Does everyone with a small house have their storage pre-named "crap trophy case" and "crap 2x6 cabinet"? I'm wondering if this was a whim of the previous owner and I'm just being obtuse about being able to change this. I've tried to figure it out in-game and by searching the forums/wiki with no luck.
Otherwise, if those are factory settings for the house and unchangeable -- dear game devs, any chance you could either give them a slightly less demeaning name, or let the home owner change the cabinet name as one can with bags? I was lucky enough to find a cottage that's modest but adorable, but every time I go there the name of the cabinets makes me sad :( I realize this shows a lack of emotional resilience on my part, but it just seems like an unnecessarily negative way to describe my teensy furniture.