There was an EGREGIOUS attack on purple flowers in the community gardens today, committed by THESE BUTTINSKY PEOPLE. This *attempted* trampling of our sovereign personal freedoms will not go unanswered. We will protect and defend our right to stand around and make funny faces.
As a response and defense against this PATHETIC attempt to demonize the bestest color EVAR in the rainbow, the Lavender Mask will be distributing free purple flowers tomorrow in the hours before the End of Test party. In addition, we will be distributing flyers of our own, flyers that cry out to be read, as they contain burning nuggets of truth, maybe even a manifesto, if we have time to knock that out.