Hi, my name is Lelu and I'm a chicken squeezer.
I started squeezing during the Easter Egg hunt. First I told myself it was just for the eggs. I would stop when I got the Chocolate Bunny trophy.
But I just kept squeezing. It's not the grain... I have more grain than my piggies or I can ever eat. I've got piles sitting in my yard. I keep squeezing for the next big score -- a music block I don't have, a big salad, a messy fry-up.
It's just so darn easy. Stand next to the chicken and press enter until the chicken freaks.
I need help.