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#### Let us name sloths!

Because of this video I wanted to name sloths Mellon... and I can't do that! How sad... Every other animal in game can be named but not Sloths and Foxes? I know they work a little different, but Sloths stay in one place at least. Please can I name the sloths? Please?

Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink

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- Now I wanna name em now too!!! The video was what made me want to....my entire life...
  Posted 8 months ago by Linksfiresword | Permalink
- Mellon is NOT a rock and roll name.
  :)
  And Blind Melon isn't really all that metal.
  Posted 8 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- Regardless, I think my AK7 status should grant me the ability to name sloths ;) I've earned it!
  Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink
- All this would do would be to open up the "sloth naming wars", which... we don't neeed.
  Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- Not another menu option to deal with.
  Posted 8 months ago by Rook | Permalink
- How so WalruZ? I've never heard of pig naming wars, or chicken, or batterfly, or butterfly....
  Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa | Permalink
- There kinda sorta have been naming wars. For example, at one point, someone was naming every animal they encountered Konrad. They were everywhere, entire packed streets with every pig, chicken, butterfly, and batterfly named Konrad. Didn't bother me much -- I simply changed the names to things like "Not Konrad," "Also not Konrad," and "Used to be Konrad," but some players changed the names in much harsher, more likely to offend ways. I heard a rumor that staff had to ask the player responsible to stop naming everything Konrad, not because there was anything wrong with that name in particular, but because they were spending a lot of their time responding to reports of offensive Konrad-based animal names.
  So, in short, yeah, there's naming wars. But do they matter? I've never seen any forum rage related to them, just rename rage.
  Back on topic: I wouldn't mind being able to name sloths or maybe just name the sloth trees. Either way, +1
  Posted 8 months ago by Red Sauce | Permalink
- Part of the reason I say that is because there aren't all that many sloths, at least not compared to other animal types. Perhaps it wouldn't be such a bad thing - some people need diversions after all.
  Or we could have an "adopt-a-sloth" program where for a weekly fee you get to name and sponsor a particular sloth. The loading screen for the street could be changed to read "1 sloth named Ozzy, brought to you by Saucelah".
  And while we're talking about sloths - I would like it if you could offer them something that would make them come all the way out of the tree and play a little air guitar. Please?
  Posted 8 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- oh man, +1 to air guitar sloths. awesome
  Posted 8 months ago by BACON IS MEH | Permalink