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Rooks

What is a rook and what does it do, whats its purpose and can it hurt you, basicly I wanna know what a rook is, a freind says one attacked him, is it really a giant bird?

Posted 13 months ago by 111cyberdalek Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Here's the Wiki page on The Rook!

    And... an animation of a flying Rook Raven. Just because it's cool.
    Posted 13 months ago by Hburger Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The Rook is NOT your friend.  He is trying to defeat all that is Glitchy.  He kills trees and animals and tries to suck the life out of any Glitch who opposes him.  But we have to fight him to keep Ur safe.
    Posted 13 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ...and we do fight The Rook...we fight em very very hard...lol
    Posted 13 months ago by SavannaBlueRose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So the rook is like a dalek, I mean like it wants to kill/exterminate of glitchy stuff?!
    Posted 12 months ago by 111cyberdalek Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It definitely wants to kill Glitchy stuff.
    Posted 12 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yep.
    Posted 12 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's exactly like a dalek, except that you can't escape by running up a flight of stairs.
    Posted 12 months ago by dr_loplop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The rook just wants to free Glitchen from the archaic propaganda of our faith. The Giants are not benevolent creators, but monstrous creatures controlling us through dogmatic rules and laws. The rook attempts to reveal the truth, to release us from our bonds so that our choices may be truly free.
    Posted 12 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Blasphemy! Without the Giants, we would have never been imagined in the first place. How can you turn your back on our almighty Creators?
    Posted 12 months ago by Rev. Desdemona Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmmm.  Further research in Giant Science is needed to resolve some of this....
    Posted 12 months ago by Parrow Gnolle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You have no idea the Giants are our creators. That's just what they've told us. 
    Posted 12 months ago by Xev Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the giants are totally NOT our creators. thats just what they tell us. the creators are actually tiny speck and the team
    Posted 12 months ago by Kristabel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rev. Desdemona, I salute your righteous indignation and anger at what appears to be blasphemy against the Giants, our Imaginators. However, upon further examination it seems that the culprit is this Glitch called "Xev" and everyone knows that the Glitch known as Xev is... glitchy. Pay her no mind... unless she offers you free tickets to her underground splanking ring, for that is most Imaginative, at which point you should accept and proceed to challenge and splank her in the squared circle.

    — Mal'akhPrimate of LemPrimus Inter Pares of the Orthodox Church of the Giants of UrHubby of ArannaShriner of Mullangi Meda
    Posted 12 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (You accidentally posted your signature)
    Posted 12 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (It wasn't an accident in this particular case)
    Posted 12 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (OK just wanted for you to stay safe)
    Posted 12 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So... should I build anti aircraft guns on my house?
    Posted 12 months ago by 111cyberdalek Subscriber! | Permalink
  • An interesting idea 111cyberdalek! ... Wait ... What is an aircraft?
    Posted 12 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink