According to some religions(I won't name which, because I refuse to start some wacko religious debate)the world is supposed to end this year. Sometime in December if I'm correct.
So, can we have tinfoil hats?
Skynet is continuously tapping into my thoughts, and it's quite annoying.
Maybe the tinfoil will reflect the "Devil"'s fire?
They're awfully fashionable.
Even this guy agrees.
Dogs love them!
Cats too!
Even old presidential hopefuls!
They also are known to reflect heat, so while you're out in your herb or crop garden, you won't sweat!
Side effects: Dementia, insanity, loss of Urly knownledge, abandonment from friends, and Death.
Anyone else on board?