I saw Skee-lo live in concert. It was just about as good as you think it'd be. He was opening for Coolio. What! It was free and I didn't have to leave campus! What are you looking at me like that for?
I wish...
... I was a little bit taller?
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.
I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat
I wish I had bacon.
(Wait, was that supposed to rhyme?)
I wish I weren't so fat.
And a six four Impala
You guys amaze me.
and nachos
I wish I had 10 million iMG
I wish I had chocolate milk.
I wish I had skin as soft as silk.