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Don Draper's Purp Habit

Can you believe that guy?! A few days after reset and he's already trafficking his purp on auction!

I for one will not stand for this open drug trafficking! We must end the purp addictions of this world! Glitches unite! Boycott his purp, keep your Glitch healthy and addiction free!

Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • But, I can quit whenever I want!
    Posted 15 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's what they all say!

    Edit: We have twelve step programs for this sort of thing. :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Why do you care?  Are you a narcotics cop trying to make a bust?  or Soap box bitch?
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It was a joke. O.o I just saw Don's purp auction while perusing the auctions and thought it'd make a funny conversation topic...
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I "got it" DaveJohn and you gave me a giggle today!  Thanks.
    Posted 15 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've already provided Don with seeds to make the goods. Every time I go to Baqala and end up getting any seeds, he gets a letter in the mail with them attached.

    Don is a miracle maker for the masses... allowing individuals to see into the puple haze one glitch at a time... sometimes 5. :)
    Posted 15 months ago by c0mad0r Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I promise not to buy any of Don's purp

    didn't say I wouldn't make my own and share w/friends..  ;-)
    Posted 15 months ago by MzMunchken Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm a banana!
    Posted 15 months ago by HerbertSherbert Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh no. :P The drug proliferation is unstoooooooppable. This person is so purped up he thinks he's a banana! 

    Or maybe he's just a banana...?
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • FREE PURP FOR EVERYONE ON MY FRIENDS LIST!!! - when Glitch is open again :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Messy Monster Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am feelin' mflerblwerb... A little heeblwob... Zibblezibzob... Hoopdeboop... Hurf...

    Over there I saw a horbleblorp.
    Posted 15 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I got it, too. That's why I played along ;)

    Oh yeh, and Don is my dealer :P
    Posted 15 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm surprised Jasbo was able to get her fix while the game is offline! Amazing.

    Does it make me a hypocrite to add Don to my friends to get the purp after pretending to complain about the growing of purp? :P Hmm. Maybe a pretend hypocrite? Or an imaginary one.
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahem.  HER fix, dear.  Her.  

    ;-)
    Posted 15 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Quite sorry, quite sorry! Fixed to address that. :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • DaveJohn, when herbs were first introduced, the Lavender Mask and Glitch Anti-Drug Task Force were formed in opposition to one another, battling mightily in staged performance art pieces across the plains and forests of Ur....

    ETA: no problem!  ;-)
    Posted 15 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (in a zombie voice) The puuuuurrrrpppp! I love purple and if I had a dealer it would be Don ;)
    Posted 15 months ago by Saraphim Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Jasbo Oh, that's actually really cool! I'm fairly new to Glitch actually, though I fit a lot of playing time in a short few weeks. :) 

    So while I often know a lot about the game itself and the various strategies people employ, I'm quite spotty on my Glitch history. ;P
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @DaveJohn - it's all part of the rich tapestry of our island story....

    Oh.  Wait.  No.  That's a Wodehouse quote.  

    Anyway, we're fond of being very, very silly here in Ur.  You're fitting right in.  Carry on.
    Posted 15 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Jasbo Why, thank you. :) I believe I shall~
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Jasbo - That *is* cool!  And fun to know!  

    I remember seeing a LOT of no-no powder for sale in the auctions before the reset being sold by one or two glitchens and it cracked me up!!  I thought it was Ur's notorious drug ring!  
    Posted 15 months ago by Reba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • just read this from the top and it is hilarious... Don Draper..... I want .... no... NEED to be your friend.... we all do... I think your alias should be..... DD the Glitchen Godfather...
    may I be part of your Glitchen purp ring ????? Glitchy please....???? I think we all need Ur to open reeaalllll sooooon.
    Posted 15 months ago by Caymanator Subscriber! | Permalink
  • well, Don Draper is the most notorious member of the secret Cigarettes & Alakol Cartel... we provide the finest purp and the purest no-no. Our no-no is so pure, you can call it no-no-no. We fix the prices, and if you cross us, hell will be paid, in currants.
    Posted 15 months ago by balatik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • MR don draper is my hero.  he gives me free drugs most of the time and when the purp is not free it's a pleasure to do business with him.  also, if you're nice to him he gives free rides. so, davejohn, dd will always rule.  you will learn.  you will see the purp. you will  ......oh, butterfly..........
    Posted 15 months ago by little peep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • PURPLE! <3

    It tides me over until I can get back to making no-no. Oh Giants the drug love in this game! 

