1. He tells me when I have mail. This is really a wonderful thing. Thanks.
2. I get to name him. Great opportunity to exercise my love of in jokes. Thanks.
3. His arm falls off and reattaches. This is weird. And creepy. Thanks.
4. He acts, as Miss Manners always recommended (remember Miss Manners?) as a buffer between me and the rest of the world. I really like that. Thanks.
What do you really like about your botler. Mine is male. Maybe yours is female. Or neuter. Isn't it nice to have control?