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Old Sayings of Wisdom from The Book of Giants

"A butterfly can be milked only once a day, but you may squeeze a chicken as much as you wish."

"Eggs grow on trees, but only in darkness."

"Many scrapers make many barnacles."

"A watched rock never regenerates."

"A Glitch is only has effective as the size of its sacks."

Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • "The road from Hell is paved in grape juice."
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If life hands you cherries, make lemonade.
    Posted 20 months ago by Leiya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If at first you don't succeed, F5
    Posted 20 months ago by Robo Lobo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Home is where your trophies are.
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • One Glitch's Egg Plant is another Glitch's pile of planks and patch to be dug.
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The unwise Glitch, having no Egg Plant of his own, chops down all the others.
    Posted 20 months ago by Jhennauchan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Take it with a grain of allspice. You grind it. In a spice grinder."
    Posted 20 months ago by Quanta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Life without love is like Ix without egg trees.
    Don't try to grill before you can EZ Cook. 
    After a Help Channel storm, there is always a calm.
    A currant saved is a currant earned.
    A poor miner always blames her pick.
    A Glitch who waits for the piggy meat to fly into his mouth is a foolish one.
    All roads lead to Groddle Meadow.
    A Hearty Stew a day keeps Hell away.
    Glitches will be Glitches.
    Splank others as you would have them splank you.
    Don't count your piggies before they are hatched.
    Don't put all your hooch in one bag.
    Fight tree poison with tree antidote.
    Give credits where credits are due, i.e. when a Glitch is nekkid.
    Two beans is better than no food.
    If the money won't come to Glitch, Glitch must go to the mines.
    It's no use crying over spilled hooch.

    I was really, really, really, really, really bored :)
    Posted 20 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol, cupcake.  Good ones!
    Posted 20 months ago by Pirate Apples Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Currants don't grow on trees. Often they are just floating around in the air but they don't grow on trees.
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ^bump^ because I think this could turn into a very funny thread.
    Posted 20 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You catch more butterflies lotion than with honey. Actually, you can't catch them. Someone get all these butterflies of this street ! My browser is about to cra—
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL Bacon. Butterflies are free spirits, OK?! Oh wait, unless they're all hatched into one street. Then they aren't so free. And I think the piggies are getting sick of Marypole Mount.
    Posted 20 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • One shovel a day keeps the peat bogs away.
    Never look a gift chick in the eye.
    All mining and no cooking makes picks a dull tool.
    There are many tinkertools on the road to Hell.
    Sing to the butterflies, sleep with the fishes.
    Don't drink the water!
    Patience makes the Bureaucroc grow fonder.
    You can lead a crab to hugging but you can't make him grin.
    Idle hands make for AFK
    All roads lead to Ix
    There are many roads on the path to a new street project.
    Take time and consider the emblems.
    A fed larvae is a flown larvae
    For what to your pigs you sow so shall you reap (from their plops).
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey, I said all roads lead to Groddle Meadow! :) Just kidding, I love those.
    Posted 20 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Sing to the butterflies, sleep with the fishes."... awesome MoF :P
    Clever sayings, love them all!
    Posted 20 months ago by Niknik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What goes up, must come down
    You wait all day for a pig and then a hundred come along at once
    Beta late than never
    It's not the tools in my life that count, but the life in my tools
    Posted 20 months ago by Slippy (Throb) Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's no such thing as a free lunch. Unless you are level one. Then people are going to hound you giving you crap.
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A Glitch in time, spends the emblem 
    Tree hugers are the happiest :)
    Global chit chat........try the help channel ;P
    Posted 20 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In the vernacular: "There ain't no party like a Glitch Test Party 'cause a Glitch Test Party don't stop! (until GOD restarts the server)"
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Never use your fruit changer naked....
    Posted 20 months ago by Bob Apple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The best things in life are fried (on a genuine Mike Tyson Grill).
    You can't have your Sammich and eat it too.
    The moon isn't made of green cheese but of tan velveteen and sawdust filling.
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yer name's not down, yer not coming in.
    Posted 20 months ago by Slippy (Throb) Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @SFG That is perfect made me lol :) 
    Posted 20 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Time flies when you dontate a crystalisation chamber...
    Posted 20 months ago by Bob Apple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • An Open House is an empty house (bundled with, "You don't have to teleport home, but you can't stay here!")
    A sneeze a day keeps the nose-beans away.
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • AND my new motto:
    Ludiglitch Tempus Fugit - Exspecto Glitch Tempus Repere
    (Time flies when you're playing Glitch - Time crawls when you are waiting for a Glitch test)
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The bogs are always fuller on the other street.
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • All that sparkles is not a Walloping Big Diamond
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A classic insult, always heard over too much Broddle Mountain Brew:

    "Your mother was a pork fondler, and your father smelt of whortleberries."
    Posted 20 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hahahaha Nanookie I love it :D
    I want a shirt with that on the front/back and a glitch and monty python logo on the other side.
    Posted 20 months ago by Gabi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Perfect, Nanookie!

    Walk softly and carry a big plank.
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Not all preciousssses are created equal.
    Posted 20 months ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Early to bed early to rise means you missed that short 3 hour test. Never sleep, I tell you! Never sleep!
    Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • All that sparklies IS GOD. I don't care what "they" say ...
    Posted 20 months ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It ain't over 'til the pink piggy plops.
    Posted 20 months ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The lumberman's prayer:

    God, grant me the serenity to accept the trees I cannot poison, the courage to poison the ones I can, and...here me SAY it one more time, amen...the wisdom to know the difference.
    Posted 20 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You pick your rock and you can pick your friends and you CAN pick your friend's rock.
    Posted 15 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A rook in the hand is worth two in the bush.
    Posted 15 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Divine~ -- This is the SOML. Sequins, glitter, jewels, etc.
    Posted 15 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want a Glitch shirt with "If life hands you cherries, make lemonade." on it.
    Posted 15 months ago by Mikella Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Playing with your pickle will make you go blind...or give you a musicblock.
    Posted 15 months ago by Varekai Subscriber! | Permalink
  • One spoona of guauna
    Yields bigga salada.
    Posted 15 months ago by Jellybelly Baby Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Give a batterfly a plank, you feed him for a day.  Teach a batterfly to plant a wood tree and you feed him for a lifetime.
    Posted 15 months ago by Varekai Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just another day in the minds of the giants.
    Posted 15 months ago by Reba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Here, poop is something people would die for."
    Posted 15 months ago by Chemisie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "A butterfly can be milked only once a day, but you may squeeze a chicken as much as you wish."

     - you can actually only squeeze a chicken 4 times per day.  ;)
    Posted 15 months ago by BeatFreq Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Giving is its own reward - in the form of an Achievement.      
    Posted 15 months ago by Reba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A pickle in the hand...is worth losing. (Pesky troublesome things grumble grumble.)

    ETA: I love all of these, and hope they become part of a noble tradition, passed on from Glitch to Glitch as the world grows, like a never-ending game of "telephone". Oh, the possibilities, the potential misunderstandings, the guaranteed entertainment.  
    Posted 15 months ago by Blanky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Home is where the crap cabinet is.
    Posted 15 months ago by Zany Serendipity Subscriber! | Permalink
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