    Don is a fantastic dealer.
    Posted 15 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Purple is fun so people who don't like purple don't like having fun.  People who want to abolish purple want to stop other people from having fun.  Let's abolish people who want to take away other people's fun.  I'll jump on that band wagon.
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Julie, is there really anyone seriously out there trying to abolish purp?  I've only seen mock-abolitionists playing games.
    Posted 15 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nope not that I know of but why let it get a toe hold in our game.  Besides someone has to be pro purple and I feel sorry for DonDrapper getting verbally lashed.  Someone has to stand up for people who personally get lashed in public.  It's just a game I'm old enough to know this is all tongue in cheek dialogue to keep us amused until game opens up.  But I appreciate the fact you realize it also.  :)
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My mum says Purp is a "gateway" to doing No-No and laying in a mine swiging Hooch. ;)
    Posted 15 months ago by HerbertSherbert Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sounds like fun HS
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Purple is so last season.

    It's time for Rubeweed and stoneflowers.
    Posted 15 months ago by Zeezee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't believe in the war on drugs. Especially because I know a lot of people use the purps for medicinal purposes. Yes, medicinal! Clinical studies show that frequent use of purple can reduce symptoms such as chronic pain, stress, insomnia, loss of appetite, dyslexia, glaucoma, hematoma, arachnophobia, and other science-y sounding words. It's a fact!
    Posted 15 months ago by KP Doody Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If we abolished band wagons what would we all jump on?
    Posted 15 months ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Silly Louhi - TRAMPOLINES, OF COURSE!
    Posted 15 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Drugs, not hugs.
    Posted 15 months ago by Violet Faulds Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Come on we all get plenty of hugs, I say Drugs not bugs makes the game run smoother.  Tramp olines aren't just for Tramps. Group jumping with our little Glitchees would be fun to see.  LOL
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I Like purp gives xp
    Posted 15 months ago by Epic Cheese Guy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don tried to get me hooked, and he stole my blue die.
    Posted 15 months ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • that sucks
    Posted 15 months ago by Epic Cheese Guy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • aww we all know Mr. Dawgg is a lousy liar aka griefer.  Selling drugs does not make you a thief.
    Posted 15 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nah. I loaned him my blue die, but he never gave it back. But, I told him it didn't matter because of the reset.
    Posted 15 months ago by Mr. Dawgg Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *high 5's Don*
    Posted 15 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Have to see if I'm on Don's friends list. Bring on the purp!
    Posted 15 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In all fairness, I did commandeer Mr. Dawgg's blue die! Arghhh hahahahah!
    Posted 15 months ago by Messy Monster Subscriber! | Permalink
  • well, if he gave it to you.......how can he say you stole it?  i KNOW that MR don draper is beyond reproach, proproach and apresproach, so watch it dawggy. 
    Posted 15 months ago by little peep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Suuuuure... I won't buy any purp to get me through the wait for the world to open....

    >.>

    It is evil, after all. The path to no-no and such.

    <.<

    *Quickly flushes the evidence.*
    Posted 15 months ago by Little Miss Giggles Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don's Purple Mafia is a danger to us all!  Repent ye purple munchers!
    Posted 15 months ago by Fleep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who is Don Draper?
    Posted 15 months ago by ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i bought some of your his purple! I'm going to be on purple all test!
    Posted 15 months ago by ClickBox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • shmoop :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I take No-No...
    So I can mine chunks...
    So I can grind elements...
    So I can mix compounds...
    So I can make more No-No!
    <rinse & repeat>
    Posted 15 months ago by Rayana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Still waiting for my free purp, Don!
    Posted 15 months ago by chilirlw Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BRING ON THE PURP!
    *purple addict*
    Posted 15 months ago by Seylah Subscriber! | Permalink