Stop that! Stop that at once, I say! Stop playing house with the Focusing Orb! YOU ARE DISTRACTING IT FROM ITS MEDITATIVE STUDIES AND IT IS NOT EVEN AN ANIMATE OBJECT. IT DOES NOT EVEN RESEMBLE AN ANIMATE OBJECT! And stop eating so much pie! And that tagine! Ugh, that rich tagine! Think about your health! For all your mutterings you never stop to think about what you're eating! Is that my candy? PUT IT BACK! Focusing orb! How could you let him do all this? You're supposed to be responsible and mature! Act more like a focused meditation orb!
AYN! Stop talking to that bear! It is not real! Bears don't even exist! There are only six animals in Ur and not a single one of them is a bear! And if you must get on my bed, TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES! TAKE THEM OFF, I SAY!
LUDWIG!!!