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Garden Gnomes

What have you taught your Garden Gnome to say and is it out where the public can walk by or do you have to invite people in to visit the Gnome? 

My Gnome says "Banana Phone"

Posted 17 months ago by LasaLoraine Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • mine cycles through mitch hedberg quotes saying things like "I wear a necklace because I like to know when I'm upside down"
    Posted 17 months ago by EgIantine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mine says - If yer name's not on the list yer not coming in
                     - Quit your jibber jabber FOOL!  (a la Mr T)
                     - Don't argue with a fool, they'll drag you down to their level, then win on experience
    Posted 17 months ago by Max Output Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Stormy Weather: Darn him! Darn him to that spooky, grape-squishing place we call Hell! I knew I couldn't trust the little bugger! He was supposed to be my funny Gnome. :'(
    Posted 17 months ago by Little Miss Giggles Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am glad you posted here BeatFreq...love running down to your end of the street and making all the gnomes talk...still cracks me up regularly...

    I love all the gnome sayings...frankly, gnomes really creep me out...but I do chuckle quite a bit when I pass them and they say something clever!
    Posted 17 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is there a limit on how long of phrase the gnome can say?
    Posted 17 months ago by Artilect Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Ebil - "My indoor gnomes talk dirty to me though :)"   haaalarious!  
    Posted 17 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wish some of you were my neighbors! The gnome at the house next door to mine just says some unintelligble stuff that manages to be CREEPTASTIC when combined with that Grinch-like leering expression gnomes do have.

    When I move to a bigger house, and I need to decide on where, I'm going to take nearby gnome content into account. If I must walk past a gnome on the way to/from my front door, I'd rather it be spouting Firefly or Pratchett quotes than some of the demeaning content people come up with (I mean, really - Sofa King We Tod Ed? Really? This adds joy to your world, random obnoxiously offensive ablist person? On behalf of a family member of mine who actually has Down Syndrome, let me just say... Sofa Queue).
    Posted 17 months ago by Vortexae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol Kross mine says "Beyond Here There Be Dragons", and then "Lovely Day", but I like the dragons line better : )
    Posted 17 months ago by Menoboo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *embarrassed*  My gnome outside says  "If a gnome passes gas and no one is around, does it still stink"   

    Notes left near my gnome by other players remarking on its remark..
    Posted 17 months ago by MzMunchken Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL MzMunchken - your gnome is getting fan mail!
    Posted 17 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mine says "are you talking to me" and "go ahead, make my day"
    Posted 17 months ago by miskey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My neighbor's gnome says "come any closer and I'll kill you" and "my owner abuses me." I think it's creepy but to each his own.

    My gnome says:
    Pay the ferryman
    What's shaking bacon
    Please have Your Papers and invitation in hand.
    Posted 17 months ago by Spellbound Subscriber! | Permalink
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