I left a bigger bag stuffed with singing gnomes on my friend's doorstep as a gift to them. The bag was labelled "For [person's name]" and it was next to a note labelled "For [person's name]", but it never made it to the intended recipient and was instead replaced with an empty plain bag (the note was left there).
All that training, rehearsing, and botty-wiping wasted.
To people who take things clearly not intended for them: may a future Oompa Loompa troupe carry you to your just reward with a particularly cutting song.
To the individual who took this bag: I will give you another bigger bag if you return the gnomes unharmed. Just whatever you do, for Giants' sake, keep the gnomes away from water.
To my baby gnomes: I'm coming for you, Sigma Code Alpha. Prepare.