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Closed Sign Destruction Party

Dear TS:

This sign has haunted us. Mocked, teased and taunted us. I humbly request that, upon 24/7 openage, it be hung in a prominent place in Ur for us to exact our revenge (via pokes, prods, splanks, poops).

Expel it from whatever dark, damp place in which it hides so that it may face justice...one tiny fist at a time.

Sincerely (yet full of sign-directed rage),

Joe Blow

Posted 15 months ago by Joe Blow Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • do you think tiny speck will sell the closed sign on e-bay when the game goes 23/7 (like 24/7 except you get a lunch break) - perhpas they could also sell the "@isglitchopen" thingy too.....
    Posted 15 months ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hehehehe Joe said poops....man I turn into a 5 yr old when I get to this place...not at all the young lady my Mom wanted...(like that'll ever happen....)
    Posted 15 months ago by SookieYaki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want to see it in hell. Maybe stomp on it a bit every time I die. See how its letters disappear pixel by pixel and its background slowly darkens in each of the R, G and B scales.
    Posted 15 months ago by Ximenez Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's what they should give testers at launch, the closed sign.  (tho the game will still close periodically for maintenance)
    Posted 15 months ago by Tingly Claus Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like this post!
    Posted 15 months ago by ☠ lala512 ☠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey, this is one of the greatest ideas, i´ve come across so far! Joe Blow, i am fully supporting this idea, even if it means i have to recreate the singpost for a high quality high resolution print version for each of us to revenge at home !!!
    Posted 15 months ago by StevenSoul Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hahahahahah! This post is awesome
    Posted 15 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm in..lets splank it!! - btw  ...SookieYaki..So do I lol...( Turn into a five year old that is LOL ) :D x 
    Posted 15 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Have it as an option for your house. Hang it on the door to indicate you're not there... :-)
    Posted 15 months ago by Thrud Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i love that idea thrud
    Posted 15 months ago by Loupin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +a billion Joe!
    Posted 15 months ago by Piece of Serenity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think they should sell the signs as an item. We buy them and have options to "Smash" and it turns into a random number of planks or "Burn" and it just makes a pretty little bonfire and then goes *poof* :)
    Posted 15 months ago by Ebil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ahh, the irony of the closed sign going *poof* - it makes me giggle inside :)
    Posted 15 months ago by fadingfastx3 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LMAO i love this idea !!

    + a gagillion mmkay
    Posted 15 months ago by Karma Subscriber! | Permalink
  • commemorative pieces of the smashed sign like the Berlin wall for your trophy cab!
    Posted 15 months ago by ClickBox Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I second/third/fourth/n-th this motion. I've got some real-world (what is that? a world without renewable & respawnable energy) friends that play Glitch, and we were planning on icing a modest sign-shaped cake and violently eating it with gusto.
    Posted 15 months ago by Venn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for all the above ideas!
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to everyone! I can't decide which idea I love best.

    Although since it's an icon that will only really make sense to beta testers, the idea of it becoming an item only for beta testers has a poetic sort of appeal. Having it stompable in hell simply has the appeal of poetic justice! 

    And then all of the beta testers made sure to die with regularity, simply to visit the sign and metaphorically spit on everything it came to represent. :'D
    Posted 15 months ago by Haiku Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Maybe there should be a beta tester museum. With the sign in it in a stomping room.
    Stomping gives +150 Mood -2 Energy
    Posted 15 months ago by Paxton Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It should be put in a hall of beta where only beta players can access it.
    Posted 15 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Beta tester museum ftw :-)
    Posted 15 months ago by KrisModem Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Paxton - You were 6 minutes faster than me. :D

    ETA: I don't think a beta museum should be restricted to just beta testers; we were here for it!

    Also, pulling this specific idea off into the Ideas forum!
    Posted 15 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Come on, sign!
    Go away!
    Posted 15 months ago by B.Kind Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The sign needs to be shamed in the most public of ways.

    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it."
    Posted 15 months ago by Joe Blow Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i want to see it explode.
    Posted 15 months ago by flask Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @venn, hooray for violent eating!
    Posted 15 months ago by Varekai Subscriber! | Permalink
  • To the currantly closed sign

    Oh thou infamous scurge of all Glitchen, you stand before us and blight our sight with your crimson and white profanity.Thou short and stocky wooden hearted barrier, how I loathe thee, would that you ever showed pity and relented to our plaintive pleas to open, but nay, thou darkened your ebony heart and relented not and now on the very eve of triumph you woulds still bar our way oh scandelous knot lets us have at you with eggs and plop let us burn your rotten hardwood to ruination, murder you in cold resin and then, pour on reserection oil and do it all again.
    Posted 15 months ago by Faereluth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *standing ovation*
    Posted 15 months ago by Piece of Serenity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bravo bravo Fae!
    Posted 15 months ago by MisAdventure Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +100 Fae
    Posted 15 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 billion

    I completely agree! Hell would be an excellent place for it, maybe with a special action that lets us do something silly with it? (I can't think of anything offhand that isn't horribly crude... I'll have to give this some thought.)
    Posted 15 months ago by Emerena Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wish the termites in the closed sign would eat it a bit faster
    Posted 15 months ago by Artilect Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Love the idea of seeing the Closed sign in hell!! LOL!! +10000000
    Posted 15 months ago by Morticia Addams Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That sign has lowered my immune system and made me sick! *Sneezes repeatedly*
    Posted 15 months ago by Reni's Mum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The red is burning my eyes.
    Posted 15 months ago by Eye Wonder Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Show yourself sign!!! Chicken!
    Posted 15 months ago by Joe Blow Subscriber! | Permalink