I have accumulated over 10K sheets of paper. (I'm sure others have even more.)
When can I publish the Great Groddlean Novel, the Ixian Epic Poem, the Rasanian Raga, the Aranian Drama? I yearn to make snapshot albums and collections of notes and multicopied editions of Phoolish Poems!
If nothing else, could I at least turn all that paper into some kind of mulch or compost?