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Copulation Bonus re; Batterflies

Having often seen the batterflies referred to as "f***ing bats"  by those on the eternal quest for guano, I would like to respectfully request that TS introduce the "copulation bonus"  as a small reward for the diligence and patience of those brave enduring Glitchen who trudge through the tedium of guano gathering.  Let there be the occasional gift of 1 guano per 1 food in an unlimited number to keep the moral up and the smiles on our sweet muppet faces.

*many thanks given to Ananda, for this idea*

Posted 94 days ago by Li'll Missy Brenda Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • +1 LOL
    Posted 94 days ago by Ananda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Shouldn't that be "coprolation"?

    +1 for guano bonuses.
    Posted 93 days ago by Lucille Ball Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I had to see where this thread was going.  lol  Would have never guessed it was about Guano.

    I agree a surprise guano bonus every now and then would be helpful.  
    Posted 93 days ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1
    Posted 93 days ago by Minkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How about a behavior where periodically, the bats dive bomb you, with an appropriate splat!  And voila, +1 guano in your bag!
    Posted 92 days ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah, "copulation" isn't the word you were looking for, unless this suggestion is too obscure for me.
    Posted 91 days ago by Janitch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1
    Posted 91 days ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D Janitch, copulation = f****** (bats)

    +1
    Posted 91 days ago by glassy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Crashtestpilot --- Yes!  Divebombing batterflies that look for the opportunity to unload on unsuspecting glitches.  
    Posted 91 days ago by Ooola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Exactly glassy!   :D

    also edited to reflect the nature of the post.
    Posted 91 days ago by Li'll Missy Brenda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ah, OK. I thought you were going for a variant of "copro-" given that you want them to give extra guano. (I.e., I thought you meant "coprolation bonus".)

    Copulation is a specific act. "Fucking" in this usage is a generic negative adjective, not related to sex.
    Posted 91 days ago by Janitch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's a pun, Janitch.
    Posted 90 days ago by MG Botia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I really expected someone to have replied "copulation is its own bonus" to this post, and yet here you all are talking about grammar.

    Would also like to (re)submit a request for a special whistling skill that uses a lot of energy but when applied would make all batterflies in the immediate vicinity poop.  Even better--two Glitches whistling simultaneously would have the desired effect.  It might be cool to have large teams of whistlers spread out across a cavernous region and attempt a mass colon blow, unless of course this triggered a Rook attack. 
    Posted 89 days ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 2 Guano bonus upgrades have come into existence! Efficient Prunes and Lavish Laxative
    Posted 84 days ago by Mart Lume Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fantastic quality of life additions.
    Posted 84 days ago by Mount Aspen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Excellent!
    Posted 82 days ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink