So, if the game is closed, people shouldn't be able to gain levels, badges, skills and other such stuff in the game right?
So why does kevbob always have new stuff while the game is down? Answer? He's a witch.
So what should we do about these magicians, hackers, cheaters by any other name? I say we petition the developers to allow us to burn the witches. Or we can have a trial for them first - to be on the safe side. The trial shall consist of striking them through the heart with an iron spike. Only a witch could live through that. If they live, then we know that we must burn them.
On that note:
I think I may have discovered a full coven of these witches. Please note their name and appearance: