It's true, Babi and I have been worshipping the rook for some while, and we have decided to bind our souls to appease the rook and achieve a dark synergy of wickedness as we live forever. This is far more vile of a ceremony than old-school marriage, as this is a ritual called HellBonding.
Meet us for our unholy ritual tomorrow at 4pm EST. located deep in hell.
-Go to hell, fall into the hole to the right of that map, without picking any grapes, and keep on walking for a few minutes until you pass the blood and gore, spikes, and you'll be at the deepest, darkest, most evil place in all of Ur for our unholy ceremony.
Special guest: The Devil is going to hold this ceremony for us and bind our souls in the name of the Rook. I'm serious about this - I made a deal with Diablo himself.
Attire: Please wear anything that is fitting for Hell. You want to impress the rook and the devil, who will be overlooking our event. Skulls, bones, zombies, and anything goulish would be fitting. Whoever wears a Rookist head gear will be VIP and entered to win prizes. If you don't have anything to wear, just go naked.
Mass suicide: Before the wedding starts, we will meet up so everyone takes nono powder and dies a few minutes early. This is a requirement, because our lives must be sacrificed to appease the cruel rook for this hellbonding to work. This is a sign of true evil and commitment to worshiping the Rook. This will be at [Unnu Slight in Bortola].
IM me if you have any questions. All who are willing to die are invited.
[Update] PHOTO ALBUM - http://imgur.com/a/PPW39 Thanks everyone!