Look, I know this is completely vain and totally unnecessary to play the game, but I really, really need a Japanese straw hat to complete my Samurai Jack look. Think Japanese Buddhist monk....or Samurai Jack. Either way, without it I feel practically naked. I have waited to ask you, dear Alph, for some time, but almost a year has passed without such an item appearing in the wardrobe. Please fulfill my request and make me a noble samurai once again.