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That awkward moment when...

you drink an earthshaker to mine a very hard rock and someone decides to come over and help.

Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • lololol Zany!
    Posted 11 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You get outsmarted by the rube. Fml.
    Posted 11 months ago by hoppy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you spend a great deal of time trying to figure out just how many more than 1000 meats you need to get closest to the emblem without going over and then, after throwing it all in, you realise that you had sprinkled Fertilite Dust instead of EHSP! - GAH!!
    Posted 11 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you walk past a Toy Vendor and wonder where all your currants went.
    Posted 11 months ago by Rue Bird Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you suddenly realize that the tool vendor has more than three rows of items for sale and you only have to scroll down to see them.

    *facepalm*
    Posted 11 months ago by Sweet Tangerine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @sweet tangerine I did that when I first started playing. I had about 6 little bags and when I discovered that there were bigger bags just one row down I was kicking myself.
    Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • DamitaJo, there are bigger bags? I didn't know that!
    Posted 11 months ago by Miss Parsley Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :::hugs miss parsley::: lol it's ok I think we all go through that in the beginning.
    Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That awkward moment when you find out there are bigger bags from someone's post about not knowing about bigger bags in a thread about awkward moments.

    *goes to get a bigger bag or two for Miss Parsley*
    Posted 11 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Inception...
    Posted 11 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ....when you try to disperse 500 red elements but instead accidentally disperse ALL 5000!  :(
    Posted 11 months ago by Coconut Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I hope no one gets mad at me. I didn't want this thread to die. It's too funny!
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You've actually calculated how many of each item you need for a certain amount of things to craft in game, while offline, and you plan your Glitchy days in advance.
    Posted 10 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You find out that there isn't an unlearning academy.
    Posted 10 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you find a really good offer on the marketplace forum and comment on it, only to realize it was posted over 3 months ago.
    Posted 10 months ago by Megha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're trying to meditate and one of your friends keeps IMing you and you're trying not to be rude, but all you're thinking is "Shut up, I'm trying to mediate over here and you're killing it!" So instead you politely ask them to stop IMing for a while and then they don't IM you for the rest of the day.
    Posted 10 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You think you've posted something in ideas, bugs, off-topic or marketplace, but posted in the General forum instead...
    Posted 10 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You try to talk about how great a game Glitch is, but no one IRL wants to hear about it.
    Posted 10 months ago by Samerina Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You accidentally shake a whole stack of butterfly milk (that you just purchased from the auctions) instead of just one.
    You ask where you can get salt. 
    You make a really good friend on Glitch and have an awesome conversation, and friend them, but don't talk to each other afterward.
    You invite one of your RL friends to join the game, but they never do. :/ 
    You try to explain what Glitch is to your RL friends...it goes like this,"So basically, you are this character living in Giant's minds, and you can do a whole bunch of stuff, mine ore, squeeze chickens, pet trees and cook food, and...(seeing their blank/weird stares)... you awkwardly drop out of the conversation.
    When you get off Glitch at 3 am, and then commence dreaming about it.   
    Posted 10 months ago by theunwrittenword Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When someone stands behind you while you're mining and pours a Charades potion, without asking if anyone wants to play and there is only 1 other person besides the 2 of you on the street. 
    Posted 10 months ago by Kiachan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You are eating strawberries in RL and you absentmindedly say, "Mmmm, these cherries are good."  Your parents (who happen to be in the vicinity as you make this comment) will go "What?" and you will try to correct yourself by saying that technically they're the same thing because you can convert cherries into strawberries. <_<;;;
    Posted 10 months ago by ZwitterionAlchemist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when your boyfriend wants to play Glitch too and you understand that you need at least one sober-minded person in your family.

    when you make schedule on the piece of paper what to do next to earn the bage and boss sees it and asks what  it is for.
    Posted 10 months ago by Rikki-Tikki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you've been mining for an hour alone and when someone comes along and helps you for a while your glitch just can't stop scratching it's ass. Just. can't. stop. 
    And no conversation or anything takes place. Just the scratching.
    Posted 10 months ago by Neytiri Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you're the slowest miner in Ajaya Bliss.
    When you're in a rook attack and you try to start a stun, but instead you click 'meditate'.
    When you're at a party and all anyone does is comment on the scenery.
    Posted 10 months ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you say the wrong rock name in AB,
    when you let someone get in front of you in the AL,
    when you drop your still before it's done loading, and have to go buy another one..... that one sucked....
    when you make like a million sandwiches at a party, but forget to drop them,
    when your friend says she saw some chickens, and you ask her if she got a music-block when she squeezed them.....
    when some troll starts stealing the food at a party, and you don't know who it is, so you sit there and guard it....
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you just start playing and realize that salt is a spice
    Posted 10 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When some random person on the street IMs you, and they turn out to be really annoying but you can't get them to stop talking to you.
    Posted 10 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when (at level 47 you really should know better, but) you are absentmindedly mashing the enter key while mining in Ilmenskie and accidentally feed all of your rather sizable stack of allspice to a batterfly who had been happily hovering around you.
    Posted 10 months ago by ZwitterionAlchemist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you've spent months shaking your head over chickens named "a" because you play with the mouse....and then one day something in you snaps, you too start spamming the enter key because it's faster....and you name a chicken "a".
    Posted 10 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you laugh at someone's apparently not so funny joke and then the chat goes silent leaving it at your post, "lol".
    Posted 10 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you are feeling slightly dyslexic, and every time you see the name Spocktermus, you only see..... well..... yeah.....

    (by the way, it can be considered anonymous, cuz the dude changed his name.... at my request.)
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... You try to understand what spocktermus is to a slightly dyslexic person and you can't figure it out. I feel stupid right now cause I still don't know lol
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you're on the subway with one other Glitch, and as you're looking through your bags for a Random Kindness to bestow on them, they splank you.
    Posted 10 months ago by Pii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol Pii! Loved that one.
    Posted 10 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You see a dove IRL  just sitting on the ground doing nothing, minding its own business, and you immediately look around to check if the street is too crowded.
    Posted 10 months ago by Berry Goode Subscriber! | Permalink
  • .... You have to explain to DamitaJo, who's name looks like damn it jo, what you see when you see the word spocktermus... :/
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @rjstorm how super ironic, huh? Lol Still don't know what spocktermus is though. Awk-waaaaard!
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That awkward moment when you release a huge deal of info the the wrong person via IM because lag selected the named above and below who you were going to IM.
    Posted 10 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You open a ticket because you can't feed an egg, and realize after that you were trying to feed an EGG and not a baby animal. Totally forgot to have a chicken set on it.
    Posted 10 months ago by JohnaMarie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @damn it jo... I mean damitajo, ok, looking at the word spocktermus, my mind takes away the -ockt, and the -us.... really super awkward for me....
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When younjust bought a 5000 home in jethimadh and realize theres a 7500 home in kalavana for sale that you overlooked.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @rjstorm omg are u serious? Lol. I guess that would be awkward if I actually saw it like that.
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OMG LOL THIS THING IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted 10 months ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow...............................................................................................................................OMG LOL THIS THING IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted 10 months ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ah. so that's why i no longer recognise my own son ingame is it rjstorm?
    Posted 10 months ago by Myrtle Goodbody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... You get busted by spocktermus' mom for making their child change their glitch name! Lmfao!
    Posted 10 months ago by DamitaJo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • whoops
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I set a pig free in the subway and had to wait beside it to hogtie it again while others walked by.
    Posted 10 months ago by CherBear Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Your friends IRL catch you petting trees. (True story!)
    Posted 10 months ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Woot! 200th comment!
    Posted 10 months ago by Megha Subscriber! | Permalink