I appreciate that the team has to work on this (awesome, amazing, wonderful, ever-so-very-cool) game, but now it's CLOSED for at least a week. What in the world am I supposed to do with my time?
I'm afraid I'd end up trying to publicly milk butterflies or nibble some poor New Jersey farmer's pig. That's a one-way trip to the boobie hatch if there ever was one.
I could practice my drink-mixing skills, but you know, I can only try and increase my mood that way so many times a day before I end up passed out on the rug with the cat.
And I can't just go out and start mining the rocks in people's yards. You can well imagine how they might feel about that. Forget taking into account that, as a computer gamer, (a) I have the melanin count of a marshmallow, and (b) I haven't swung anything heavier than a bag of groceries in years, taking a pick to the neighbor's rock garden is generally frowned upon.
I've looked through the garage and I don't seem to have one of those weird looking tinker tools anyway. Nor are there any giant vestibules to which to make donations. The closest I've been able to find are trash cans, and the only reward I get from putting anything in those is a lack of stern looks from the wife. And, a lack of trash, but that's beside the point.
In short ... can't we get a flash game on here for the interim? Robot Unicorn Attack or something? Please?