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Sloth Super PAC - Prizes Sent!

SLOTHS WON!

Prize Winners:
Beta Funpickle - BlackWolf
GNG - MeltingSky
Old Tree Poison - Bunnykins
Ludwig - AbbyCadabra
Ayn - Dino
Nietszche - Circe & Coke
Winter Wingding Party Pack - Totally Mental Mommy
Animal Youth Potions - StellarJ & Marla
Old Antidotes - MzMunckin, NekoMaki & Sentinen

Good job Sloth voters.  Thanks to Aleph Zero for providing prizes.

Posted 9 months ago by Battersea Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • sure.
    Sloths forever! 3 for sloths!
    And if you aren't voting for sloth, please keep in mind that YOUR vote could help you win that funpickle and GNG and dolls!!! So vote anyways, even if you think your vote won't matter! Vote for sloths!
    Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Threw 5 towards sloths!~
    Posted 9 months ago by Abby Cadabra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I voted Sloth.  15 times.
    Posted 9 months ago by Circe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "post here after you vote sloth to get in the running."

    Love your idea of shaking things up but how can you tell who votes for sloth & who doesnt? 
    Posted 9 months ago by Dagnabbit Rabbit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Voted Sloth.  Only acceptable choice.  :-)
    Posted 9 months ago by Tayyib Subscriber! | Permalink
  • O.O ....
    Posted 9 months ago by satarell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sloth ftw!  :)
    Posted 9 months ago by Mango Chopstix Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can't tell for sure, but if they move from 5th up to the top two I'm happy.  If you don't have votes, feel free to donate prizes.
    Posted 9 months ago by Battersea Subscriber! | Permalink
  • On behalf of GAASM, the Glitchian Association for the Advancement of Sloths & Moose, I am donating a Friedrich Nietzsche Doll, some old-style tree poisons, and some potions of animal youth to ease the stress of the raffle winner's housing transition.
    Edit: I was wrong about my stash. Doll: check! Animal youth: check! But the old-style tree poisons are actually three old-style tree poison antidotes
    Posted 9 months ago by Aleph Zero Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 5 toward sloth. Before I even saw this.
    Posted 9 months ago by Addi Bee~♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have voted Sloth for president...and for the next animal in glitch
    Posted 9 months ago by Cleops Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 3 for sloth before seeing this. The other 7 went to Monkey, I want monkey guano.
    Posted 9 months ago by rorschach Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 3 for sloth before seeing this. The other 7 went to Monkey, I want monkey guano.
    Posted 9 months ago by rorschach Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so, yeah, I did sloth. several times.
    so how do we determine who is in for the winning?
    we cannot verify HOW MANY votes each Glitchen sacrificed on behalf of cuteness and fond memories of The Magician King, the seminal novel by Lev Grossman.
    so how will you judge.
    how!
    is this!
    fair?

    /shatner

    Go sloths.
    Posted 9 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No verification, but if sloths win I'll raffle off those items to everyone posting in this thread.  If there's someone who has run raffles before that everyone trusts, I'll let them do it, otherwise I figure I'll throw a party, invite everyone who posts, assign numbers and roll dice in public.
    Posted 9 months ago by Battersea Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You know, for some reason I didn't even see sloths on the list!  I guess my mind disengaged when I saw "rats" :p
    Posted 9 months ago by Genkicoll Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I voted for sloth 5 times before seeing this... so... isn't bribing voters illegal?
    Posted 9 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But I want moosen
    Posted 9 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want a coat made of algae-coated sloth fur.
    Posted 9 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh i have one sloppy, ill mail it to you....
    Posted 9 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *waits by mailbox, but has to pee really bad
    Posted 9 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I voted Sloth. 

    Don't be complacent. Make the effort. The lazy will inherit the Urth.

    Vote Sloth!
    Posted 9 months ago by Jesus Christ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sloths FTW! Imagine seeing them climbing in our trees! <3

    Plus BABY SLOTHS?!?! *dead* 
    Posted 9 months ago by Coke Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I voted for sloths because they are adorable.
    Posted 9 months ago by Detritus Subscriber! | Permalink
  •  I'm in..
     Sloths know how to live.
    Posted 9 months ago by caley dunn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was voting for monkeys and to say that I like sloths would be kind of a betrayal buuuut.... THAT PRIZE IS JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE!  So... go sloths!   LOL I am a traitor to all monkey kind!  O_o
    Add me in!  ;D
    Posted 9 months ago by FTW BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I voted for sloths before I even knew about any crass attempts at influencing MY vote. I am clean....clean I tell you! And it was consensual. And by "it" I mean absolutely nothing naughty at all....
    Posted 9 months ago by Fogwoman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And seeing several people who also voted for moose makes me laugh. It must be diagnostic for something :)
    Posted 9 months ago by Fogwoman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sloths are the least rational choice on that list, hence, they should be the winners by default.

