Demon and a chicken walk into a bar.
The bartender says "No pets allowed."
The demon asks "Are you still serving lunch?"
Bartender : "yes"
Demon : "The chicken will have a beer"
A guy holding a chicken enters an elevator with a demon already on-board. The demon asks, "hey, can I smell your chicken?" The guy holding the bird looks disgustingly at the demon and says "certainly not!" The demon takes a sniff of the air and says "oh, then it must be me."
Demon sits down at the bar, orders some rum. Man walks in with an enormous rooster. Sets him down on the bar. Orders a drink for both himself and the rooster. The rooster pecks at his shot. The man downs his beer.
Demon says, "What's with the rooster?"
"Long story," says the man.
Turns out the man found a lamp on a beach, rubbed it, out popped a genie.
"You get one wish," says the genie.
"I want to have a huge ****," says the man. "And there he is."
A naked demon walks into a bar, with a chicken under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. The demon lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked demon says...
I was walking home from the park, when I heard the sound of a chicken squawking loudly. The chicken sounded like it was quite frightened, so I became curious. I peered through some bushes and saw a man holding a chicken, performing some sort of ritual amongst dozens of candles. Suddenly a demon was summoned! The demon grabbed the chicken and quickly swallowed it whole. Then it spotted me. I took off running, but the demon gave chase. I was running across a parking lot when the demon hurled a lightning bolt at me! It missed me, but I was thrown through a door into a motel room. It was only then that I saw the naked prostitute in the bed. And that's the honest truth, officer.