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Only in Glitch: things you never imagined reading or typing...

My two favorites so far:
"I prefer squishing grapes in Hell."
"The yoga frog is delivering barnacles any minute now."

Posted 16 months ago by KhaKhonsu Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • "That chicken is doing a moonwalk."
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I saw the thread's name, I saw Nanookie had posted in it, and immediately thought, "THE VEAL OF TREES!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "You can only squeeze a chicken once per day."  I can't imagine another other context where that sentence would come up.
    Posted 16 months ago by Hutif Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Said one myself today: "I think corn is the default death plop seed."
    Posted 16 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's a whole column on that in the Ur Weekly. Coming out *really* soon. We just got disorganised.
    Posted 16 months ago by KitkatCat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, I won't mind at all if you re-use contributions from here, if other folks don't.  I think that would be fun.  I was hoping to get a long string going.
    Posted 16 months ago by KhaKhonsu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Yay, about to die" is definately one you don't hear.
    Posted 16 months ago by jjbob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am a banana
    Posted 16 months ago by icatchm0nkeys Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I almost died sniffing Butterfly Cheese"
    Posted 16 months ago by c0mad0r Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lets party naked in Hell!
    Posted 16 months ago by Djoe6897 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hang on I have to die real quick ~BRB!

    Only in Glitch is it cool to step in guano! =)
    Posted 16 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I think the crab and I have a different taste in music"
    Posted 16 months ago by Codex Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "ooh look!  floor poop!"
    Posted 16 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I just want to massage the butterflies!
    Posted 16 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • " licking a apple is impossible. "
    " mmm! appley! "
    Posted 16 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • " licking a apple is impossible. "
    " mmm! appley! "
    Posted 16 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "So, mass suicide party in 10 followed by the afterparty in hell?"

    Man I do love our hell parties.
    Posted 16 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • sorry for the second one.
    Posted 16 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "This is my booty, given just for you"

    That's probably not the right quote, someone correct me on that if I'm wrong x]
    Posted 16 months ago by AlexanderTheGreat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stormy Weather rolled "Pot"!   0_o
    Posted 16 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I just squeezed a chicken named 4chan."
    Posted 16 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL. 
    Posted 16 months ago by Fokian Fool Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Just say no to No-No!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Chicalet Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I died while milking butterflies...

    Hey, the carrot margaritas don't have any carrots in them  (said in one of the groups I was in)

    I need to go harvest some bubbles and nibble some pigs...
    Posted 16 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heh.Heh...Stormy I am with you,I too rolled 'Pot' several times today...Groovy man,groovy. 8]
    Posted 16 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm new here and I couldn't remember where 'Pot" was located, my 6 yr. old would come check in on me and ask, "Mom, did you find Pot yet?" =|
    Posted 16 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gertie, that had me laughing really hard! Too funny!!
    Posted 16 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I died singing to  butterflies (milked that for all it's worth)
    Posted 16 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Gertie - imagine your 6 yr old going to school and 'sharing' that mom spent the weekend looking for pot...LMBO
    Posted 16 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I tried to follow Jesus Christ, but he denied me, then left me behind!  Later that day I saw him in Hell squishing grapes!"

    "The green thing scares me!"

    "The tree told me to make lemons."
    Posted 16 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
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    Posted 16 months ago by Pavida Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Could you please send me some bat poop ASAP?"
    Posted 16 months ago by marycontrary Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Jesus squishing hell grapes, if only for a screenshot.
    Posted 16 months ago by justpeace Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "That poor butterfly looks stressed and bloated! Give it some love and a good milking!"
    Posted 16 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Do butterflies have boobies?"
    - asked by my nine year old son after I explained why I was milking a butterfly
    Posted 16 months ago by curiousfae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Stormy - I know! I can sooo see him doing that! At least he does know Pot is a giant maybe that will help? rotfl
    Posted 16 months ago by Gertie Mack Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Nanookie - I think I said that about the moonwalking chicken... Or, if it wasn't me that time, I have said it another time.

    I love all the kooky things that're said in-game! There isn't a time that I sign in to play that I don't have a good laugh about something that someone (or even me) has said. I look forward to it.

    Thanks for this thread.  :D
    Posted 16 months ago by CoffeeSnob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The piggy is in the cabinet!"

    Said when I was moving house with noqualia's help - she'd hogtied one of my piggies and inadvertently put it in a cabinet.
    Posted 16 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow, I have a Word doc going back months with this sort of gem in it (I'm the "Only Heard in Glitch columnist KitkatCat referred to way up thread). May have to mine this thread for more gems but I can't share mine here yet...DUH 'cause I'm saving 'em for my column :D LOL

    But I will say that bat poop is a recurring theme...as well as frogs. Lots of weird stuff about frogs in this game.
    Posted 15 months ago by RM Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The one that had me cleaning my monitor, this test, was from the Help channel.
    Started out with someone questioning about what had happened when they came back to the game and found themselves somewhere else and the response was something to the effect of "Congrats!! You went to Hell!!"
    Posted 15 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The bubble tree is a bit of a paranoiac. I guess that's why it's covered in bubble wrap."

    Trying to explain why you're petting trees and they're talking back to you to a non-glitchian gets....interesting.
    Posted 15 months ago by Phidias Penrose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Rascalmom
    "bat poop is a recurring theme...as well as frogs"
    That one's good enough all by itself.
    Posted 15 months ago by KhaKhonsu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've amassed a fortune in meat tetrazzinis.
    Posted 15 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hell's not so bad.
    Posted 15 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I blew all my money on cubimals.....again.
    Posted 15 months ago by goodstory Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oops! forgot to die
    Posted 15 months ago by Millie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was in such a bad mood, and I forgot all about sniffing milk.
    Posted 15 months ago by KhaKhonsu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ms. Misses:  I love how the sparkly rocks flirt with you :D
    Posted 15 months ago by Bunni3 Subscriber! | Permalink
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