Mine says - If yer name's not on the list yer not coming in
- Quit your jibber jabber FOOL! (a la Mr T)
- Don't argue with a fool, they'll drag you down to their level, then win on experience
@Stormy Weather: Darn him! Darn him to that spooky, grape-squishing place we call Hell! I knew I couldn't trust the little bugger! He was supposed to be my funny Gnome. :'(
I wish some of you were my neighbors! The gnome at the house next door to mine just says some unintelligble stuff that manages to be CREEPTASTIC when combined with that Grinch-like leering expression gnomes do have.
When I move to a bigger house, and I need to decide on where, I'm going to take nearby gnome content into account. If I must walk past a gnome on the way to/from my front door, I'd rather it be spouting Firefly or Pratchett quotes than some of the demeaning content people come up with (I mean, really - Sofa King We Tod Ed? Really? This adds joy to your world, random obnoxiously offensive ablist person? On behalf of a family member of mine who actually has Down Syndrome, let me just say... Sofa Queue).