you want to go to the CEILING, all you have to do is move one of your SHELVES down to wherever you want to go. But ascending to the CEILING is completely pointless anyway. Another waste of time!
Besides, you don't have any APPLES to make SNACK PACKS with.
=> Sororia: Live up to your title as the Flour Baroness
Like a bo...like a barone...LIKE A BOSSONESS!
Oh man you wish you hadn't scribbled all over your stupid rug. This picture would look so much cooler if it was there!
=> Sororia: Look for something to write with
You decide to make a note to send out with Squiddy. Back to that idea. Yeah. That was like a million panels ago. Just now you're doing it? Nice job there, sweetheart!
Since you don't have a QUILL, you guess you can always...improvise with your finger? The QUILL comes pre-loaded with QUILL INK, and you don't have any. You check your BAG just to make sure.
Yup. Empty. Except for darling CUDDLES MOONBEAR and the DEFACED YETI FUR RUG. Both of those items are completely unhelpful! How could Cuddles help you with your ink problem? And the rug? The idea is laughable.
Instead, you remove a bottle of HOT 'N FIZZY SAUCE from one of your INGREDIENT STORAGE DISPLAY BOXES. Pen and ink all in one! It even has a convenient little squirty bottleneck for squirting sauce. And words. And saucy words. (Oh dear.)
Now you need something to write it on! Oh, what a problem. Maybe Cuddles can help you? No, probably not. You cannot think of a useful item to write a note on! As usual! You're at a dead end here. What are you going to do?
=> Sororia: Retrieve note from note pole
You retrieve the note.
You would write on this thing, but...it's already been written on!
Even the back! Actually, the back has just been scribbled on, as if to remove all writing space and mock you.
Why would anyone do that? 
Oh, there's Squiddy on the PURPLE OCTOPUS SOFA. He says you are being very stupid right now, even more than usual, and that you are missing the obvious! And the obvious is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!!!
There is nothing in front of your face except a blank NOTE POLE
You are not going to vandalize a blank NOTE POLE with your HOT 'N FIZZY SAUCE. 
Squiddy says he apologizes and rephrases his statement: The obvious is RIGHT IN YOUR STUPID BAG!!!
You look in your bag. Nothing new is in there, just Cuddles and the stupid rug! You put the HOT 'N FIZZY SAUCE in your bag, though, because it is pretty annoying carrying it around all the time. Silly Squiddy! Talking in nonsensical riddles that don't even make sense!!! Just like a squid.
=> Sororia: Take a mental inventory of everything in the tower
Hmmm...let's see. You have INGREDIENTS. You have FLOUR. You have FLOURY FOOD. Also you have a lot of other FURNITURE. And some STUFF that is on the FURNITURE, like all the STUFF on the shelves.
This mental inventory is not very helpful.
=> Sororia: Turn over rug and write on underside
You remove the DEFACED RUG and the HOT 'N FIZZY SAUCE from your BAG and write a note.
Squiddy takes the NOTE RUG and puts it in his SQUIDDALEX. He will take it outside and hopefully find you some help!
=> Sororia: Open bedside cabinet drawers and examine contents
While you wait for help to arrive, you try to open the LOG CABIN SIDE TABLE'S drawers.
But they are glued shut. Everything in this tower seems to be designed just to frustrate you. It is really annoying!!!!!!!!
=> Sororia: Be Squiddy
...OK.
=> Squiddy: Go outside and find help!
...
...
Who's this douchebag?
=> Squiddy: Be the other Glitch
You are now the other Glitch.

A young Glitch stands outside of the renowned FLOUR TOWER, the flour corporation that rules the flour market with an iron fist. He has just woken up from his nap, and is covered in GUANO. What do you suppose this young Glitch's name will be?
=> Spongeglitch Guanopants
SPONGEGLITCH GUANOPANTS? That is an awfully impolite thing to name someone, especially if he is covered in GUANO! Do you WANT to remind him of his plight?!

Since there is no convenient NOTE on a COFFEE TABLE, the young Glitch throws a pebble against the delicate FOURTH WALL and will permit his NAME to be displayed above his head.

