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why don't you get eggs when you squeeze chickens?

i mean, there's nothing wrong with grain, but its doesn't seem natural.

Posted 17 months ago by Lucy-fer Jones Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Because you get eggs from egg plants.
    Posted 17 months ago by Augustana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Because egg trees are funnier/more cool...

    ETA - From the Glitch About Page...

    What's different?
    For starters, it's all one big world. Which means everyone is playing the same game and anyone's actions have the ability to affect every other player in the game. It also involves very little war, moats, spaceships, wizards, mafiosos, or people with implausibly large muscles. Also: we have egg plants. Egg plants make it very different.
    Posted 17 months ago by ~Pink Flamingo~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Same reason you compress butter to get cheese.
    Posted 17 months ago by magic panda Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chickens eat grain so it seems logical that if you squeezed them grain would come out, right?
    Posted 17 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Lucy-fer Jones. You've clearly never squeezed a real chicken...
    Posted 17 months ago by dopiaza Subscriber! | Permalink