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Bad Jokes

I have suggested that everyone dresses in bad taste colour clash clothes for the next upcoming test - and in honour of bad taste (with decency of course) I thought I would share a bad joke i heard today.  I think we should all laugh more as Beta wont be around for ever and we should embrace the moment.  Love and light to you all!

A chicken is sitting in a pub
 and James Bond walks in
 and the chicken says "who are you?"
 and james Bond says "The name is bond"
 "James Bond"
 and then james bond turns to the chicken and says "what are you?"
 and the chicken says "the name is Ken"
 Chic-ken

Posted 18 months ago by Bob Apple Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Zany, you're 2 for 2 on spit takes from me!
    Posted 18 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 for Zany,,,,oh I so like that one;)
    Posted 18 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Aw, thanks! I have a collection of jokes I've enjoyed over the years.  =)
    Perhaps they don't fit in a "bad jokes" thread? lol

    Here is another:

    Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" 
    His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the Postman wants to buy Mum."
    Posted 18 months ago by Zany Serendipity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love that joke Zany!!!!
    Posted 18 months ago by Bob Apple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ;) zany... you rock!  Umm do I know you?
    Posted 18 months ago by ♥joby♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Jobynana... know me personally? I doubt it. =)

    Oh, by the way, I'll participate in Bob's suggestion of a clashing outfit. I'm dressed and ready to go.

    Also, here is something I thought you all might enjoy:

    WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY--Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists... Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims.
    Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America !

    (note: I have nothing against Muslims in general - just the terrorists.)
    Posted 18 months ago by Zany Serendipity Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That's kinda terrible, Zany. =( I liked your other ones, though.
    Posted 18 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
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