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Assault rifle...for cooking.

My brother doesn't play Glitch, but I showed him the game. He saw my tower and the business I was running in it and the conversation went like this.

"You should sell assault rifles."
"They don't have assault rifles in Glitch," I said.
"Ask them to implement them."
"Yeah, well--what would you DO with an assault rifle?"
"Cook."
I blinked.
"You could use the gunpowder to heat up your cooking."
Blink blink blink.
"Don't ask."

Posted 5 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • This is probably the funniest idea I've ever read. XD Thanks for sharing.
    Posted 5 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Your brother just became my best friend XD +1
    Posted 5 months ago by Hersche Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If we had a use for an upgraded Spice Mill, you could call it A Salt Rifle.
    Posted 5 months ago by Wrench Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I would pay serious credits for an assault rifle that could only be used on chickens in the mines. 
    Posted 5 months ago by WalruZ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • -1 for the goofy idea of guns in glitch.
    +1 for gun powder for starting actual fires to lite up dark areas!
    (bonus)

    You're welcome.
    Posted 5 months ago by Roland Conner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love this.  But I think I would love a trebuchet even more.
    Posted 5 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A trebuchet to launch items into another player's street, now that would be Glitch-like.
    Posted 5 months ago by Janitch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Need not be a trebuchet. Could be a mangonel, onager, catapult, ballista....
    Posted 5 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, a trebuchet has a basket or sling for flinging things, which is why I suggested it for delivering items to other streets.
    Posted 5 months ago by Janitch Subscriber! | Permalink