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You know you're addicted to Glitch when..

Since we can't have fun playing the game this weekend I thought maybe we could have some forum fun :) I'll start!

You know you're addicted to Glitch when ..
.. you see a pig and your first instinct is to nibble on it.

Posted 22 months ago by Jenna Banana Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • ...you constantly haunt the forums and have it bookmarked :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Gabi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you're put of cheese, so you visit your local butterfly garden.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you think you will be full with energy when the day ends.
    would come quite usefull, though.
    Posted 22 months ago by Slokda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you incessantly reload the glitch web page looking for an uncovered Enter The World button.
    Posted 22 months ago by en Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you constantly discuss Glitch with your friends all day and fill pages and pages of Glitch chatter...
    We know we're addicted and proud of it!
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When YOU spend ALL afternoon, gathering your friends mobile phone numbers from all corners of the globe. THEN tying to figure out what their area/country code is. Just so we can set up a Glitch alert... OPEN.........who me? lol :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you only buy cherries; because you can turn them into any fruit you want - can't you?
    Posted 22 months ago by Cassandria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When my children raise their eyes at me when I mention Glitch for the umpteenth time a day lol
    Posted 22 months ago by Tilly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you seriously debate getting a Glitch tattoo. I'm thinking a Pet Rock would be kind of awesome on my ankle.
    Posted 22 months ago by Sweet Sadie Wren Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... when your partner teases you by singing the Glitch trailer song with silly new lyrics.

    ... when "Glitchdicted" becomes a frequently-used portmanteau in your home.
    Posted 22 months ago by Lark Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you live in a different time zone and have a friend text you in the early hours of the morning with a 'Glitch Open' alert
    Posted 22 months ago by Teena Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... when you see a road construction crew and immediately start looking for patches of dirt
    Posted 22 months ago by Jenna Banana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you find yourself frying up onions, eggs, and humus in order to create a RL version of "messy fry up"
    Posted 22 months ago by teet Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you think it's socially acceptable to walk around wearing nothing but a hat.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you post in this thread.
    Posted 22 months ago by RobotGymnast Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @RobotGymnast Touché.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you type a g into your address bar and all of the links are for glitch :P
    Posted 22 months ago by Gabi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...or an "a" and it comes up "alpha.glitch.com" :-)
    Posted 22 months ago by Tradescantia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yes that too!!
    Posted 22 months ago by Gabi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you don't go out on friday nights anymore, assuming there may be a test.
    Posted 22 months ago by Moumoushou Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you cancel plans on Friday nights because there is a test :)
    Posted 22 months ago by bluto Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you do go out Friday night, but spend the whole time thinking about how you're missing the test.
    Posted 22 months ago by Amy Pond Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when everytime you try to go to a website starting with an 'a' or a 'g' your fingers keep taking you to alpha.glitch.com out of habit! This is getting somewhat maddening!
    Posted 22 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • you name your first born "Stoot"
    Posted 22 months ago by Bob Apple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • haha, that reminds me, i got one of my friends to rename their facebook name to 'Stoot'. *win* :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When Glitch is your homepage on Chrome.
    Posted 22 months ago by Ani Laurel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My Chrome homepages are the Home page, the Skills page, and the Glitch Wiki. ftw?
    Posted 22 months ago by Sweet Sadie Wren Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you use the forums like a slower version of chat.
    Posted 22 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you look back at the forums every 5 minutes even though you know no one will have posted.
    Posted 22 months ago by Aldaris Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (its an old one but)... when your heart starts racing a little bit faster when, for that split second, the 'We're Currently Closed' sign doesn't load. And then it appears. :'(
    Posted 22 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when there's only one account that you follow on twitter that you have configured to send a text message to your phone whenever they post - @isglitchopen.
    Posted 22 months ago by dopiaza Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when all of these are ones you laugh at and do yourself :P
    Posted 22 months ago by Gabi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you've memorized your g_api_token...
    Posted 22 months ago by Yeoman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When you've read this thread more than once.

    Also, when you've told your friends more than once about the absolute thrill of coming upon Astrid and Beatrid; chickens you'd named several weeks ago.
    Posted 22 months ago by Wren Bramble Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you rename your pasta pot "the Awesome Pot." :/
    when you chase your kid off their nickjr games to check Glitch status.
    when your kids know that "early to bed, early to rise" really means that momma's goin' Glitchin'.
    Posted 22 months ago by Elbee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you notice at the top of the page that you're low on energy and mood and want to eat something, but the game is closed.
    Posted 22 months ago by Suzy Spring Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you try to get your boy to join and he won't, so you consider getting a dev to email him and force him to join.

    hey, it's been offered before.
    Posted 22 months ago by Sweet Sadie Wren Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...you have the main page bookmarked in your phone for the sole purpose of showing friends "the zaniest game trailer ever created."...again.
    Posted 22 months ago by dancegrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... part of your birthing plan involves playing Glitch during early labor, test schedule permitting.
    Posted 22 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Eglantine Glitch definitely would have helped with my first kid, lol!
    Posted 22 months ago by Elbee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you find ways to slip the word "glitch" into the conversation and then find yourself smiling slightly, daydreaming a little of those good times when Glitch is open
    Posted 22 months ago by Gracie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you're away from home and upon stumbling upon a WiFi connection, the first thing you do is check the Glitch forums to see what's going on...
    Posted 22 months ago by dopiaza Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you try to click "behind" the WE'RE CURRENTLY CLOSED sign just to see if there is a chance you can ENTER
    Posted 22 months ago by Bindy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when you check the glitch home page for updates more than your facebook page for updates.
    Posted 22 months ago by Blivet Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yes to the finding yourself wanting to eat something when low on energy and the game's not on. i'll take that one step further and add: when you make sure to eat something before the game closes so as to avoid that pesky problem :)
    Posted 22 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Great list! Tattoo … perhaps the crab? ;)
    Posted 22 months ago by jdawg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when your heart skips a beat because "God" spoke.
    Posted 22 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...when you hop on the computer every 15 minutes to check if anyone posted on the forums. Unless, of course, there's a test going on, in which case you're inevitably playing.

    Re: tattoo - I think having Rube on your neck would be really awesome.
    Posted 22 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ....when you successfully get your boyfriend to play the game and he jumps up six levels in one night :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Skylla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...and curses you for getting him addicted...hehe
    Posted 22 months ago by Skylla Subscriber! | Permalink
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