They say it is impossible, but the bubble trees tell me that it is all just a conspiracy by The Man to keep us down. Unfortunately, the bubble tree was unspecific as to who "The Man" was.
But I'm sure whomever he or she might be (wouldn't it be sneaky of "The Man" was a she or even an it?!?!?), they have had that Bureaucratic Arts III skill under wraps for a very, very long time and are clearly working feverishly to keep it out of our grasp. Ask the tree! Now, where is that hat I was making out of tin ingot foil.....?