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#### You know your addicted to glitch when...

-You know your addicted to glitch when you see a chicken and get the need to squeeze it.
-You know your addicted to glitch when you see a brown plant and go to pick the leaves off mistaking it for a spice plant.
-You know your addicted to glitch when...Post yours!

Posted 8 months ago by Prince Charles | Permalink

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- ... I tried to squeeze the chickens from the petting zoo at my kids birthday party... the chickens didn't like it.
  Posted 8 months ago by Syruss | Permalink
- You can't pass a sparkly without mining it.
  Posted 8 months ago by Sooriyan | Permalink
- Youre more excited about an update on here than anything else in rl. . .
  Posted 8 months ago by Clickadee | Permalink
- you drink a hooch, and still feel happy
  Posted 8 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- so you drink more
  Posted 8 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- then get sent to prison...
  Posted 8 months ago by Taco Assassin | Permalink
- You're more excited about an update on here than you are about the actual contents of the update.
  Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- You have the irresistible urge to massage butterflies
  Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink
- when i said "spice tree" it was a true story. This specific plant..
  Posted 8 months ago by Prince Charles | Permalink
- when someone asks you what you did today and you really want to talk about the badges you got or are chipping away at.
  Posted 8 months ago by bored no more | Permalink
- When you do something stupid irl and then call yourself "silly Millie" in your head. More than once. (Millie isn't my rl name.)
  Posted 8 months ago by Millie | Permalink
- When you have 'friended' all the devs, and you repeatedly update your friends page to see how many are currently in game as an estimate of how close we are to getting an update released...
  Posted 8 months ago by b3achy | Permalink
- ...or when you know which devs to watch/ who does what.
  btw, it's almost May, or according to my calendar, Lisatember
  Posted 8 months ago by bored no more | Permalink
- You find allspice in your RL spice cabinet and wonder what other spices you are low on and should make more of.
  Posted 8 months ago by Koftun | Permalink
- You hum the Glitch trailer theme wherever you go.
  Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- you leave work early to come home and play because you know youre done learning a skill.
  Posted 8 months ago by Kaybelikemaybe | Permalink
- When you hear the sound of someone catching fireflies and realise it's your mobile phone! Still catches me off guard each time : )
  Posted 8 months ago by ~Arabesque~ | Permalink
- Your phone goes off and you look around for the Rube...
  Posted 8 months ago by Boaz Jachin | Permalink
- You think of yourself as "Fern" in real life. (High five, Millie!)
  You wonder if you have the ingredients for proper rice, because there's an awesome pot on the irl counter.
  You see paper trees, spice trees, etc in the real life trees.
  Your doodle of choice lately is a Glitch self portrait.
  Updates are officially the most exciting thing in the world, no matter what they contain.
  The first thing you do when you get home is check the forums. Any staff posts? No. Refresh.. How about now? ...Hurry up please it's time.
  Posted 8 months ago by Fernstream | Permalink
- When you are sad that your flowering cherry tree has shed all its petals because your house doesn't look like glitch anymore...
  Posted 8 months ago by Kristen Marie | Permalink
- @fern, down our road we have a bush(or a small tree) that looks like a spice tree, i had the feeling that I should pick the leaves off and grind them and make salt with them.
  Posted 8 months ago by Prince Charles | Permalink
- When you start splanking random people in real life.
  Posted 8 months ago by FyodorD | Permalink
- When you see a vehicle out on the road and think of them as x-Glitch creature. ie. Oh look, they have a batterfly van!
  Posted 8 months ago by Genkicoll | Permalink
- You still play regularly even though your xp is maxed out :D
  Posted 8 months ago by Megaera Blackthorn | Permalink
- When you call it "splanking" instead of "spanking."
  Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- When you wake up in the middle of the night looking for Mr. Funpickle to play with. Of course you can't get back to sleep...gotta have Mr.Funpickle so you get up and play.
