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[UPDATED: We're OPEN!] There is a problem with the game. So, we will fix it.

But, that means you can't come in for a bit.

We're ALREADY fixing it!

Update (at 10:53pm, pacific): But, seriously, it was more complicated than we thought. And, we're taking extra to make sure that we lose nothing. Still working!

Update (20-something minutes later): I'm still bored of this problem. It's boring.

Update (another hour later): Prffpt. So, sometimes you make a joke and then reality is all like "oh, you're a joker, huh?" and then it messes with you. Well, nice job me. Nice job. I Shouldn't've joked because now everyone has to stay up late and be all worried. I hope I learned a lesson.

Update (another 30 mins later): we've decided to keep the game closed until the morning so we can evaluate the results of all the fixes with fresh heads.

We are sorry to deprive you of the game in the meantime, but fresh heads are the best way to go when your Glitches' very existence is at stake … and our heads are currently un-fresh with fatigue.

Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Gets up early... looks at glitch 'closed' sign... heads back to bed *yawn* - laters all - someone txt/im/shout very very loud when its fixed pls :-)
    Posted 7 months ago by Vialdana Subscriber! | Permalink
  • holy shit that's funny....i was thinking more of: 
    youtu.be/FvQdYjQMeRI

    (in response to the cat's face's post)
    Posted 7 months ago by Ambien Vixen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Work Harder, Nerds!

    Noogies and wedgies are in order.
    Posted 7 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's just Tiny Speckulation!
    Posted 7 months ago by Osprey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Noodgies and weggies?
    Posted 7 months ago by Osprey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh noo .... i miss my pig's allready :'( And my lovely bedroom....
    Posted 7 months ago by Selle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • haha, yeah those too.
    Posted 7 months ago by Papa Legba Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OMGiants!!! a 10 page shutdown.....this is getting serious.
    Posted 7 months ago by Virginia Moon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • √100
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Virginia Moon: Don't forget about the hard-hitting reporting found elsewhere!

    Source
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you missed Stoot's earlier technical musings way back on page 1 it turns out the cameras were rolling as he spoke this aloud:

    http://bit.ly/K9Ggmx
    Posted 7 months ago by The Cat Face Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well this is tragic, might have to do some RL stuff instead :(
    Posted 7 months ago by Latajea Subscriber! | Permalink
  • OK! Time to get the game fixed, now...I've caught up with all my programs on hulu and I have nothing left to do :(
    Posted 7 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was planning on making maple bacon chocolate chip cookies tomorrow for my baking blog--right now, I'm tempted to get started early to take up time. XD But I still have lots more episodes of Cupcake Wars to watch too. Hmmm, decisions decisions.
    Posted 7 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • mmmmm....Rhubored Pie
    http://i.imgur.com/nQWKi.png
    Posted 7 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It dun blewed up... it blewed up guuud.....
    Posted 7 months ago by David Hasselgoth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh Glitch, you are my insomnia cure! How will I get to sleep with out mining and small talk on Global? :P
    Posted 7 months ago by LilySunshine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GAH! Was away from the game for 2 or 3 days, was soooooo looking forward to playing! This better be good. And bacon? Is there now bacon?
    Posted 7 months ago by Sir Ducks-a-Lot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Noooo - but - but - I'm sick and poorly. I was gonna stay at home and play :'(
    Posted 7 months ago by White Tiger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't see any updates about the progress fixing game :S 
    Posted 7 months ago by Hi Hi Hopes Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Somebody please call me a wahmbulance, because I am in serious WAAAH territory! Been peeking in every 30 min or so... not ready to go to bed yet! ='(

    <3
    Posted 7 months ago by Wrelis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sniffles... I only wanted to play a little bit...
    Posted 7 months ago by Condar Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Plenty of hardhitting updates in this filled-with-facts thread.
    Posted 7 months ago by diaveborn ♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *begins crying* I'm GLITCHLESS!
    Posted 7 months ago by Maxy Cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I balded my Glitch - less to comb? Hope that helps...
    Posted 7 months ago by gimmegames Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sorry sorry sorry!
    Posted 7 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sooooo bored!
    Posted 7 months ago by Sommer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So, it all started with a joke. Now please stop taking jokes seriously. :D
    Posted 7 months ago by Hellyeah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It was the gnomes!!! It's a REVOLUTION!
    Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Only 10 pages of bored whining by us? I thought you people were HARD CORE!
    Posted 7 months ago by JillyBean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • when are u coming back on?
    Posted 7 months ago by Kristabel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *serves Gamma's Pancakes to hard-working staff*
    Posted 7 months ago by Kii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • good luck team. night all :)
    Posted 7 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since I can't play glitch, I'm knitting SNAILS. Tiny adorable snails!
    I know there's other knitters here, come knit snails with me
    mochimochiland.com/2008/03/...
    Posted 7 months ago by Feylin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I bet..It's not a problem..I bet..It's a fantastic surprise update..and this is a more fun way of keeping us amused, and when we come back we are all gonna find Rhubarb pie eating bots outside our front doors..I bet I used up all my iMG with this one...lol :-/ 

    Well isn't that why we have iMaGination ....:-P

    Now my brain hurts!!!
    Posted 7 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No matter how late or tired you get, just say no to No-No. That stuff messes you up in the end.
    Be well and don't stay up too late Glitchens.
    Posted 7 months ago by Opportunity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wrong kind of snail, Feylin! http://www.glitch.com/items/snail/ :P
    Posted 7 months ago by Csophae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nah, no need to say sorry! We know y'all are working as fast as you can to get the game back running. Y'all are awesome. :)
    Posted 7 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And then I typed something!
    Posted 7 months ago by iamafelix Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I know, Csophae, but there wasn't a pattern for Glitch-y snails and I dont feel like making my own at the moment. ;)
    Posted 7 months ago by Feylin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • S'alright Stoot - we know y'all are working on it (hugs) 
    Posted 7 months ago by White Tiger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm blaming the rhubarb for the bad behavior.
    Posted 7 months ago by Violet Faulds Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Any form of ETA for when we can get back in? I'm starting to get withdrawal symptoms :-/
    Posted 7 months ago by Rah Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh Sassy Britches and gimme games, thank you both! You have made my wait so much better :)

    Also, I'm willing to bet that if it's the Murphy I'm thinking of, stoot's not exaggerating when he says "HUGE NERDS" :p
    Posted 7 months ago by foolbunny Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ok ok THIS IS KILLING MY FRIENDSHIP I CANT TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH 
    Posted 7 months ago by juju<3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The lesson learned? You must start looking at these things as decisions and not problems. If you continue to believe you have problems, you will have nothing but problems. Now go to work and make some decisions.
    Posted 7 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hang in there, TS staff!!! We all love you and appreciate all your hard work!!! (((TS))) :*
    Posted 7 months ago by Hab Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *sniff*  *sniff*  I want to play. 
    Posted 7 months ago by KinOfWolf~♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Press my thumbs, everything is going well! Good luck for the team!
    Any ideas how long it will last to fix the problem???
    You are already working as fast as you can, says Cervellos Shrine!
    Posted 7 months ago by Cervello Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ok hands up...who broke it? :P
    Posted 7 months ago by Misha Subscriber! | Permalink
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