Feeling glum...? Unloved...? Lacking the beautiful (or ugly) visage of the giants to gaze upon?
WELL GOOD SIR (and/or Ma'am ((and or tree))) WE HAVE A SOLUTION FOR YOU!
Come over to Marion's (Un)Holy Shrine to gaze upon the giants! Reflect upon your sexafragous sins! Ruminate on how awesometacular Marion is to boost your mood! Revere the giants (or the bowlegged bureaucrats) to regain lost energy, all for a low low price of 2,500 currants entry! (Not including a mandatory tithing to two of the giants. You perform the pilgrimage, you gotta donate to touch the relics!)
Benefits
-Gain 41-634 exp/mood/energy from performing the 3 R's. (Multiply that by 11 since there are 11 Icons!)
-Random Giant Love which can get you MORE Exp/Energy/Mood or even FAVOUR!!
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-See how awesome part of my house is.
-Will cure all diseases except syphilis, twitchy eye, and sleep apnea.
-Will become a very holy experience if you munched some purple flower.
Rules
-Pay up front at the door before I let you in.
-One person at a time
-Stay on the middle floor, no going to the top or bottom floor otherwise you get booted
-No picking up any of the items on the floor
-Re-entry on new days requires the admission fee again.
-Only allowed in when supervised
-Bathrooms are not available to Glitchens, hold your wee until you're outside. Also defecate on my neighbour's houses, not mine.
SO COME ON DOWN TO MARION'S HOUSE, HOME OF THE KITTEN MITTENS. I mean icons. No kitten mittens here. MOVE ALONG, SHOWS OVER. (Msg in game if you want in)
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Hear how much people enjoyed themselves with THESE stunning testimonials!
"Pure awesome. Went in crying. Went out laughing. Got over a thousand xp
-daniel5457
"That is fantastic! Thanks Marion...It was well worth the trip. Not only practical, but beautifully decorated as well. Nice touch! :-D"
-Poppy of Detwoit