The devs should introduce a cocktail that, when drunk, gives you the buff "My Drunk Kitchen" and removes the energy drain from cooking for a short while. :)
Having watched My Drunk Kitchen (awesome idea for a buff BTW), I suspect the buff would actually double the energy drain. Would also combine neatly with Senor Pickle's habit of throwing your possessions around.
I think you'd drop a lot of stuff on the My Drunk Kitchen buff :-)
I definitely like this idea. There's a similar concoction for mining: Earthshaker. I don't know how many times I've had to stop cooking to make sure I had enough energy to cook!