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#### Why are planks edible?

...they're planks. Of wood. And you can eat them. And gain energy. Why is this?

Posted 13 months ago by Kestin | Permalink

### Replies

- cuz this is glitch ;)
  Posted 13 months ago by Clone | Permalink
- Touche. XD
  Posted 13 months ago by Kestin | Permalink
- I don't prefer to eat them. I'd rather give them to piggies or batterflies
  Posted 13 months ago by Quinton Falkner | Permalink
- Fiber.
  Posted 13 months ago by Garney | Permalink
- That's like asking why do we get grain from chicks instead of eggs. It just is.
  Posted 13 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Planks are edible because it is an ingredient used to make cedar plank salmon.
  Posted 13 months ago by Macs | Permalink
- WHY AREN'T YOU EDIBLE?
  Posted 13 months ago by Crocen | Permalink
- It's the fruit of the wood tree, so of course it's edible!
  ...
  Glitches are tough little things. Never forget that.
  Posted 13 months ago by Clockwork Rabbit | Permalink
- Get your vampire teeth change your clothes and look like a termite, makes sense to me. lol
  Posted 13 months ago by Snarbolax | Permalink
- It's not a generally known fact, but gnawing on a plank of wood can stave off starvation for almost a day, in the same way that shoe leather can. The act of chewing and mastication fools the brain into thinking its receiving nourishment.
  As a survival tip, it's not a very popular one, although it does see a lot of use among lumberjacks when they run out of lacy underwear to devour.
  Posted 13 months ago by VenMalakim | Permalink
- Glitchen need more fiber in their diets.
  Posted 13 months ago by SpookyJester | Permalink
- We-ell, in RL some of the "added fiber" in processed foods does come from wood cellulose, so...
  Posted 13 months ago by Zurin | Permalink
- The real question is: WHY ISN'T PAPER EDIBLE??
  I want to be able to eat notes instead of throwing them into a shrine.
  Posted 13 months ago by Pascale | Permalink
- Gah. Flashbacks to the 70's and commercials featuring outdoorsman Euell Gibbons hawking Post's 'Grape Nuts' cereal.
  "Ever eat a pine tree? Many parts *are* edible ..."
  Posted 13 months ago by TK-855 | Permalink
- paper becomes edible when used as an ingredient for birch candy:)
  Posted 13 months ago by Muncey Mango | Permalink
- Planks are edible so that there can be a purpose besides zealotry for wood trees to exist.
  I put all my planks in the piggy feeders.
  Posted 13 months ago by Parrow Gnolle | Permalink
- You're asking that in a game where you can milk butterflies and eggs grow on trees? Really? LOL.
  Posted 13 months ago by Valen | Permalink
- +1 Pascale. I want to eat notes!
  Posted 13 months ago by Ximenez | Permalink
- You can taste pig plops too. :: shrugs ::
  Posted 13 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink