Topic

Underground Splanking Ring - Make Easy $$! - NEXT FIGHT TBA

NEXT FIGHT TBA. In the meantime, help us make splanking a true spectator sport!

What is Splank Fighting?
The most gruesome bloodsport in Ur! Come see glitchen fight to the death in the pits! Watch two (or more!) glitchen beat the piss out of one another with planks until all but one dies! 

Where does it take place?
Locations change regularly. Tickets are also teleport scripts, and will take you to the latest fight destination. 

I want to be a contender and earn easy $$!
Fantastic! We're always looking for fighters. Win or lose, you are guaranteed to earn 1000c. If you win the fight, you take 1k + 5% of the door take. As fights get bigger, this bonus will also get bigger! We are looking for players of all levels! 

How do I buy a ticket / watch the fights?
Easily! Tickets go on sale in the auction house a few hours before each fight for 1095c. Advance tickets are available the day before a fight at a discount. Mail 1050c to me in-game, and I will send you a ticket. Once tickets go on sale, advance sales are no longer valid. 

News:
Splank Club has been featured in the ImaginatUr!

To everyone asking about the next fight - I apologize for the delay. It's been a hectic thanksgiving. Fights will resume this week - please check back for updated information. Remember, advanced tickets are available!

Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

Previous 1 2 3
  • Xev, you are insane. Count me in.
    Posted 13 months ago by Tonya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Interesting. Good luck to you! :D
    Posted 13 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is like Bum Fights. O_o

    I am torn between LOLing and being nervous about it. :)
    Posted 13 months ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Likewise! @✰ Lorelei ✰:
    Posted 13 months ago by pretzelle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pictures from tonight's fights!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Xev, you are a genius! An evil genius to be sure but a genius just the same!
    Posted 13 months ago by Zev Bellringer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I thought the first rule of Splank Club is that you don't talk about Splank Club.
    Posted 13 months ago by Billy McBinky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I smell like rainbows and brimstone. The first rule of splank club is not to rip off movies. Let's be real, this is a lot more like snatch than like fight club. In which case, the first rule of splank club is to promote and make money. 

    I'm still brad pitt in this scenario. A lady brad pitt. In a hot way.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Brad Pitt is always a hot way. <3
    Posted 13 months ago by Chasey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lady brad pitt though? I feel like that could be interpreted in an unflattering way.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can we have a column in the ImatinatUr about the Splank Ring Scandals?
    Posted 13 months ago by MG Botia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You know me, I love a scandal.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can't love this enough
    Posted 13 months ago by chilirlw Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hilarious
    Posted 13 months ago by Feylin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am embarassed and horrified that I find this hilarious. I have to remember this is just a game and those were not REAL youngsters risking their lives. /not real/ /not real/not real/not real/not real/
    Posted 13 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wait, Ur isn't real????
    Posted 13 months ago by anonymoose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Half of those youngsters died, Kookaburra. That's why we call it "blood sport."
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wait a second, I see Botia in the pit in one of those pictures. She's not lower then level 6! This game is rigged!!!

    @Botia I was just thinking that. Do you want to write it up or should I?
    Posted 13 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You think her opponent was level six? Pssh. It's just easy money for low level players. I should update the op though.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Noob abuse!
    Posted 13 months ago by Krytalis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Noobs like money. I'm just making them happy.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is so absurd (and hilarious) that I might have to check it out just to satisfy my morbid curiosity!
    Posted 13 months ago by Sly Hoax Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is so freakin' awesome that I think we need to think up a new word that is more awesome than awesome. How about "glitchsome"?
    Posted 13 months ago by Flowerry Pott Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is there any truth in the rumors that some splanking fighters are using no-no as a performance enhancing drug?
    Posted 13 months ago by TRB4 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can get you in for a discounted rate at the next game, and you can interview everyone yourself. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tonights champions: Thrynity and Maebe! Congratulations!

    Couldn't make it this time? Relive the excitement! Check out the pics!
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am Jack's smirking Glitchen.
    Posted 13 months ago by Green Meanie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i feel like i should join this just because i fucking love fight club
    Posted 13 months ago by littlec7821 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh-my-Giant!
    Posted 13 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is this a daily thing?
    Posted 13 months ago by ☠ lala512 ☠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What the heck? This is idiotic. This is like pixels fighting another pixel. Glitch was made for peace, not killing. ANd Littlec, quit swearing.

    I am ashamed. D: Especially the creator of this fight.
    Posted 13 months ago by TacosBeFriends Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In what way is this an "underground" project? Half of Global chat last night was promotion for it.
    Posted 13 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awesome!
    Posted 13 months ago by Herr Jim Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Vocable, I sense a little bitterness. Don't be mad. It's underground in the sense that if I had an actual basement, the fights would be held there. Since I don't, it's a figurative term. In actuality, they're held in my backyard. 

    But backyard splanking ring doesn't have the same... uh, ring to it.

    @lala - yes, it's usually daily.

    @TacosBeFriends  your shame makes me giddy. Your sadness makes me stronger. I long to see your grave marker appear in my yard. But please, don't attempt to censor other players in this thread. You don't like this idea, that's cool. Message received, but you aren't the king of ur*. 

    That is a title that can only belong to me. For I shall kill any glitch that gets in my way. With a plank of wood.

    *I'll probably style myself as "Empress of Ur" though.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This might be the best thing I've ever seen in Glitch.
    Posted 13 months ago by richi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • all hail the empress!
    Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Always Xev. Forever Xev.
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *stays far far far far away from 1422 Ojan Repine Quarter* Oh wait! That is close to my place!!!!!!!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • there goes the neighborhood...now you'll have to sell at a loss or wait for gentrification
    Posted 13 months ago by chilirlw Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i love it
    Posted 13 months ago by Cat A. Tonic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • who is this xev?  is anyone really that violent?
    Posted 13 months ago by little peep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who are you?
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • bah Xev is harmless! His growl is worse than his nibble!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *her
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oops! sorry Xev... HER!
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And yes, I'm adorably non-threatening. Even my avatar is super cute! Pink things and kittens!
    <3<3<3
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <looks at Xev's avatar> hmmm pink? where????? Silly Xev! Are you color blind?
    Posted 13 months ago by Casombra Amberrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Do you see any kittens, either? o_O
    Posted 13 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Haha count me in. Sent you in-game message. :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Rhubewook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I usually just read the "controversial" threads just to see what people are thinking...  and was sure I would totally disapprove of this "Splank to Death" idea....  really,   It just sounds horrid.  Really un-Glitch like.  Not my cup of tea.  Not in the spirit of Ur.

    But I find myself stifling chuckles.   I can't help myself.

    It's kinda like when I watched Pulp Fiction.  The scenes I was watching were horrendous!!!  But I was chuckling at the same time.
    Posted 13 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
Previous 1 2 3