I sold my bog house because my skin was getting a little too moist and wrinkly, you know? I was going to move to Patchouli Preamble because I love the name, probably the 4200 block. But now that I'm househunting, I see that most of the houses there are empty!
Where can a girl find a nice quiet pretty place to call home and have some friendly neighbors who like hanging out, drinking cocktails and bouncing on rainbows?