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Crazy Made Up Rumors About Next Test (for entertainment use only)

Make up something up.

• They've added alarms and LoJack tracking devices to machines.
• Jumping now costs credits.
• Rube is now a playable character.
• Glitches can now have babies.
• Pigs are now ridable.
• There are now Nut Trees but nuts can only be carried in special sacks. You can guess what they are called.

Posted 19 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • The game will not open.  Instead, the forums have become the game.  You can win by finding a hat which works with your hair.
    Posted 19 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha
    Posted 19 months ago by Nayme Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @glum pudding  I thought it was going to have all the hats fixed to work with hair and the way to win was finding the hat that still renders you *bald* even when hair is applied!
    Posted 19 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • The test starts and we forget all our cares.
    Posted 19 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • You can now wear hair AND cats.
    • You can make Glum Pudding.
    • Frogs refuse to deliver items until you mediate your mood to full.
    • The is no Pot, only Zuul.
    • Teleportation costs zero energy but is completely random.
    • The Rook is replaces with Angry Birds. Does not look good for the piggies.
    • Glitch is now a 3D shoot on the XBox 360 and PS3. It's now called Call Of Duty: The Glitchening
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * Kinect controller implemented with XBox port, making butterfly catching more intuitive.  Butterfly milk and cheese supply skyrockets.
    * Butterfly catching now also more hazardous. Accident rate from playing Glitch skyrockets. More sick days increase time available to test Glitch, but do not correspond to subscription dollars.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • New recipes:
    1.  Eat Me cake - when you eat it, you grow 3x larger than normal.
    2.  Drink Me potion - when you drink it, you shrink to 1/4 normal size.
    Posted 18 months ago by Merek Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The hat/hair problem has been resolved. Everyone is now bald.
    Posted 18 months ago by Taral Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Posting in the General Forum will cost 20 currants.
    Posting in the Bugs Forum will cost 100 currants.
    Posting in the Group Forums will be FREE but may not work.
    Posted 18 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - chickens will no longer be able to be squeezed: the new interaction is Choke.

    - You will now be able to nibble other players for small amounts of currants. Larger amounts if you have vampire teeth.

    - flamethrowing, pegasus riding ninjas have been replaced with mail carrying yoga froggies

    - Jumping from balconeys in houses in Alakol will result in instant death and RL counselling.
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Frogs become red.
    Butterflys become rooks.
    Rube goes to jail. :O
    Posted 18 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Eating cold tacos makes your Glitch fart loudly...
    Posted 18 months ago by Spayem Subscriber! | Permalink
  • too much no-no powder will give you temporary schizophrenia (something like a ping elephant staring at you every few seconds and so on)

    beside your hair and face you will be able to change the shape of your body. you can be really fat or tall or even square

    there will be days when everything will go 1930. black and white with loud music and subtitles

    for every day you won't be able to play and make currants you will be able to claim a currants benefit so we are all more equal
    Posted 18 months ago by zizila Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Anyone caught with too many emblems of Pot will be sent to the interrogation room, and their gardens will be confiscated.
    Posted 18 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Gardens? What gardens? Gardens have been replaced by bonsai trees and mushrooms. 
    Posted 18 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mushrooms will also be confiscated.
    Posted 18 months ago by Tricky Woo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ROFL, OMG, the newest suggestions: 
    choking chickens, the Rook is now an Angry Bird (looks bad for the piggies), making Glum Pudding, there's only Zuul, balcony jumping causes death.  These are awesome and have made me LOL in a very quiet office suite.

    By the way, if you cross a dev, a large marshmallow Glitcharian appears and all must fight him until he 'splodes.  The explosion earns you xp, energy and favor with the giants, but depletes your mood by 15 once a minute for 15 minutes, unless you make smores from the exploded parts, which boosts your mood back to 100%.

    Otherwise, you die and have to spend a few cycles in Hell smooshing grapes.
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Time travel. We get a chance to go preview what we would be doing when glitch actually opens 24/7. Lots of people are disappointed with black screens (think "flash forward") and commits glitchicide.  Doesn't really make a difference since they just end up smooshing grapes but they give up and fulfill the "flash forward" vision.

    Reverse glitch.  Everyone will start in hell and the trick is who can stay longer because the energy meter goes up automatically and the only way to go hungry is to squish grapes.

    Glitchpocalypse!
    Posted 18 months ago by Snuffleupagus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ninja pirate robot zombies. With jetpack surfboards. Drinking Flaming Humbabas.  AND PET MECHA SHARKS WITH LASER BEAM EYES.
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • Zen Gardens
    • Blimps
    • Dirt Piles
    • Clothing so we can dress the AFLC Frog like a TMNT. Wearing a Turtle-Shaped Jetpack. Drinking a Flaming Humbaba, etc.
    Posted 18 months ago by Yeoman Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - the Giants are replaced with Sock Puppets
    - You will be able to mug devs in order to get the SB-1 musicblock
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Eating magic mushrooms and you are instantly teleported to new projects not yet started
    Posted 18 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When Glitch opens your computer automatically logs you in
    Posted 18 months ago by xoxJulie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Delivery yoga frogs dressed like Steve Jobs.
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • • While trailing to find a way across Bortola, a 18 of Glitches get lost for the entire test. When they found, only 3 remain and there are rumors they resorted to cannibalism to keep their energy levels up.
    • Border check points are established between regions. Glitches have to pass through security. No-no Powder smuggling becomes the new mining (in term of quick cash).
    • The gnomes decide they aren't going to take it any more and rise up and go to war, They still can't walk so it is a short war.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Donner Party of One - your table is ready...
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You now nibble the butterflies to get nectar.
    You now squeeze the piggies to get piggy poop
    You now massage the chickens to get eggs (chicken eggs), and the egg trees die as a result because no one wants to pet them.  They become a myth.

