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#### Why You Must Vote For The Sloth

Sloths! You know sloths, they are really the best
Sloths! In a class above all of the rest
Sloths! They will win in two-zero-one-two
You know that the sloth is the best one for you!
Sloths are so awesome. You know they're the one.
If you have a sloth it will be so much fun!
Sloths are so playful and funny and cool.
They love to have peace and they won't have a duel.
Sloths are the coolest that Ur has seen yet.
The Glitchen everywhere will enjoy them, I bet.
They won't interfere with your garden or ground.
They'll play in the trees and they won't make a sound.
The sloths are so beast, they will give peaceand quiet.
Sloths are the coolest, so why don't you try it?
You have to vote sloth. We all want you to.
If you vote for sloths you'll feel awesome. Please do!
We must vote for sloths and we know that we'll win.
If sloths have a victory, the game they'll be in!
Sloths are so cool. They spread love like infection.
And that is why you must vote sloths this election!

Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink

### Replies

- You just got one of my votes for sloth! Good job AwesomeCardinal!!! =^.^=
  Posted 9 months ago by starrkittyface | Permalink
- YAY Sloths!
  Posted 9 months ago by Kookaburra | Permalink
- hehw, already voted sloth a while ago, but nice rap:)
  Posted 9 months ago by Muncey Mango | Permalink
- Lol, this is an awesome poem.
  But…
  Alpacas all the way! :D
  Posted 9 months ago by SeerQueen | Permalink
- Sloths!
  Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- Sloths!
  Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- Great poem Cardinal!
  Posted 9 months ago by NightDraconis | Permalink
- Alpacas! Foxes!
  Posted 9 months ago by Empyreal | Permalink
- Sloth!!
  Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- ...
  Posted 9 months ago by Eidikim | Permalink
- DONT VOTE FOR ZOMBIE SLOTHS! THEY WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS!!
  For a safer Urth, please vote for Alpaca/Fox!!!
  Posted 9 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously | Permalink
- Don't vote for foxes!
  Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- you're missing out on Iηᾔḯε™ lobe! www.glitch.com/forum/genera...
  Posted 9 months ago by Zombified | Permalink
- Sloths!Alpacas!
  Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- Go sloths!
  Posted 9 months ago by Kiprian | Permalink
- At this moment, sloths have dipped to 99.5 Percent in the polls. Are you going to let that happen? Vote for a cheery, arboreal Ur! Vote Sloth!
  Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare | Permalink
- And the final results are now in.
  Sloth.
  Naturally.
  • Alpaca 2090
  • Fox 2107
  • Goat 683
  • Kangaroo 880
  • Mole 358
  • Monkey 1366
  • Moose 815
  • Rabbit 845
  • Rat 275
  • Sheep 1021
  • Toad 354
  • Sloth 2156
  Posted 9 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- And sloths win!
  Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink