Topic

I be ruining 'ur' game more for some reason

The sequel is never as good as the original but the original was supposed to be guano, so how much worse can it get?

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Friendly was the Giant of social activities and their most common lubricant...

...booze.
Just thought we might want to mention that.

FRIENDLY AND ZILLE ARE CANON FOREVER
1.
"Zille," Friendly roared. His voice was as loud as parties with Stoot in it. Which is, pretty loud. If you've never been to a party where Stoot happened to show up you've missed out on a lot. Gosh, those parties.
"Friendly," Zille rasped. Her voice was kind of like listening to an avalanche and kind of like listening to rocks being smashed against each other.
Friendly shoved a bottle of hooch in Zille's face.
"No," said Zille, choosing her words carefully. "Rocks...and...hooch...do...not...mix. I...don't...drink."
"You don't drink?" Friendly yelled.
"No," Zille choked.
Friendly assaulted her with flying beer cans. It was kind of like being assaulted by a million craftybots, which hadn't been imagined yet, so you really don't know what it's like to be assaulted by beer cans--unless you've been to said party with Stoot in it. I think Stoot can make everything fly.
2.
Friendly's favorite place to hang was Ix. He brought Zille there once. "I want you to see my favorite place to hang," he said.
"Hang...as...in...?" said Zille.
"As in hang, Zille! Listen, this place is awesome. Mostly 'cause I bring the hooch rains every year! The citizens, man, they love the hooch rains."
"Doesn't...it...kill...everything...?"
"Well--um--noooooooooo! The only problem is it's not night enough. I ripped a few holes in the daytime sky. Problem solved! Let's hang."
"Just...don't...pick...a...new...favorite...place."
3.
"Zille, I gotta--yo, Zille! Look at me!"
Slowly, Zille turned. She'd been busy building rock formations in Ix. It was fun. It made the dead place look prettier. She also had been fashioning a nice set of stairs.
"Zille!"
Zille turned a little faster. "...yes...?"
Friendly smashed an Emotional Bear in Zille's face. 
"Hahaha! Got you there, Zille-i-o! Oh right--I should name you after Ix, this awesome, totally rad place. Zillix! That's a good idea. Sounds like a compound! You want a compound named after you, dontcha?"
"I...have...one. Zillene."
"Awww, that's so lame. We're gonna change it to Zillix later."

"I--don't--wish--to--"
"Look, Zillix. Isn't this place awesome? Forever night, at least in the ripped places. And hooch rains! Pretty quiet round here too, which makes it better. Zillix..."
"...yes?" Zille said suspiciously. She had good reason, too.
"...it's just that it's the two of us here. And I--"
"AND ME!" the bear screamed. "YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!"

Posted 6 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Noooooo!! The game is ruined for me now!
    Posted 6 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, that Friendly. He's like a one-giant sitcom. Keep 'em coming, Sororia Rose. Love these!
    Posted 6 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • XD The ending was priceless. I never thought of the gods much as characters until all of this and now I love them so much! 
    Posted 6 months ago by OHNOSQUIDS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Another great piece of writing by one of Ur's resident bards! Keep 'em coming!

    (and, I hope it's not an viewed as an insult to direct someone to another story thread, but...)

    @OHNOSQUIDS: Try this on for size...you may have missed it and it's a great character development story about the giants! Lord Bacon-O, like Sororia, also has some better than average writing chops!
    Posted 6 months ago by Poppy Fields Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love that story, by the way. It basically inspired Lem and Cosma. Not the shipping part--that was from somewhere else--but which giants to ship.
    Posted 6 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Poppy Fields - Woo thanks! Fantastically whimsical stories are my absolute favorite, I'll take anything I can get :) These will be great while I am cooking up slow batches of things in game.   
    Posted 6 months ago by OHNOSQUIDS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hahahahahaha BEST ENDING, Friendly getting trolled by the bear. Excellent callback to the original. <3
    Posted 6 months ago by Tathak Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...that bear is my hero.
    Posted 6 months ago by Bina Q. Dry-Roast Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fantastic! *applause*
    Posted 6 months ago by Flowerry Pott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It was dark. It was wet. Pot whimpered quietly.

    "Please... just get me out of here."

    A ray of light appeared in the dank cavern. Pot looked up hopefully. Then his shoulders sagged(which was harder than in looked, seeing as Pot didn't actually have shoulders) as he saw Grendaline's entourage of floating bubbles. 

    Grendaline glared at him. This is quite a sight, as the eye in the middle of her head stayed fixed at Pot while the others swiveled to the middle. "Not till you admit that Jellisacs are just as awesome as Messy Fry Ups. No, awesomer."

    Seeing the defiant shake of the giant's head, she sighed and slammed the rock back onto the opening of the cave.

    "It's pretty cool down there. There's Jellisacs, Peat, and the Bog. What's he got to complain about?" she grumbled. 

    Maybe we should start a fan fiction group. And write crack. Lovely, lovely crackfiction.
    Posted 6 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love your stories Sororia Rose!
    Posted 6 months ago by WeavingTheWeb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You SHOULD make a Group for this
    Posted 6 months ago by Echo Spirit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Keep em' coming!
    Some one should make a shipping wall like Nepeta's for the Giants
    Posted 6 months ago by Echo Spirit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMGiants, I loved it! Manic!Friendly and Bewildered!Zille. OTP, just OTP.  (I can imagine Zille moving into Ilmenskie so that she could be closer to Ix. ;)) :D Also? *Somehow* I get the feeling I inspired this, even a tiny bit. :P
    Posted 6 months ago by Dorothy Gale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This sequel was waaaay better than the last one! Thanks Sororia Rose! Keep up the good work!
    Posted 6 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OP, try this link for help! www.glitch.com/groups/RA92E...

    EDIT: Holy crap, this was meant to be funny btw, i just reread and thought it looked rude.
    Posted 6 months ago by OL. Der Dan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sororia, you and all the other fan fic writers ROCK immensely. I too think you all could or should band together to form such a group. Your work makes me crack up. And perhaps with all of you talented fan-fic writers, a novel or mini-series could result from it. You rock immensely. Hugs and cheers, Bachjess

    Ps you impressed Bees!!! Woohhooooo :).
    Posted 5 months ago by Bachjess♫♫♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nicely done Sororia... a brilliant follow up!
    Posted 5 months ago by Foofala Fury Subscriber! | Permalink
  • http://www.glitch.com/groups/RHV52QTUL933TT8/discuss/
    Posted 5 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink