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#### Diary of a Pig

46th of Fever
Today I woke up.
Glitch fed me potatoes.
They were yummy.
Then poof, and then I was bigger!
47th of Fever
Today I saw another one go poof and now we are friends.
From now on I will be called Elie.
Also she is Dria.
48th of Fever
Potatoes are still yummy. Also grain.
49th of Fever
Big weird thing. Has food in it though so yummy. Also Glitch gave us some berry bowls. All to ourselves!
50th of Fever
Called a piggy feeder. OK! Cool. Is still yummy. Today it was filled with grain. I like grain. Also I think there was a potato but Dria got it. Still friends.
51st of Fever
Dria said do you like planks and I said no. I said I like cherries and she says she thinks cherries are OK. We are still friends.
52nd of Fever
Feeder filled with weird silver stuff. Called salmon. Tastes really good. The scales are weird though. And the things in the middle.
53rd of Fever
Oily dressing is hard in the outside but then it's oily. The oily is good but I get sick of it after a while.
54th of Fever
Olive and sesame oil. Why is there so much oil? Glitch gave us some plums today. I talked to the butterflies today. I think I am getting smarter!
55th of Fever
Mmmm, what is this stuff, it's red and tasty and strangely familiar.
56th of Fever
No refill today but I ate off the cherry tree, it was good. Wood tree was weird though, I'm not even sure Dria managed to get a plank off it.
57th of Fever
More of the red stuff; also we were nibbled today.
58th of Fever
Yay grain. Yay, yay, yay grain. Glitch fed us grain and filled up the feeder! What's her name again?
59th of Fever
FOOD! GRAIN! CHICKENS! I LOVE YOU CHICKENS!
60th of Fever
Feeder's emptying out. May have to eat off the tree again. Glitch doesn't feed us by hand like she used to.
61st of Fever
Empty. Empty feeder, empty Dria, empty me.
62nd of Fever
I'm hungry.
63rd of Fever
Dria's hungry too.
64th of Fever
Some of that red stuff. Yum. I ate it. Glitch must've hogtied Dria and carried her away because she's not here. Maybe Dria is in Groddle Meadow? There's always food there. I want to go too! But why can't I? Maybe the capture cooldown? Anyway, there's a bit of food now.
65th of Fever
Red stuff's gone. I'm huuuuunngrryyy.
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Posted 8 months ago by Sororia Rose | Permalink

### Replies

- aww poor piggy
  Dun dun what will happen next to the pig
  Posted 8 months ago by Santa Clause | Permalink
- Oooohh piggy live!
  Also, is red stuff what I think it is?
  Posted 8 months ago by Codex | Permalink
- D: Sad ending.
  Posted 8 months ago by SaSa Jack | Permalink
- Sad story. :/
  Posted 8 months ago by nekomaki | Permalink
- Boo hoo hoo.
  Posted 8 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 | Permalink
- That's depressing :( Nice story though ;)
  Posted 8 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom | Permalink
- Now I feel bad and I'm off to make sure my piggies aren't being neglected.
  Posted 8 months ago by Crrrystal | Permalink
- :'(
  Posted 8 months ago by Millie | Permalink
- And this is why I still visit my house in addition to my /home.
  I'd love to feed them all by hand, but there are so very very many.
  In such a small space.
  Posted 8 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- ;(
  *feeds every pig in backyard*
  Posted 8 months ago by Akane Tuna | Permalink
- more please:)
  Posted 8 months ago by Fly | Permalink
- That was perfect and hilarious! And then it was perfect and sad :( Well done.
  Posted 8 months ago by Aleph Zero | Permalink
- like!
  Posted 8 months ago by Murple | Permalink
- Piggy dies. The end.
  Posted 8 months ago by daniel5457 | Permalink
- Dria died, the red stuff was her dead body. Gross.
  Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS | Permalink
- Good story.
  Posted 8 months ago by Palindrome | Permalink
- Best story ever. I would love to read more Sororia Rose :)
  Posted 8 months ago by Sharmy Knope | Permalink
- Aww, good story *runs to check on piggies*
  Posted 8 months ago by Fernstream | Permalink
- i hope some people at the party tommorow feed the pigs outside.. i placed them for meat :)
  Posted 8 months ago by GiaTori | Permalink
- So creative! Wow.
  Posted 8 months ago by Thursday Soleil | Permalink
- Lol, this is super cute... and sad XD
  Posted 8 months ago by Omnika | Permalink
- :O
  Posted 8 months ago by muffin | Permalink
- wow poor piggy :(
  Posted 8 months ago by Misty Power | Permalink
- poor piggy :(
  Posted 7 months ago by Misty Power | Permalink
- This is awesome. It's like Poe and Lovecraft had a pig baby!
  Posted 7 months ago by Aviatrix | Permalink
- Such a sad story.
  Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh | Permalink
- Whenever I am filling the feeders and happen to have a berry bowl in my inventory I think of this story.
  Then I remember that they really love grain best.
  Posted 7 months ago by Treesa | Permalink
- I laughed, I cried and then petted all my piggies. Good storytelling!
  Posted 7 months ago by Ooola | Permalink
- Now I'm feeding my piggies mostly spinach & purple, I hope they enjoy it.
  Posted 7 months ago by nekomaki | Permalink