I don't know about you, but every time I see a sleeping glitch, I remember my college days and all of the zany antics we came up with to prank our passed out brethren.
Why then, should the fun end in college and the occasional party? Surely we can make those memories last forever in glitch!
So, I propose a new item - a magic marker. Perhaps this would be part of penmanship. With this magic marker comes the ability to draw funny things and messages on AFK glitchen.
Who's with me?
Edit: Just so we're all very clear - I do not advocate doing this to people in real life, nor do I condone taking advantage of vulnerable people who have put themselves in risky situations. Be it to encase them in elaborate toiletpaper fashions or writing limericks on their body. If you plan to get piss drunk, do it among friends you trust in a safe place, and please don't get so drunk that you engage in dangerous or risky activities.
I am, however, all in favor of drawing stuff on AFK glitchen.