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#### Butler - One of the Most Provoking Creatures on Earth

One day, I was sitting in my living room, restless and waiting for something cool to happen. 4 and a half hours later, I realized that nothing exciting would happen if I just sat there on my monotonous swivel chair. I got up, and too lazy to walk to the door of my house, just teleported outside from my Menus button. Once outside, I decided to amuse myself with my Butler, Zoink who had been busily trying to repair his detached arm.
I sat there, next to Zoink for a couple of minutes. "Maybe I could go and IM a random person to talk! No, that would just be weird. Global chat? Nah, I can't keep up with typing there. I wish that there was someone to talk with," I mumbled to myself. Then something startled me from behind. A dark ominous voice rumbling, "Braains...."
I whirled around, only to see Zoink, my butler. That's it! I could talk to Zoink! I bent down to pat Zoink on the head.
"Hello Zoink!"
"What can I do for you?" Zoink replied.
"I'm just bored and wanting someone to talk to."
"Hrm, I am not sure I understand what you are saying."
"What? How would you not know what I am saying?"
Zoink said back, "To order me to do things, just press these following options! (Options of commands for butlers)"
"I think you're broken, Zoink."
Hrm, I am not so sure I understand what you are saying."
"Knock it off."
"Sorry, what did you say?"
"....Are you just playing with me now?"
"Hrm, not so sure I understand what you are saying."
"HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME?"
"What?"
After going on with this for about 30 minutes, I told him to "DIE", and he mocked me by saying, "braainz."
After that, I took a nuclear bomb to his head and that was the end of that.
So the conclusion to this story is, can we get and order to our butlers to like, explode them or something, whenever they are not a good talking mate? Also, thanks if you liked the name for my
Butler, and you would like to submit yours, just say inside of this thread! And thanks for reading. :)

Posted 6 months ago by FTW BACON!! | Permalink

### Replies

- +1
  Posted 6 months ago by Kristabel | Permalink
- Yeah, I'm sort of surprised TS didn't do more with this (such as ELIZA). I think the text interface is a mistake if they don't do something creative with it.
  Posted 6 months ago by Janitch | Permalink
- Are you by any chance related to OMG BACON!! ?
  Posted 6 months ago by Abby Cadabra | Permalink
- LOL I was wondering the same Abby.
  Posted 6 months ago by Syrup | Permalink
- OMG BACON? She's my Glitchen buddy. :D
  Posted 6 months ago by FTW BACON!! | Permalink
- lol
  Posted 6 months ago by Monkeygirl♥ | Permalink
- Lol funny post... Maybe they'll expand the way we can interact with butlers...
  Posted 6 months ago by sakmet | Permalink
- Somewhere around the first day butler comes out we spoke on global about the butler and Stoot was there. i asked if TS going to make it to be like cleverbot and I think he says he consider to hook butler to cleverbot or let players input theirs own phrases.
  Posted 6 months ago by rosedragon | Permalink
- What is a cleverbot?
  Posted 6 months ago by FTW BACON!! | Permalink
- ...Should I be afraid of you?
  Posted 6 months ago by Awe24 | Permalink
- www.cleverbot.com/
  Posted 6 months ago by Tribeca | Permalink