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#### The MOST IMPORTANT ISSUE facing Ur.

My fellow glitchians.
I come to you today with a problem.
I realized today, as I was trying on various outfits to spend my monthly credits on...
THERE ARE NO BEARDS IN GLITCH.
I will pause a moment to let this sink in.
I first noticed the problem when I tried on a pirate outfit. The jaunty nautical feeling was there, but unfortunately, the gravitas, the importance of it was not.
This is simply because I have no way to gain the nobility, the stateliness, that a ship captain's beard affords him.
This game is about IMAGINATION.
Some of our greatest thinkers have fine and stately beards.
Charles Darwin
Emily Dickenson
Pinkie Pie
Please! let the facial hair grow!

Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink

### Replies

- YEA!
  Posted 11 months ago by wuilyl | Permalink
- More of this sort of thing!
  Posted 11 months ago by Spong | Permalink
- Maybe on day they will let us have this beard:
  Beard
  Posted 11 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously | Permalink
- I wouldn't get it if it includes a conical hat. I mean, gnomes! Cups of bureaucratic water! Ugh!
  Posted 11 months ago by Sororia Rose | Permalink
- I wanna look like Gandalf in a way :)
  Posted 11 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- Yes! Something like my epic beard irl:
  Epic Beard
  Posted 11 months ago by Draron | Permalink
- Draron, you're scaring me.
  YEAH! Facial HAIR!!!! I wanna act Wise, and old... :D What about Armpits?
  Posted 11 months ago by TacosBeFriends | Permalink
- As a member of the worlds greatest band, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derek_Smalls), I too am feeling lost in the land of Ur without my trademark 'stache/beard. Let the facial hair grow!
  Posted 11 months ago by derek smalls | Permalink
- I'm holding out for a beard cage. There is still hope.
  Posted 11 months ago by Saralein | Permalink
- this picture says it all
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- ^ That picture says we need beards NOW.
  Posted 11 months ago by Draron | Permalink
- Oh my god Saralein, that is the best thing I have seen in my entire life.
  +1 on the beards front, anyway.
  But I will be crushed if I cannot have a beard-cage now.
  Posted 11 months ago by Loki Laufeyson | Permalink
- +1 MILLION
  for pinkie pie. *^__,^*
  Posted 11 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- SO MANY EPIC BEARDS
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- Agreed. Although I do not have a beard, I have often thought to myself - Damn, you would look sexy wearing a Stovepipe hat and an Abe Lincoln beard in a metasocial gaming environment.
  btw seldon, have you run this by glitchmoth yet? His beard has not yet had its say!
  Posted 11 months ago by Reepicheep | Permalink
- his RL beard is pretty amazing.
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- ALL BEARDS ALL THE TIME FOREVER! =D
  Posted 11 months ago by giantroboticMoth | Permalink
- I've seen this suggested before and I agree, there should be beards. Also, sunglasses/regular glasses.
  Posted 11 months ago by TaDa | Permalink
- MOUSTACHE! I need to twiddle one. But yes, with you totally.
  Posted 11 months ago by jiva | Permalink
- Yes! We need beards!
  Posted 11 months ago by roderick ordonez | Permalink
- Beards are coming, be patient. I saw a Dev wearing one.
  Posted 11 months ago by Brib Annie | Permalink
- yay!!! FACIAL HAIR!!
  Posted 11 months ago by Maxy Cat | Permalink
- I just want a wicked Fu, or maybe a handlebar.
  Posted 11 months ago by Djabriil | Permalink
- I need a full ZZ Top pleaze.
  Posted 11 months ago by Corecubita | Permalink
- Hmm I do not want a beard but, we do need beards and bling.Oh yes seems I have more credits too and nothing I want to use them for..lol so..... ++++1
  Posted 11 months ago by Queen Zipporah | Permalink
- don't lie. EVERYONE wants a beard.
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- Its true.
  Posted 11 months ago by Reepicheep | Permalink
- Gotta have da facial hair no doubt! May we please get facial hair thank you!:)
  Posted 11 months ago by Baldiboo | Permalink
- I'd quite like (to keep) this one - hotornot.com/photos/016/178...
  Posted 11 months ago by Benzyl | Permalink
- I wouldn't mind having an obviously fake disguise beard so I can sidle up to people and eavesdrop without being identified.
  Posted 11 months ago by Osprey | Permalink
- That could be cool, a beard suit that covers your glitch name. "Mr Icog neeto" has entered the street. Damn, now I want that name too.
  Posted 11 months ago by jiva | Permalink
- There are no glasses either!
  Posted 11 months ago by HAVOK PEW SUMMERS | Permalink
- Bears?
  Oh, beards......Naw, I want back hair tho'
  Posted 11 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- www.buzzfeed.com/scott/mann...
  Posted 11 months ago by acro, obviously | Permalink
- BEARDS!
  Posted 11 months ago by Baldiboo | Permalink
- EPIC BEARD
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- Don't let the beard love die!
  MOAR BEARD!
  Posted 11 months ago by Draron | Permalink
- I'm doing this for you, Pinkie Pie >:D
  Posted 11 months ago by MOLAIN | Permalink
- a beard for every occasion!
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- If you're really out to impress, why not go with something a little bit more sculptural: bit.ly/xu04gk (Yup, that's a reindeer.)
  ETA: of course seldon beat me to it with the same man wearing a windmill. :)
  Posted 11 months ago by Blanky | Permalink
- :) see! Proof!We need at least the basics!! Three beards...three mustaches and maybe a cousin it (Addams Family) like setting that is just flying in the wind hair head to toe!! See shel.smartercast.com/beard....
  Please please...my face is cold!
  O.o
  -.-
  o.O
  Posted 11 months ago by Baldiboo | Permalink
- not sure if this was posted yet or not (too many links to click thru)
  but: Glitchy Beard!
  Posted 11 months ago by Avery♥ | Permalink
- I'm sporting a set of friendly muttonchops irl; these should be available on glitch to increase the love for them before they (re)take the world by storm!
  Posted 11 months ago by arcturus | Permalink
- There was a young man named Seldon Finnegan;
  He grew whiskers on his chinnigan!
  The wind came up and blew them in again!
  Poor young Seldon Finnegan, Begin again!
  Posted 11 months ago by Reepicheep | Permalink
- I can imagine facial hair! it must exist!
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- Another point would be, Beards are very handy for storage of small items. fingernail clippers, toothpicks, pipes, prepackaged snacks and such, it could be a great way to carry around sparklie. As for our Female glitches they could have the equiv in makeup and blush and the like. just a thought..........
  Posted 11 months ago by Baldiboo | Permalink
- It is a little known fact that hirsute Gentlemen always kept their pipe and tobacco neatly concealed in their beards, as an empty pocket was an unpickable pocket.
  Posted 11 months ago by MrVolare | Permalink
- My beard grows down to my toes,
  I never wears no clothes,
  I wraps my hair
  Around my bare,
  And down the road I goes.
  I wanna do that so bad, but I have to walk around naked without covering because TS hates beards!
  Posted 11 months ago by Draron | Permalink
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  Posted 11 months ago by Pavida | Permalink
- why do you hate draron's beard!
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- we will.
  we will not be shaved.
  Posted 11 months ago by seldon | Permalink
- are you saying we're going to svalBeard and Valhalla, seldon?!
  Posted 10 months ago by Reepicheep | Permalink