There was a dead cherry tree. Somebody (person 1) not me chopped it down. Somebody else not me (person 2) by mistake dug up the patch before person 1 could plant. I waited by the dug up hole to get a patch. When the patch got there I planted a wood bean and waited. I waited because when a wood tree sprouts (unlike a little tree of other kinds) it will get killed by a single harvest. Anybody might kill it by mistake. But I have some Fertilidust Lite so I can make it big enough to survive one harvest. Along came person 3, and stood by the patch with me. But as soon as the wood tree came up she quickly killed it. I wasn't sure if it was on purpose or by mistake. I tried to tend the plot to replace it, but she was tending it. So I clicked the patch again and planted a wood bean. Then person 3 was irate that I "jumped in front" of her to plant a wood bean because she was going to plant a fruit bean. I said, but you killed the wood tree I just planted. You jumped in front of me before I could fertilidust. She said, but you killed the cherry tree I planted. I said, I don't even have poison skills. So she said she would be waiting there waiting to kill my second wood tree. I left, I have better things to do with my game time. Anyway, if you read this far, here is Grandpa's joke, from a long-ago time.
"Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, Last night a gentleman invited me to dinner, and while with him I drank three glasses of wine. Did I do wrong? Signed, A Lady in Doubt
"Dear A Lady in Doubt, You probably did."