First told by Fanng on a dark night, by the light of the full moon...
There is a legend of a poor abandoned piggy in the depths of Hell. This little piggy only wished he could go to market!
Our story begins in Coffee Snob's house. Coffee is busily searching the auctions for the absolute best deals on EVERYTHING, when she stumbles upon a deal for a hog-tied piggy that is too good to pass up. As she clicks the 'confirm purchase' button, she does not know how doing this will change this little piggy's very destiny!!
Fanng and Coffee are just hanging out, when they decide that sniffin' a little No-No won't hurt anyone. Fanng is showing KittKat Coffee's icons while Coffee is browsing the auctions. All of the sudden, Kitt is alone while Coffee and Fanng disappear. All that remains are a pair of headstones in the foyer.
In Hell, Coffee receives her auctions. This includes the little piggy. She is on "Piggy Escape" cool-down. As Fanng and Coffee wander the bowels of Hell, the little piggy escapes!!! *GASP* Poor little piggy is bored, so Fanng and Coffee try to recapture it, but they have ZERO energy! Piggy is not happy! Fanng, thinking that naming Piggy would make it happy comes up with "Hell Hog."
No dice! Hell Hog is really upset... And whiny, can u imagine?!
So having resolved to find a way to liberate the poor piggy who did nothing wrong from Hell, Coffee and Fang squish grapes like mad and leave Hell. But they have, as yet, been unsuccessful...
Isn't there someone who could please help this little guy out?! Isn't there some way to spring him from a life of eternal boredom because of Coffee and Fanng's inability to heed a warning?!
Please Obi-Wan Kenobi ~ You're our only hope!!