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Meant to post this yesterday! Glitchy song lyric contest!

This is silly, and I was going to make it love-song themed, because it was Valentines day, but for a topical prize of a regular bag full of assorted music blocks, here's my proposal!

Submit your best glitchified song lyric, and, at end of day Feb 17th, Altlantic time, I'll pick my favourite. The winner can find me in-game to claim the fabulous prize noted above. 

To get your juices flowing, my submission: 

"Lovin' in Limmo Later, the batterfly's up but the guano's doooooowwwwn...."

Surely to Alph you can beat that!

Miau.

Posted 10 months ago by Miau Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I'm just a Glitcholo, and everywhere I go
    I try to d'scribe the game I'm playin'
    Tellin people at my work
    About wanderin' all over Ur
    They roll their eyes at what I'm sayin'

    But There will come a day! When Beta's passed away!
    Prod'ctivity will be goin' nowhere!
    Even the Boss is a glitch and we're all stinking rich:
    Selling sparkly in Cebarkul

    But IIIIIiiiiiii ain't got no boooooody!
    Nobody, that's laughin at Glitch names on my screen
    And IIIIIiiiiii'm so 'nthusiaaaaaastic
    Come squeeze a chicken today, we'll get you to play...
    Posted 10 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How did I not spot this sooner? Here's the lyrics to my newest Glitch song, "Be My Glitchy Valentine" - you can hear it here at Soundcloud. It's an original, though, not a song parody. If only parodies are eligible I'll get to work on something else...

    Lyrics:
    I want to romance you
    Invite you to be mine
    Come stroll through Alakol with me
    The weather's always fine
    Let me tell you how I feel,
    In music and in rhyme,
    Be my Glitchy Valentine! Let's take a tour of lovely Ur
    Let's visit every shrine
    I'll bring along a picnic
    Cook food so we can dine
    Walk with me through Chakra Phool
    and watch the fireflies shine
    Be my Glitchy Valentine! Let's climb the tower in Jethimadh,
    And see the view divine
    Let's laze amid the butterflies
    On meadow-banks recline
    If you'll only hold my hand
    I'll be on cloud nine -
    Oh, be my Glitchy Valentine!
    Be my Glitchy Valentine! 
    Posted 10 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was going to vote on any by Theremina Lute...she's got the Glitchiest of the Glitchy songs...
    Posted 10 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My vote also go's to Theremina Lute, she is and always will be our Glitchy song writer.
    Posted 10 months ago by Miss Melody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was mostly thinking parodies - bonus points likely to be awarded for songs from the 90s that I'd recognize :) Haha.
    Posted 10 months ago by Miau Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay, Miau - I'll see what I can come up with :)
    Posted 10 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The World of Ur

    By AwesomeCardinal2000

    to the tune of "Oh Susanna"

    Let's stroll through the Ancestral Lands
    Its streets are very bare
    There's Dust traps, JuJus, paper trees
    And dirt piles here and there

    Grumbla Forest
    The weather's always fine
    There's butterflies and bubble trees
    And fruit trees, chickens, swine

    Oh here we come through Grumbla Plains
    The sloths just can't be beat
    There's metal, dirt, and butterflies
    With piggies at your feet

    Groddle Isle
    It's an awesome place to be
    There's metal rocks and meadow plains
    and forests with tall trees

    Let's take a trip through Mazza'la
    Where the land is very strange
    There's fireflies, peat bogs, jellisac
    And barnacles on the range

    In the caverns
    There's batterflies galore
    and dullite, beryl, sparkly
    make great places to explore

    Let's head down to the islands
    There's Uralia and Ix
    The Spice Plants, Gas Plants, scenery
    make these two islands hits

    Roobrik, Balzare
    There's planks tied down on trees
    And fireflies green and golden skies
    The views that each Glitch sees

    Let's go through Cauda, Fenneq, Sura
    Foxes in preserves
    And meadows, rocks, and forests in
    The regions' turns and curves

    The World of Ur
    It's home to you and me
    There's tons of different things to do
    And tons of things to see!
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think Theremina should be voted in as Official UR Bard. 
    Posted 10 months ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Only three people?
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • AwesomeCardinal2000,
    If I had English as a native lang, i'd enter into contest, but I am just a versemonger even in Russian ))))
    All poems are  very pleasant to read but Glitchy Valentine is my favourite.
    Posted 10 months ago by Rikki-Tikki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • some glitchy verses for the quantity of contestants

    I set my destination
    and take a long deep breath.
    I'll get my glitchy badges
    during next couple of days.

    At first I gonna travel
    till I am completist,
    make whole bunch of recipies
    then have a brief morning sleep.

    Indeed I'm glitch-addicted
    and playing all night long.
    some more and more achievements
    and other worries gone. )))
    Posted 10 months ago by Rikki-Tikki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rikki Tikki I think these are supposed to be songs. I'm referring to your first comment
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who says that isn't a song? I think it's fine.

    Great lyrics, everyone! I definitely couldn't do as good as you all did.
    Posted 10 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I made some major revisions to mine
    cause I was in a hurry when I first posted it :)
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Too hard to choose!

    I'm going to think on this until tomorrow!
    Posted 10 months ago by Miau Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, I can't choose! 

    First to Theramina, then, cause she had extra votes. 
    Mr. Volare and AwesomeCardinal2000 tie for second and a bonus prize to Rikki Tikki for her efforts. 

    Find me in-game to claim, or I can leave on doorsteps. 
    Posted 10 months ago by Miau Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awesome! :D
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gosh! Thank you! :)
    Posted 10 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink