So I was reading the forum "Be My Glitchy Valentine" by Theremina Lute when I noticed Kookaburra's comment here: www.glitch.com/forum/genera...
So I wrote new Glitchy song lyrics about the Rube. It's called "I've Been Trading Things All Morning" and it's to the tune of "I've Been Working On the Railroad." Hope you enjoy it.
I've been trading things all morning
All the livelong day
I've been trading things all morning
Just to give some stuff away
Can't you hear the Glitchen yelling,
"I do not want your trade!"
I just look at them and smile
And give them lemonade!
I've been trading Glitchen
I've been trading Glitchen
I've been trading Glitchen all day long
I've been trading Glitchen
I've been trading Glitchen
That is why I sing this song.
Sometimes I will give them an rare Doll
All I want is one of their meat
Other times I'll give them a bean and
All my trades can't be beat!
Fee Fi Fiddly-y o
I don't know why all the Glitchen hate me so
Fee Fi Fiddly-y o
I'm the best trader, yes you know!