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#### Show me your blarg, win a prize...NOW WITH A WINNER and PROBABLY NOT MUCH BLARG!

Edit: prize is listed below, maybe ill pick a second place winner too, but it wont be as much crap as what I made up, so there. Remember, the voices tell me to do this stuff so I dont get much of a choice.
For the next 2 weeks (till September 19, 2012) all you new folks level 17 and below can make up to 3 snapshots and post them in your profile.
The winner as determined by me will get a nice big bag of..stuff. Stuff that someone new might enjoy, and might not. Things that are of use for the users and useful Glitches. Maybe a shiny or two. Or three.
Show everyone of Ur what you think a blarg is and what it means to you. I expect competition to be so fierce that blood would spill. If we had any, but we dont. Ok I do, but its in a jar and I dont just show it to anyone. You have to be speshul.
Rules:
1) Level 17 and below - this is for lowbies/noobs. The prizes are things someone new can use.
2) You must post up to 3 links here in the thread in the SAME POST. I dont want to have to fly around and backtrack just to see that you posted upthread. One post only, and you can edit it up until the end, just to be fair. You never know when your best blarg will come flying out.
3) BLARGS ONLY, no frongs, glurts or anything else. Its pretty obvious what a blarg is and is not.
4) Have fun! If you dont have any fun you are immediately disqualified and get nothing good day sir.
5) There is no five....yet.
6) I JUST REMEMBERED - the 19th is TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. So PIRATE BLARGING might get bonus points. But it might not. BE CREATIVE. Or not.
Ok, maybe you read all that crap up above to get to the list of prizes, here goes:
1. A Big Bag O' Blarg - obviously, cuz you cant just hand this stuff out, it needs to come in a bag
Inside is:
1 - first series Cubi in a box
1 - second series Cubi in a box
1 - 5/5 Jar of EHSP powder
3 - diamonds
1 - High Class Hoe
1 - Super Scraper
1 - Irrigator 9000
1 - Ace of Spades
1 - Class Axe
1 - Fancy Pick
1 - Grand ol' Grinder
1 - Smelter
1 - Cauldron
1 - Tincturing kit
1 - Rare Spoiled Strawberry seed
1 - Rare Old Tree Poison Antidote 1/1
This will make a nice bunch of goodies for someone who is new or low level here, tools to get the various jobs done, and a couple of rare things not being made anymore.
All the entries look good so far but there are a couple more days to try it, so give it your best shot and blarg it up.

