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[UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.

We're ALREADY fixing it!

Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!

Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.

Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Fear my hair brush!
    Posted 7 months ago by jellybean4r2 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So, are your nerds really that big? Or are you perhaps exaggerating for effect?

    --Me
    Posted 7 months ago by SchWM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey now. Snapping whips and waving carrots around is work too! ;)
    Posted 7 months ago by Biohazard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • baaahaahahhaaha @stoot.  Will those HUGE NERDS get pie once they fix this?
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Trust in Nerds.
    Posted 7 months ago by Chetmo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Im still in game but looks like Global got broke :( No chat showing up.
    Posted 7 months ago by Ziti Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank GOD for nerds!
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot makes his minions do all of the work!
    Posted 7 months ago by Serra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't think I can properly sympathize, stoot, until I know *which* show is on the PVR. Although rhubarb pie is a darned good reason in and of itself, I suppose.
    Posted 7 months ago by Wynella Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Funning" *snickers* Haven't heard that word used in a while.
    Posted 7 months ago by Seyda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is there an upgrade card for Nerd Power?
    Posted 7 months ago by Sturminator MoOre Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!
    Posted 7 months ago by Chetmo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Odd...I was just playing even after it was "closed" and did not get booted out, and I saw a few other players, although I noticed it was slow.  I will have to see if I start where I was when I actually quit, or when the game closed. 

    Anyhow, good luck devs!
    Posted 7 months ago by RainCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol I don't even know what a PVR is - so not a nerd :)
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm going to guess GS means Game Server and RPC means remote procedure call?
    Posted 7 months ago by Liridona Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yea, I'm still in game too, but global is definitely broke for the moment. All of us glitches stranded, alone, in our little houses, CUT OFF FROM THE WORLD! Ok...I'm done now. :)
    Posted 7 months ago by Lily Linguistic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WAIT!!!!! I HAVE A QUESTION!!!!!!!! Are you fixing it?
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nerd Power upgrade card is brain capacity +40
    Posted 7 months ago by Megzorz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Player is not active, token expired". Whoopsie.
    Posted 7 months ago by Ziti Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm bored of this problem.
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • RPC= Rhubarb Pie Center
    Posted 7 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Goodnight all. Hopefully I can get on tomorrow.
    Posted 7 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I second Shiromisa's cupcake motion.
    Posted 7 months ago by triiku Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Checking Stoots stats now - oooo HE IS A NERD :)
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So this is really funny...Ive been in game the whole time rearranging my SDBS and just decided to peek at forums. How am I even still in the game rearranging furniture if the game is closed?
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got it:  seven letters >> F*C*ING?
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ☺s all around -- very entertaining way to handle a downtime issue, Stoot.
    Posted 7 months ago by Subscriber! | Permalink
  • did you have a get out of hell pass?
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot - You know what could help with this problem? Essence of purple. Everything's better with Essence of Purple.
    Posted 7 months ago by Jinx Fonman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Angylee  Be careful, the decks are burning while you rearrange furniture. Or something...
    Posted 7 months ago by glassy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Actually, I have two lol
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think we need to take up a collection to buy Stoot a really good ergonomic chair.
    Have you ever noticed that in really good golden age sci-fi the one thing the future ALWAYS has is comfy ergonomic chairs?
    Posted 7 months ago by Murri Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I gotcher essence of purple right here, pal!
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's ok Angylee, I'm in limbo in game currently. Listed as being in my home street, but still in my house at the door, unmoving haha.
    Posted 7 months ago by Lily Linguistic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey guys, just got out of the game. At least in Live Help, there is an echo effect, where chat is being re-entered after others talk. The engineers were looking in to this issue right before I got kicked. Just hope to be done by tomorrow, as I have to sleep, and so should many others (depending on where you live, your sleep habits, bed time and motivation/self-control).
    Posted 7 months ago by PUV5RBA9J8H2MSG Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm really pissed off that I logged off right before the closed sign came up. I have wanted to be in game when that sign was up since August!!!!! -_-
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • take one down n pass it around ....
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • okay, this is a long shot, and i really don't know the architecture of your servers, but i think this should fix the problem mrdoob.com/lab/javascript/e...
    Posted 7 months ago by Mocha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • STOOT - I think I may be in love with you.

    There, I said it.
    Posted 7 months ago by Rayray47 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The great thing is that if you were in the game before they closed it, you're still in (I am) and it's really not so bad.  the occasional moment of lag here and there is all right now. 

    It's like being in Disneyland when it's rented out to a private party. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Sonnys Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Things are getting better with GIN right now too.... <passes bottle around>
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • what ifff... hmmm we all clap hands at once?
    1
    2
    3
    clap
    Posted 7 months ago by mira gaia maia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Im not even using live help chat. So there.

    And Im working on going to bed, as it is almost midnight here, I just feel bad for the guys who have to stay up late fixing this. Poor stoot, and poor nerds.

    Yea, time for bed. I had to fix this post five times.
    Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you share that purple essence will the HUGE NERDS be able to fix it due to approaching the problem sideways?
    Posted 7 months ago by Sassy Britches Subscriber! | Permalink
  • stoot, its the missing backdoors.  they have let the jujus inside!
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lmao sassy
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is going to sound odd... but I really adore the atmosphere of Glitch when it's down. So much less hostile.

    Hey Stoot- WWIO?! :) (i jest)
    Posted 7 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • just make sure to keep em high. They cant code when typing gets all wonky
    Posted 7 months ago by Sassy Britches Subscriber! | Permalink
  • passes scrooby's gin - gonna go craft a back door
    Posted 7 months ago by litlc Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Avery, WWTD....

    TRISORISREAL!
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
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