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Where you can find foxes.

Make a time machine, and head into the near future of the R2 update, and then from there, explore Ur, or wait a few hours until Zog/Linneae/UXRoot etc update their apps, and then click on foxes, and you should be able get the necessary info the find them.

#stupidrumors

Posted 8 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Check!
    Posted 8 months ago by Mablem Tiipot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have done this, and found your directions to be immaculately correct!  Thank you, dear sir!
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sooooo, where were they Carl ;)? My time travelling machine is out of carrot juice. (It's only feasible power source.)
    Posted 8 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They are In The Future!(soon-to-be-TM)
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My time machine is in the shop, darn it!
    Posted 8 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, I just got back from the near future and I have some sad news to report.

    Because Foxes EAT Chickens, there are no more wild chickens in UR.

    Most of the regions are now overrun with the menace Foxes, who provide little but furniture stuffing for us.

    On the other hand, prices for hooch, and all things made from grain have now gone hyper-inflationary.  A single tortilla sells for around 50k currants.

    I came back to warn you in hopes that you can ask for a recount of the vote so that the gentle Alpaca can replace these carnivorous foxes.
     
    Posted 8 months ago by Mablem Tiipot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • GAH and my flux capacitor just went out!  FML  :(
    Posted 8 months ago by Juvia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I misread your instructions and made a thyme machine instead. didn't show me where the foxes are, but it gave me some sage advice
    Posted 8 months ago by bored no more Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rook, I seem to be having trouble following your directions.

    From what I can tell, there aren't any vendors selling time machines, and nobody can legally sell any at the auctions. So that led me to the conclusion that people must be engineering (read: bootlegging) them in their houses, much like hooch.

    This led me up and down the /home streets, wandering past houses of people I hadn't met yet, hearing all manner of clanks and toolworking behind the walls, but nobody would answer their doors. The best I got were shifty eyes through the closed blinds.

    I got a bit desperate. The only smuggler who didn't laugh and rob me on sight when I mentioned the words "time machine" said that he might be able to get a hold on one if I waited on the street. I waited so long without food or drink, and meditation only sustained me for a short while before I started hallucinating and accidentally radiating instead for nobody around me. It could have been 5 minutes, it could have been 6 minutes, I have no way of ever knowing how much of my Glitchenly life I waited for the outlaw to return.

    When he finally came back, the only one he found was on a time share. And I think I agreed to it, and may have only imagined the golden auburn colored fox peeking from behind the foliage at our transaction, but like I said I have no way of knowing for sure.

    My week with the time machine isn't till Eleventy, so I guess I'll be waiting a while. Oh well!
    Posted 8 months ago by That Kid Tyler Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @That Kid Tyler  This is the first time I have truly wished that the Glitch forums had a "like" button. 
    Posted 8 months ago by Merrylegs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rufus, I hope what you say is true.

    Moustaches for everybody!
    Posted 8 months ago by XD Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I totally agree with merrylegs. I want to like your comment and That Kid Tyler's comment!
    Posted 8 months ago by ☠ lala512 ☠ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What fun visions of the future!!
    Posted 8 months ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nicely done, Rook. And bored no more.

    I lol'd
    Posted 8 months ago by Stuv Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The Rube traded me a bean for my Time Machine. The offer was an offer you can't resist.
    Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dang it, I went back in time by mistake. I may have killed Hitler.
    Posted 8 months ago by Amloo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Foxes are actually already here.
    Posted 8 months ago by nekomaki Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Amloo: Excellent job shoving him in that closet...
    Posted 8 months ago by Maruchan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Foxes, where we're going, we don't need Foxes
    Posted 8 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • +1 to Taco. :)
    Posted 8 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :)
    Posted 8 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • <3
    Posted 8 months ago by Vicereine Linnæa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I knew I was missing an "n".
    Posted 8 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think the chickens may have eaten the foxes! Gulp!
    Posted 8 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The foxes are on the run, but listen for them screaming...
    Posted 8 months ago by OL. Der Dan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Once again you da man Rook!

    (who luvs ya?)
    Posted 8 months ago by Sir Mixalatte Subscriber! | Permalink