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#### ₡ 1,000,000 Currants for Every Hidden Achievement Discovered (with upload time no later than December 31 2011)

It has come to light that hidden achievements previously unheard of lurk within the realm of Ur. Some of these achievements have remained undiscovered for many months, even dating back to Beta days. One such case surfaced this morning in the form of Holy Zamboni. This achievement had not been stumbled upon even accidentally by anyone at any time in the past 5 months, and is also not listed in the Encyclopedia.
There is a 99.9999999% chance*** other such secret achievements exist. Other than the fact that secret achievements are no longer really secret once discovered, they were still at one point a mystery, much like the Holy Zamboni having gone under the radar for many Glitchian years...
I am offering a 1 million currants bounty to the verified original discoverer of each hidden achievement that has been undiscovered as of February 24 2012. The hidden achievement must also have an upload date no later than December 31 2011 (so "old" hidden achievements that no one has stumbled upon yet). This offer stands for each newly discovered hidden achievement fitting the aforementioned criteria; thus if you discover 3, then your prize is 3 million. Hidden achievements are qualified by their lack of entry in the official Encyclopedia page. Hidden achievements also do not have a URL linked to the achievement name when viewing on profile feeds and your achievements page. They also do not appear in the API.
No Longer a Hidden Achievement
Cubimal Wrangler | Have held at least 1 of each of the 23 Cubimals in your inventory at some point
Existing Hidden Achievements
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2011

- Ascended | Level 1+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Beta Cherub | Level 11+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Beta Seraph | Level 23+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Beta Ophan | Level 31+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Shiny Happy Beta Angel | Level 41+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Archangel of Beta | Level 61+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Archistratege of Beta | Level 83+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- Hypersupermagic Clareangel | Level 101+ Beta [No longer obtainable]
- 11 Secrets of the Jethimadh Tower Base | Went to all 11 secret locations in the Jethimadh Tower: Base hub
- Holy Zamboni | Crunched 1009+ Ice
- Super Awesome Intern | A super-special, ultra-unique, "thank you for being a snowflake" award for your outstanding contribution to Glitchology. [No longer obtainable]
- 11 Clusters of DNAja vu | Found all 11 DNA's
- Hairball Gonzales | Covered an arbitrary amount of distance (i.e. as far as possible) when using Essence of Hairball
- Rook Ranger | Used Essence of Rookswort during a real Rook Attack (not dice-rolled)
- Elementary Penguin | Used 3+ Essences of Purple
- Confounder of Logic | Unlearned Unlearning I (1) [No longer obtainable]
- Pop Idol | Pulled open 13+ Glitchmas Crackers
- Licensed To Brush Foxes | Talk to the Fox Ranger at any Habitat, Park, or Reserve

2012

- Barman of Death | Ended the useful life of 3 cultivated items using Wine of the Dead
- Noise-Bringer | Made metal music for sloths
- The Cigar | Came very close to top contributor status (Place 27th, 28th, 29th, or 30th in a Feat)
- The Walking Frozed | Froze your brain 11 times
***31.4159% chance all statistics are made up

