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Boobies! (Not what you probably think!)

A discussion arose in Global today wherein it was noticed the lack of boobies in Glitch. I propose this be fixed. Have the toy vendor sell a set of small birds (like these ). Give them verbs like "Boobie Smoosh" to press them against another player, or "Show Boobies" to flaunt your small flightless fowl. And if you Show Boobies enough, maybe a chance of earning Beads, or maybe a Shiny Object of No Intrinsic Value or something. The possibilities are endless. :)

EDIT: Changed the title since it was pointed out that people may think this is a request for porn or something. :)

Posted 14 months ago by TrentSkunk Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I saw the title and thought this was a request for actual nudity.

    I love that idea!  The boobies pun is one of my favorites and it fits in so well with the Glitch sense of humor... especially since we can already moon people.

    +1
    Posted 14 months ago by Crifmer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got excited, then i read the post...

    Walla Walla is sad :(
    Posted 14 months ago by Walla Walla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It could be an attachment to the Emo Bear? Also, for science, you should know there are Boobies with foot colors other than Blue.
    Posted 14 months ago by Stuv Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love my boobies. I want them in-game, too.
    Posted 14 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1

    ....+1
    Posted 14 months ago by Arii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +2

    (Well, I don't really like the idea so much, but I absolutely had to make that joke.)
    Posted 14 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... I have to say I like this.

    And I'm not the kind of person who would normally like such a proposal.

    Well-imagined, TrentSkunk.
    Posted 14 months ago by Clumdalglitch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What about "Jiggle Boobies"? :D
    Posted 14 months ago by Arii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Arii - Hah, could have them make a squawking sound when jiggled. :) Oh, and the pic in the toy vendor should just be a heavily pixelated blur with CENSORED across the front, so nobody that doesn't get the joke realizes what they're getting until they buy them. :)
    Posted 14 months ago by TrentSkunk Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love these boobies! As a real life "bird person," I couldn't concur more. They are, in addition to being a great pun, adorable.

    +10^10
    Posted 14 months ago by Susan Sontag Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bwahahaha... yes, yes, yes. It fits with the general humor of the place perfectly.
    Posted 14 months ago by Zurin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Ximenez: LOL!
    Posted 14 months ago by TK-855 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • More ability's for all is a plus, 

    pun humor..., gotta love it.
    +1
    Posted 14 months ago by Roland Conner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1!
    Posted 14 months ago by Zeezee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Wondre Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -1000 That's one of the three things that I wouldn't like to see on a glitch. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You didn't read the OP, Rook!
    Posted 13 months ago by Effigy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No, I did, I did on the day it came out, but the sheer appearance shouldn't be...oh... Yeah, I didn't read the toy vendor part XD. Yet if someone at 14 plays this game ... whatever. :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL. Would totally buy a pair of boobie birds to jiggle. That's fun.
    Posted 13 months ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ Subscriber! | Permalink