hee hee...Mahkia, I am sure your wood trees are treated so well and with such love, they have no sense that they are being exploited in this egregious fashion...or maybe it's just the sadist in you!
Haha, Nanookie! XD My trees are growing big and strong, actually! I don't harvest them because I want to give them time to grow. Notice how you never see a fully grown wood tree in the wild? They're always cut down in their youth! D:
Lord Bacon-O seems to have some documentation from some other area that I don't recognize, but it just proves my point. The big trees are going to pop out of the backgrounds and come stomp our smooth muppety butts!
Don't get caught with your axe in hand when the day comes, folks. Because it is coming...
When the trees rise up, woodcutters will be the first against the wall! I might need to put my tree outfit back on, so they know I'm an ally. And hide the hatchet!
There is unrest in the forest
There is trouble with the trees
For the bubbles want more sunlight
And the wood trees ignore their pleas
The trouble with the bubbles
(And they're quite convinced they're right)
They say the wood trees are just too lofty
And they grab up all the light
But the wood trees can't help their feelings
If they like the way they're made
And they wonder why the bubbles
Can't be happy in their shade
There is trouble in the forest
And the creatures all have fled
As the bubbles scream 'Oppression!'
And the woods just shake their heads
So the bubbles hired some glitches
And demanded equal rights
'The woods are just too greedy
We will make them give us light'
Now there's no more wood oppression
For they passed a noble law
And the trees are all kept equal
By hatchet, axe and saw