Posted 10 months ago by TomC | Permalink

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- if you dont need any skills then ill try chatting with 1009 people lets see what happens with that...
  Posted 10 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- Ah, I understand now. Since there is still a potential slew of hidden achievements that have been uploaded up until the new year, and we haven't found them yet. So, the 1 million bounty is only available for achievements that came before 2012, not new ones that are added in 2012. I thought you meant that the bounty cut off (could only claim the prize) was 12/31/2011. For which, it had already passed, and therefore no one could have claimed the bounty.
  Posted 10 months ago by Wyrd One | Permalink
- Ahh Wyrd, I see what you mean! Yes there are many achievements added in 2011 that haven't been found yet. There could be some new ones related to the new housing but they would most likely have been added more recently and may be very easy to discover when the time comes, thus not quite worthy of a million compared to some of these longer buried achievements.
  Posted 10 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- Hey TomC!
  I guess none of the ones from the previous thread count then =).
  Hey, in glitchium.com/achievements/id/ where do the ID numbers come from? Are you generating those values?
  Also, I just saw your achievement rarity list (I didn't realize I was duplicating some of your work on my achievements tool). I assume this means you've looked through all those pages for hidden achievements and there's no new ones?
  Posted 10 months ago by SequelGuy | Permalink
- Haha yeah ones already found don't count. The ID #'s come from the pre-processed URLs in the Activity Feed. Unfortunately those URLs are processed server side into the encyclopedia type names which then lose the ID's so no way to visit pages based on ID's to see which achievement it is. Oh and you aren't duplicating anything! You started it first anyhow, and each page serves a different kind of metric.
  Posted 10 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- Rook Ranger works. I have the badge
  Posted 10 months ago by Jessenya | Permalink
- Bet you anything one of them is raising 1009 chickens.
  Posted 10 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- idk if this is hidden or not but for chatting with 83 people u get a badge look at my badges for the name
  Posted 10 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- No CDOG, they have been around since Alpha :)
  Posted 10 months ago by ~Annie~ | Permalink
- Looks like it's a no for any hidden badge with activating broccoli - went thru over 1009 of them and no badge.
  Posted 10 months ago by JoJoJoey | Permalink
- Nobodys Confirmed that there is no badge for the Piggy Plop, i guess ill do it...
  Posted 10 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- instead of doing piggy plop i did repairing and got 2505 or something like that and got...
  Chief of Tinkering Operations
  is that hidden or not idk if it is
  Posted 10 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- not hidden.
  I have popped 1009 bubbles and hummed to a piglet 1009 times. nothing
  Posted 10 months ago by bored no more | Permalink
- Well, there is no hidden badge for racing a Dustbunny Cubimal 1,009 times, but it really pissed the people in Cebarkul off! I had to go home to finish it. LOL!
  Posted 10 months ago by gracerigney | Permalink
- CDOG, if you look at your achievements, the ones that have a clickable link to the encyclopedia are not hidden. Hidden achievements have a badge image, but the text is black and not clickable.
  Posted 10 months ago by oscarette | Permalink
- O ok thanks!
  Posted 10 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- What about completely breaking tools that have durability? Many times or one of each?
  Has anyone been able to break their smelter? I'm getting a remainder error, so I can't drive it to 0. Gets to like 2 which isn't enough to do anything with.
  Posted 9 months ago by LokiPDX | Permalink
- Hmm that's an intriguing point about the Smelter; I've never realized I hadn't broken the smelter despite having the usage bar... The Cauldron and Tincturing Kit can be broken, but I've never broken the Transmogrification tools (Spice, Bubble, Gas, Fruit) or the Bean / Egg Seasoners.
  Posted 9 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- I've broken my Smelter. You have to stop repairing it early in order to line up the durability with the usage rate.
  I've never broken the Seasoners or the Transmogrifiers - and I've got all the badges that go with them.
  Something I haven't done, a la certain collection badges, is hold every broken tool at once. I also don't know if I've broken both types of all the tools that come in two types (Hoe, Scraper, Watering Can, Pick, what am I missing?)
  Posted 9 months ago by Stuv | Permalink
- Ah thanks for the Smelter insight, Stuv!
  The Grinder also comes in two types.
  Posted 9 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- drinking 1009 coffees do not seem to give a badge either :(
  Posted 9 months ago by Wyrd One | Permalink
- as of now im trying to play 1 noteblock 1009 times
