Like most Glitchen, I was so young when I was born that I don't remember what day or year it was.
But somewhere, locked deep inside the files of the Bureaucratic Halls, is a piece of paper containing my name and date of birth. All I have to do is convince the BureauCrocs to let me see it.
After successfully navigating a series of Bureaucratic roadblocks (eventually overcome with a "donation" of a few Obvious Panini) I emerge victorious, the date of my birth now revealed and in my possession on an Official Birth Certificate (and now permanently noted in my account.)
Finally, I donate my Official Birth Certificate to the shrine of my choice, and the next time my birthday rolls around a special gift comes my way from whichever Giant received my offering.
I know there have been numerous Birthday related threads, but if there is ever a successful effort to match joined time and date with Glitch dates this might make a nice addition to Quests as well as give the BureauCrocs more to do.