One day, I was sitting in my living room, restless and waiting for something cool to happen. 4 and a half hours later, I realized that nothing exciting would happen if I just sat there on my monotonous swivel chair. I got up, and too lazy to walk to the door of my house, just teleported outside from my Menus button. Once outside, I decided to amuse myself with my Butler, Zoink who had been busily trying to repair his detached arm.
I sat there, next to Zoink for a couple of minutes. "Maybe I could go and IM a random person to talk! No, that would just be weird. Global chat? Nah, I can't keep up with typing there. I wish that there was someone to talk with," I mumbled to myself. Then something startled me from behind. A dark ominous voice rumbling, "Braains...."
I whirled around, only to see Zoink, my butler. That's it! I could talk to Zoink! I bent down to pat Zoink on the head.
"Hello Zoink!"
"What can I do for you?" Zoink replied.
"I'm just bored and wanting someone to talk to."
"Hrm, I am not sure I understand what you are saying."
"What? How would you not know what I am saying?"
Zoink said back, "To order me to do things, just press these following options! (Options of commands for butlers)"
"I think you're broken, Zoink."
Hrm, I am not so sure I understand what you are saying."
"Knock it off."
"Sorry, what did you say?"
"....Are you just playing with me now?"
"Hrm, not so sure I understand what you are saying."
"HOW DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ME?"
"What?"
After going on with this for about 30 minutes, I told him to "DIE", and he mocked me by saying, "braainz."
After that, I took a nuclear bomb to his head and that was the end of that.
So the conclusion to this story is, can we get and order to our butlers to like, explode them or something, whenever they are not a good talking mate? Also, thanks if you liked the name for my
Butler, and you would like to submit yours, just say inside of this thread! And thanks for reading. :)