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Ur pollution is bad..

When I make metal things with the machine, smoke comes out.  Its bad for Ur.  We need the greener technologies.  I breathe it and get all sick.  Kaf kaf kaf kafffff kaf kaf kaffff.

It makes it difficult to enjoy my cigars, which I smoke two at once.

Anyways, why is it that the metal machine wont let me do anything else while its doing its metal-ly thing, yet the still (the NOISY still, hint hint kaf kaf *mute button for it*) lets me do other stuff while its distilling.

At least it does not cough up rancid smoke all over my house, since my stills are on the second floor of the fabulous Elf Mansion.  Maybe its the fourth floor, I am not sure.  Its somewhere.

So, the machinery should be a little more automated, I would not mind being able to convert ingots to feed the machine while the machine is going.

I need burritos.  And send me your currants, donations are good.

Moose loves you.

Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Dear Sir, that ain't no cigar.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It says it is.   But then it becomes gum after I smoke it.
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I do agree with your main point about machines- it's sort if like sitting in front of the dryer for 45 minutes.... which I only do because some dude with two cigars keeps stealing my socks.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sloppy Ketchup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the moose needs those, so pls donate socks
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wait.
    We have socks?
    Posted 7 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yep.
    Posted 7 months ago by Daffy Lurksalot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Im popular so i get gifts of socks all the time.  Cuz its all about ME ME ME.

    And there is nothing anyone can do about it..MUHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!

    GTG...more socks just arrived! <3
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • When I was a little kid, I decided to really smoke a bubblegum cigar. The result was not pretty or delightful and I got in trouble.
    Posted 7 months ago by Crrrystal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, Crrrystal, that is what they are for!!
    To get kids in trouble. ;-)
    Posted 7 months ago by Cassandria Subscriber! | Permalink