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Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters

like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a rather large gold brick

It would require hooch. 
a lemon
orange juice
maybe some sort of sauce Moly + Yellow Crumb + metal ingots = gold bricks.

effects would be something like purple. 
maybe with some Hitchhiker quotes but a little more trippy
I think there should be a fair amount of hallucinations  
followed by blacking out and being randomly teleported .

Started as my idea then global went and made it awesome.
Also, towels. We could use a towel. There would be much less panic if we all had our towels.

Posted 5 months ago by fira Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • A big yes!
    Posted 5 months ago by Cimm Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh obviously we could make the name something glitchy to represent said beverage. 
    not to infringe on the copyrights
    Posted 5 months ago by fira Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1
    This would be awesome!
    Posted 5 months ago by Thalion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 forever
    Posted 5 months ago by Sakina Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 from me!
    Posted 5 months ago by Reika Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 to this one
    Posted 5 months ago by Pixieyelsraek Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I approve this idea.

    Thanks for all the fish.
    Posted 5 months ago by XD Subscriber! | Permalink
  • looooooooooooooooooooooove it!
    Posted 5 months ago by wizardofawesome Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm sure there would be a glitchian equivalent for the proper recipe. And it could be called something less copyright infringing. Pan Ur Blurble Bluster.

    1 Hooch (Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit)
    1 Coffee (Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V)
    3 Ice Cubes (Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost))
    4 Heavy Gas (Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it)
    1 Spinach (Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract)
    1 Barnacle (Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger)
    5 Camphor (Sprinkle Zamphuor)
    1 Plum (Add an olive)
    Drink and enjoy using the construction tool without energy loss (Drink . . . but . . . very carefully)
    Posted 5 months ago by Bexatious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love Bexatious' idea and description.  Only, it should remain somewhat mischievousness and weird, so at the end of the buff, everything turns golden yellow for a while as a sort of harmless and wacky debuff where everything sparkles, and then you get a count down to a nasty hoochy hang-over (having your head bashed in by a lemon wrapped gold brick).
    Posted 5 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I feel like calling it a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster would not be infringing, but rather an homage which falls under fair use. I don't think Douglas Adams' estate is all that litigious in any case.

    Also a big fat +1 from me!
    Posted 5 months ago by HeyHeyHolly Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh, I like that debuff Carl!!
    Posted 5 months ago by Bexatious Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Homage please
    I would drink this regularly :D
    Posted 5 months ago by harriette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lets call it "Panglitchian Groodle Blaster".
    Also, towels. Everyone likes towels. Towels are cool.
    Posted 5 months ago by Sad Charlie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wrap the glass in a towel to keep it really cool.
    Posted 5 months ago by WindBorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm so hip, I have problems seeing over my pelvis.
    Posted 5 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1
    I think just naming it Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster would be good but Sad Charlie's Pan Glitchian Groddle Blaster seems a suitably Glitchian alternative.

    Bexatious recipe is really good too. Though might I suggest, rather than Spinach, some form of herb extract (Rubeweed is green) for the Hypermint extract. Also, rather than a Barnacle, some fiber from an Alakolian Fox for tooth of an Algolian Suntiger - hair of the fox that bit you, as it were! (Though obviously any fiber would do for actually making the recipe.)

    That fira is a sassy frood who really knows where her towel is.
    I wish I had a towel.
    Posted 5 months ago by Dr Evanzan Subscriber! | Permalink