    There will now be cows for milk and meat, but you must catch them and make them like you.  Unfortunately, they run and they kick.  Causing damage.  Lots of it.  And your mood goes down by 50% in their presence.  And they're grumpy because they don't like anyone.
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In addition to the new border checkpoints, security checkpoints are established at all subway stations by the "Ur Transportation Security Administration". Glitches are no longer allowed to bring large quantities of drinks on the subway.
    Posted 18 months ago by Varaeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - before boarding the subway, glitches must remove their shoes.
    - The world will no longer be called Ur- it is now Stootopia
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A Blue Man has moved into the Large Model Home in Alakol. He appears periodically to perform his latest creation.
    Posted 18 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The large model home's cabinet is full of missing gnomes.  They went there for a party, and ended up locked in after a conga line mishap.  Never follow a butterfly who's had too much hooch.  :/
    Posted 18 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -projects now require Glitches. after being sacrificed, their souls are banished to Hell eternally.
    -the delivery frog quit and now deals no-no undercover. as does Rube.
    -when trees are poisoned, they grow to 50x times their original size and spurt poison periodically on the person who killed them.
    -there is now a creepy smile emotion. it's automatically turned on when you follow someone.
    Posted 18 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • rofl cupcake @ glitch sacrifices

    - in the real world, calendar days have changed- Mondays are now Wednesdays, Wednesdays are now Sundays, and game day is always tomorrow.
    - butterflies now get crushed after being milked.
    - after a piggy is nibbled, you will see bite marks on it. if a piggy as been nibbled too much, it will look skinnier and mauled.
    - if a chicken has been squoze too much, it will start following your glitch and pecking at its toes. squeezing too many chickens on a street will cause a invasion a la zelda.
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • •Duke Nukem Forever gets postponed again for infinite time period because its developers are now beta testers addicted to Glitch.
    Posted 18 months ago by Gregory Subscriber! | Permalink
  • every so often a massage will have a happy ending 
    Posted 18 months ago by zizila Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ·Eating 'shrooms will give you high as a kite buff
    ·Window boxes for herb gardens
    ·Hammer, nails and ropes are introduced for quest to build rope ladder that will reach tower turret
    ·Alternative to Hell is to play music in subway for tips-must earn 1k to get home
    ·New permit process at Bureaucratic Hall allows you to bribe an official - can be used to get that home you want even if it is occupied
    Posted 18 months ago by PurpleLogic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - in addition to kiss, hug, splank, etc. you will be able to give other Glitches hickeys.
    - one word: plastics
    - rocks will become sentient and mine you
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rather than soon it is starting now. 
    Posted 18 months ago by Divine~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • •Corn is KoЯn. And no one wants it.
    • "People! Awesome Stew is made out of people!"
    • Every time you harvest a bean tree it sings "Beans, bean, the magical fruit/The more you eat, the more you stoot."
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • awesome LBO

    - when the game clock strikes midnight, everything resets- butterflies become catepillars, chickens become chicks, and you have to rebuy your house. the only way to stop this from happening is to be on no-no at the time
    - no-no can only be bought at a vendor in the mines and will increase in price each time you buy it.
    - The dev music block now plays the hallelujah chorus and has angel wings coming out of it.
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - Introduction of a new day - 'Fried Egg', the fifth day of the week. At the beginnig of this day Rebecca Black will replace the rooster and will sing.
    Posted 18 months ago by Gregory Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - Alph has been replaced with Alf. Luckily, Cats are new item and you can donate them.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cosma has been replaced by Cosmo Kramer, of Seinfeld fame.  He only accepts your neighbors' food.
    Posted 18 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Friendly has been replaced with "Friendly's: Oh That Looks Good!™" He accepts Visa and Master Card but not American Express.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - Pot stays the same, but is illegal in Groddle. many players find themselves donating to him anyway in secrecy. Getting 420 pot emblems gives you the munchies for 3 hours.
    Posted 18 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Anyone who bought new homes during last test or since and left stuff/animals behind must now sell current house, re-buy old houses (if still on the market) and clear everything out before they can sell and move on.
    Posted 18 months ago by Lellie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • - My husband will be annoyed by the amount of time I spend staring at my laptop.

    Oh - no.  That's an actual thing.
    Posted 18 months ago by jasbo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * Alien zombie ninja pirate sharks with jetpacks.  That steal your treasure (gems and rocks).  And throw Flaming Humbabas at you. If they hit you, you go to Hell.  And have to squish all the grapes.  All. Of. Them.
    Posted 18 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Flaming Humbabas can now be thrown at other players, causing them to instantly be sent to Hell. Using them on yourself, however, still has the positive effect of whatever positive thing they did.

    Also, the alien zombie ninja pirate sharks with jetpack surfboards have begun a war against the auction frogs and are forcing players to choose sides: theirs, or not-theirs (and if you join not-theirs, causes them to throw Flaming Humbabas at you in anger, thus causing you to go to Hell anyway).
    Posted 18 months ago by Yelfi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * New game: Dodge-flaming-Humbaba?
    Posted 18 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink