We've all used a Hoe... and as soon as we could afford it, we opted to upgrade and use a High-Class Hoe instead. But many of us, i fear, have outgrown even the High Class Hoe, and are in need of something a bit more... sophisticated. I would like to suggest the addition of The Garden Escort! A tool that functions just like a Hoe, but doesn't break after every 50 uses. It should probably look nicer too!