So basically - if you wear feathers, you're able to add a skirt to your outfit. However, you cant add trousers (pants) as the feathers ARE trousers (pants). I think this is potentially sexist and if not sexist certainly pantist. Please rectify. :-)
I have named a chicken 'Pantism' to keep awareness of this nakedly clothesist issue alive. Surely the chickens will flock to support this feathery cause!