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Being rejected by poultry doesn’t make for a happy Glitchen.

As someone with AK7, I believe animals should flock to me in love and adoration. I have put the time in and learnt the skills so that my hugs and nibbles should be like gold-dust to these little critters.

Why, then, are the Chickens still playing hard to get? I know they secretly love the ‘bro-mance’ we’ve got going, so why the jumping about when I’m trying to lay down the lurve?! Playing cat and mouse all over the street can get confusing when there’s numerous chickens in a single street…and chickens have taken off in a big way these days, I’ve noticed.

So my ‘idea’, if you will, is that those who have earned AK7 become so irresistible that chickens no longer jump about the place when you try to squeeze them. Sure, they can walk away from you – everyone loves a tease – but doing a kamikaze off a platform in order to get away from you makes me feel slightly unwanted. Sure, I’ll ‘chase you’, but my levitation just doesn’t live up to your flapping about the place.

Hopefully yours,

Papa Vodou – a Chicken lover.

Posted 13 months ago by Papa Vodou Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Kudos! love the Idea .Papa Vodou aka chicken lover
    Posted 13 months ago by chelseaann Subscriber! | Permalink