We know that Rube's a jerk right? (And now even more, since he doesn't know what "cheap" means.) I wrote this song in honor of him. It's a parody of "Frosty the Snowman" written by Steve Nelson and Walter "Jack" Rollins. Hope you like it!
Rube, the wood figure
Was a jolly businessman
He made awful trades, giving lemonades
That's the business that he ran
Rube, the wood figure
He was hated all through Ur
By the Glitchen shunned, he was really stunned
But one offer caused a stir
There must have been some magic in
That funny doll he found,
For when he gave it to a Glitch.........
She began to dance around! Oh!
Rube, the wood figure
He had made an awesome trade!
He became a star, He went really far
But he still
gave
lem
on
nade!