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Piggy in my house how did u get here

ok so randomly there is a piggy in my house and when i try to hogtie him he says he is happy here????

Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • his name or her name is cinnamon is this some ones pig??? 
    Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This post is my favorite
    Posted 14 months ago by Fartenstein Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i just bought this house and now there is a pig in it O.o how did he get in ?
    Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you just bought the house, the pig may already have been in it.  If an owner doesn't clear everything out, the new buyer gets the goods as a housewarming gift.
    Posted 14 months ago by Issek of the Jug Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... *giggle* Maybe Cinnamon likes you? XD;
    Creepy stalker. *snort
    Posted 14 months ago by Cirnots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ok never mind i see where he came from now the glitch who had this house before left a cabnet full of hogtied pigs kinda sad and scary >.> not sure how to care for pigs hope they like onions 
    Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... Now that's a nightmare.
    Good luck taking care of them! :/
    Posted 14 months ago by Cirnots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Loving this thread.

    Imagine opening a cabinet in a brand new home and seeing shelf after shelf of bound and gagged piggies...
    Posted 14 months ago by Sheepalot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am laughing so hard right now.
    Posted 14 months ago by Space Core Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Daymn. Better start gardening and leave some crops for the piggies or you'll wind up with a pile of meat.
    Posted 14 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yes it was very creepy all those piggies just stuffed in to a closet what i dont get is why??  Why lock them away :(  i am feeding them onions and grain right now 
    Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • wow,  i am just laughing soo hard right now at that though.
    Posted 14 months ago by DriveSafe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm in tears laughing at the cabinet of pigs. I think you may be able to release them in the wild. You can always not feed them and let them die.
    Posted 14 months ago by Jarhaven Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The house probably belonged to a former hogtied piggy tycoon who has recently fallen on hard times.
    Posted 14 months ago by dr_loplop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Piggies will eat any veggies.  1 veggie per piggy per game day.  Veggies = anything you can buy from the produce vendor or as seeds from the gardening vendor.

    Onion is a veggie.  Grain isn't though.

    And (just facepalm) at whoever stuffed the piggies in the closet.
    Posted 14 months ago by Pming Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Get yourself some piggie feeders.  I'll be willing to come by and fill them up for you, if you don't have remote herdkeeping.
    Posted 14 months ago by Daffy Lurksalot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • genius
    Posted 14 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pure. Gold. I die.
    Posted 14 months ago by Zu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is my favourite thread. Cannot stop laughing.
    Posted 14 months ago by Xacau Feera Blin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is hilarious!!!

    SN: The previous owner may have hogtied them so they wouldn't die between them and you.  (though, I am unsure as to whether this would work - sounds like a semi-viable idea.)
    Posted 14 months ago by fadingfastx3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I feel terrible for the piggies, and the shock of discovering a cabinet full of them! 0_0
    Posted 14 months ago by Jezzle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This thread is full of awesome!
    Posted 14 months ago by XD Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Reading this at work, people were looking funny at me, especially after I tried to explain a cabinet full of hogtied pigs, lol
    Posted 14 months ago by WeavingTheWeb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Win. You should totally have taken a screenshot.
    Posted 14 months ago by ping Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wait, only 1 veggie per piggie per day? I used to feed them loads of vegetables :P
    Posted 14 months ago by Mandy.23 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sorry. Died laughing. Died happy.  :D
    Posted 14 months ago by Sasca Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They are all doing well now I feed them lots and lots and have been petting them.  I think I will name all of them make them feel more loved :) 
    Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just bet no one fesses up to ever owning that place! Am at work, people are wondering what the heck is so funny! Now all of you stop it! Am laughing so hard I am truly crying, thanks for that! Poor little piggies, let em out for Groddle Sake! Huggs!
    Posted 14 months ago by Midnight1226 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Please Satarell - if you are not already a professional comedian - could I suggest that as a career move?  {{{hugs}}} and loving ya
    Posted 14 months ago by Sasca Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Please Satarell - if you are not already a professional comedian - could I suggest that as a career move?  {{{hugs}}} and loving ya
    Posted 14 months ago by Sasca Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL.Bless.. brilliant..bit of a shame about the cupboard full of hogtied piggies though..that's a bit ughh  ... Still least they have a nice owner now who will make them smile  lol :D..Buy an animal feeder....holler on any of us to come fill it for you, we will help you feed the piggies..

     satarell  piggy sanctuary..ALL donations welcome  .. :D x
    Posted 14 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my. That's hilarious and sad. I get the image of a serial killer's fridge full of heads.
    Posted 14 months ago by Little Miss Giggles Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This was awesome to read this morning. Thank you.
    Posted 14 months ago by Wellsie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can not stop laughing. I really want to do that to someone now.
    Posted 14 months ago by Gwyn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is fantastic! I am laughing so hard and the thought of a cabby full o' piggies! Poor little darlings!  LMAO
    Posted 14 months ago by CoffeeSnob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So... 6 hours after reading this - I'm in the middle of a Cultural Diversity lecture... and I think of this - just as the instructor is talking about how people here in Eastern NC love pig pickin's.

    Pure gold :)
    Posted 14 months ago by fadingfastx3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Satarell, I just mailed you a spare piggy feeder I had lying around - I got it in a great trade from the Rube.  Good luck with the new herd!
    Posted 14 months ago by Cithra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMG hilarious XD  rotflmao!
    Posted 14 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love it lol!
    Posted 14 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Has anyone seen my cabinet of hog tied pigs...i seemed to have misplaced them....
    Posted 14 months ago by Really Pissed Off Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rofl so hard, satarelli!! This is the best thread ever!!! Hope I don't have nightmares tonite about hog-tied piggies in my closet, lol.  Bless you for taking care of the abandoned piggies. :D
    Posted 14 months ago by Pinkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pleaaaase say you took a screenshot XD
    Posted 14 months ago by Jia-pop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh My Giants!!! Who would fill a cabinet with hog-tied piggies? Oh, the poor things! So glad they have someone now who will love them and care for them. And 18 piggies is a LOT of piggies!! I hope that's a big house, satarelli!!
    Posted 14 months ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Say.. I've ben putting down grain and it has been slowly disappearing.. is it the chicken and not the pig eating it?

    And I just have to ask. how MANY piggies were tied up in there? Like... the whole cabinet? What does your house look like now with a raoming herd?

    !Kona
    Posted 14 months ago by LadyKona Paradox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Maybe they were playing sardines :D
    Posted 14 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • this is the best thread /ever/
    Posted 14 months ago by Snowpuff Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WOW thank you everyone for all the help I had no idea how to take care of pigs or what to do with so many you guys are so awesome and helpful :D I am learning the animal skills now so I can better take care of the piggies :) 

    Poe, Alice, Sunny, Jelly, Happy, Vinny, George, Curls, Ebby, Maple, Dave, and Xavy Thank you as well

    Please don't send me anymore pigs it is nice how ever the 12 pigs I have now is more then enough.  
    Posted 14 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Happy ending.  :D 
    This really is the best thread ever.
    Posted 14 months ago by Saralein Subscriber! | Permalink
  • just feed him and pet him well :)
    Posted 14 months ago by tiptronic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love this thread!   Glad things worked out for you Satarell.
    Posted 14 months ago by Iconoclast Subscriber! | Permalink
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