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Marion's Supershrine to the Fatheaded Giants!! (Get Exp/Mood/Energy/Favour!)

Feeling glum...? Unloved...? Lacking the beautiful (or ugly) visage of the giants to gaze upon?

WELL GOOD SIR (and/or Ma'am ((and or tree))) WE HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU!

Come over to Marion's (Un)Holy Shrine to gaze upon the giants! Reflect upon your sexafragous sins! Ruminate on how awesometacular Marion is to boost your mood! Revere the giants (or the bowlegged bureaucrats) to regain lost energy, all for a low low price of 2,500 currants entry! (Not including a mandatory tithing to two of the giants. You perform the pilgrimage, you gotta donate to touch the relics!)

Benefits
-Gain 41-634 exp/mood/energy from performing the 3 R's. (Multiply that by 11 since there are 11 Icons!)
-Random Giant Love which can get you MORE Exp/Energy/Mood or even FAVOUR!!
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-See how awesome part of my house is.
-Will cure all diseases except syphilis, twitchy eye, and sleep apnea.
-Will become a very holy experience if you munched some purple flower.

Rules
-Pay up front at the door before I let you in.
-One person at a time
-Stay on the middle floor, no going to the top or bottom floor otherwise you get booted
-No picking up any of the items on the floor
-Re-entry on new days requires the admission fee again.
-Only allowed in when supervised
-Bathrooms are not available to Glitchens, hold your wee until you're outside. Also defecate on my neighbour's houses, not mine.

SO COME ON DOWN TO MARION'S HOUSE, HOME OF THE KITTEN MITTENS. I mean icons. No kitten mittens here. MOVE ALONG, SHOWS OVER. (Msg in game if you want in)

We now have a group! Join W.W.M.D. today to follow things!

Hear how much people enjoyed themselves with THESE stunning testimonials!

"Pure awesome. Went in crying. Went out laughing. Got over a thousand xp
-daniel5457

"That is fantastic!  Thanks Marion...It was well worth the trip. Not only practical, but beautifully decorated as well.  Nice touch! :-D"
-Poppy of Detwoit

Posted 14 months ago by Marion Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • This is impressive, and weird, and impressively weird.
    Posted 14 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow count me in, hope youre on in about 4 1/2 hours, I'll IM you.
    Posted 14 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If it is a way for me to make money while i have motivation to do nothing after making these, i have no problem with being weird~
    Posted 14 months ago by Marion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D I wanna check these icons out. They look great! :D
    Posted 14 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I can testify to the efficacy of Marion's SuperShrine!  When I knocked on Marion's door, my glitch was weak, moody and listless after long hours sweltering over a hot smelter. After just a few minutes of virtually painless reverence, I found myself completely restored, significantly more experienced and more popular with the giants, with a spring in my step and noticeably fresher breath!

    Act now!  Make a pilgrimage to Marion's SuperShrine today!
    Posted 14 months ago by Julep Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We now have a group for events! Group is called "W.W.M.D."
    Posted 14 months ago by Marion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Send me an invite plz. :D
    Posted 14 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That is fantastic!  Thanks Marion...It was well worth the trip.  
    Not only practical, but beautifully decorated as well.  Nice touch!
    :-D
    Posted 14 months ago by Poppy of Detwoit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If I have more than one icon for the same giant, can I get use all the verbs for both icons?
    Posted 14 months ago by Macs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Macs are you asking about icons or emblems?
    Posted 14 months ago by WindBorn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am talking about the icons.
    Posted 14 months ago by Μасѕ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They're just like emblems, multiple icons does not mean multiple verb useage
    Posted 14 months ago by Marion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How about if I have one emblem and one icon of the same giant. Can I use all the verbs of both the emblem and the icon?
    Posted 14 months ago by Macs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes.
    Posted 14 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Marion! I'm almost off work, please dont sign off:)
    Posted 14 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heading to bed :X Sorry Muncey but kept waiting x.x
    Posted 14 months ago by Marion Subscriber! | Permalink