If only momentarily.
=> Display name above head
Your name is ARAGON GLASS.
You are standing outside the FLOUR TOWER, covered head to toe in GUANO, and a URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL has just handed you a STUPID SCRIBBLY RUG. You weren't even aware that CUBIMALS were SENTIENT!
What will you do now?
=> Aragon: Enter Flour Tower
You try to enter the FLOUR TOWER, but the URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL acts very agitated. It apparently doesn't not want you to go in!
NONONONONONO! YOU will be TRAPP-------ED! YOU will be D------EAD!! ) (-----ELP M----E G----ET MY FRI--------END OUT OF T) (------ERE!
=> Aragon: Offer to help squid by entering tower
First of all, that is not a SQUID! It is a URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL! It is extremely distressed and advises you against it!
You approach the FLOUR TOWER anyway. Then you get this awful feeling that something very bad is going to happen. You don't go in.
The URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL seems relieved.
It suggests that maybe you should FIND A PLAN T) (AT DO----ESN'T INVOLVE GOING IN T) (-E TOW-ER! :0
=> Aragon: Throw Squiddy at the door in anger
Squiddy? What's a Squiddy?
This cubimal? That's a URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL, not a SQUID CUBIMAL! Don't be silly. Besides, why would you want to throw such a nice cubimal at anything?
=> Aragon: Explore the rest of the street
Not much interesting here. A bunch of trees. And more trees. Also a cute garden.
You decide to focus on the matter at hand.
=> Aragon: Write a note about nits
...
=> Aragon: Make waffles.
That would be an unprecedented waste of time! Besides, you need FLOUR to make WAFFLES, and you can't go into the FLOUR TOWER!
=> Aragon: Hang Stoot up like a pinata and try to whack him until bacon comes out.
STOOT BARFIELD is not here. Also, what's BACON?
=> Aragon: Look at NOTE RUG
NOTE RUG? You don't have a NOTE RUG, only this STUPID SCRIBBLY RUG. You look at it.
...
What...the...Friendly?!
=> Aragon: Lick NOTE RUG
You lick the STUPID SCRIBBLY RUG.
Mmm...tastes like TOO-BERRY SHAKES!
Oh...you've ruined the picture. Too bad...But it probably wasn't important anyway. It was probably the least important picture in the entire story.
=> Aragon: Enter the real world
This IS the REAL WORLD, silly! It's not the DREAMY REALM, which you were just exploring before you woke up from your nap.
=> Aragon: Cough up hairball from licking yeti fur rug
It was only a light lick. You did not actually ingest any YETI HAIR.
The rug tasted delicious though.

*burp*
=> Aragon: Scale the Tower
You attempt to climb up the FLOUR TOWER.
You're not very good at it. 
Argh! You did manage to climb up to one of the windows, though. Maybe you can slip an item or two in. Help out this mysterious Glitchen.
=> Aragon: Pass door drink through window
You do not have a DOOR DRINK! You ask the URALIA STREET SPIRIT CUBIMAL for one. It says okay, just stand there and wait.
=> Aragon: Be Squiddy
You are now SQUIDDY.
=> Squiddy: Go find a door drink!
You go inside the URALIA-STYLE TINY HOMINID HOUSE.
Where is that dratted DOOR DRINK?
Not over here...
Nor here...
Aha!
=> Squiddy: Ascend
You
climb
up
and put the DOOR DRINK in your SQUIDDALEX.
=> Squiddy: Give door drink to Aragon Glass
Really it would be easier to just go in the tower and give it to Sororia yourself, but it would be rude to steal all the glory!
You give the drink to the boy.
=> Squiddy: Be Aragon
You are now ARAGON GLASS. Blah blah blah guano blah blah blah tower blah blah blah potion blah.
=> Aragon: Give door drink to Sororia
You climb up and lightly toss the door drink through the window. 
=> Aragon: Be Sororia
Your name is SORORIA ROSE.
You have been trapped in this FLOUR TOWER for forever, it seems. Your situation really sucks!!!!!!!!
What was that noise above you?
It was a weird thump. You decide to investigate. You take the elevator up.
Who's this douchebag?
=> Sororia: Pour door drink
It's not a douchebag, it's a doucheDRINK, silly! And you're going to pour it to escape this stupid FLOUR TOWER!
Only you can't. Because you can't pour potions inside towers.
It really sucks!!!!!!!!
=> Sororia: Be the other guy
You are now SPADES SMILE.
You have just murdered an innocent GLITCH. He will never come back! Ahahahaha!
What will you do now?
=> Spades: Eat the Uralia Street Spirit Cubimal
CRUNCH
=> Spades: Celebrate
AAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
=> Spades: Go inside tower
You go inside the tower.
=> Spades: Murder Glitchen
Murder'd.
=> Spades: Celebrate
You celebrate!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won the GAME!

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