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The Lavender Mask: A Manifesto

We the founders of the Lavender Mask hereby declare our strong animosity toward the Glitch Anti-Drug Task Force. These ignorant BUTTINSKYS have repeatedly attempted to deny us our patriotic right to stupefy ourselves through the medium of that almighty herb the purple flower.

What is Ur if we, its rightful and tax-paying citizens, are denied the very happiness the eleven sacred Giants set out to bestow upon us millions of years ago? This detestable opposition to the omnipotent herb chills us to the very bone - the BONE, I tell you!!!

Do not think that this hateful violation of our rights as citizens will go unavenged. We will persist in assaulting the task force until PURPLE FLOWERS - and ONLY purple flowers - are glorified all throughout Ur and beyond.

We demand to know - what harm could this delightful flower possibly impart on the user? It is completely harmless and all-natural - often munched straight from the soil! The only effect it has is an enchanting sense of peace and security - which we will tirelessly defend the right to until the very end!!!

WHO'S WITH ME!?

Posted 17 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • purple power, people!
    Posted 17 months ago by zeeberk Subscriber! | Permalink
  • viva la distribution!
    Posted 17 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The Secret Society of Purple-Haired Ladies supports your efforts.
    Posted 17 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hahaha....AWESOME!
    Posted 17 months ago by Feral Kitty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • DOWN WITH THE MAN!!!! Which man? I don't know. PICK ONE! YEAH!!!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by KP Doody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Whoah: Good manifesto!
    Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • DOWN WITH...WITH....ALL THE MEN! YEAH!
    Posted 17 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <3
    Posted 17 months ago by NutMeg Botwin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Really, enough is enough!  Can the rest of the players in this game not have to be caught in the middle of this?
    Posted 17 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PURPLE FOREVER!!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PURRPL4EVZ

    Innie, join the Flower Abuse Resistance Team (F.A.R.T.)!! I think you would be a valuable addition.
    Posted 17 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Innie, thank you for your support. As you know, just because Glitch is a game does not mean that this is not a dead serious matter. It's time for the advocacy of "medical purple" (a ridiculous oxymoron) to end.

    P.S. Whoever is taking all the F. A. R. T. leaflets from the community gardens - I hope they stink up your cabinet :p
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm not with you but i am wearing a Purple Cupcake.
    Posted 17 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We pay taxes?
    Posted 17 months ago by Magic Monkey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Purple Power!! Power to the Purple People!!

    I am also the tamer of the the one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater. He responds only to my call!!!
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Why would the leader of the F.A.R.T. movement be getting her tools dirty at Chakra community gardens?  Hmmm, maybe she can answer that question for us..in the meantime, I give you The Smoking Hoe.
    Posted 17 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • HELLO I was just removing it from the community. I happen to be trained and certified in the safe disposal of purple. I do not have any "secret stash" in my cabinet and I will volunteer for a home inspection any time you want as long as you give me one game day notice!
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lolllllllll
    Posted 17 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I sign on to the Lavendar Mask Manifesto. 

    It is well known by all that Spriggan loves all plants, purple included. Spirggan is an open and loving Giant. He knows the power of Purple.

    But some people want to keep it  away from Glitches. Don't believe The Man. He's trying to keep you down. The little thinkers who say exploring Purple is *bad* are part of an evil plan to keep the world small. The Giants thought us up--and think that we should explore and help build the world. Expand your mind. Purple is for thinking. And imagining. Like the Giants want. 

    Don't heed the reactionary call of those who want to see Purple Flowers destroyed--like so many books by other wee-minded folks. Please tend the purple flowers and replant them--as well as other plants. There's room enough for all. 

    Flower Power. Power to the Purple People. 'scuse me while i kiss this guy. 
    Posted 17 months ago by Mac Rapalicious Subscriber! | Permalink