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[UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.

We're ALREADY fixing it!

Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!

Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.

Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • No bored no more... It had to be eric...
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think it's revenge of the pigeons.
    Posted 7 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Mon and the Cassandra Boxes"
    Well that's a band name if ever I heard one. Someone get on that.
    Posted 7 months ago by MX Ghostie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Welp. Time to go make ice cream. Cake Batter Ice Cream (with sprinkles)!
    Posted 7 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crushing death by flowers??
    Posted 7 months ago by Sturminator MoOre Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GS11 never should have been turned up past 10. There's your problem.
    Posted 7 months ago by derek smalls Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How many times do we have to tell you? It's forty-two. Forty-Two. FORTY-TWO!! 42
    Posted 7 months ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mart, you shouldn't have used the computers to reheat your dinner.
    Posted 7 months ago by anonymoose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awww dangit ! I refreshed on accident
    Posted 7 months ago by Ameh.Loves.Fudge Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Murphy thinks this wasn't an external API at all because there is no correlation in http requests with the spike on gs. Whereas serguei points out that "gs11 is GCing as crazy".
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • gs11 is global chatting? Who is this GS11?!
    Posted 7 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GCing? Don't blame this on the Game of Crowns group >:O
    Posted 7 months ago by Effigy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Eventually the boytoy is going to get online and I am going to ask him whether this is actual programmer stuff or if Stoot is speaking in tongues.
    Posted 7 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Whatever. This is stupid. I wanted to go home early tonight. I'm exhausted and there's rhubarb pie and there's a show on the PVR that I want to watch. GODDDDD!!!!
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Avery, they must have changed their name!
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So does that mean that there's now a black hole in GGW sucking the game in and ready to implode?
    Posted 7 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GCing "garbage collecting": en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garba...
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The garbage it's collecting is all the flowers in that glitch's name. I swear, it's true.
    Posted 7 months ago by Effigy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • but, but, but ... you are GODDDDD!!!!!
    Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my god I didn't even want to play right now, but now I will refresh this page until it is over because cranky stoot is the most hilarious stoot.
    Posted 7 months ago by Biohazard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "gs11 is GCing as crazy"

    Oh, gs11 is global chatting as crazy! I get it!  Oh well, I didnt have gs11 as a friend anyway. Never knew they had an alt as "crazy"
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good thing it's time to go to sleep.  Hope things are better in the morning.  Good luck all. :)
    Posted 7 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Are you kidding? Seriously? Just this? GS-ADMIN: ADMIN_CALL [ID redacted]->profile_get_houses  [FAIL] (140 ms)
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awwww, I'm sorry. :( I hope the pie's delicious when you get it!
    Posted 7 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rather "astoot" sounding....
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The real problem is, Murphy? Yeah. He's that Murphy. If anything can go wrong, it will.
    Posted 7 months ago by Vortexae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am wondering if this has something to do with this post http://www.glitch.com/forum/bugs/20505/
    Posted 7 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *pats Stoots tired head*... I'm here for you.
    Posted 7 months ago by Rhubarb Pie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I  wonder if this is why  the containers for flash on most browsers are spiking when I play glitch?
    Posted 7 months ago by max_champlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • maybe GS wanted a private street?

    Bahahahaha
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • soooo, ya fixed it?  :D
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rhubarb pie! *jealous*
    Posted 7 months ago by Yggdrasil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's all of those wads of bubble gum, behind that user's name, that's mucking up the machinery :P
    Posted 7 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think that Stoot is drunk again!  ;)
    Posted 7 months ago by Serra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This chair isn't even comfortable!
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Serra, hahahaha

    *gives stoot my chair* Its super comfortable
    Posted 7 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I knew it was the bubblegum. I was right
    Posted 7 months ago by Effigy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • " Whatever. This is stupid. I wanted to go home early tonight. I'm exhausted and there's rhubarb pie and there's a show on the PVR that I want to watch. GODDDDD!!!"

    Stoot, you have my sympathies. I've been there myself on more than one occasion and you're right, it SUCKS. I just hope you don't have to pull an all-nighter to fix whatever broke. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Woochi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • stoot, upgrade it
    Posted 7 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha! Stoot... I am not laughing at your pain, only your posts. You make me giggle!
    Posted 7 months ago by Seyda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot can sit in my lap, I'm comfy.
    Posted 7 months ago by Serra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Guys, we need to take up a collection to send cupcakes to TS HQ for going above and beyond the call of duty.
    Posted 7 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But at least we can all visit and chat! :)
    We're all here for each other -- and here for TS!
    Relax, it's an adventure!  Just enjoy the moment...
    Posted 7 months ago by Chetmo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stoot, you deserve a  better chair!
    Posted 7 months ago by Lily Linguistic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Shiromisa Kaya - looks like real programmer stuff to me!  I'm a programmer and that looks entirely too much like stuff I deal with in my day job.  Good luck to stoot & the team!
    Posted 7 months ago by Mongiesama Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good Night, and Good Luck!
    Posted 7 months ago by Stuv Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Arg, booted. Apparently you can run but you can't hide from Stoot, er, GOD.

    Hope you get home soon Stoot. I'm off to bed, if that makes you feel any better. At least one of us is sleeping.
    Posted 7 months ago by SkyWaitress Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (I'm not really complaining. Just funning. And, I don't actually have to do any of the work. There's already five HUGE NERDS working on it.)
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <passes stoot a doobie>... puff, puff, hoard.  puff, puff...hoard.  

    ahhhhhh, other peole aren't so scary.....
    i gently label it "stoned" and move on............
    Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Look on the bright side, we still have this fabulous text based game. I'm thinking of a word.....7 letters _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    Posted 7 months ago by derek smalls Subscriber! | Permalink
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