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An unwanted gnome.

The previous owner of my new house left their gnome and I can't pick it up or teach it new things. I wish it would leave. My own gnome has a bad temper and I'd hate for there to be problems. 

Posted 13 months ago by Nomi Simple Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Gnomi Complex?
    Posted 13 months ago by Osprey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmmmmmm jealous gnome complex......
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nomi Simple, ask in Live Help, and someone will remove the old gnome.
    Posted 13 months ago by WindBorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ha!

    like calling an exterminator!
    Posted 13 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Or an exorcist
    Posted 13 months ago by Vic Fontaine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • who ya gonna call? gnomebusters.
    Posted 13 months ago by dr_loplop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He'll make fine china once he's past the grand ol' grinder.
    Posted 13 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oohh grinding gnomes. This could get nasty.
    Posted 13 months ago by jiva Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It happend before and it could happen again. To YOU!!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Electric Wizard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • AUGH Bender that's terrifying!  D:>
    Posted 13 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's freaking hilarious!!!

    Creepy Gnome stalker
    Posted 13 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You could have gnome fights?

    Edit: Joking even if it were possible.
    Posted 13 months ago by The Rogueling Subscriber! | Permalink
  • He's gone. I'm told he's been "taken care" of.
    Posted 13 months ago by Nomi Simple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There is no truth in the talk of an industrial "gnomecrusher", please pay no attention to the rumours.
    Posted 13 months ago by Snazzlefrazz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So the little bits and pieces of gnome in the area and that 'burned' smell are just incidental?

    I had a 'stuck' gnome not long ago, too. I ended up moving before I got around to calling in an exterminator. It points out the danger in asking the devs to do too much fancy stuff to the way houses and ownership works. Gnomes and Jack-o-lanterns are special case instances of property with special 'ownership' features, and they ended up broken as a result of owners selling a house. It's what makes me nervous about lockable cabinets in houses.
    Posted 13 months ago by Parrow Gnolle Subscriber! | Permalink