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From the desk of the Primate of the Traditionalist Community of the Ecclesiastic Friends of Friendly

Greetings Glitchians from the depths of the pits of the dark party, where the creatures of the night rule. Friendly sends his warmest regards to all in his imagination.

As the Primate of the Traditionalist Community of the Ecclesiastic Friends of Friendly, I am unhappy with the recent glitch-wide festivities of Zille-o-ween. Zille is the Giant of raping the earth for it's rocks, pounding them into itsy-bitsy pieces, devastating the land. He is the Giant of death using his misleadingly named skill Piety. But Zille is not the Giant of the spirits of the dead, That honor falls to Friendly. Friendly is the Giant of all things celestial, nocturnal, lunar, stygian and murky. Celestial being the heavens and Stygian being hell. He is the Giant that is properly in-charge of the spirits. Zille-o-ween is about the spirits, not about killing. You should all be ashamed of yourselves for turning your back on the one Giant who cares about you, the Giant that wants to help you and see you're enjoying yourself so much that he is even his name doesn't hide his intentions.

How many of you have donated to Friendly after killing a tree, or a harvesting a plant, and thusly sending the spirits to Friendly to care for? Have you considered how much work you create for Friendly? He has to deal with your self-centered actions, and yet he is still friendly. He still freely provides you with the buffs from his holy elixirs. They are freely given without any patent claims at all, allowing you to make as many as you like. And they are usually not given or imbibed on in his name as they should be, are they?

How many of you have even considered what will become of you on the day the Rooks win a battle and send you into the afterlife? 

Do you truly want a Giant, who is pissed off with your callus disregard for the world the Giants have so graciously imagined for your benefit, deciding your fate? 

You should contemplate your actions, contemplate your fate and make sure you appease the Giants and keep Friendly, friendly. 

May the buff be with you. 

Crispa
Primate of the Traditionalist Community of the Ecclesiastic Friends of Friendly

Posted 13 months ago by Crispa Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • As a Friend, I am indeed sad. 
    Sad that Friendly is being painted as such a vengeful, fun-hating giant. Consider me schismatic.
    ;D
    Posted 13 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Djarbiil

    Have you been to hell? how could you not call that fun. It is the domain of Friendly. The question that you should ask yourself, Do you want him to change into a Giant of vengance because you neglect to honor him, because you take advantage of his friendliness? Just donate at his shrines, as well as all of the Giants shrines, honor him and don't turn your back on him.
    Posted 13 months ago by Crispa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @First icon I got. I think I'm good :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Djabriil Subscriber! | Permalink