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[UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.

We're ALREADY fixing it!

Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!

Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.

Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Oh, definitely page seven.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Still not happy? :-( I'm back from my real world trip to escape the global chat deja vu, it's time to hug trees again!
    Posted 7 months ago by The Dotty One Subscriber! | Permalink
  • see the devs just wait for all the tired or cranky people to say they're going to bed and then they bring the server back online.
    Posted 7 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think every time a game (any game!) goes down, we should hear internal monologue from the CEO every 5-20 minutes while the devs work.

    Because that was just finger-waving delightful!
    Posted 7 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wonder how many pages before we run out of paper?
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hurry up! It's time!
    Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is it PRIME TIME?
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wait... Crickey? hahaha. *passes stoot MOAR booze*
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ADVENTURE TIME!
    Posted 7 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got paper. I watered a tree.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh good Mollie
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm
    Posted 7 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Be prepared, I always say.
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is "crickey" the Glitch version of "crikey"? Because I'm getting some weird visuals here. Something to do with creeks and cricked necks and that crocodile guy who got stingrayed to death.

    Edited to add: There might be a creaky rocking chair in there somewhere, too.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Damn. Page 7 is just no fun without derek.
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  •  What time will we be making decisions?
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • eye, during decision making time, of course.

    aka soon
    Posted 7 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Speaking of weird visual anyone know the withdraw symptoms of not playing Glitch? 
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • mmm BACON :)
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Scroobienoob
    Pass that doob
    On to me, and then to Rube
    He'll trade a doll for my ice cube
    And laugh hysterically if I say 'boob'
    Posted 7 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crickey would be the sound of the dev's necks from sitting at their computers for too long!
    Posted 7 months ago by The Dotty One Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gylnne if you are following this thread it's too late; you're already displaying symptoms.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Gylnne: 1st withdrawal symptom is hitting F5 in forums instead of the home page. You aren't doing though, right?
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh no:(
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • youtu.be/1cXKIYBs4d8 Has anyone seen Molly??
    Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ha ha Dhotti :)
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Let me in!!!!! :(
    Posted 7 months ago by Maxy Cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rattles cage. 

    Roars.
    Posted 7 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • erm...what problem? i was, as usual, afk. :(
    Posted 7 months ago by Kristabel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so what seems to be the decision here?
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • duct tape has so many good uses!
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think Eric's neck just made that sound - for breaking the game!
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Must, start, learning new skill..... time, slipping, away.....
    Posted 7 months ago by GaltorM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A lot of the letters in Eric's name are the same ... just add a little KY and you've almost got crickey.

    Coincidence?
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hot glue gun those keys back on your keyboards already!!! It's not that hard!! Geez.

    Ok ok 

    Ommmmmmmmmm..........
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My next question is do the devs ever sleep?
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crickey!  Crickey!  Crickey! Open up the Glitchionary...make room...
    Posted 7 months ago by swampfox2222 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gylnne-it feels a lot like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z1RRslsFxA
    Posted 7 months ago by Sassy Britches Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Someone throw up a link of kevbob sleeping for Gylnne?
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sleep is for babies who can't handle REM deprivation.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crickey and Bacon seem to have a lot in common
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ScroobienoobPass that doobOn to me, and then to RubeHe'll trade a doll for my ice cubeAnd laugh hysterically if I say 'boob'

    then i think for us, it's lube?
    Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • On a side note....have you guys seen Google today? It's kinda kewl.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I hope no one throws up any links; that sounds painful. And gross.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My heart skipped a beat when I saw that the game was closed! 

    Don't blow a gasket, TS folks. I have faith in ya :D
    Posted 7 months ago by Jezebel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol Sassy
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gylnne, is it eight yet?
    Posted 7 months ago by Mollie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who can make me a real song from Google? Anyone? I'll give you absolutely nothing for doing it.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Not yet Mollie but soon:)
    Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay, I outlasted derek. I made it to page 7. Good night everyone. Stoot, I hope you make it to your rhubarb pie "soon"....
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
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