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#### [UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.
We're ALREADY fixing it!
Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!
Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.
Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.
Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.
We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield | Permalink

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- If my stuff is back in moving boxes.... somebody gonna get a hurt real bad
  Posted 7 months ago by Elfstar | Permalink
- ok so my four year old is asleep (finally) Im running out of smokes, Glitch is broken, and I have no rum....think I'll go to bed. (See, eye? I told you problems make me just go to bed rofl)
  Good luck to the glitch-fixers!
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- I'm elegantly draped in a white straight waistcoat, with hospital pants and fuzzy bunny slippers, and ready to rub those rabbit ears alllll over your glitchy image....do you like how that sounds, glitchy? What doooo you like, derek biggs?.....rewerrrrrr
  Posted 7 months ago by scroobienoob | Permalink
- It's not a problem, just a decision. The decision is go to the store and get more smokes & rum. Super easy decision.
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- scroobie, I think you just gave me nightmares. 0_o
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- Since I don't know what the real problem is, I'll just assume that Glitch has become its own Universe, and you guys have to stop it before things get messy. Or, at the very least, delay it until we're out of beta.
  Posted 7 months ago by girlthulhu | Permalink
- scroobie! pass derek the gin! QUICK!
  Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack | Permalink
- No money til Thursday. Not a super easy decsion. Unless you would like me to rob the store? ROFL
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- Oh... wow... ummm... right.
  So, I'll just leave you all to it then. *flees*
  Posted 7 months ago by Grem Sketch | Permalink
- LMAO - takes scrooby's gin away - n turns her towards bed -
  Posted 7 months ago by litlc | Permalink
- Girl you be looking good go to the bar and get someone to buy you a drink. lmao
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Besides, its past midnight here. Too late for store, and rum, even if I had money rofl
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- Uh-oh... Page 6. derek? You still here?
  Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack | Permalink
- The question is, why is the Rum always gone?
  Posted 7 months ago by Murri | Permalink
- Hurray! 6 pages. Now I don't have to think of Scroobie's hospital gown and slippers.
  Posted 7 months ago by derek smalls | Permalink
- SO lets imagine this conversation shall we?
  "honey, im going to the bar"
  "what, you dont ahve any money"
  "yea, but Im gonna have some guy buy me a drink"
  "the hell you are woman where are your keys"
  LMFAO
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- I blame it on the neighbor.
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- I hope Derek has that Ju-Ju net!
  Posted 7 months ago by litlc | Permalink
- Pleasant dreams everyone.
  Posted 7 months ago by derek smalls | Permalink
- I know my old neighbors gnome on venet root stole my gnomes rum! He was always drunk and hiccuping rofl
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- derek! noooooooo
  Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack | Permalink
- damn that's right, having a husband will screw up that decision. Ok new decision!!!!
  STOOT have you made your decisions yet?????????
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Okay, Had a shower, made some tea.......waiting patiently, sigh...... :)
  Posted 7 months ago by Monkeygirl♥ | Permalink
- Stoot - how are we doing on the NEW problem?
  Posted 7 months ago by litlc | Permalink
- At least I got back inside my home about one second before we shut down. Maybe this time I won't wake up in Hell!
  Posted 7 months ago by Mollie | Permalink
- Ponders what bacon has to do with all of this.
  Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne | Permalink
- Clothes, beds, liquor, and showers? Did I click on the kinky glitch thread?
  Posted 7 months ago by Csophae | Permalink
- I'm beginning to think they fixed the problem 20 minutes ago and are watching us to see what we'll say next
  Posted 7 months ago by bored no more | Permalink
- Im sure they have better things to do than watch us rofl
  or maybe they dont.
  Stoot, do you have anything better to do?
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- OOO Bacon - that sounds YUMMY!
  Posted 7 months ago by litlc | Permalink
- rofl bored no more
  Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne | Permalink
- so many decisions, so little time.
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Guys don't worry, just watch this video and everything will be okay.
  www.youtube.com/watch?featu...
  Or worse, I can't remember which.
  Posted 7 months ago by Jimothy | Permalink
- ok three pages later....i am offically going to bed. George lopez is on, and its too dark for me to find the remote to change it. Which is alos why my typing sucks so bad.
  Good night Eye!
  And good night to everyone else!
  Posted 7 months ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- Don't get me started on time. Time is totally man made.
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- BLAME THE BACONMONGERS. (You know your incessant demands for porky goodness are responsible for this mess.)
  That's my new plan.
  Posted 7 months ago by Pascale | Permalink
- but the johnny unties from the back derek!! i wore this beautiful gown FOR YOU!
  Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen | Permalink
- Thanks for the video Jimothy, now I am blind
  Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne | Permalink
- 75 minutes?! For this, a full pot of coffee.. when you come back up. Not like last time where I drank a full pot of coffee, then had to wait like 2 hours to find myself picking at moving boxes for 9 hours straight. And it will merely be catch up time because apparently you can just not refresh the game and stay in... so I hope you're happy. Really really really grateful and happy. And grateful.
  Posted 7 months ago by LųĉĩđεşşΨ | Permalink
- Have we made it to page seven yet?
  Posted 7 months ago by Mollie | Permalink
- I LOVE BACON - Crunch it up - it's magic dust :) have some!
  www.baconfreak.com/
  Posted 7 months ago by litlc | Permalink
- I'm not going to bed. I have faith. I'm just waiting super patiently. I'm not hunched over the computer staring intently at the closed sign and desperately hitting the refresh button or anything like that. No withdrawal symptoms, nothing. Just me sitting here casually and nonchalantly being so totally patient.
  Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist | Permalink
- Working on page 7 Mollie getting close:)
  Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne | Permalink
- Crickey.
  This could be it!!
  Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield | Permalink
- Thanks, I needed that.
  Posted 7 months ago by Mollie | Permalink
- Hmm game back up or page 7?
  Posted 7 months ago by Gylnne | Permalink
- I"m effen bombed! page seven? woot!
  Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen | Permalink
- YAY!!!! derek? You hear that? This could be it!!
  Posted 7 months ago by Gertie Mack | Permalink
- mmmmmmigottapee
  Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen | Permalink
- Is it TIME?
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink

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