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The Piggies. THE PIGGIES.

My piggies were whining and complaining about being claustrophobic, crowded, etc. etc. I find this ridiculous. I give them nice things to eat--eggs, wheat, potatoes--and all I ask is that they fill up a mere four meat collectors in my basement. Anyway, the oinking and squalling and whining eventually got to me, so I had an idea.

Leftovers from Glitchmas: two wrappable gift boxes. I simply got some bait, stuffed a pig into a box, wrapped it, captured another pig, unwrapped the box, stuffed that into the box, wrapped it again...repeat, until all two boxes were full with six pigs. Boxes were dropped on the floor as a reminder of gratitude. The remaining piggies simply stared.

Only when I exited my home, feeling confident that the lesson would work, I looked up and happened to see this: 'Hog-tied Escape Alert'.
I'm afraid that the piggies will break out. Can they? Will they? I don't want them to! What sort of lesson is that?

EDIT: They have. Two piggies have escaped.
Now you know what not to send as Glitchmas presents next year.
ANOTHER EDIT: The presents were still wrapped!

Posted 12 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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