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#### All I Want for Glitchmas (with apologies to Ms. Carey)

inspired by my crusade for fertilizer, lack of sleep, and Lord Bacon-o's DIAB parody
I don't want a lot for Glitchmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Glitchmas tree
I just need some more guano
To make my herbs grow and grow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Glitchmas
Is poo
I don't want a lot for Glitchmas
There is just one thing I need
And I don't care about rare dollies
Underneath the Glitchmas tree
I don't need to find a cubi
Rares that cost me lots of dough
HSP won't make me happy
Or eleven icons in a row
I just need some more guano
To make my herbs grow and grow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Glitchmas
Is poo
Poo, baby
Oh I won't ask for much this Glitchmas
I won't even wish it snowed
I’ll keep on feeding batterflies
Until they drop a 3-stack load
I won't make a list and post it
To the Forums and keep it bumped
I’ll just keep on making food
To feed those batties ‘til they dump
'Cause I just want my herbs tonight
So I have got to expedite
What more can I do?
Baby all I want for Glitchmas is poo
Poo
Oh all the lights are shining
Outside everywhere
But I just can’t see it
I’m in a cave again somewhere
And everyone is clapping
I hear those batties flapping
Santa won't you bring me what I really need?
Won't you please bring my guano to me?
Oh I don't want a lot for Glitchmas
No Awesome Stew or Veggie Juice
I just want to see those batties
Drop a heaving, sighing deuce
I just need some more guano
To make my herbs grow and grow
Make my wish come true
All I want for Glitchmas
Is poo

Posted 12 months ago by Delyth | Permalink

### Replies

- OMGiants. This needs to be recorded and piped into all of the Glitchy shopping malls this holiday season.
  Wonderful. I mean it.
  Posted 12 months ago by Kookaburra | Permalink
- +1 May your Wish come true!
  Posted 12 months ago by Brib Annie | Permalink
- ROFLMBO!
  Guano,the new Gold. =)
  Posted 12 months ago by ~Scilly~ | Permalink
- No coal for you, just poo!
  Posted 12 months ago by eggplant | Permalink
- XD I think we should all send her a stack of guano XD
  Posted 12 months ago by The Rook | Permalink
- Someone needs to do a version of "The Glitchmas Shoes" now.
  Posted 12 months ago by Lord Bacon-o | Permalink
- <giggles> Give that person some poo!
  Posted 12 months ago by Casombra Amberrose | Permalink
- Rook, I'm down with that. This would be the first time I'd gladly take a lot of sh*t for a post. ;)
  Posted 12 months ago by Delyth | Permalink
- Delyth, I think I love you
  Posted 12 months ago by chilirlw | Permalink
- *applause* :D
  Posted 12 months ago by PANsy | Permalink
- It's funny, because I ran a small little currant giveaway for people who sent me mail earlier :P 5th 9th 13th and 17th senders got money. The consolation prize was poo :P Seemed fun :P
  Posted 12 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom | Permalink
- That's halarious! Nice job!
  Posted 12 months ago by Sweet Stuff Ng | Permalink
- Awesome!!!
  Posted 12 months ago by Hen vla Ham | Permalink
- *cheer*
  Posted 12 months ago by Lorikeet | Permalink
- Absolutely priceless! Merry Glitchmas!
  Posted 12 months ago by Zin | Permalink
- LOL. Nicely done.
  Posted 12 months ago by ✰ Lorelei ✰ | Permalink
- Wow great song, very funny and creatively done! Would you be willing to let my caroling group sing it at the Trader Glitches Farmers Market tonight? I'll be sure to credit you properly through chat and a dropped note. :)
  Posted 12 months ago by Umi | Permalink
- Aww, definitely, Umi! How cute, a caroling group. :-)
  Thank you!
  Posted 12 months ago by Delyth | Permalink
- Sweet! If you happen to be online tonight, we'll be performing it at around 8 PM EST at Konemaen Jaunt. Everyone is invited!
  Posted 12 months ago by Umi | Permalink