Dear TS, we (that is the royal we) have been very impressed with all manner of headgear on offer in the wardrobe. We even have a few particularly stylish hats for when we are feeling jaunty. However, what we lack is a proper piece of finery for those fancy state occasions; you know, like when we are balancing cheese on things, or racing our most expensive cubimals. Some events just call for a crown! And anyway, what is an empress without her crown? A sad empress, TS. A very sad empress. :( In order to keep us happy, we need some sparkly, spangly bits of finery that will say to all, "Behold, THIS is an empress". On the other hand, it maybe doesn't need to talk, but we think it should probably still sparkle. So TS, may we have crowns?
Or just one crown?
Okay, a crown might be a lot, so what about a tiara?
Maybe a diadem?
Fine, fine, TS. We will settle for a circlet.