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Chicken Squeezer

I was wondering why squeezing chickens is the only animal interaction that hasn't been automated? Since there are meat collectors for pigs and butterfly milkers I think it would be logical to have a machine that automatically squeezed the chickens in your backyard.

Posted 17 months ago by Zjoere Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • +1!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by roderick ordonez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1, even if these aren't created, I'd at least like to know the reason why we don't have a Squeezer.
    Posted 17 months ago by Jannisary Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ok, now the idea of an automated chicken squeezer is kinda scary or creepy to me.. just sayin.. just my ho..  maybe a chicken coup would be better.. have to give some grain to get out..  Actually, it's kinda funny that chickens produce grain and not eggs anyway, really,  LOL.  But I don't see that changing or it would mess up the whole egg hatching thing in general.
    Posted 17 months ago by Joni Mitchell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wouldn't it be a grain harvester? We don't have piggy nibblers....
    Posted 17 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Emdot, me thinks you is correct :)
    Posted 17 months ago by Joni Mitchell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How it would be named isn't really important. The basic idea is just to apply remote herdkeeping to chickens as well.
    Posted 17 months ago by Zjoere Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for this idea. :)
    Posted 17 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yup I like this idea too...Would be good to collect grain automatically.. :) So what ever it decides to be called...A auto squeezer works for me lol 
    Posted 17 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes! I whole-heartedly agree.  

    Also, "Piggy Nibbler."  Heehee...
    Posted 17 months ago by Guy Buttersnaps Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm imagining this little box with these extenso-arms emerging from the top, hands decked in cartoony, white gloves, fingers flexed in such a manner that communicates "look out there, chikken, I'mma comin to gitcha".
    Posted 17 months ago by Kipple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just a small bump to remind people of the idea.
    Posted 16 months ago by Zjoere Subscriber! | Permalink
  • As a continuation of Kipple's idea.. what if it's a 'chicken massager'?  It gently massages the grain away from the chickens- thus making it more appealing to the fowl in general.
    Posted 16 months ago by Zeezee Subscriber! | Permalink