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The Lavender Mask

There was an EGREGIOUS attack on purple flowers in the community gardens today, committed by THESE BUTTINSKY PEOPLE.   This *attempted* trampling of our sovereign personal freedoms will not go unanswered.  We will protect and defend our right to stand around and make funny faces.

As a response and defense against this PATHETIC attempt to demonize the bestest color EVAR in the rainbow, the Lavender Mask will be distributing free purple flowers tomorrow in the hours before the End of Test party.   In addition, we will be distributing flyers of our own, flyers that cry out to be read, as they contain burning nuggets of truth, maybe even a manifesto, if we have time to knock that out.

Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Hear hear!
    Posted 17 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <3
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <3
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • + lots <3
    Posted 17 months ago by Ebil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <3 XOXO
    Posted 17 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • double post
    Posted 17 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • double <3 :)
    Posted 17 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +alot. what are we voting on??..??.. ::reinserts Hendrix 8-track::
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *standing ovation  
    Posted 17 months ago by marycontrary Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i dont get it
    Posted 17 months ago by Mabitha Shimla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Here are just some of the side effects experienced by chronic munchers of purple aka ADDICTS:

    • Impaired perception
    • Loss of concentration
    • Impaired judgement
    • Loss of motivation
    • Diminished inhibitions
    • Psychological dependency

    Enjoy your impaired brain function, SPRINKLEHEADS!!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I lost my best friend to Purple!
    i.imgur.com/jLcu7.jpg
    Posted 17 months ago by Mina Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Smartly written flyers were seen near community herb gardens by the sharp witted members of the Lavender Mask. We are like the Starfish and they are like the spider. Game Starfish!
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @mina purple doesn't kill. Poor nutrition is generally the culprit. Remember to eat healthy foods and monitor your energy. You many safely include Purple in your diet. 
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You forgot a few things on the side effects list Eglantine
    -Relaxing
    -increased appreciation for music
    -increased appreciation of self
    -increase appreciation of food

    Also it's not loss of motivation, its "more content with current state" and not psychological dependency but "super fun, just like swinging on a swing who wouldn't want to do it more than once".

    I rest my case
    Posted 17 months ago by Kev Kliner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Triple <3 lol lol lol
    Posted 17 months ago by Tradescantia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I did leave out a few Lavender Mask fliers in a couple places.
    Posted 17 months ago by Colette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • can something be both egregious and pathetic at the same time?
    Posted 17 months ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • no, but it starts out egregious and rapidly moves on to pathetic.
    Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I get an incredible craving for awesome stew when I enjoy a bit of the purp.
    Posted 17 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink