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I'm a Chicken Squeezer

Hi, my name is Lelu and I'm a chicken squeezer.

I started squeezing during the Easter Egg hunt. First I told myself it was just for the eggs. I would stop when I got the Chocolate Bunny trophy.

But I just kept squeezing.  It's not the grain... I have more grain than my piggies or I can ever eat. I've got piles sitting in my yard. I keep squeezing for the next big score -- a music block I don't have, a big salad, a messy fry-up.

It's just so darn easy. Stand next to the chicken and press enter until the chicken freaks.

I need help.

Posted 19 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Those little thought bubble/indicators have me squeezing/petting/nibbling like I never have before, it's almost like I have been hypnotized.  I guess that means they are working.

    ps--I hear there is a group for the chicken squeezing thing.
    Posted 19 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • For me it is butterfly milking!  It used to be so hard and now it is sooooo easy!  I cannot resist.

    I need help. I have bottles and bottles, and cheese and butter and stinky cheese and  very very stinky cheese.  Where will it end?
    Posted 19 months ago by Cassandria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's an epidemic.  I'm going to need a second cave to hold all the milk and grain.
    Posted 19 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We darn sure need a creamery so we can make cheesecakes!!
    Posted 19 months ago by Poney Tails Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oooh yes, we need cheesecake and cream cakes!
    Posted 19 months ago by Cassandria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hello, my name is Peppercorn and I am also a chicken squeezer.  I do it for the clucks.  Ahh, those sweet cluckity clucks.

    We may be beyond help. . . :)
    Posted 19 months ago by Peppercorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The way I figure it, with the little thought bubbles, they're asking, nay begging, to be squeezed!
    Posted 19 months ago by FrankenPaula Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I call it like I see it. Chicken torment. I am a chicken tormentor. The grain is purely incidental. Poultry angst is my real aim.
    Posted 19 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • yeppers...clickclickclickclickclick and I got 5 instant squeezes from a chicken...clickclick on a butterfly and my 2 milkings are done in a jiff :D :D
    Oh! And I've just been eating all the grain during my collecting for cooking rounds...saves on tons of other edibles and still leaves lots of grains left over lol
    Posted 19 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll confess, I didn't used to like chickens much. All that chasing and clucking and hanging out in trees, just too much bother for some measly grain. But now with the bubbles I just can't resist click squeeze, click squeeze it's just too easy to do a drive-by squeezin'.
    Posted 19 months ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Man, for me it was all about the buttterflies..the thrill of the chase ,the jumping , the precision, the massaging, the oh so delicately milking, but now it's all too easy...they cluster at my feet and beg me to take their milk... sigh...
    Posted 19 months ago by Zev Bellringer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Divine~: Drive-by squeezin'.  HA! Love it! :)  
    I'm glad to hear I'm not alone in my addictions....
    Posted 19 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ah chicken squeezin!

    Just a note to all you other addicts...

    Real life chickens DO NOT like to be squeezed! (I sure found that out the hard way LOL)
    Posted 19 months ago by VickyAlice139 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Let me guess, VickyAlice.... you DIDN'T get grain when you squeezed a real chicken?
    Posted 19 months ago by Zany Serendipity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Does that means you can't milk butterflies in real life??
    Posted 19 months ago by andonida Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Can I post a quick, gratuitous chicken video? It's just that this thread makes me all nostalgic and I keep thinking we really should get some more chickens...

    www.flickr.com/photos/dopia...
    Posted 19 months ago by dopiaza Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Awww... cute!  
    So, dopiaza or VickyAlice, what happens when you squeeze a real chicken?  ;)
    Posted 19 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We need a Flea Market.  I know we have auctions but it would be fun to have a Flea market.  maybe a street that has little tables and awnings where we could set out just a few things at a time and sell them.  In fact, nothing formal is needed at all.  A few people could get together and sell their items in a chosen location, maybe a housing street.  It can be announced in the Chat Channels or if planned ahead, in the Forums.
    Posted 19 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Brib, that's a really fun idea!  I'd go to one.
    Posted 19 months ago by Peppercorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I confess, I am a certifiable chicken squeezer.  Ohh the sweet sound they make as they flutter those wings and bob around .
    Posted 19 months ago by Sugar Plum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "So, dopiaza or VickyAlice, what happens when you squeeze a real chicken?  ;)"


    They poop on you...
    Posted 19 months ago by dopiaza Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my did that chicken have a poopy bottom Dopiaza?   Hmm yes, think I can safely say I am a little hooked on the new squeezy chickens we have, sooo easy to just click, click, click without my little Avatar running around like headless one!  But for me, it is the piggy petting I think; just love clicking on all those little hearts as quick as I can and see them all squeal with delight:)
    Posted 19 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dopiaza: HAHAHA!  I was imagining a righteous pecking.  But that's much, much simpler.
    Posted 19 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink