So I was inspired by this thread to write this poem. Hope you like it!
The things that I am wishing for
Is longer than a mile
It beats the Mississippi River,
Amazon and Nile
The list of what I'm wishing for
It would be way too long
If you think that I'll post them here,
Well, I believe you're wrong.
I wish that I were Level sixy
Fifty-eight plus two
I wish that I had stacks of meat
And piles of batty poo
I wish I had each cubimal
From Magic Rock to Gwen
I wish I had each Easter Egg
A giant piggy pen
I wish I had a giant house
I wish I learned each skill
I wish I had an Awesome Pot
I wish I had a grill
I wish I had a Dusty Stick
That I had lots of money
I wish that I were famous
And I wish that I were funny
I wish that I had every upgrade
Every single rare
Or every single badge and
On the Leaderboards, I'm there
My wishes, they will not occur
Until our pigs can fly
The wishes won't be happening
Till ants are in the sky
My wishes, they won't happen
And it isn't any fun.
Cause I'm a cashless, teeny, tiny,
Boring level one.