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Anyone else...

Like saying dirty things to butlers?

Posted 6 months ago by The Sunset Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Not really. I asked mine if we could cuddle but then I got worried that that might have been sexual harassment in the workplace because he is my employee...
    Posted 6 months ago by Loki Laufeyson Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You pay employees. It's your very soft microwave. But then we'd have to worry that you want to snuggle w/ a microwave!
    Posted 6 months ago by M<3tra, obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pretty much the first thing I did after zombie was go through every swear word I could think of, hoping to get a rise out of the thing. Then I tried insults, starting with things like "creep" and working up to things like "Frankenbutler" and "robomutant." Still nothing. Then I tried saying disparaging things about the devs, like "stoot loves Comic Sans!" Still no reaction, unless you count the occasional dropped arm. I admit I'm at a bit of a loss as to where to go next.
    Posted 6 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i told her "examine poop". she didn't understood...
    Posted 6 months ago by mira gaia maia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I asked mine where to find some high class hoes.....
    Posted 6 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I tried flirting, insulting, even telling poems. It only made Ginger confused.
    Posted 6 months ago by Maxy Cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Sirentist -- Still laughing at "stoot loves Comic Sans!" over two hours later...  I started to do this, too, but then mine started to get a blank look like he was making mental notes on some sort of "list" so I stopped.  Do Androids Dream of Wanton Retributionary Electric Slaughter?
    Posted 6 months ago by EnnuiStreet Subscriber! | Permalink