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#### a chicken named Chuck Norris

So, husband and I are sitting here, Glitching, as we do before bedtime most nights (because we are just THAT exciting), and he turns to me and says, "I just squeezed a chicken named Chuck Norris."
A second passes and then he says, "Actually, you don't squeeze a chicken named Chuck Norris. A chicken named Chuck Norris puts itself in your hand and compresses your fingers around itself and allows the grain to escape."

Posted 4 months ago by traypup | Permalink

### Replies

- Lol
  Posted 4 months ago by Reni's Mum | Permalink
- :D
  Posted 4 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught | Permalink
- I name chickens Cluck Norris :D
  Posted 4 months ago by Vastra | Permalink
- Nice!
  Posted 4 months ago by Serra | Permalink
- I dont like chicks with male names, if i see them I change the name .... so sorry *looks at feet*
  Chicks are girls :)))
  Posted 4 months ago by LolaPop | Permalink
- I've named a few chickens Cluck Norris.
  Posted 4 months ago by Octo | Permalink
- I've always swapped chuck for chook; chook norris, chook barris, chook berry, chook jones, et al.
  Posted 4 months ago by malo | Permalink
- a)Ok, this was funny.
  b)Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not as a result name more chickens Chuck Norris.
  Posted 4 months ago by Meromorphic | Permalink
- Well Chuck is a nickname of Charlie, and Charlie can be a female name , so there you go. Chuck is now a unisex name:)
  Posted 4 months ago by Muncey Mango | Permalink
- I just spewed Diet Dr. Pepper all over my laptop - thanks a lot, traypup's hubby! :P
  Posted 4 months ago by Chazerei | Permalink