Topic

New Glitch Song - "Evil Glitch"

Sooo, I was hanging out in the UK Glitchers group when the conversation turned to whether certain activities (particular uses of the auction house, for example) could be considered 'evil'. I ended up with an idea for a brand new song which I just *had* to follow through.

And here it is on Soundcloud - Evil Glitch. You can download it but I'd really appreciate a comment if you do!

This is meant lightheartedly - despite the last lines of the song I'm not suggesting people should do these things. I'm also not saying they shouldn't, if the activity is within the rules and people don't hassle others doing it. Don't take this seriously!

Lyrics can be viewed on Soundcloud but I will add them as a comment below too.

Posted 13 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • I'm an evil Glitch and I can't deny it
    I'm an evil Glitch and I can't deny it
    I'm an evil Glitch, I can't deny it
    And I rampage all over Ur.

    Well I like to poison trees just to hear them scream
    But I'll save them if you're questing just to step on your dreams
    I'll splank you and then kiss you with my garlic breath
    I rejoice when I milk a butterfly to death

    I'll buy up all your pumpkins and then sell them higher
    Auction half-used powders just to trick the buyer
    Leave pigs on islands out of reach of trees
    Find crowds of people and then make them all sneeze

    I'll pick up all your notes, throw them into shrines
    Leave half-finished rocks all over the mines
    I'll clear your wood trees and nick all the planks
    Give me something and you won't hear me say thanks

    I'm secretly a Rookist and I like to dig patches
    I kick your gnomes and I play with matches
    I name streets of piggies all after me
    Don't let me in your house or give me a key

    I'm an evil Glitch and I can't deny it
    I'm an evil Glitch and I can't deny it
    I'm an evil Glitch, I can't deny it
    And I rampage all over Ur.

    I'm an evil Glitch, I can't deny it
    I'm an evil Glitch, it's easy to spy it
    I'm an evil Glitch, why don't you try it
    Go rampage all over Ur.
    Posted 13 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I might have found a soulmate.
    Posted 13 months ago by Electric Wizard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Interesting.  Creative.   
    Posted 13 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *love*
    Posted 13 months ago by Silhouette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's NOT about me! I do not do these things - any of them! I think I can honestly say I have never done any of them except the garlic kissing and a little safe, sane and consensual splanking. :)

    Edit: ah, the query about whether it was about me has gone. I will nonetheless leave this statement to stand, just to make my stance clear :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Still no soulmate:( Back to harvest and clear!
    Posted 13 months ago by Electric Wizard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Brilliant and inspiring!
    Posted 13 months ago by chilirlw Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Very cool! :D
    Posted 13 months ago by DTC Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Theremina, your creativity never ceases to astound me.

    You're definitely my songwriting soulmate, that's for sure ;D
    Posted 13 months ago by LitaPie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a few more ditties in the pipeline. If anyone has ideas for Glitchy topics they want to see immortalised in song, drop me a line! :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink
  • well done and inspiring!!!!!!! 
    Posted 13 months ago by little peep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Funny thing is, I have never done these things when I had The Rook
    Posted 13 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Beautifully done, as always!  Love your tunes.  Though this one is even catchier than normal...I have a bad feeling I'm going to be humming this tune later...and tomorrow, and the next day...lol...
    Posted 13 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • love this song!!!!  omg our 1st Glitch superstar singer is born.  :P
    will be amazing if someone shoots a Glitch MTV for this.... zomg!
    Posted 13 months ago by lengzzz Subscriber! | Permalink
  • CAME.
    +1.
    Posted 13 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This was really great and creative! Awesome work!
    Posted 13 months ago by Kurtie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well done
    Posted 13 months ago by Malvagio Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nicely done ^_^
    Posted 13 months ago by smellyhippy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • like. yay
    Posted 13 months ago by Slippy (Throb) Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is an absolutely joy - makes up for MANY MANY griping forum threads about evil Glitches.  Thank you.

    Suggetion:
    How about a Rube song?  Maybe something he sings along to his theme tune. :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Brilliant! 
    Posted 13 months ago by Oiorpata Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A delight, especially the gnome kicking pyromanic line. 

    So good I accidentally commented twice. 
    Posted 13 months ago by Oiorpata Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wonderful. :)

    (and +1 for the suggestion of a Rube song!)
    Posted 13 months ago by Cygnoir Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You astound me yet again. LOBE THIS!

    +1000
    Posted 13 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oiorpata: Glad you like the line about gnomes and matches! It's funny, those are two things we actually *can't* do in the game. I had to have something rhyme with 'patches' though :)
    Posted 13 months ago by Theremina Lute Subscriber! | Permalink