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The Pickle

Okay, so we all have some pickle double-entrendre we would like to work out. To be fair to all the other threads that mention a pickle, perhaps they should all go in one place.

My pickle story came when That Kid mentioned discovering the joy of their pickle. I remember when I first discovered the joy of my pickle.

I had just turned 13 (Ur days old) and was watering some plants.

I was standing there about to admire my pickle when a cute glitch walked in. She was dressed in a monkey suit with a chicken hat of course.

As she walked by - BOING! My pickle lept out of my pants (pocket) and stood up in-front of me. It started bouncing and the next thing I know, that cute glitch beside me is spilling beans everywhere.

Apparently, she thought it was an appropriate time to use some sneeze-powder.

I was so confused by what had happened, my own juice was spilled everywhere as well (Slow Gin counts is a juice, right?) But a bigger part of me wanted to use my pickle again.

Unfortunately I had too much fun and my pickle needed to rest for awhile.

But I do plan on exposing my pickle to other passer-by's to see the results.

Now, if anyone else has something to say about their pickle in the most crass, childish way - we have a discussion for it.

Posted 15 months ago by Lilac Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • You are a beautiful human being (wow, I find myself legitimately thinking that about so many people on here!).

    You have me itching to write my own inappropriate pickle story in true prose form, but I don't have any really nice "real" pickle adventures to expand upon, and I'm not quite up for inventing from whole cloth right now. Shall I come back later and expose my pickle to you all?
    Posted 15 months ago by Haiku Subscriber! | Permalink