Why isn't there bacon? We have piggies! Piggies turn into bacon!
With bacon, there's new sandwiches that can be made -- Bacon Lemburgers -- and variations of bacon can be endless! Smoked bacon...thick cut bacon...bacon coated bacon...and other bacony goodness. We could have a new God called Baconia and her primary skill affiliation would be for the new cooking skills Curing and Smoking (ooo...and sausage making...).
Who's with me?