Dear devs,
A small list of wishful things, for your consideration...
1. Let me levitate, as in, no need to keep jumping like a madman rushing the red light. Just a gentle, hot-air balloon float upwards into oblivion, or until I hit any key, or the timer runs out, or I crash into the sun.
2. Let me stack grains higher than two. Let there be a skyscraper of grains in my designated granary. From floor to ceiling, from dawn to dusk, I will stack those bushels of grains if you will let me.
3. Let me move beyond that one path you have determined in my house. Let me move up/down, all around, so I may drop little trinkets on the floor and they will become part of background decor.
4. Let me lock my cabinet, that one piddly cabinet, that holds my life's savings. Let it be safe from prying eyes, from slippery hands, of guests and friends alike.
5. Let me fight back against the jujus, the deimaginators, those who wish me harm. Let me zap them, fry them, butter them up and steam them. Or at least have the power to push them away from me.
6. Let me fly, on a little red carpet. Even if I can only do it once a day, for 5 mins, I am content. To fly, to be free!
7. Let me declare, for all to see, that I do not use drugs. Give me a badge, to be takenth away, the moment I succumb to curiosity.
8. Let the badges that belong together, stack together. They long to be together, happily stacking, forever. Let the mightest badge be on top, and the littler ones stacked behind, where they rightfully belong.
Thank you for reading.