Do you have a bunch of items that just built up, and now you don't have anything to do with them? I'll take 'em all! Consider me as a free dumpster*! For a limited time, simply shove all your junk in the mail-box, and send it to me! It's free! It's easy! And I don't really care!
Did you like my marketing?
*: disclaimer: (read this in super fast voice) do-not-send-me-a-million-small-shiny-object-with-no-intrinsic-value's-because-i-will-hunt-you-down-and-....and.....-and......-i-don't-know....-do-something-rotten-thank-you-for-your-time-and-if-you-find-this-disclaimer-offensive-go-snog-a-pinetree-------
Might as well send me any crap you want to.....