Topic

option to bury intruders in the soft dirt of your backyard

Dead or Alive.

[perhaps with an additional option of burying them in front of your house--  you know, as kind of a warning (instead of a gnome)]

Posted 20 months ago by rothko Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • With just the head sticking up above ground?  rofl
    Posted 20 months ago by Phoebe Springback Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks Phoebe, I suspected the idea might require refinement.
    Posted 20 months ago by rothko Subscriber! | Permalink
  •  +10!!!
    Posted 20 months ago by SavannaBlueRose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And make it require some amount of time for them to be able to dig themselves out, perhaps?  This sounds fun :D
    Posted 20 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ROFL - You'd need a special sort of patch for the purpose, and a shovel. Imagine 3 days stuck in a hole in some ones else's garden unable to move and potentially being pecked at by chicken and **** upon by piggies. I can visualise it worryingly well!
    Posted 20 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm pretty sure there's a backstory here I'm not aware of, but I am curious ... How are you getting 'intruders'?
    Posted 20 months ago by jdawg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • jdawg, this post I meant as a a joke.  Look at "Annoying"  and 'Unwritten "rules"' in the General Forum.  There is talk of players being stealthily followed into their houses by unwanted followers (plus other players seem to be able to teleport directly into their houses, with who knows who attached to them).

    [ed: jdawg, after re-reading the posts I mentioned above, I believe there are posts that talk more directly about intruders & home invasion.  I forget exactly where.]
    Posted 20 months ago by rothko Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is there a Necromancy skill involved with this goal? It could work! Instant burglar retardant!
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was one of those, unwittingly, followed into my home and I would certainly appreciate some form of blocking that feature to derail any attempts to do this in the future.
    Posted 20 months ago by Leithwyn Subscriber! | Permalink