DM, Projectorinski Roast coffee is gonna be way better than that over charred Starcurrants brand stuff. And you'll only be able to find it at the most exclusive establishments. But it won't be quite as pricey as that stuff that comes from the backside of sloths... Sloth coffee.
@dm - yea, that was also added today...if you don't see it, recommend a reload, if you still don't see it you may need to submit a buggy-fly report... ;)
@ Carl: Starcurrants is over charred like you say! Good luck with Projectorinski Roast but watch out cause Stootbucks will open right next door to you on both sides!
@TheBoyWhoCriedRook - It was actually about 2 minutes, and it was in Paint. It probably took you longer to comment on it than for me to make it. Like DamitaJo said, lighten up.
Awww sad this isn't real. Happy April Fools Day though. :>
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