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Best Animal Names

What are the funniest/most clever names for animals you've encountered through your travels? I came across a piggy named Pjork today, and just about lost it. XD

Posted 14 months ago by Fresca Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I really don't know if I can top that one.
    I tend to name my pigs after cuts or dishes.
    I think my favorite pig name is daeji bulgogi.
    But that's because it's delicious.
    ~CTP
    Posted 14 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I named one street of animals after the cast of Buffy the Vampire.  Spike the chicken, Angel the pig, and Buffy the pig. 
    Posted 14 months ago by MeansDarling Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Karibean named four piggies in 3200 block of Estevan Meadows Quarters:

    Notorious PIG
    Snoop Hoggy Hogg
    Busta Swines
    Porkye West

    Best names ever!!!!!! Unfortunately they are all kidnapped or renamed. 
    Posted 14 months ago by Hera Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Omg hera that has got to be the funniest thing I've read all day!!
    Posted 14 months ago by Clickadee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I still think that my favorite one that I ever saw was a chicken who was named "Bitch Ass Chicken."  I assume that the inappropriate nature of its name is probably the reason I haven't seen it around since that day. 

    (I'm not going to get in trouble for repeating that word in the forums, am I?)
    Posted 14 months ago by Sparklebooty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I thought so too BrieSuz18. Hilarious!
    Posted 14 months ago by Hera Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha, I saw the hip-hop pigs, too! I do rename animals when they have names like "sjksjksj", but I always leave the clever ones. :) Just imagining the Notorious PIG sippin' champagne when he's thirstay cracks me up.

    -Sam
    Posted 14 months ago by Phidauex Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I squeezed and nibbled the entire cast of "Friends" the other day.

    I also enjoyed very much meeting Pliny the Chicken, as a hardcore QI fan.
    Posted 14 months ago by Lyn Frog, Esq Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Today I came across a chicken named Nervous Wreck. Someone in chat said they saw one named Basket Case. :3
    Posted 14 months ago by Widdershins Subscriber! | Permalink
  • HIP HOP PIGS WILL TAKE OVER UR!

    I tend to name unnamed pigs one of the following:

    Notorious PIG
    Piggie Smallz
    Tupork Shakur
    Ham Master Jay
    Sir Oinks-a-Lot

    Feel free to join in. There's plenty of Hip Hop Piggy names here: cynwise.posterous.com/on-hu... - the original post was for WoW hunter pets, but Ur needs more hip hop pigs.
    Posted 14 months ago by Krikket Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Krikket, you wouldn't happen to be the same Krikket on Aion, would you?
    Posted 14 months ago by Sparklebooty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I had a series of Harry Potter chickens:

    Harry Squawker
    Ron Squeezely
    Hermoine Grainger
    Posted 14 months ago by TK-855 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My chicken in my house is named Beyoncé. 

    Named after the Bloggess post about the giant metal chicken. Go read it. 

    Makes me laugh... ^_^
    Posted 14 months ago by blogkitten Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Sparklebooty: Nope, never played Aion.
    Posted 14 months ago by Krikket Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Beyonce the chicken!! That's awesome!! I named one of my chickens "Charmin", if anyone remembers those commercials. 
    Posted 14 months ago by Griselda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My friend named a pig "Fartsucker" XD
    Posted 14 months ago by Saphy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Memorable piggy names I've seen:

    -Kevin Bacon
    -Piggy Sue (a reference to either the Buddy Holly song or the 80's movie, "Peggy Sue Got Married")
    -Jon Hamm 'n Eggs (of "Mad Men" and "30 Rock" fame)
    -Russell HAMmond (Billy Cruddup's character in "Almost Famous")
    -Porker Posey (a reference to indie movie queen, Parker Posey)
    Posted 14 months ago by Eleni Ivanova Subscriber! | Permalink
  • saw a pig today named "I was once a man" hahaha, my favorite so far
    Posted 14 months ago by J Legend Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I really miss "Meditation is stupid" and "no, meditation rules" who were chickens in West Spice.
    Posted 14 months ago by blnkfrnk Subscriber! | Permalink
  • piggies in intate treats: 

    - luke styewalker
    - ham solo
    - chewbacon

    and not - i have a kevin bacon in my house in estevan meadows :)
    Posted 14 months ago by Chester Todd Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Krikket -- I think we need to release an entire horde of Cee Lo Grain chickens upon Ur.
    Posted 14 months ago by karibean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In my yard I have a Jerry Swinefeld, an Alyson Hammigan, a Dr. Frankenfurter, a Kelsey Spammer, a Spamela Hamderson, and a Piggly Wiggly.

    But my favorite is the one my wife named: Hogdor the Baconator.
    Posted 14 months ago by Doctor Pogo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hogdor! That is amazing. Do you hum the Trogdor song while petting and nibbling? :D
    Posted 14 months ago by karibean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I find that humming the Trogdor song frequently devolves into screaming the Trogdor song.  So, not when around others.  Unless they are fun others.
    Posted 14 months ago by Doctor Pogo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My home pigs are aristocrats: Sir Lardalot, Sir Percihog, Lady Guineswine, Morgana Le Fat, Sir Gawham.
    Posted 14 months ago by Verea Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ham Solo?
    Posted 14 months ago by Shy Violet Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Butterflies:
    Ophelia
    Flutterby
    Mutterby
    Got Milk

    Chickens:
    Hennessy
    Jimi Hendrix
    Henrietta
    Henny
    Stewart Grainger
    Millais

    Piggies:
    Hamlet
    Hogmanay
    Janis Choplin
    Harley Davidson
    Piggy Sue
    Higgledy Piggledy
    Pig Floyd
    The Hamster
    Hammibal
    Hamphrey Hogart
    Hoggle
    Kosher
    Dill Piggle
    Spam
    Spamelot
    Posted 14 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There is a chicken named Dinner and one named "after your mother" on my street, and a butterfly named Juicy Fruit.  I also ran across a chicken named KFC somewhere. My chickens are Lady Giblets and Mrs. Rufflefeathers.
    Posted 14 months ago by Gupfee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I sold my old house, which included some really stellar scientist animals:
    Stephen Squacking
    Marie Curedpork
    Albert Swinestein

    I really hope whoever bought it appreciated those names :)
    Posted 14 months ago by Caiyot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chicken: Scootaloo
    Posted 14 months ago by Cirnots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got rick-rolled by pigs today who had as their names lyric pieces from the song.

    SIGH.

    (just kidding, it made me smile)
    Posted 14 months ago by Wellsie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Here are the names of my house piggies:

    Ham
    Sausage
    Bacon
    Tenderloin
    Cutlet
    Brisket
    T bone
    Baby Back Rib
    Rib Eye
    Hot Dog
    Porterhouse
    Fillet Mignon
    Tri Tip
    Rump Roast
    Flank
    Pork Chop
    Hamburger
    Ham Hocks
    Sirloin
    Prime Rib

    They're Delicious!
    Posted 14 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm considering a song about naming piggies. Anyone got any more particularly fabulous examples to add here? (My contribution: I have chickens named Hen Meditation, Countess Cluckula, Jimi Hendrix and Eggwina.)
    Posted 13 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love seeing the theme names, I usually don't mess with them.
    When a piggy is just Piggy though, I use the list of Eddie Izzard names that Englebert Humperdink rejected.

    Gerry Dorsey 
    Slut Bunwallah 
    Klingybun Fistelvase 
    Engelbert Humptyback 
    Zangelbert Bingeldack 
    Engelbert Humperdinck 
    Vingerbert Wingeldanck 
    Zingelbert Bembledack 
    Yingybert Dambleban 
    Steviebuns Buttritrundle
    Kringelbert Fishtybuns 
    Tringelbert Wangledack 
    Dindelbert Zindeldack
    Posted 13 months ago by Wye Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I particularly enjoy the Harry Potter ones. :) I also like "Sir Frances Bacon". There are a bunch of those around Ur.
    Posted 13 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The critters on Estevan Meadows currently have past and present Coronation Street character names.... Any one remember Hilda Ogden? 
    Posted 13 months ago by Zippy Del-Pinhead Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm always seeing animal names that make me laugh, but I can't remember any of them right now, so here are mine:

    Pigs:
    Xev Bellringer
    Stanley Tweedle
    Kai

    Butterflies:
    Lexx
    Bugbomb
    His Divine Shadow

    Chickens:
    Lyekka
    790
    Thodin
    Gigerotta
    Mantrid

    Pondering what the theme will be if I decide to change them . . .
    Posted 13 months ago by Pirate Jenny Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I haven't been nibbling or petting any pigs other than my own, lately.  ^^;  But my piggie names are:

    Hammibal
    Hamlet
    Hamton
    Hoggy Howser MD
    Porker Lewis
    James Hogfield

    My current chickens have very mundane names, but I released a couple out into the world (a long time ago) named Mother Clucker, Clucking Ridiculous, Stupid Mother Clucker, etc.
    Posted 13 months ago by Sindee☆Cyanide Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I haven't been nibbling or petting any pigs other than my own, lately.  ^^;  But my piggie names are:

    Hammibal
    Hamlet
    Hamton
    Hoggy Howser MD
    Porker Lewis
    James Hogfield

    My current chickens have very mundane names, but I released a couple out into the world (a long time ago) named Mother Clucker, Clucking Ridiculous, Stupid Mother Clucker, etc.
    Posted 13 months ago by Sindee☆Cyanide Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I squeezed Chicken Itza today..
    Posted 13 months ago by Humbucker Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 2 piggies:
    Waldorf
    Statler
    Posted 13 months ago by DJTch7 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've named a butterfly .... "I can't believe its not ..."
    Posted 13 months ago by Dianagram Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have Dr Who piggies:
    Captain Jack
    Amy Pond
    Rory

    And I came across a pig name "Occupy Ur"
    Posted 13 months ago by Shoga Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm still loving Pjork and the chicken at the Pollokoo entrance named Hey I Just Work Here. :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • McRib's MoFo
    Posted 13 months ago by awesome Joe Mam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't pay enough attention to the names of animals on the street, must start doing that more!
    Love the scientist & hip hop ones, & Porker Posey.  Cee Lo Grain, Voldepork & Amy Swinehouse amused me no end.  Brilliant!

    I've named the pigs in my garden Fig, Jig, Sprig & Twig, my chickens are Tandoori & Tikka, & my butterflies are Brandy & Alexander (after the drink made with milk, brandy & cocoa & the Ron Sexsmith/Feist track).  I've also named a Butterfly on the street - "Liquid Sky" (after the film, not the record label), a pig - "Patsy Swine" (after Patsy Cline, of course) & a chicken on my street - Gregory Peck.  
    Posted 13 months ago by Errata Stigmata Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was actually a little nervous about petting a piggy called HAL 9000...
    Posted 13 months ago by Pyrrhocorax Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I found three chickens named "Metallicar," "Winchester," and "Sammy." So I named the other two "Dean" and "Bobby" of course.
    Posted 13 months ago by Zules Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just stumbled upon a F Scot Pigzgerald. I love this game.
    Posted 13 months ago by Chel ☆ Subscriber! | Permalink