good thinkin' Nanookie. I'd belt a canary-stuffed purple pompadour half the size of gay Paree on my scalp and break croissants with Charles de Gaulle until les vaches came home.
You can be a snuff sniffin' Flaneur with me. Then we can start a hairy street gang that just stands around chatting about kicking peoples' keisters and admiring each other's birds.
I support this motion for beards! There have been more sightings of bigfoot in the last 7 years than there have been of me without facial hair... go beards!
I have never horked, but I've never tried. Unless we're talking about that thing where you cough and a weird little white ball comes up, because that's happened a few times. I call it tonsil cheese, and I think it would be a great addition to a FANCY CHEESE PLATE.
not having a beard option is anti-hirsutist surely. In the interests of equality and non-discrimination, bears should be an option.
p.s. This does not mean that those with long gnome-like beards in danger of turning into cousin-it should be allowed to store items concealed within it like extra bag storage-slots.
There is a certain ladies hairdo that makes ladies look like they have goatees. Maybe they could create a new, more masculine do that includes that goatee.
so i just happened to see doctor barf in the miney lands and i gotta say that his chin looked mighty chilly. and then i discovered that this thread was not locked! whaddaya know...
For real though. I'd like my glitch to have a beard as nice as mine IRL. I don't like my avatar having a naked face being that he's my online representation of myself.
i'm suffering significant ingrowth of hair from repressing my natural beardish tendencies. yesterday i felt some whiskers start poking around my tonsils.
in the meantime, i'd like to propose jack lalane/andy rooney/martin scorcese eyebrows as a way to sublimate my follicular urges in a productive direction
i'm suffering significant ingrowth of hair from repressing my natural beardish tendencies. yesterday i felt some whiskers start poking around my tonsils.
in the meantime, i'd like to propose jack lalane/andy rooney/martin scorcese eyebrows as a way to sublimate my follicular urges productively