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#### Meat changing machine

We can turn fruits into different things, why cant we swap meats? I need pastrami and bacon or ill die.
Plus, I'll die somewhere hidden so you can't find me and I will stink up Ur. Every last corner of it.

Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink

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- BACON BACON BACON
  Posted 6 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- Love it! Or something like it.
  Posted 6 months ago by Don Monkey | Permalink
- I'll just go to Vanity and take off my nose. Nice try. (And cover my mouth, of course.)
  +1 to the idea.
  Posted 6 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- still waiting. I can wait all day. we need the meat machine.
  Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- + infinity
  Posted 6 months ago by I Love You TS | Permalink
- It would be one way to get chicken for fried chicken.
  Posted 6 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- Still waiting. Im on strike till we get the Meat Changing Machine.
  Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- Haha I would love this!! Meat --> Pastrami, yummm. :D
  Posted 6 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- I love the idea, but I don't really want to see in practice. Personally I feel that it would just be more time and energy required for cooking. It already takes forever to make certain dishes that have 2 or 3 different spices, 2 or 3 fruits, and a bubble other than plain. I don't like watching a half dozen progress bars just to make one item.
  Posted 6 months ago by TRB4 | Permalink
- Turkey Jerky !
  Good Idea
  Posted 6 months ago by Thursday Soleil | Permalink
- Aw see, I'm the opposite B4 ~ I love all the different spices and ingredients used to make stuff, that's what I love about crafting in the game.. all the different steps it takes to put stuff together. :)
  Posted 6 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- Its not cooking. Its take meat > shove in machine > get something different out thats basically the exact same. But different meat. No new recipes. Just different meat.
  The only new thing would be exploding bacon.
  Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- Mmm, bacon. Mmmm...exploding bacon.
  Posted 6 months ago by NO DELETIN BACON>:O | Permalink
- I think we need a smoker! We could make bacon and lox! yum yum!
  Also, here in Wisconsin we have tasty smoked cheese...
  Another thing, maybe if we put caterpillars, chicks and piglets into the smoker we might get darker colored animals?
  Posted 6 months ago by Miss Bobbit | Permalink
- Here, in Washington, we also have tasty smoked cheese! Some of it is even from Wisconsin! Yum.
  Posted 6 months ago by Carl Projectorinski | Permalink
- +1 eventually we'll have to get salmon from somewhere... plus, I could sure use some fried chicken about now.
  Posted 6 months ago by MX Ghostie | Permalink
- Hmmmmm!!
  Posted 6 months ago by stoot barfield | Permalink
- What you hear are the gears turning in stoot's head...
  Posted 6 months ago by Mal'akh | Permalink
- I love that sound.
  Posted 6 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
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  Posted 6 months ago by NO DELETIN BACON>:O | Permalink
- Im still on strike, and now will start holding my breath - I can do this for months until I die, but then it will be x-tra reeky when I do. Srsly.
  Also: doughnuts.
  Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- Well, at least he's not asking for onion rings anymore...
  Though I'm with ya...a nice juicy beef steak would be nice on the grill...those pork steaks are getting a bit old. But wait, does that mean no fishing poles for catching fish...we just change it in this meat changing machine? Hmmm...I really liked the idea of fishing...
  Posted 6 months ago by b3achy | Permalink
- onion rings are next, thanks for reminding me
  Posted 6 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- Cool...coz I'd like some onion rings too...even if we respectfully disagree on the condiments ;D
  Posted 6 months ago by b3achy | Permalink