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Frooooot!

The title? I got it from a tree. Cool, right? :D

Okay so IMAGINE. YOU are stuck on an island in the middle of nowhere. All you have are an infinite number of cherries and a Fruit Changing Machine. To survive you need to eat. BUT! You are allergic to cherries! OH NOES! Now what? Well use your handy-dandy Fruit Changing Machine. But oh no, the Machine is close to breaking and can only change your cherries into one other fruit. WHICH DO YOU CHOOSE?

If you can't remember what exactly the Machine can change a cherry into, here's the list:

Apple, Banana, Bunch of Grapes, Cloudberry, Lemon, Mangosteen, Orange, Pineapple, Plum, Strawberry, Whortleberry. 

As for me, I would change all of my cherries into bunches of grapes. I like me some grapes :D

Posted 16 months ago by Piratice Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • why not just ask people what their favorite fruit is?

    edit: side note, snozzberries should be in glitch.
    Posted 16 months ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bananas, no question. Mmmmm.
    Posted 16 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Because, Mr. Dawgg, this is far more amusing and Glitch-related. :P
    Posted 16 months ago by Piratice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oranges. That way I could make more drinks. :)
    Posted 16 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Mr. Dawgg: Because here, like inside the game itself, narrative and style are important.
    Posted 16 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Grapes. Press to make juice. Stomp to make wine.

    Yep.

    Stompy stompy stomp stomp
    Posted 16 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Strawberries! Then I could feed them to the pigs on the island and get poop and seeds. Plus since they would love me for feeding them, I could get a nibble or two. :D
    Posted 16 months ago by Piece of Serenity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bananas :)
    Good for potassium
    Posted 16 months ago by r0gu3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oranges, to prevent scurvy, arrrrrr.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I agree with the snozzberries.
    What about dingleberries?
    Posted 16 months ago by SanVoMiTo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think there should be gooseberries. ...Or even geese from which to get gooseberries.

    Cloudberries sound yummy~
    Posted 16 months ago by Kafrin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't think the kind of gooseberry that comes from a goose sounds terribly appetizing...
    Posted 16 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • blackberries
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    dog
    Posted 16 months ago by ArtOfHands RoboGirl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Kafrin cloudberries are actually a thing!

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud...

    Also they are damn delicious. I would probably choose apples instead though just because I'd be able to survive longer on those than on any other fruit. Otherwise, bananas, because if the experience caused me to become sick and tired of bananas and could never eat another banana as long as I lived, that wouldn't be so sad for me.
    Posted 16 months ago by naitPee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lemons.
    Posted 16 months ago by Lilypad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd make a blackberry and email for a pizza
    Posted 16 months ago by Albus Rookslayer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oranges, definitely not bananas!  Apples are my favourite, but I only like Granny Smith's and Glitch ones are red! ;-)
    Posted 16 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...but I *like* cherries...
    Posted 16 months ago by dopiaza Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oranges. I feel like I couldn't survive three days without a freshly squeezed orange juice. =]
    Posted 16 months ago by Moumoushou Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 'nanas :)
    Though I'd miss all the others......
    Posted 16 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pina colada fruit.
    Posted 16 months ago by napabeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • mangosteen, if it tastes anything like mangoes I'd be in heaven!
    Posted 16 months ago by FrankenPaula Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cloudberries!
    Posted 16 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pineapples...definitely pineapples...

    Wow, never knew that cloudberries were a real fruit...hmmm...interesting!
    Posted 16 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm torn between the awesomeness of unlimited wine, or the "real" necessity of scurvy-fighting oranages/lemons/pineapples...
    Posted 16 months ago by Skwid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No question, apples. Delicious and nutritious.

    Though unlimited wine would be nice, considering I'm all alone on a desert island and whatnot..have a feeling a drink might take the edge off..
    Posted 16 months ago by Alexah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Indiana Pod - ROFL - Good one!
    Posted 16 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mangosteens are the most amazing thing ever. I could literally eat them for the rest of my life.
    Posted 16 months ago by Saro Subscriber! | Permalink