Posted 98 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink

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- Here's my first attempt at a blarg. I may add improved blargs later.
  EDIT: Added Blarg #2.
  http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVHR6OPKF83A1H/75003-15d4041834/
  http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVHR6OPKF83A1H/75169-f0f9119b55/
  Posted 98 days ago by Apophenia | Permalink
- Can i unlevel and blarg? For muffins?
  Posted 98 days ago by awesome sauce01 | Permalink
- no you cant unlevel, come on.....i ate all the muffins anyway
  *runs off with them*
  Posted 98 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- *cries in the corner*
  no peas for you.
  Posted 98 days ago by awesome sauce01 | Permalink
- ok. Who are you and what have you done with elf?
  P.s. No peas in paris
  Posted 98 days ago by natsumi | Permalink
- I support the elf. You're doing fine work, good sir. And here's a plate of onion rings on the house.
  Posted 98 days ago by Ayasta | Permalink
- no pepsi?
  ....
  Posted 98 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- @natsumi: I was wondering that very thing myself! [tosses a half-full/empty tin of pepsi to elf]
  Posted 98 days ago by Dahlia DreadNaught | Permalink
- I lost my blarg at band camp in the summer of '82.
  Posted 98 days ago by Sloppy Ketchup | Permalink
- It's for comments like that that I totally dig you, Sloppy!
  Posted 98 days ago by Poppy Fields | Permalink
- This one time, at band camp, I got Sloppy.
  --Me
  Posted 98 days ago by SchWM | Permalink
- I'll work on it.
  Posted 98 days ago by Sue Chef | Permalink
- Its too bad this is for newbies cause mine is AWESOME. And you will never get to see it.
  Posted 98 days ago by Papa Legba | Permalink
- Hey papa, show me your blarg and I'll show you mine. Elf won't know what he's missing out on. Muahaha
  Posted 98 days ago by awesome sauce01 | Permalink
- fabulous idea elf - but where's all the blarg?
  Posted 98 days ago by Arietty | Permalink
- I dunno..new folks are shy?
  Just blarg ppl....just blarg...
  (the prize is not bad, either...anyone who didnt try will be jealous and pissed off they didnt participate)
  Posted 98 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- I have all the blarg ever right now, but I'm too old to play.
  Posted 98 days ago by Feylin | Permalink
- Can higher-level players post blarg pics here with the caveat that we can't win any fabulous prizes?
  Posted 97 days ago by Sloppy Ketchup | Permalink
- ^^ What Sloppy said ^^
  Posted 97 days ago by Poppy Fields | Permalink
- Elf has told me that I'm allowed to run a blarg contest for over level 17's - but I have no fabulous prizes so would be bragging rights only
  Heading to bed now so will think about it tomorrow maybe
  Posted 97 days ago by Arietty | Permalink
- Getting drunk with blarg..
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVS4U...
  Climbing from tree to tree with blarg style.
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVS4U...
  Edit:
  Frog got game. and a touch of blarg.
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVS4U...
  Posted 97 days ago by Il-re | Permalink
- come on newbies - show us your blarg!
  Posted 97 days ago by Arietty | Permalink
- www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVN8R...
  Fuck the police
  Last Edit :
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVN8R...
  One Blarggy way of scarying the shit out of some innocent adventurer.
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVN8R...
  That feeling of being special sometimes
  Posted 97 days ago by LN FRIDFROME | Permalink
- Subway is my favoritest thus far. I'm enjoying this.
  Posted 96 days ago by Miss Liz Lemon | Permalink
- http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVTV37I1H830HH/76589-16192946cb/
  Storytime with blargh!
  http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVTV37I1H830HH/76557-9fe0e97bdc/
  Blarging for history!
  Posted 96 days ago by Lady Indigo | Permalink
- Elf, are you going to eat and/or drink the pony? I can't know what kind to send you if I don't know what you're going to do with it, and you did list it with a bunch of food/drink things.
  Posted 96 days ago by Magic Monkey | Permalink
- http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PIFH10COV463BUU/77334-4f02385501/
  http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PIFH10COV463BUU/77605-4dc19d27c6/
  :-)
  Posted 95 days ago by Lunaa Lovegood | Permalink
- Well I never knew I was a bit of a blarger but took this a few days ago, thought I 'd add it- http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PIFRF0F9GA631KJ/74899-2ae040c1cf/
  Posted 95 days ago by Pongo Pygmaeus | Permalink
- I'm a photographer, so I hope it shows in my snaps:
  lem.to/p/nPvB
  lem.to/p/BmVN
  lem.to/p/O9gk (one of my favourites)
  Also I have a few signature snaps that I love:
  lem.to/p/DA1v (one of my first snaps when I did not have any filters yet)
  lem.to/p/xvJW (I took a very, very long time to get this right)
  lem.to/p/jZsF
  All the snaps were taken when I was below 17, but I'm over that now. I just wanted to share some of my nicest snaps.
  Posted 95 days ago by Contrivance | Permalink
- bumping
  Posted 94 days ago by Arietty | Permalink
- Some blargish snaps:
  Avian blarg
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV6P1...
  Some Blargsploration
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV6P1...
  Mini-blarg
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV6P1...
  Posted 94 days ago by YinYang | Permalink
- ok some fine examples but we still need more new folks to post a blarg or two
  remember, the 19th is also talk like a pirate day (look it up, it is) so you can dress like a pirate and stuff
  and talk like one
  arr me maties ye can post a blarg and be the envy of everyone of Ur, ya swab
  or something
  Posted 92 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- So I'm not level 17...it was just such an awesome concept I had to snap one anyway...but the dang chicken ate it.
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVRESL85SE2FP5/80086-dfb36d4fdd/
  Posted 92 days ago by Jynnan Tonnyx | Permalink
- ok one more week and this is over, so get blargin'
  dont blard, either..i can tell the difference....you cant fool me...much..
  Posted 92 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- only a few more days left folks, so post some pix, win a prize (maybe)
  ive been digging up some nice things to hand out, and making a few things too. i do make things from time to time, you know. no, i really do.
  no, really.
  Posted 89 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- I wish I could compete in the blarging photo-play and I wish I could vote for blargtasticness!
  Posted 89 days ago by Minkey | Permalink
- I'm not level 17 or below, but this is the blargiest of blargs, if I do say so myself.
  http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVQMCE3D9D2K8E/84559-03db6878ab/
  No prize needed. The blarg was satisfaction enough. Thank you, thank you very moich.
  Posted 87 days ago by Dr. Babycat | Permalink
- now *thats* a nice blarg, Dr.
  Posted 87 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- Also not level 17, so ineligible for prizes, but couldn't resist an opportunity for a bit of blarging.
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV78N...
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV78N...
  Posted 87 days ago by Cryptic Ellipsis | Permalink
- thems some nice blargs, Cryptic, esp with lots of food *teaclap*
  Posted 86 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- ok one more day and then this ends sometime tomorrow evening so just a little time left
  Posted 85 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- I just saw this.... only been playing about 11 hours. Wish I had a camera and the time to get some snaps... #sigh. Maybe next time.
  Posted 85 days ago by Harvey Donnager | Permalink
- You're too awesome, elf. Not only was this the most amusing post Ive read in quite a while, but you'll make some new person very happy when they win your bag of stuff.
  Posted 85 days ago by Serenity's Mommy | Permalink
- Harvey there is still time, dont give up now...you have about 24 hours till its over...
  Posted 85 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- Elf,
  Ok, I will give it a try.
  Are screenshots ok? Or do I need a camera?
  (The only camera thing I saw was a card but I couldn't afford it at the time.)
  Posted 85 days ago by Harvey Donnager | Permalink
- Ok, I got a camera card. :]
  Here they are:
  Giant carrot guy can't tell jokes.
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV8RO...
  CHICKEN BRAWL!
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV8RO...
  You want to give me how much for my wood?!?
  www.glitch.com/snaps/PUV8RO...
  Thanks for the encouragement elf!
  Posted 85 days ago by Harvey Donnager | Permalink
- Just what we needed ... more Blarg!!! Great idea and super handy gift bag, elf.
  Good luck everyone!
  Posted 84 days ago by Ooola | Permalink
- yes but no blarg IN the bag....i ate it all already
  have to find your own!
  Posted 84 days ago by ☣ elf ☣ | Permalink
- It's talk like a pirate day... does 'blarrrgggghhhh, ye maties', count? You know, just for today?? Inquiring minds must know!
  Posted 84 days ago by Dr. Babycat | Permalink
- [tries to pass off a blard]
  http://www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVIJILB95D21G5/78131-0575e1289a/
  [walks away whistling]
  Posted 84 days ago by Mithax | Permalink

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