I found this in the forest:
In the bureaucratic hall, deep in the ancient records, I discovered something which just might lead me to the
fabled lost treasure of Kazudune!In a file marked "For Internal Use Only," I found a cocktail napkin. Written
on it was these cryptic words:"Kazudune, Oh Kazudune!Where does your treasure lie?Deep in a hole hard, hard to
findWhere adventures go to die.Kazudune, Oh Kazudune!I have drinks and lots of foodI am prepared to meet my
endFor I am not a Womaan Good."I know not what this poem means, but I feel I am closer than ever to the
secret. Who knows what riches await me... but I must be wary of the curse.
-unknown author