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Devs are on FIRE responding to bug reports!

Thanks for that. :)

Posted 17 months ago by Sheepy Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Well, to be fair, devs are on fire introducing bugs too ;)
    Posted 17 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha, that made me laugh
    Posted 17 months ago by Harvey Dent Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Me too. (Laughing, I mean.)
    Posted 17 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I went online to my house yesterday a few minutes after I said I was missing something and there was already someone there (having a party when I'm not there eh devs >:| (lol)), and another to come on the way. The devs are awesome!
    Posted 17 months ago by Nea Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I know that several devs were Johnny-on-the-spot helping me out of a couple jams... what was that you said, stoot, about setting unrealistic expectations? ;)
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilith Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Software as a Hoe

    Kettle - a novice user, hit by hoe, but confident that hoes do not exist.

    Lamer - user regularly hit by hoes, but continue to believe that there no hoes.

    Narrow specialist - user mastered to perfection the occurrence of the same hoes.

    Wide specialist - member having a forehead more than two bumps.

    Programmer - the person for whom the occurrence of hoe, result is the most important. Tired of it comes to foreign hoes, began to make their own.

    Advanced programmer - a programmer, which hoe is not occurring more than twice.

    Copyright - concept, limiting the number of occurrence of hoes available according to financial possibilities of the user.

    Gamer - one for whom the occurrence of hoe, process is most important. Usually can not produce their own hoes.

    Cheater - kind of gamer, comes only with hoes covered with foam or pillow on the handle and usually hit only once.

    Hacker - one who is able to step on hoe even it is closed in shed and padlocked.

    Hacker idealist - a noble person fighting for the right of anyone to step on any number of hoes.

    Microsoft - Corporation, a global leader in the manufacture of hoes.

    Bill Gates - a mythical creature of programming folklore, an evil spirit, protector of hoes.

    Upgrade - a process of continually spending money for new hoes, each hit even harder than the last.

    Beta - version where hoes can be seen with the naked eye.

    Release - version in which hoes are covered with leafs.

    Compatibility of versions - generally allow new hoes to hit you exactly on bump from the previous.

    Assembler - programming language, allowing the hoe to occur several million times per second.

    LAN - technology allowing to be hit on forehead even when someone else has stepeed on that hoe.

    Internet - technology allowing to be hit with hoe from the other side of the globe.

    Network Conference - technology, allowing anyone to advance not only their, and foreign hoes.

    Cyrrilic encodings - Gift Set of hoes for internet users.

    Friendly interface - a rubber coating on the handle of the hoe.

    Flexible (customizable) interface - mobile coating on the handle of the hoe, which you can adjust for the height of your forehead.

    GUI - setting the hoe color and intensity of the sparks that you will see after it hits you on the forehead.

    Unreliable system - hoe which hits you on the forehead, even if you are not stepped on it.

    Reliable - hoe which will beat you on the forehead, only when you turn back.

    Multitasking - a concept that allows several hoes to occur simultaneously.

    Object-oriented programming - a method for producing hoes on principle of matryoshka.

    Manual (user) - a book describing different ways of occurrence of the hoe. Never used by hackers and lamer. Advanced programmers use it once hoe occurs.

    Technical Support - a service which gives advice on what to do after the occurrence of the hoe. Typically, her first advice is to step on it again and to compare sensations.

    Erm original is on Russian, translated with google translate, so result is not so good. Will try to edit a little.

    Hope DEV's got fun reading it. :D
    Posted 17 months ago by Lilla My Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL!  Thanks for the laugh!
    Posted 17 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink