Do you remember those old days, when a tinkerer would come to town to fix your knives and scissors?
Okay, maybe you don't remember them, because they never happened at your town, but now those old days are back!
As the Primate of the Holy Mechanicalcy of ALPH, I will henceforth travel the lands and repair your tools. For free. Of course. Whenever you see me wandering by and recognize me, you can ask me to fix your stuff. Doesn't matter if it is a hoe, a crystamalizing chamber or a fancy pick.
If you want to thank ALPH for this glorious wonder of mending and repairing, you are of course allowed to donate some food to the Wandering Primate.
I also should mention that, if you meet me at a point where I am too weary to fix your tools, I might have to decline your question with regret. Nevertheless, I am always happy being asked for help.
If you want to joing the order of ALPH and wander around to help others, feel very welcome. Here is the thread of our Holy Order. There are lots of positions to fill in the congregation. If you want to be a Wondering Monk and repair tools, obviously, a high tinkering skill is advisable (although not compulsory).
May ALPH bless your tools!
Louis Louisson
The Primate of the Holy Mechanicalcy of ALPH
The Ever Creating and Moving Father
Papamobile
Alpha of Alphas
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The following people are also Wandering Servants of Alph, who have pledged to fix your tools:
dr_loplop