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#### Underground Splanking Ring - Make Easy $$! - NEXT FIGHT TBA

NEXT FIGHT TBA. In the meantime, help us make splanking a true spectator sport!
What is Splank Fighting?
The most gruesome bloodsport in Ur! Come see glitchen fight to the death in the pits! Watch two (or more!) glitchen beat the piss out of one another with planks until all but one dies!
Where does it take place?
Locations change regularly. Tickets are also teleport scripts, and will take you to the latest fight destination.
I want to be a contender and earn easy $$!
Fantastic! We're always looking for fighters. Win or lose, you are guaranteed to earn 1000c. If you win the fight, you take 1k + 5% of the door take. As fights get bigger, this bonus will also get bigger! We are looking for players of all levels!
How do I buy a ticket / watch the fights?
Easily! Tickets go on sale in the auction house a few hours before each fight for 1095c. Advance tickets are available the day before a fight at a discount. Mail 1050c to me in-game, and I will send you a ticket. Once tickets go on sale, advance sales are no longer valid.
News:
Splank Club has been featured in the ImaginatUr!
To everyone asking about the next fight - I apologize for the delay. It's been a hectic thanksgiving. Fights will resume this week - please check back for updated information. Remember, advanced tickets are available!

Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink

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- Xev, you are insane. Count me in.
  Posted 13 months ago by Tonya | Permalink
- Interesting. Good luck to you! :D
  Posted 13 months ago by SeerQueen | Permalink
- This is like Bum Fights. O_o
  I am torn between LOLing and being nervous about it. :)
  Posted 13 months ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ | Permalink
- Likewise! @✰ Lorelei ✰:
  Posted 13 months ago by pretzelle | Permalink
- Pictures from tonight's fights!
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Xev, you are a genius! An evil genius to be sure but a genius just the same!
  Posted 13 months ago by Zev Bellringer | Permalink
- I thought the first rule of Splank Club is that you don't talk about Splank Club.
  Posted 13 months ago by Billy McBinky | Permalink
- I smell like rainbows and brimstone. The first rule of splank club is not to rip off movies. Let's be real, this is a lot more like snatch than like fight club. In which case, the first rule of splank club is to promote and make money.
  I'm still brad pitt in this scenario. A lady brad pitt. In a hot way.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Brad Pitt is always a hot way. <3
  Posted 13 months ago by Chasey | Permalink
- Lady brad pitt though? I feel like that could be interpreted in an unflattering way.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Can we have a column in the ImatinatUr about the Splank Ring Scandals?
  Posted 13 months ago by MG Botia | Permalink
- You know me, I love a scandal.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- I can't love this enough
  Posted 13 months ago by chilirlw | Permalink
- Hilarious
  Posted 13 months ago by Feylin | Permalink
- I am embarassed and horrified that I find this hilarious. I have to remember this is just a game and those were not REAL youngsters risking their lives. /not real/ /not real/not real/not real/not real/
  Posted 13 months ago by Kookaburra | Permalink
- Wait, Ur isn't real????
  Posted 13 months ago by anonymoose | Permalink
- Half of those youngsters died, Kookaburra. That's why we call it "blood sport."
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Wait a second, I see Botia in the pit in one of those pictures. She's not lower then level 6! This game is rigged!!!
  @Botia I was just thinking that. Do you want to write it up or should I?
  Posted 13 months ago by le beebs | Permalink
- You think her opponent was level six? Pssh. It's just easy money for low level players. I should update the op though.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Noob abuse!
  Posted 13 months ago by Krytalis | Permalink
- Noobs like money. I'm just making them happy.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- This is so absurd (and hilarious) that I might have to check it out just to satisfy my morbid curiosity!
  Posted 13 months ago by Sly Hoax | Permalink
- This is so freakin' awesome that I think we need to think up a new word that is more awesome than awesome. How about "glitchsome"?
  Posted 13 months ago by Flowerry Pott | Permalink
- Is there any truth in the rumors that some splanking fighters are using no-no as a performance enhancing drug?
  Posted 13 months ago by TRB4 | Permalink
- I can get you in for a discounted rate at the next game, and you can interview everyone yourself.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Tonights champions: Thrynity and Maebe! Congratulations!
  Couldn't make it this time? Relive the excitement! Check out the pics!
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- I am Jack's smirking Glitchen.
  Posted 13 months ago by Green Meanie | Permalink
- i feel like i should join this just because i fucking love fight club
  Posted 13 months ago by littlec7821 | Permalink
- Oh-my-Giant!
  Posted 13 months ago by Twoodle | Permalink
- Is this a daily thing?
  Posted 13 months ago by ☠ lala512 ☠ | Permalink
- What the heck? This is idiotic. This is like pixels fighting another pixel. Glitch was made for peace, not killing. ANd Littlec, quit swearing.
  I am ashamed. D: Especially the creator of this fight.
  Posted 13 months ago by TacosBeFriends | Permalink
- In what way is this an "underground" project? Half of Global chat last night was promotion for it.
  Posted 13 months ago by Vocable | Permalink
- Awesome!
  Posted 13 months ago by Herr Jim | Permalink
- Vocable, I sense a little bitterness. Don't be mad. It's underground in the sense that if I had an actual basement, the fights would be held there. Since I don't, it's a figurative term. In actuality, they're held in my backyard.
  But backyard splanking ring doesn't have the same... uh, ring to it.
  @lala - yes, it's usually daily.
  @TacosBeFriends your shame makes me giddy. Your sadness makes me stronger. I long to see your grave marker appear in my yard. But please, don't attempt to censor other players in this thread. You don't like this idea, that's cool. Message received, but you aren't the king of ur*.
  That is a title that can only belong to me. For I shall kill any glitch that gets in my way. With a plank of wood.
  *I'll probably style myself as "Empress of Ur" though.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- This might be the best thing I've ever seen in Glitch.
  Posted 13 months ago by richi | Permalink
- all hail the empress!
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Always Xev. Forever Xev.
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- *stays far far far far away from 1422 Ojan Repine Quarter* Oh wait! That is close to my place!!!!!!!
  Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose | Permalink
- there goes the neighborhood...now you'll have to sell at a loss or wait for gentrification
  Posted 13 months ago by chilirlw | Permalink
- i love it
  Posted 13 months ago by Cat A. Tonic | Permalink
- who is this xev? is anyone really that violent?
  Posted 13 months ago by little peep | Permalink
- Who are you?
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- bah Xev is harmless! His growl is worse than his nibble!
  Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose | Permalink
- *her
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- oops! sorry Xev... HER!
  Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose | Permalink
- And yes, I'm adorably non-threatening. Even my avatar is super cute! Pink things and kittens!
  <3<3<3
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- <looks at Xev's avatar> hmmm pink? where????? Silly Xev! Are you color blind?
  Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose | Permalink
- Do you see any kittens, either? o_O
  Posted 13 months ago by Xev | Permalink
- Haha count me in. Sent you in-game message. :)
  Posted 13 months ago by Rhubewook | Permalink
- I usually just read the "controversial" threads just to see what people are thinking... and was sure I would totally disapprove of this "Splank to Death" idea.... really, It just sounds horrid. Really un-Glitch like. Not my cup of tea. Not in the spirit of Ur.
  But I find myself stifling chuckles. I can't help myself.
  It's kinda like when I watched Pulp Fiction. The scenes I was watching were horrendous!!! But I was chuckling at the same time.
  Posted 13 months ago by Pirate Apples | Permalink

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