  Posted 8 months ago by KinOfWolf~♥ | Permalink
- You know that it's not "spice tree", it's "spice plant", and feel compelled to correct everyone.
  Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- When you can recite the "Glitch Theme Song" by heart - and get the order of the giants right the first time.
  Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink
- You see an advert on TV for No!No! cream and instantly start panicking just in case...
  Posted 8 months ago by Pilcrow ♠ | Permalink
- When you shoo your son off of your computer, even tho he has a homework deadline, coz your piggies need to be fed.
  Posted 8 months ago by sgjo | Permalink
- u end up singing the tunes while u are e.g in a supermarket, making tea etc
  Posted 8 months ago by ❧ℜook❧ | Permalink
- ... you excessively call out of work just to play Glitch. You eventually lose your job and are forced to prostitute yourself so you can keep your internet connection active.... and keep playing Glitch.
  Uh.. anyone hiring?
  Posted 8 months ago by Blahtopian | Permalink
- You buy a panini maker IRL so you can make Expensive Grilled Cheese sandwiches, because you've made so many in-game that you want them in your actual tummy.
  Posted 8 months ago by Aviatrix | Permalink
- ....you wonder why the neighbors look at you funny when they catch you in their yards chasing and milking butterflies.
  Posted 8 months ago by Blahtopian | Permalink
- ... when you laugh out loud reading these answers, not just because they're funny but because you identify with them.
  Posted 7 months ago by Mollie | Permalink
- ......when in RL your driving down the street, see a huge rock in someone's yard, think to yourself that looks good for mining and you actually think about getting out of your car to mine it.
  Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- You go to a classy restaurant, open the drinks men, and read the cosmopolitan as Cosmapolitan.
  ...which happened to me last night.
  Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh | Permalink
- You know you are addicted to Glitch when you inspect dog poop for fertilizer as guano.
  Posted 7 months ago by FTW BACON!! | Permalink
- ...when you are really confused when you figure out there are no such thing as Batterflies
  Posted 7 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink
- Your phone ringtone in the Rube song. And when it goes off you
  1. wonder where Rube is at and who he is here to trade with.
  and
  2. get crazy looks from the music and wonder why no one gets that it's the Rube song.
  Posted 7 months ago by Bunni3 | Permalink
- ... even though you know the game servers are down "for a couple of hours" you keep checking in to see what's new in the forums.
  yeah, you know it's true that you do
  Posted 7 months ago by mr granberry | Permalink
- ^haha, yes completely true. I should be doing other productive stuff, but my excitement level is through the roof!
  Posted 7 months ago by Omnika | Permalink
- when you yell out, "YES!! IMAGINATION!!!" during study hall. . . . and you're the teacher. . . . .
  Posted 7 months ago by le beebs | Permalink
- Oh My LMAO..... genjibeat that is awesome... wish I was there to see that!
  Posted 7 months ago by Fadas Néboa Curuxa | Permalink
- ....before you know it, it's 2 am and you started playing at 11 am.
  Posted 7 months ago by Bachjess♫♫♪ | Permalink
- ...when your heart rate and blood pressure ramp WAAAAAY up because you missed EotW, and you can't get in until forever!!! (really, just a bit of a panic attack when I saw the "closed" sign)
  And genjibeat, that IS awesome!! If only I'd had someone like you for a teacher.
  Posted 7 months ago by kastlin | Permalink
- when you type the letter "G" into your search bar and the first suggestion isn't Google
  Posted 7 months ago by Loulabelle | Permalink
- hmm, for me Google is still first, but
  zoggish.appspot.com/... (one of the sub-pages therein) is second
  and Glitch.com is third
  glitch.com/forum is fourth
  glitchium.com/ is 5th
  and glitch.com/game is 6th
  Posted 7 months ago by mr granberry | Permalink
- when you're walking through the grocery store whistling the firefly catching tune and someone tells you, with a wink, that the jars are in the next aisle.
  Posted 7 months ago by Magnificent Maude | Permalink
- You get to an intersection and think of hitting the "m" button to decide which way to go next. :)
  Posted 7 months ago by Truly Scrumptious | Permalink

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