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Old Sayings of Wisdom from The Book of Giants

"A butterfly can be milked only once a day, but you may squeeze a chicken as much as you wish."

"Eggs grow on trees, but only in darkness."

"Many scrapers make many barnacles."

"A watched rock never regenerates."

"A Glitch is only has effective as the size of its sacks."

Posted 20 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Darkness falls across the land
    The Rook attack is close at hand
    Jujus crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize y'all's neighborhood.
    Posted 15 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "The check is on the frog."
    Posted 15 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Patience is a virtue...and a virtuous beta tester is hard to find.
    A glitchen with a cubimal addiction and his currants are soon parted.
    A journey of a thousand streets begins with one glitchy step (or leap if you are going for a badge).
    A glitchen is known by the groups he belongs to.
    All's fair in random kindness and rook attacks.
    One small step for glitches, one giant leap for glitch-kind (with spinach, of course).
    An apple a day is really good way to get a buff.
    Don't cast your moonstones before piggies.
    Don't count your chickens before they are squeezed (or is it squoozed?).
    If God had meant for us to fly, He'd have given us spinach.
    Beware the sayings of the gnome.
    It ain't over until Goodnight Groddle plays.
    Glitchens do not live by sammiches alone.
    It is darkest just before the pickle teleports you.
    Allspice is the variety of life (oh, wait...I've heard that before)
    There's more than one way to earn a currant.
    Posted 15 months ago by b3achy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • May all your friends be hydrophiles. Then at least you'll know they're clean.
    I hope you'll find yourself knee deep in guano.

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    Go to Hell.
    Go directly to Hell.
    Do not pass Go.
    Do not collect 200 currants.
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    Posted 15 months ago by Zeezee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Take yoga lessons from the mail frog...
    Posted 15 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The early butterfly gets the massage.
    The Glitch who never risks sniffing the poop never gets the seeds.
    If you can't take the nostalgia, get out of the ancestral lands.
    Posted 15 months ago by Ooloi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What happens in Ur stays in Ur.
    Posted 15 months ago by OkHappy? Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A piggy in the house is worth two hog-tied piggies in the bag.
    Posted 15 months ago by Ooloi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • the skills you learn mean more then one thing...
    Posted 15 months ago by GiaTori Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You can't teach an old Glitch new tricks. Wait. Actually you can, it just takes longer and longer.
    Posted 15 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tread lightly upon the Ur.  Unless you can leviate, in which case, tread lightly upon the air.
    Posted 15 months ago by Varekai Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The only things Glitches have to fear, are rooks themselves. :) 

    Oh, well that wasn't very witty at all. :P
    Posted 15 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • One Glitch's plop is another Glitch's crops.
    Posted 15 months ago by Lord Bacon-o Subscriber! | Permalink
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