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Always

Always keep some spinach in your bag,
Always keep some spinach in your bag,

For then if you are contacted by a little guy
holding a contraband package
and telling you to fly,
The Bureaucrat will chase you,
But then it'll say, "Ooh...
"The Glitch, alas,
is much too fast.
She I can't pursue."
And with a wail it'll turn its tail
And leave, the green old hag,
And you'll reach your destination, mostly free of lag.
If you always, always, always,
Always, always, always,
Always, always keep spinach in your bag.

Posted 4 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Damn, I don't have any. And I need it for my anti gravity rainbow potion too! D:
    Posted 4 months ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This poem is awesome ^_^ (I think I know what poem the original is, too...Achoo!)
    Posted 4 months ago by Akane Tuna Subscriber! | Permalink
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    This is a good post.
    Thank you for your wise words.
    Next time I will soar.

    :~D
    Posted 4 months ago by Rannera Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *golfclap*  and I learned something today.
    Posted 4 months ago by Celeloriel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awesome poem, and very true! *hugs her spinach*
    Posted 4 months ago by Saphy Subscriber! | Permalink