  Posted 9 months ago by cam cam | Permalink
- Are we sure Rook Ranger is from using Essence of Rookswort? I tried that one or two times and failed, then tried Rook Balm and got the achievement. So either there's some delay in getting the badge, or some trick to it, or it's Rook Balm, not the Essence. It was a while ago, but I was pretty sure at the time that the Rook Balm did the trick.
  Posted 9 months ago by Zauberberg | Permalink
- Try Dust sticking 1009 times (you may get a badge but make sure it was realeased before dec.)
  Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- Interesting Zauberberg, I got it with Essence of Rookswort but it may have changed?
  Posted 9 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- I got it with essence in the last couple of days.
  Posted 9 months ago by Pii | Permalink
- Not that it qualifies, but are there any badges for making (or eating, or evaluating) Pi's?
  Posted 9 months ago by Rayana | Permalink
- Rayana, so far it doesn't look like anyone got badges involving Pi's. Someone has made well over 227 and 314 Pi's now.
  Posted 9 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- Rook Ranger is awarded when for "Fending off the Rook with the aid of a tincture." Rook Balm is a potion, and I got the badge before I had even held Rook Balm. It's definitely the Essence. But that's so weird there was such a delay! I wonder if you have to imbibe it within a certain time frame with the attack?
  Posted 9 months ago by Csophae | Permalink
- I wonder about inspecting gravestones?
  Posted 9 months ago by forcep | Permalink
- [redacted]
  Posted 9 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- forcep, interesting idea! Though gravestones are much more difficult to come by now, would have been easier before!
  Posted 9 months ago by TomC | Permalink
- I unlearned Unlearning I, but didn't get an achievement. EDIT: Logged in, now I have it under my "recent achievements" although it was not announced in-game.
  Posted 9 months ago by Lorris | Permalink
- Klikini, you will get the award screen the next time you enter the world.
  Posted 9 months ago by MaryLiLamb | Permalink
- I've inspected every gravestone I've ever encountered since the game launched, in hope of getting some kind of "morbid curiosity" badge--must be hundreds and hundreds of stones by now, given that they used to stick around--but no banana. The only reward has been seeing gems like "Here Lies Live Your Dreams" and, at the base of a tree, "Here Lies Squirrel Boy".
  Posted 9 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips | Permalink
- Ha, I was pretty much going to say exactly what you did VS!
  Posted 9 months ago by HAVOK PEW SUMMERS | Permalink
- Hey, I just got a glitch fun fact from a glitchmas cracker... it mentioned the tradition of soaking people on the "sprinkling" holiday. I wonder if there is a seasonal sprinkling holiday for sprinkling?
  Posted 9 months ago by LokiPDX | Permalink
- Has anyone tried pressing Square on a Pi 1,009 Times?
  Posted 9 months ago by I Love You TS | Permalink
- Has anybody unlearned all the skills?!
  Posted 9 months ago by forcep | Permalink
- Well apparently I achieved the Seam Streets Completist Badge! You know, for visiting every place in Seam Streets!
  Posted 9 months ago by Sweetie | Permalink
- forcep: yes learned them all, unlearned them all, learned 1, unlearned 1, learned them all again. Don't ask......
  Posted 9 months ago by Tricky Woo | Permalink
- @Sweetie: directions please to Seam Streets!
  Posted 9 months ago by Gordon Lughsen | Permalink
- i swear i've visited all the seam streets but I MUST be missing a few...
  Posted 9 months ago by Sororia Rose | Permalink
- There is no badge for visiting all the seam streets.
  Posted 9 months ago by MaryLiLamb | Permalink
- There isn't any seam streets completist badge, only regions completists. Sweetie I checked your profile and badges and you don't have a seam street completist badge. :)
  Posted 9 months ago by ~Annie~ | Permalink
- I read 1009 Notes.
  I earned a visit to the optometrist, but otherwise no achievement.
  Posted 9 months ago by The Cat Face | Permalink
- I went further than Fyordor and pushed Krazy Salts 1009 times, but alas, no achievement. And my fingers hurt.
  Posted 9 months ago by Csophae | Permalink
- Has anyone ever hummed at 1009 piglets?
  Posted 9 months ago by IrenicRhonda | Permalink
- @LokiPDX and @Stuv
  I have a set of all [now 26] broken tools, but there seems not to be any achievement for it
  alchemical tongs
  awesome pot
  blender
  cauldron [I missed this one at first]
  cocktail shaker
  crystalmalizing chamber
  famous pugilist grill
  fancy pick
  frying pan
  grand ol' grinder
  grinder
  hatchet
  high-class hoe
  hoe
  irrigator 9000
  knife & board
  pick
  quill
  saucepan
  scraper
  shovel
  smelter
  super scraper
  tincturing kit
  tinkertool
  watering can
  There is some archival data of broken Spice Mills, but it doesn't seem breakable now.
  Is there any other breakable item I have overlooked? Let me know.
  Posted 9 months ago by mr granberry | Permalink
- ^ Just off the top of my head, Cauldron.
  Posted 9 months ago by Lx’s Ghost | Permalink

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