@Finley Linker: Those aren't pigs. They're possesed glitchens. And they aren't mine either. Someone dropped them back in my front street after i possesed them.
Due to the rash of piggy-nappings a new task force has been created; the Counter Pignapper Unit (CPU)
Here are some photos of CPU at work interrogating some stool piglets. Take note that due to the graphic nature of these interrogations, viewer discretion is advised.