I propose that on your Glitch birthday, other glitches be allowed to GIFT you with one wardrobe item each. (Obviously if you are not a subscriber, then you can't get subscriber-only items as gift.)
On the day of your birthday you should go around with a halo (or other such signifier) over your head, so that people know you can receive gifts. It would also be swell to be able to create a public "Wish List" for wardrobe items; perhaps it could be accessed from the aforementioned birthday halo.
I think this is a win both for players and for TS, which would undoubted get increased credit revenue as a result!
For the record: I was born on Fabday the 14th of Remember, Year 17!