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#### Delivery Toad

So, we have delivery frog. He's light, small, wears a beanie, does yoga.
But we know we cannot ship a BAG of stuff through the mail system.
So, for lack of a better word, I'm proposing TDS (toad delivery service) -- It's slow, might take a day or so -- but it gets it there.
On the user end, here's what happens.
A toad the size of a small office building suddenly descends. Nearby chickens squawk. There might be a few crushed trees.
We have to leap to take delivery, for so huge is the Delivery Toad.
The good news is, the toad can transport bags of stuff.
Slowly. Inconveniently. Destructively. Inevitably.
And he wears a v. tiny beanie.
Upon delivery, he vomits out your bags.
You have seconds to grab them.
Then he leaps away, crushing more things in his wake.
I really need to switch to decaf.
~CTP

Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink

### Replies

- This cracks me up. I recommend immediate implementation!
  Posted 13 months ago by Pascale | Permalink
- Brilliant.
  Posted 13 months ago by Osprey | Permalink
- Aw! Thanks fellas, and or ladies!
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- I think a problem with sending bags of stuff through the mail is that people will find ways to use the mail system as a storage device.
  Posted 13 months ago by WalruZ | Permalink
- HAahahaha this is great. XD
  I would love it too if he was all horned like the toad in Rango...
  http://images.wikia.com/rangouk/images/3/3f/Rango_Waffles_(Small).jpg
  :: loves ::
  ^_^
  Posted 13 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ | Permalink
- @WalruZ -- Would making the Toad expensive ameliorate your concern?
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- love it ; )
  hate to send 5 letters cause i want to gift a friend with some snacks and drink and purple flowers ;)
  but when u say toad all i can think of Mr.Toad's Wild Ride. .... maybe i need more sleep ... ??
  Posted 13 months ago by serenitycat | Permalink
- Fabulous! Would love to see this (or something similarly toady) implemented...like, NAO!!
  Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught | Permalink
- ...and, in all honesty? Eff the decaf...it's the buzz that makes brilliance!
  Posted 13 months ago by Dahlia DreadNaught | Permalink
- Thanks for the love, you guys.
  Just came to me.
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- I think this would be especially awesome in places like Neva Neva.
  Make way, make way for the Delivery Toad!
  Posted 13 months ago by Lupicek | Permalink
- <Thump>
  <Ribbit>
  <Muffled screaming>
  <BUUUUUURP!>
  <Leap!>
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink