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#### Silly GOD pleas

Dear GOD,
As your faithful servant, I would like the power to smite the unbelievers...
And the believers too, thinking about it
Clayr

Posted 7 months ago by Clayr | Permalink

### Replies

- Dear GOD,
  I just ask for the banjos to stop in my house. I want to enjoy the trees without the incessant strumming.
  Please make it stop.
  1M₡ | Xial
  Posted 7 months ago by Xial | Permalink
- Der God
  God plz
  -Dolan
  Posted 7 months ago by Cirnots | Permalink
- Mute the music, 100000000? :)
  Posted 7 months ago by NutMeg Botwin | Permalink
- Are you there, GOD? It's me, Margaret...
  Posted 7 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught | Permalink
- You all are wasting your time. I know a couple of Glitches, Vladimir and Estragon, who have been waiting for God--or was it Godot?--for a LONG time now.
  Posted 7 months ago by Flash McPherson | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  sorry I use Your name in vain so often when I hurt myself, Often in conjunction with the verb "damn" or "fuck". -_-
  ~ Auren
  Posted 7 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- Dear God,
  Please help me to be funny and insightful in my forum postings.
  Also, could I bum a cool mill? Thanks again!
  -MsKelseyClaire
  Posted 7 months ago by MsKelseyClaire | Permalink
- *snickers at Auren* Why damn or fuck? How about damn AND fuck? Goddamnfuck!
  Dear GOD,
  I am sorry I curse too much.
  ...
  Actually, no I'm not. Help me think of more words, #%^*¥$.
  -$&@*^#% SeerQueen
  Posted 7 months ago by SeerQueen | Permalink
- Dear God,
  Please don't give Clayr the ability to smite people.
  ME on the other hand....
  Let's do this.
  <3,
  AJ
  Posted 7 months ago by Joan Holloway | Permalink
- hahaha Queen. :3
  Posted 7 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  I am clearly a more faithful servant than Anya since I capitalised your name properly. She is unworthy of smiting power.
  *some chanting*
  Thank you,
  Clayr
  P.S. Bless the people who make me laugh with many currants and good FPS rates
  Posted 7 months ago by Clayr | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  Please give me the strength of teeth to bite Clayr, despite him being thousands of miles away.
  It's all I want for Christmas this year.
  Or a baby brother.
  I... don't know how this works.
  Obviously.
  In conclusion,
  AJ
  Posted 7 months ago by Joan Holloway | Permalink
- Dear God,
  Why do bad Rube trades happen to good Glitches?
  Hey, can you give the Rube the ability to smite people? We already know his judgement is extremely poor - it would be a laugh and a half!
  Kia
  Posted 7 months ago by Kiavora | Permalink
- Dear God,
  I learned a lot about friendship today.
  TS
  Posted 7 months ago by Cirnots | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  I would most certainly upgrade my subscription to the highest amount if you give the Rube the ability to randomly smite people who decline his trades.
  Faithfully yours,
  Auren
  Posted 7 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- Dear God,
  Gary Busey and Ted Nugent were fighting about potatoes again today. I splanked them both and Gary got a splinter. I asked him if he was ok and he said "We're doing GREAT!" He's weird, but sort of awesome.
  ♥ Kittn
  P.S. Have you seen the toof fairy? That broad owes me credits.
  Posted 7 months ago by Kittn | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  Bacon.
  Thanks, Kronos Rats.
  Posted 7 months ago by OMG BACON!! | Permalink
- Dear Trisor
  Please give me the suave sophistication and silver tongue to make a buck off of all these people and corrupt their children. Enclosed find two silver quoins and a bloody sacrifice to your blasphemous name.
  By the way, love what you've done with the place
  ~MrVolare
  Posted 7 months ago by MrVolare | Permalink
- Dear Dog,
  Thank you for being so happy to see me at the end of the day. Sometimes you are the only one to give me a kiss. I love you and will give you a cookie tonight.
  Skanht,
  Forcythia
  Posted 7 months ago by Forcythia | Permalink
- Deciding what to say to GOD is not
  Easy. Others are asking for favors
  And are insulting their fellow Glitchen.
  Really, I don't know what to decide.
  Grateful I am for this game that I play
  Over and over again. I have too much
  Desire to continue, so thank you.
  Posted 7 months ago by Ygasuasu | Permalink
- Dear GOD
  Protect me from Anya's teeth. Also, please give me a flamethrower so I can burn all the butterflies.
  Clayr
  Posted 7 months ago by Clayr | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  Please give Clay a flame thrower, he really does need it.
  Auren
  Posted 7 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- *quaffs an essence of purple*
  Dear GOD,
  Purple. Why is purple. Purple?
  Puurrrrrrrrrppllleeeeǝǝǝǝןןdddɹɹɹɹnd
  ıuɐʞɐɹp~
  PS: When I woke up, my second floor looked like this: http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PA9GNCMOVKD240I/11622-2589e0b7c9/
  Posted 7 months ago by Drakani | Permalink
- If you would be so kind as to guide my way to my long lost gnome with say... A shining beacon I would name my next 100 chickens after you.
  Posted 7 months ago by Zooo | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  please don't watch me tonight after I go to bed. >_>
  Kthxbai.
  ~Auren
  Posted 7 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- Dear God,
  Preserve us from fools, especially when we're foolish ourselves.
  And please don't give the Rube power to smite people, no matter how funny it'd be, I'm sure I'd be first to go...
  Posted 7 months ago by MoM4.6 | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  Please give us a street called Yuo Ohms Tunite so I can go die in it
  Thank you,
  Clayr
  Posted 7 months ago by Clayr | Permalink
- Just turn off the sound...
  Posted 7 months ago by EarthtoGrace | Permalink
- Cover your butt, Clayr is watching.
  -God
  Posted 7 months ago by Katechol | Permalink
- Dear GOD,
  I need more spirits to heal. Please send me some from Hell. I'm sure the shouting guy from there won't mind, especially since I tried to help him and he yelled at me. He's mean.
  Also, if it's too much to ask, I'd like a pair of guard raptors for my house and a kirin to ride around Ur.
  Thanks!
  - KS
  Posted 7 months ago by Kouki Sangoma | Permalink