First:
My cat usually climbs on my desk, then goes to the righ armwrest of my (ikea SKRUVSTA) chair, walks around on the back, while keeping his balance by occasionally putting his right front and backpaw against my back. Then he comes to the left and either then crawls on my lap or just walks onto the desk again to sit between me and my keyboard. Preferably ON my keyboard.
He's old, 21ish.
Sometimes he looses his balance.
And seeks support in my back.
Auch. Usually.
But this time:
AAAAAAAAUWWWW.
Couldn't do that out loud here, people sleeping.
I think it's time we trim his nails a bit again, they are extremely sharp again!
And even if that wasn't enough, as I was typing, he came and sat on the desk with his front paws on the arrow keys (luckily they don't affect the typing now) his left backpaw on the left of my right arm, his right backpaw on the right of my right arm, and then he sat down with his STINKING BUTT ON MY ARM!
Ew I smell.
Shower, then bed.
He'll join me there, miauwing untill I let him under the sheets, where he snoggles up besides me. I tried unlearning this, but then I get no sleep, so I give in.
Sigh.
Cats are pure evil, they are so evil that you even make them forgive everything because of their apparent cuteness!
Take a look at these comics, they are soooo spot on:
Simon's cat: www.simonscat.com/Films/Cat...
catversushuman: catversushuman.blogspot.com/
Goodnight all.