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Why You Must Vote For The Sloth

Sloths! You know sloths, they are really the best
Sloths! In a class above all of the rest
Sloths! They will win in two-zero-one-two
You know that the sloth is the best one for you!
Sloths are so awesome. You know they're the one.
If you have a sloth it will be so much fun!
Sloths are so playful and funny and cool.
They love to have peace and they won't have a duel.
Sloths are the coolest that Ur has seen yet.
The Glitchen everywhere will enjoy them, I bet.
They won't interfere with your garden or ground.
They'll play in the trees and they won't make a sound.
The sloths are so beast, they will give peaceand quiet.
Sloths are the coolest, so why don't you try it?
You have to vote sloth. We all want you to.
If you vote for sloths you'll feel awesome. Please do!
We must vote for sloths and we know that we'll win.
If sloths have a victory, the game they'll be in!
Sloths are so cool. They spread love like infection.
And that is why you must vote sloths this election!

Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink

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