I found a place called the lost floor and I was sure that I was the second person to find it, because there was only a note left by somebody else, no food, no objects, no animals. Only it was lonely so I told people in Global Chat about it only I said I wasn't gonna tell them where it was because finding things is so fun. Only they thought I meant the missing floor and they said, hey, did you know wheat comes from chickens? I told them it wasn't the missing floor, it was the lost floor, and then they said, hey, do you know there's a magic tool you can use to repair other tools? So finally I told them and they found it and dropped food and keys and musicblocks and soon there will be animals and looters and people claiming the floor as their own.
I found the lost floor but nobody believed me, so I told them, and now I wish I never found it.