not one I made up, but one sadly used on me recently.
glitchy: can I make you a drink?
me: um, yeah, sure.
glitchy: You seem the type of woman to make the earth move, I'll make you an earthshaker.
me: um, on second thoughts, no thanks.
I suppose it would only be a pick up line if you were Sheldon from Big Bang Theory buttttttt..: "Well.... Those hips indicate you would be capable of startling fecundity!!"
"My Funpickle can teleport you anywhere. Even my bedroom.".
"I want my Walloping big Diamond in your Bigger Bag.".
"Let's play Charades, and guess the safe word!".
"Is that a censor bar, or are you happy to see me?".
"HURRY UP PLEASE, IT'S TIME."
"If you were a piggy, I'd totally nibble you.".
"You want to massage my butterfly? You don't even need lotion.".
You make my bubbles hard.
Lemme season your beans.
I wanna poke into your stinky cheese.
Hey, you want some of my meat in your bun?
I'm gonna harvest your cherries.