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a big horkin' beard for my glitch

if anybody's listening,  I'd like for my glitch to sport a big scraggly hermit beard.

Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • maybe with a canary at the bottom.
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • could have some kind of whiskery curlicue at its tip, or a forked twirly-bit
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • if some sticks or twigs got stuck up in its tangles, or a little bit of cheese fell stuck out the side, it would be okay
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • even a cowrie bead, a few tinkly sleigh-bells, or a slide whistle for emergency occasions
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • a little transistor radio beltin' out todd rundgren or something
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wasn't going to post cause it looks like you're well on your way here, but I think beards are a necessity.
    Posted 16 months ago by Skwid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL!

    Me too, I want one too!

    <3 you, Dr. B.

    ps: what is "horkin"?
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "magisterial," that's what they'd say when they saw me coming.  that or "rasputin."
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Me three.  Beards for everyone!

    Also, not to hijack your thread or anything, but moustaches would be swell. 
    Posted 16 months ago by glum pudding Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The canary makes me think of massive French wigs with canaries inside them.  That would be good too.  With the horkin' beard even.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Already been some demand over in the Ideas forum.
    Posted 16 months ago by Violet Lapin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Horkin = big-assed

    I picture an episode of the Family Guy, where Peter has birds nesting in his beard.  And then of course I flip to 'Bird is the word'  Check it out.
    Posted 16 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • good thinkin' Nanookie.  I'd belt a canary-stuffed purple pompadour half the size of gay Paree on my scalp and break croissants with Charles de Gaulle until les vaches came home.
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can be a snuff sniffin' Flaneur with me.  Then we can start a hairy street gang that just stands around chatting about kicking peoples' keisters and admiring each other's birds.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nanookie, look at her butt! It's so BIG!

    ETA you're right, I confused the kicking and the admiring in my head. Sometimes Sir Mixalot just takes over. Ya know?!
    Posted 16 months ago by Skwid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Um, admiring each other's BIRDS, not BUTTS.  Although I can admire butts too.  We'll stand next to a ladder.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I support this motion for beards!  There have been more sightings of bigfoot in the last 7 years than there have been of me without facial hair... go beards!
    Posted 16 months ago by Cole Frehlen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Beards - a must have! I would request a pastel braided version for the ladies of course, we like to look our best wherever possible
    Posted 16 months ago by Morticia Addams Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes, yes, lady beards are essential.  I've always felt they're underrepresented on the beardo front. 
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes! I'd love an attachable beard for when I'm down minin' underground.
    Posted 16 months ago by shipwreck Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LMAO....Oh thanks for this thread - more power to whackiness I say!  Horkin' Beards could  give us extra inventory space:-)
    Posted 16 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Good idea! 

    And Tin Foil Hats! All you ever wanted to know right here: http://zapatopi.net/afdb/
    Posted 16 months ago by Widdershins Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ROFL  OMG the tin foil hats......off we go!
    Posted 16 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I did research and the Internet told me that "horkin" is about having sex with Bjork.  

    Er...as well as meaning huge. Assed.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +beards
    can I also put a request in for handlebar mustaches?
    Posted 16 months ago by curiousfae Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have never horked, but I've never tried.  Unless we're talking about that thing where you cough and a weird little white ball comes up, because that's happened a few times. I call it tonsil cheese, and I think it would be a great addition to a FANCY CHEESE PLATE.  

    'Consider'
    'Caress'
    'Contemplate'
    'Hork'
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ten thousand times yes.
    Posted 16 months ago by Capablanca Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Give us any facial hair! It's a necessity, seriously.

    Here's some EXAMPLES of facial hair types to help hehe.
    Posted 16 months ago by c0mad0r Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1

    Beard <3
    Posted 16 months ago by Waffle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think facial hair is a must-wear for Talk Like a Pirate Day.  If we have it. :P
    Posted 16 months ago by Lelu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Lelu Arr!
    Posted 16 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i want a beard!!!
    Posted 16 months ago by roderick ordonez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • not having a beard option is anti-hirsutist surely. In the interests of equality and non-discrimination, bears should be an option.

    p.s. This does not mean that those with long gnome-like beards in danger of turning into cousin-it should be allowed to store items concealed within it like extra bag storage-slots.
    Posted 16 months ago by Twoodle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There is a certain ladies hairdo that makes ladies look like they have goatees.  Maybe they could create a new, more masculine do that includes that goatee.
    Posted 16 months ago by Brib Annie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My chin is cold.
    Posted 16 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I look like a 12-year-old.
    Posted 16 months ago by Waffle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • mustache already!
    Posted 15 months ago by Grenadina Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so i just happened to see doctor barf in the miney lands and i gotta say that his chin looked mighty chilly. and then i discovered that this thread was not locked!  whaddaya know...
    Posted 14 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • YES!
    Posted 14 months ago by Ambrosius Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We must keep it alive.
    Posted 14 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • needz moar beerd!

    For real though.  I'd like my glitch to have a beard as nice as mine IRL.  I don't like my avatar having a naked face being that he's my online representation of myself.
    Posted 14 months ago by zeroDOTjon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes... bring on the beards! 
    Posted 14 months ago by Cecily Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i'm suffering significant ingrowth of hair from repressing my natural beardish tendencies. yesterday i felt some whiskers start poking around my tonsils.

    in the meantime, i'd like to propose jack lalane/andy rooney/martin scorcese eyebrows as a way to sublimate my follicular urges in a productive direction
    Posted 14 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i'm suffering significant ingrowth of hair from repressing my natural beardish tendencies. yesterday i felt some whiskers start poking around my tonsils.

    in the meantime, i'd like to propose jack lalane/andy rooney/martin scorcese eyebrows as a way to sublimate my follicular urges productively
    Posted 14 months ago by Doctor Barf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yes please to beards. I also want my Glitch to have chest hair for his Humbaba medallion!
    Posted 14 months ago by Geezereth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • geezereth, you are in luck - chest hair is already yours for the taking, and available in different colors at that!
    Posted 14 months ago by katlazam Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I endorse this thread.
    Posted 14 months ago by Diamondus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mustaches! And cat whiskers!

    I believe chest hair is already available, Geezereth :)
    Posted 14 months ago by BlackPads Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Chest IS available katlazam & Blackpads?! OMG I must take my clothes off more often lol
    Posted 14 months ago by Geezereth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lads! Chest hair is NOT available, I'm now walking around looking like Iggy Pop. Which actually is alright! :)
    Posted 14 months ago by Geezereth Subscriber! | Permalink
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