So...Saraphim is awesome! Just sent me this mail... Hilarious!
$$$ CHEAP RX AVAILABLE NOW $$$
MAIL ORDER PURPLE FLOWERS, HAIRBALL FLOWERS, NO-NO POWDER
FULLY LEGAL* PRESCRIPTIONS** FROM REAL DOCTORS***
TROUBLE PLEASURING YOUR GLITCH GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND/FRIEND-OF-VARIABLE-OR-UNDISCLOSED-OR-UNDEFINED-GENDER? WORRY NO LONGER WITH ALL NATURAL RUBEWEED ENHANCEMENTS.
$$$ CHEAP AND LEGAL* $$$
CALL NOW
* May not be as legal as advertised.
** Prescriptions may be scrawled on bar napkins in crayon.
*** May not be a doctor. Possibly just a piggy we refer to as Doctor Piggles who signs prescriptions (see above) with his foot and actually truth be told it is pretty adorable.