Do you ever have dreams about glitch? I had one last night, and it goes like this:
I entered the enchanted forest, so that I could expand my house. As I began to harvest the first tree, I began to feel pain. The pain was so excruciating that I closed my eyes, and stopped harvesting.
The pain suddenly stopped, so I opened my eyes. Well, tried to. I couldn't open my eyes! I tried to move, but I couldn't! I began to lose hope, but then heard a noise!
Another person had entered the enchanted forest. I tried to cry out, but I couldn't open my mouth. I heard them come closer, and heard the sound of a hatchet swinging through the air. And then it hit me.
I had become a wood tree.