okay, recently ive been involved with a forum about Who the leader of the Jujus is. I threw out the idea that it was the Tool Vendor because his legs look kind of... Gummy. Then i started thinking about a Entirly made up story that i hope you enjoy involving Bureaucratics and the Tool Vendor:
Once upon a time, during the first beta, in a place called Gregarious Grange, there was a group of people called the Bureaucratic. On that Commitee were lizards and one alligator. This aligator's name was Tyler Vendop. All the alligators hated Tyler, and he worked all alone selling building permits. Eventually, he was replaced by another lizard. When he was replaced, all his fellow workers made fun of him as he left the building.
He walked around until he found a nice building full of more lizards where he applied for a job. He failed and walked around more. On his way, he gave himself a building permit, and bought tools from the alchemy and Hardware vendors. Then in the Glitchen Times, he read about 2 Non-Vendors selling items Named Uncle Friendly and Helga. He thought to himself, "I could do that!" Then, he ran, and ran, and ran, and started selling at a place called ceberakul.
No one bought his stuff. He looked normal, so some would slip pickles in his pocket. others would splank him and walk by. Others didn't notice. so he left, and wound up at a hat store. He was in the middle of buying a giant hat, when he was kidnapped. When he awoke, he was in a cave, having diffaculty breathing, surrounded by thousands of candies. He started to eat, when they screamed and he fainted.
When he awoke, he was wearing a heavy, tall, hat. He was gummy. He was KING! He then left to a place now known as Ceberakul plotting his revenge selling all the tools he collected while he was jobless. Not even the giants above knew his secret, until a little while later (when they add a Juju Hideout to the map)
HOPE you lieked it
URL to the above mentioned forum: www.glitch.com/forum/genera...