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(over) Emblem & Bigger Bag Giveaway! - Share Your Poetic Prowess

Update: This giveaway is over! No more bags! Thanks to all who joined in on the limerick fun. :)

I have 3 bigger bags, each of which contains a full set of 11 emblems (one of each kind).

The first 3 people to comment here with a Glitch-inspired limerick will receive a bigger bag & emblem set! If you're not one of the first 3, I still have some empty bigger bags (worth $1999) to give away - so get one while supplies last!

If you'd like to join the fun, but don't want one or either of these prizes, just let me know.

Posted 16 months ago by Melody Pond Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • There once was a giant named Zille
    whose province was mountains and hills
    Mining is her thing
    So her praises we sing
    As we labor to pay off the bills

    (No prize, please.)
    Posted 16 months ago by clare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a glitch named Pen
    Who played games every now and then.
    Then along came Glitch, and his fingers twitched.
    Now he won't play the others again
    Posted 16 months ago by Kungaloosh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wait for the moon, the midnight moon
    As off in the distance I hear a giant croon
    Yet I wait and I wait
    As the hour grows late
    And a butterfly floats over a dune
    Posted 16 months ago by oli kins Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A limerick with something fishy in it:

    There once was a game with a wish
    to have animals but no fish,
    then a salmon appeared,
    and one thing is so weird:
    wish i knew some better English. :P
    Posted 16 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch named gallagirl
    who entered an exciting new world
    And finding an old friend
    from the land that did end
    Was like opening an oyster - to discover a pearl.
    Posted 16 months ago by gallagirl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My compliments to all, these are awesome :}
    Posted 16 months ago by welshcorgi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A pious young man from Glitch
    Heard a bubble tree's tempting pitch:
    "I have No-No Powder,
    Shall I say that louder?
    Come back, you son-of-a-bitch!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Ironcinder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *applauds*
    Posted 16 months ago by Kungaloosh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There was a Glitch in Kaavin Kit, 
    whose Piggies all smelled like Best Bean Dip. 
    She didn't mind the smell, it was better than squishing grapes in Hell,
    but the Meat Collector couldn't stand it.
    Posted 16 months ago by A Magical Unicorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks a lot to Melody Pond for this great contest, and for the bag of emblems, which she just gave me! :)
    Posted 16 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In Glitch there is a giant named Pot
    Who once liked lemons quite a lot
    But it started a war
    Over the size of the store
    So ask him now and he will say "Not!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Morwen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch in Doon Way
    Who petted her Spice Tree all day
    She meant to be kind
    But it started to mind
    And cried, "I don't like you that way!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Squeakymouse Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Piggy who'd fret:
    "I've had many a nibble and pet.
    I've a life so good now,
    But I'm frightened by how
    I'll forget it when all things reset!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Kittynoises Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 nleseul!
    Posted 16 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :O
    Posted 16 months ago by FlirtyvonSexenhaven Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bravo squeakymouse! Bravo all!

    I've savored tales of petty titans, cruel and forsaken,
    Hunched o'er sparklies, I relished their fall!
    But I'll brook no crook so vile,
    And suffer no crow to defile,
    Works of Urglitchen, whether giant or small!
    }:O
    Posted 16 months ago by FlirtyvonSexenhaven Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Melody,

    It was such a pleasure to meet you and thank you for taking the time to tp to me and give me the bag and emblems!!!  I really appreciate it.  hugs!
    Posted 16 months ago by oli kins Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ha ha Squeakymouse. :)
    Posted 16 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Batterflies glide high in the caves
    If they pass you don't bother to wave
    Just feed them some meat
    (grab the guano at yer feet)
    Cuz it's meat (not your greetings) they crave
    Posted 16 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once stood a single old wood tree
    His life quiet and his heart lonely
    He dared not reach out
    Fearing hatches and louts
    Who'd harvest and leave him an amputee
    Posted 16 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was a Glitch named Stan
    Who was heavy with the Watering Can
    Who soon found out
    Fruit & Beans were stout
    And each petted tree was a fan.
    Posted 16 months ago by Fokian Fool Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I still have a few bags left... get 'em while you still can! :) The contest will be over once the test ends.
    Posted 16 months ago by Melody Pond Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There once was girl who played Glitch.
    Each week she'd get quite an itch,
    Impatient like the rest
    For the start of next test
    To jump around via spinach!

    (:
    Posted 16 months ago by theodorenott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks for the bag, @Melody Pond.

    Ghah! Not another backwards smiley, @theodorenott. I automatically see that as a frown unless I do a double take.
    Posted 16 months ago by Fokian Fool Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is way too much fun! Late to the party but I have to pitch in:

    There once was a chefferly Glitchen
    Who wished that her house had a kitchen.
    "My treehouse is lacking
    In places for snacking,"
     Was the main gist of her bitchin'.
    Posted 16 months ago by Miel Subscriber! | Permalink