    I voted sloth, and I approve this message.
    Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I spent all of my votes on Sloth. Sloth 2012!
    Posted 9 months ago by TotallyMentalMommy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • SLOTHS.
    Posted 9 months ago by MsKelseyClaire Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can an alpaca do THIS is Kristen Bell? I think not.
    If Sloth wins, I will give an old antidote to someone who posts here.

    VOTE SLOTH! But don't rush. Just get to it some time.
    Posted 9 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • sloths!  YES!
    Posted 9 months ago by Zev Bellringer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am almost willing to say I voted SLOTH, just for the prizes. But I didn't, I voted KANGAROO.
    So, if you've got any spare votes after voting Sloth, please consider the super-cute hippity-hoppity, pouch-having 'Roo.
    Posted 9 months ago by Pascale Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I had already voted when sloths were added to the ballot (they were slow showing up, imagine that?).  But I just cast 5 of my remaining votes for sloths.  Those were to be saved for the next issue, but sloths deserve my vote.
    Posted 9 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't have votes (no subscription) or I would vote sloth- just popping in to say that if we get sloths, we should totally be able to hug them. They're so huggy! I loooobe those baby pictures, too. So cute!
    Posted 9 months ago by Fernstream Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I had already voted sloth before I read this - at the time it seemed as if the noble Sloth was garnering few, if any votes.  I am certain that your efforts in creating a sloth super PAC are paying off, however.  Good job, Battersea!
    Posted 9 months ago by podle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ooh i voted sloth pre-reading too! 

    YAY SLOTH!
    Posted 9 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Moosen.  You all are just fooling yourselfs. 

    Q&A

    Do sloth have antlers? No.

    Do sloth do anything? No.

    Do sloths pick up a full grown mountain lion and fling them around like a sack of taters? No.

    Can sloths weigh up to 1500 lbs. and run real fast, and tear you up? No.

    Does a moosen take up to a week to climb down from its tree just to poop? No.

    Do sloths make cool noises? No.

    Aren't sloths just a moss covered piece of furniture that occasionally moves?  Yes.

    Moosen.  Now more than ever.
    Posted 9 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 3 votes for sloth :)
    Do moose have 1 foot long nails?No.
    Does moose fur have it's own ecosystem? No.
    Do moose have the decency to defecate only once per week, and then bury it when they do? Absolutely not!

    Down with mooses, up with the mighty Sloth!!!
    Posted 9 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I voted Sloth x5 before I saw this thread.  Sloths are so under-valued.

    VOTE SLOTH!
    Posted 9 months ago by Belasco Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Does any other animal on the list have a deadly sin connected with them? I think not!

    Sloth 2012!
    Posted 9 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Simple easy answers:

    YES. Moosen have foot long dagger like TEETH. And guns. Lots of guns.

    YES. Moosen have a whole vital ecosystem in their fur as well as a healthy economy - each Moosen provides over 25 folks a job!  Moosen pay workers in gold coins.

    YES.  Moosen poop once a year and its like a tiny dry piece of ash that smells minty, with a hint of lime. AND - its cute. It has a bow on it.

    Sloths: Stay up all night watching TV. FACT.
    Sloths: Are terrible drivers with scary slow reaction time. FACT.
    Sloths: Leave toilet seat up EVERY TIME. FACT.

    Vote Moosen 2012
    Posted 9 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Go sloth and monkey!
    Posted 9 months ago by Melting Sky Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 9 months ago by tis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sloths!!!  (and bunnies) but mostly SLOTHS!!!!!!!
    Posted 9 months ago by Suzi Nothomemaker Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Woo, go ☣elf☣! Many much moosen!
    Posted 9 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think it might be hopeless for the monkey but the mighty sloth is slowly rising in the ranks. I cast another few votes to help him on his way to victory.
    Posted 9 months ago by Melting Sky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 8 for sloths! 
    Posted 9 months ago by October Blue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 3 for sloths!!
    Posted 9 months ago by Mrkurasaki Subscriber! | Permalink
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