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I think there should be a place in Ur where you can find a dead horse and the only action is to beat it. 

Posted 4 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • There is already that location: "FORUMS"  :)

    Edit: And Kevbob is the only one who can haul the horse away.
    Posted 4 months ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL, Patricia!
    Posted 4 months ago by Hawkwell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOLZ!!
    Posted 4 months ago by Dr. Babycat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If I gave you one as a gift, would you look it in the mouth?
    Posted 4 months ago by ZombieVegan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D
    Posted 4 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You could drag one to water, but you can't make it drink. Particularly if it's already dead.
    Posted 4 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -1 energy -1 imagination and +2 mood per whack
    Posted 4 months ago by Benzyl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In the interest of preventing cruelty to animals, it could be a dead saw-horse, and we could craft them ourselves out of a tin ingot and some planks.   You could put it in your yard like a gnome and program it with a few phrases to say when beaten, such as "this street is PUBLIC", and "I can do what I want!" and "Playing Glitch is all about having fun!"  
    Posted 4 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like one of a different color, please.
    Posted 4 months ago by TransplantedEntwife Subscriber! | Permalink
  • also:  we can eat them!
    Posted 4 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +2 to TransplantedEntwife
    Posted 4 months ago by Holly Waterfall Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like a pommel horse, if only for the reason that the olympics reminded me how much I like saying that. Pommel horse, pommel horse, pommel horse, pommel horse! 
    Posted 4 months ago by Candy Warhol Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1  this topic

    :D
    Posted 4 months ago by Li'll Missy Brenda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • hahahah!! Yep!
    Posted 4 months ago by Amelia-Fae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • quick.. someone get out the onions rings before elf gets here!

    +1 glitchillion to papa legba
    Posted 4 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would totally beat on dead horses.  You could use the dead horse to provide glue which then you can glue together new furniture stuffs!
    Posted 4 months ago by jerk face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1

    best idea
    favorite post
    Posted 4 months ago by Classical Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I dislike this thread... and the horse you rode in on.
    Posted 4 months ago by Flash McPherson Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't try to impose your dead horse beating play style on me! We should play the way we want to!
    Posted 4 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Moose beats dead horse every time. SO THERE

    Vote Moose/Orange Drink 2012
    Posted 4 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If wishes were dead horses, kevbob would ride.
    Posted 4 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • IrnBru
    Posted 4 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Perhaps it wouldn't REALLY be dead - just resting.
    (Then comes the watering & feeding & petting contingent loudly opposed to the beaters & reapers!)
    ok. i'm removing myself from this thread now.
    Posted 4 months ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The horse could have two additional actions, "nod" and "wink," which do the same thing. (Nothing.)
    Posted 4 months ago by Good Pilgrim Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I really had to move it to Ideas. :)
    Posted 4 months ago by kevbob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • darn it kevbob!
    Posted 4 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You ruinded my favorite thread ever  :(

    Bad kevbob

    ;)
    Posted 4 months ago by Li'll Missy Brenda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ kevbob - I suspect you like this idea.
    Posted 4 months ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dead pommel horse, beat it enough and you get its head which you can then put in people's beds.

    Of course to make this more worthwhile it'd also drop string and general fabric. But I think people would like the head more.
    Perhaps you could wear it as a hat.
    Posted 4 months ago by Avnas Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aww, Idea forum. :(
    Oh well, I still think my idea rocks. 
    Posted 4 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • kevbob is being the pinprick in the balloon of Glitch.
    Posted 4 months ago by Patricia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • aw. don't hate on kevbob.  that's my job!

    *GRRRRRS*
    Posted 4 months ago by shhexy corin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, please.. please.. can we beat dead horses??  
    I would build it and smack it and call it Charlie..... or Trojan or Hobby

    What if the dead horse was a renewable resource like the other home street items?  One day someone delivers a smack and it collapses in a heap until it's rebuilt.  

    (hugs Papa Legba for such a great idea and thread)  
    Posted 4 months ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 and ditto to Walruz's comment.

    Though I have only ever heard the more common 'to flog a dead horse'. I prefer flog as it isn't as violent-y sounding.

    Interestingly to flog or beat a dead horse used to mean getting paid for work in advance before the modern meaning. Don't know how you could work that into the game schematic.

    Personally I would like them to be sea horses - the stallion of the sea

    We could use their tails as lasso's to capture things (and people). Keep things in their stomach pouches, ride them, etc.

    RL sea horses make musical sounds when they mate, again, don't know how you would work that into the game "You allowed Papa Legba's sea horse to hump your leg. You receive 1500iMG".
    Posted 4 months ago by Cleops Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I thought dolphins were the ones being flogged?
    Posted 4 months ago by Malus Agricola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Flogging is only less violent if you're not doing it right.
    Posted 4 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • XD Djabrill

    +1, too.
    Posted 4 months ago by Sunshine Tentacles Subscriber! | Permalink
  • still laughing at walruz's comment! Snort!
    Posted 4 months ago by natsumi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And we could have Dead Horse Races!
    Posted 4 months ago by Xocd Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I also want my dead saw-horse to be of a different color.

    A saw-horse I can craft myself, and stick fibers on for a mane and tail, and attach a note to outlining my pet peeve of the day. It should have little sewn button Xs for eyes. Oh, and I'll need a wood rod to smack it with.

    I want to put it on my street where others can take a whack at it too, if they want. Every now and then a random whack should generate a piñata's worth of candy.

    That'll make us ALL want to horse around, amirite? Horse-play for EVERYONE!
    Posted 4 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink