My fellow glitchians.
I come to you today with a problem.
I realized today, as I was trying on various outfits to spend my monthly credits on...
THERE ARE NO BEARDS IN GLITCH.
I will pause a moment to let this sink in.
I first noticed the problem when I tried on a pirate outfit. The jaunty nautical feeling was there, but unfortunately, the gravitas, the importance of it was not.
This is simply because I have no way to gain the nobility, the stateliness, that a ship captain's beard affords him.
This game is about IMAGINATION.
Some of our greatest thinkers have fine and stately beards.
Charles Darwin
Emily Dickenson
Pinkie Pie
Please! let the facial hair grow!