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You won the game!

Congratulations :)

Posted 3 days ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • This morning I woke up to the Rube song, which I downloaded and set as my alarm tone.  The real-life  Android "Rube" offered but two options:  "Dismiss" and "Snooze".  I hoped he would offer me a winning lottery ticket.  He didn't. He offered me five more minutes to render a decision.  
    <hits Snooze>
    Five minutes later, I was presented with the same offer.  
    Again, <hits Snooze>  I waited for him to offer me a winning lottery ticket.  He didn't.  
    Five minutes later <hits Snooze>  I waited for him to offer me a winning lottery ticket.  He didn't.  
    Five minutes later <hits Snooze>  I waited for him to offer me a winning lottery ticket.  He didn't. 

    (Twenty) Five minutes later, I finally got an offer I couldn't refuse:  

    "Get up and get ready for work" 
    or
    "Else".

    I took the deal.  Stupid, stingy Rube.   Grrrrrr.   He'll be back tomorrow morning, however.  Next time, perhaps?
    Posted 28 hr ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank you TS. For everything.
    Posted 28 hr ago by Daisy Blooms Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am so relieved to know that I am not the only Glitchen to be using Rube as my alarm. He makes me so happyangry so to wake up to his song is as near to perfect as I could ever hope~
    Posted 26 hr ago by Mistress*of*Fishies Subscriber! | Permalink
  • 4.00 pm CET: coffee is ready.. time to login. hope that the 11k img coin in Nutrit Malorum is rezzed. i love these quiet times, the americans still sleep. greeting a noob if my greeter badge is beeping… jumping around a little bit with ∞, and working on this godda*** Manical Foxbrusher badge. there must be a new seam street, ah, and i must run the paper route through ancestral, the Parchment Puloiner must be near… the last epic was fun, but the winners must have been 24/7 on, during winter holidays i will win one… i promise!…

    4.01 pm CET: remembering all this is gone: glitch.com was not just a web-address. it was a place. a manifest room like in rl. a home. with special friends just there. with a lot of memories.

    4.02 pm CET: 010 is still standing on her favorite haunt in Seki Shim. i miss her a lot. hope that she is still smiling. me is not.
    Posted 5 hr ago by NoYesNo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good night my little child.
    Posted 5 hr ago by Gomez Addams Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think we all take a little bit of Glitch with us into the future. Help a neighbor, give someone a tip, show a little "lobe".

    Glitch lives on, in all of us, if we allow it to. This amazing, happy, love-filled world? We can make that happen elsewhere, too. With a little imagination.
    Posted 4 hr ago by Aliera Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You, the one who nibbles your neighbor's pigs. The one who waters your neighbor's herb garden. The one who sings to a butterfly. the one who pets a tree. The one who squeezes chickens.

    I will know you. I will give you a hug.
    Posted 45 min ago by Hell's Bartender Subscriber! | Permalink
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