Just a thought before I toddle off to curl up with my Kindle and burn through the backlog of trashy true crime novels I love to read (instead of grading final exams, because let's face it: I can *always* find a way to procrastinate):
Wardrobe is still open.
Vanity is still open.
Name Change is still open.
New house, new you? It's a thought, if you're faced with a long Glitchless evening and are starting to *eyetwitch* or have been out trying to harvest the trees in your yard and find yourself saying NIBBLE. NIBBLE. NIBBLE. at your cat, who has been transformed into a cartoon pig by your feverish withdrawal hallucinations. Maybe at this very moment you're stirring gravel around in your mixing bowl while making grinding noises, or making some soup while wildly flinging your stirrin' spoon up in the air and bonking it in the general direction of your eyeballs. AS ONE DOES.
Cabin in the Woods and Avengers are pretty good movies. If you are a brain in a box that likes to play computer games but can't go out for a round of disco bowling or whatever, there's always Words With Friends.