Hello! Here, let's make up a WHOLE BUNCH of Glitch Expressions!
Here's mine:
Squeeze chickens, get grain - based off a very colorful and vulgar expression. This one is much less vulgar
It's raining pigs and chickens! - "It's raining cats and dogs!" Good if rain ever gets implemented into the game
Oh my giant! - A variant of "Oh my god!" that could also be used with one of those weird accent ones, i.e. "Ohmegerd" is "Ohmejiynt" and such.
It's a fox eat fox world - "It's a dog eat dog world"
All Nakara broke loose - "All hell broke loose"
That's the butterfly's eyes! - "That's the bees' knees!"
Plank off the old tree - "Chip off the old block"
Dead as a door-snail - "Dead as a door-nail"
Where/What/How in Ur? - "Where/What/How in the world?"