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#### Frekin Pigs!

I guess glitchen like to manufacture pigs, but piggies never die. It's getting to where many streets are hip deep in the annoying boogers, always trying to get in between my pick and the rock. I try explaining that this isn't minecraft, but do pigs listen?
We need a new powder. Some kind of hideous nano genetic stuff that will instantly turn a whole street full of pigs into piles and piles of steaming pork chops. And then braise them!

Posted 10 months ago by The Missing Finger | Permalink

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  Posted 10 months ago by Kittn | Permalink
- Why not pack a Potion of Animal Youth? While it won't turn them into pork chops, they won't be bothering you after they've been turned into piglets. And you can donate them for Favor or sell them for currants too.
  Posted 10 months ago by Mal'akh | Permalink
- Well I do like that idea. Still, I long for the sweet whine of millions of deadly little butcher-nanites. Kind of like tiny robot-piranha-gnats... how cute would that be!
  Posted 10 months ago by The Missing Finger | Permalink
- You actually can't sell/donate baby animals. Not sure about the selling.
  Posted 10 months ago by Palindrome | Permalink
- If there's no trees nearby, the piggies will die soon enough. I myself get a little tear in my eye when I see a street with 14 piggies on it, because at 8 meats per pig, I leave that street 102 meats thicker. Now the mine chickens...those I would like to have the ability to swing around like a helicopter until their little red heads....ya know the rest. Chicken dagger, anyone?
  Posted 10 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue | Permalink
- Sure you can, I've sold a crapload of piglets, about 400c each. But you can't sacrifice <<<<<<<< donate a hogtied piggie, sadly.
  Posted 10 months ago by The Missing Finger | Permalink
- You definitely can donate baby animals, just not hogtied piggies.
  Oh, I didn't refresh the page and see Finger already said this.
  Posted 10 months ago by Addi Bee~♥ | Permalink
- It all levels out at some point. No need to fret.
  Posted 10 months ago by Eye Wonder | Permalink
- Hey, Better Learning V takes 3 weeks, I have to fret about something!
  Posted 10 months ago by The Missing Finger | Permalink
- Really?? took me two days
  Posted 10 months ago by cam cam | Permalink
- I think there is some limit to the number of animals before they start dying. Or is that only chickens? Anyway, I sometimes wonder if that number could be tweaked down a bit in the interest of faster street loads. I don't think that this would result in a shortage of resources by any means. When I was grinding for broken kitchen tools and needed more grain, I visited just 6 blocks on my street and had over 3000 grain.
  Posted 10 months ago by Shootsin Latters | Permalink
- I'd rather have too many piggies than too few. If a potion was developed to wipe out an entire street population, there would suddenly be no piggies for miles.
  They'll eventually die. It's a thing they do sometimes.
  Posted 10 months ago by Somebody Somewhere | Permalink
- They die if you bring them home and starve them. :)
  Posted 10 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- PIGGY GIVES UP THE MEATS OR PIGGY GETS NO GRAIN!
  Posted 10 months ago by HeyGabe | Permalink
- "If the mountain will not come to Mahomet, Mahomet must go to the mountain."
  AKA: Don't click the rock. Double click your pick.
  Posted 10 months ago by Vicereine Linnæa | Permalink
- i'm so glad i'm not the only one who thinks this. lol!
  Posted 10 months ago by Airya | Permalink
- I started my housing block out with 6 piggies. In a week they were all hog tied & carted off.
  Undeterred, I made a new batch of 6.
  Now, there are 16!?!?
  Posted 10 months ago by Sturminator 5 | Permalink
- Your conclusions are wrong. The first six actually arranged tourneys to the death which killed the first five. Then the last glutted himself on the remains of his friends and died of cholesterol-related heart failure.
  Then the next batch of six was just significantly more peaceful. And also frisky ;) And lo, there were 16 piggies.
  Posted 10 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom | Permalink