Topic

I'm Sick

I've recently caught a very rare disease. It's a bizarre illness that causes me to turn female when somebody says a certain word. I don't mean to be disrespectful to the opposite gender, but I'm comfortable with my currant gender, so don't say the disease's trigger word. I won't say what the word is, but I'll give you some hints.

1) It appeared on the Australian 20 cent coin
2) It can be found in Australia
3) It can secrete milk

Please, please, please, PLEASE do not say the word that I'm hinting at.

Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • why are you telling us this
    Posted 22 months ago by LarsLikesMilk Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hahahaha... riddle time? Hmmm
    Posted 22 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So...if I say the word, and you change genders, does that mean you will secrete milk too?
    Posted 22 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahaha, both thrindos and Nanookie.

    I give it 20 minutes before someone googles "australian 20 cent coin" and says it.
    Posted 22 months ago by Aldaris Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Nanookie Yes, I'll change gender. No, I won't secrete milk... I hope.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I spy with my little eye, something beginning with.... PEEEE! :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nothing that one-billion Plain Metal Ingots wont cure...
    Posted 22 months ago by Yeoman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heehee. Is there a word-antidote that will change you back?
    Posted 22 months ago by Lark Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm not sure.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ornithorhynchus anatinus!
    Posted 22 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If I say it, can I decide what your female features would be? Because that would be a lot like dressing you like a doll and that would be AWESOME.
    Posted 22 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is his name Perry?
    Posted 22 months ago by Ani Laurel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Echidna! Now take a video of yourself changing!
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @PittyPat Close, but no musicblock.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What?! How about the Platypus?
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh fu-*BLARGH!*
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Video please!
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • NEVAR!
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • this is a terrible predicament.
    Posted 22 months ago by Sweet Sadie Wren Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, PittyPat, you've officially made my enemies' list. On the upside, I'm kinda hot, and at least you didn't say the word that de-fangs me!
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Enemies :'(
    I won't ask you for hints for the de-fanging then. Especially if you're kinda hot the way you are now ;)
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I didn't mean it, Pitty. I just wanted to make a cheap Nixon reference. We can still be friends as long as you don't say "cannoli." OH SHI-
    Well, I guess I only have myself to blame for that one.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey, MIsha had already guessed it 4 hours ago! She said Ornithorhynchus Anatinus which is a Platypus :)
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL @ Thrindos
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, I lost my gender, my fangs, and my dignity. At least there's nothing else left to lose! At least as long as I don't say "be-WHOA! That was close! Good thing I stopped myself before I finished saying "beans."

    SURE, WHY NOT!?!?!
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • At least you're modest enough to cover your parts :p
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good news, I found a shirt! Now if only somebody could get me a decent pair of pantaloons.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The heck with it, I'm getting rid of the censor bar. It's not like we actually have anything down there. (Except for Joe Blow, apparently. goo.gl/CZkF1)
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow, he was sure happy to see someone!
    Posted 22 months ago by PittyPat is sad Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've also recently found out that it... um... "retracts" during the "huh" and "grr" emotions. *squick*
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The new Thrindos is hawt! Wanna make out?
    Posted 22 months ago by Lark Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nope.
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good news! I got my hair back to the way it previously was, and I found some false fangs!
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Not only did I get it right I spelled it right too........well cut and pasted it lol.....runs off to go look at the new ThrinDORA :)

    edit...ohh it's Thrindora no knickers now then pmsl :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yo'know wht? I miss my old avatar. Fortunately, I just realized that I have a reset button hidden in my armpit. *beep*
    Why didn't I do that in the first place?
    Posted 22 months ago by Letter Jeigh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • does it have the letters "platypu" in it?
    Posted 22 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Girl! Don't you go stealin' my ideas, girl! Shame.
    Posted 22 months ago by PropHat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • platypus, cannoli, platypus, cannoli, platypus, cannoli … Thrindos … you ok?
    Posted 22 months ago by jdawg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 22 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink