There should be a ride called the Flames of Hell. Then we can take pictures at some point in the ride and show our flame proof underwear. Hopefully no-one blinks.
Related to this, I would like to see a line of Evil Overlord themed clothing for the pvp types here among us. I mean, when somebody starts ranting about how rich and powerful he is because he can buy millions of currants worth of tree poison and do you (lowly lvl 9) think you can challenge him (mighty lvl 50-something) to a duel of poison, give the guy a tuxedo and a twirly mustache and a metal claw hand and a secret lair full of machinery. Then he could start having some fun with all of his currantsy.
The pvp types are quite a rarity in this game since you can't really do anything but splank and moon each other but you do run into the occasional troll with nothing better to do than trying to bother people, and this is where some flame or troll proof undies would rock.
The last thing you want is to catch an itchy, burning case of troll pox from some pesky troll who insists on rubbing up on you.
Not sure the trolls are subscribers.
I tend to find troll-like behavior runs along the lines of Glitchen with what I'll lovingly call "no GD fashion sense."
Hey, Evil Overlords, Naughty B@st@rds, Nemeses and (Super-)Villains have some of the coolest outfits! Even the Good Guys and White Hats might not mind borrowing a few of the nicer and more fashionable items from their closets.