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A harder game would be to play "Where is the dong not"!!!!
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"Where not is a dong"??
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"Where is there not a dong"????
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"Where's a dong not at"?????
Ah!
"Kukubee draws so many things that look like dongs, it's hard to find something that does not resemble a dong. The game is to find something that is not remotely shaped like a dong"!
Yeah, I'm surprised no one has used their garden gnomes or left random notes using ASCII art and stuff, lmao. "YOU HAVE BEEN HIT WITH THE AWESOME TRUCK" would be replaced with "YOU HAVE BEEN STRUCK WITH THE AWESOME PENIS."
"Time To Penis" (or just "TTP" in the streetz) is defined as the amount of time it will take children to make something rude out of a set of tools they've been given -- typically, that object is a penis.