Is your Ayn Rand doll languishing at /home, lonely and bored because you never pull her string anymore? Aren't you tired of that reproachful look she gives you from thr sofa? Free your dolly from her malaise; sell her to me! You will get the smug sense of satisfaction that only a very large pile of currants can bring, and I will have adopted my glitchy hearts' desire! Let us do business!