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The Giants are NOT REAL

There is no such things as giants. Stop donating. Instead, give away what you have.

Posted 14 months ago by Mupert Purdoch Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • But.........how will I get my cherished emblems??
    Posted 14 months ago by Poppy of Detwoit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But my skills!
    Posted 14 months ago by Effigy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • at least in 1 party zone we are all giants ;-)
    Posted 14 months ago by Artilect Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *gasp*

    *sob*
    Posted 14 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Plus, the giants talk to us when we donate. You can't explain THAT.
    Posted 14 months ago by Effigy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sure you can, its the same technology as the musicboxes, combined with the vending machine apparatus of the subway/game ticket machines!

    This is just speculation mind you, there is no way that there is a secret organization in control of Ur, nor would i have any actual information about such an organization, should such a one exist, which it doesn't, so just disregard this entire post!
    Posted 14 months ago by Mixtli Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I reject your reality and substitute Tiny Speck's!
    Posted 14 months ago by Piratice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What happens if I donate and give away what I have?
    Posted 14 months ago by ReverseG Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If we gave our stuff away, it would just get donated by the Glitchen we gave it to.
    Posted 14 months ago by Akhen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • if we gave all our stuff away it would feel like the final end of the world again
    Posted 14 months ago by Artilect Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lies! Trisor is real!! I see him every time I die.  Just go visit him, he is lonely and loves you.
    Posted 14 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But that was a lot of fun, wasn't it Artilect? :)
    Posted 14 months ago by Marla Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glitchen may worship as they will, but at the end of the road stands Him of the Giant Face. He will be waiting for you one day.
    Posted 14 months ago by Linar Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What is this 'real' of which you speak?
    Posted 14 months ago by Osprey Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh my giants! Extreme existential dread! My reality is shattered! Hyperventilation!!11!!1 eeek!
    Posted 14 months ago by madragoran Subscriber! | Permalink
  • BLASPHEMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    OFF WITH HIS/HER HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
    Posted 14 months ago by Sperkle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Of course the Giants are real. If they aren't, then who won the World Series last year? Ya burnt!
    Posted 14 months ago by Hero of the Beach Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i need to meet a giant
    Posted 14 months ago by Vest Wearer Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
    Posted 14 months ago by Locke Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Of course they're real! Tides come in, tides go out, never a miscommunication! How do you explain THAT, hmmm?
    Posted 14 months ago by TK-855 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But but but...then how does the shrine talk to me?
    Posted 14 months ago by shipwreck Subscriber! | Permalink
  • TK-855:  LOL oh that is gold.
    Posted 14 months ago by Poppy of Detwoit Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Crops go in, plops come out. You can't explain that.
    Posted 14 months ago by Oscar Wilde Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *brings out the scales and the duck
    Lets weigh Mupert Purdoch
    Posted 14 months ago by madragoran Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Dear giants,

    please let my crops grow faster and my piggies live longer and do not send me rooks.

    sigh and forgive to whom do not believe in you.

    your lowly follower Lilla My :D
    Posted 14 months ago by Lilla My Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Head Explodes*
    Posted 14 months ago by Yui Hirasawa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @madragoan: LOL! We shall use the largest scales!
    Posted 14 months ago by TK-855 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • What about the banana? It is the agiantist's nightmare! Perfectly formed from 5 cherries and exactly the right shape to be easily carried, consumed, and used as the object of innuendo. Explain that, Mr. Smartyglitch.
    Posted 14 months ago by Billy McBinky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And if life in Ur formed by random collisions of molecules, then a horrible Awesome Stew Monster should pop out of an Awesome Pot every so often ...
    Posted 14 months ago by TK-855 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Careful.  You will get unimagined!
    Posted 14 months ago by Lucille Ball Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Then what are we? Without the Giants, we would be nothing!
    Posted 14 months ago by Chemisie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No...no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
    Posted 14 months ago by Cupcake Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The giants exist. One of them lives in my trousers.
    Posted 14 months ago by balatik Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Balatik proves, conclusively, that the giants are creatures of pure imagination.
    Posted 14 months ago by Billy McBinky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pot provides.  Mupert Purdoch does not.
    Posted 14 months ago by Zippy Del-Pinhead Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL Billy McBinky :D
    Posted 14 months ago by Little Peach Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But then...who imagined the giants? :o
    Posted 14 months ago by Mizar Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm not saying it was Ancient Glitchians, but...

    Ancient Glitchians.
    Posted 14 months ago by girlthulhu Subscriber! | Permalink
  • WHAT.
    THEY DON'T EXIST?

    Then how do you explain the talking shrines? Or priming the shrines?
    OR ARE YOU SAYING A /TINY/ ORGANIZATION CONTROLS GLITCH?
    Posted 14 months ago by Palindrome Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Giants sure must exist...it would be illogical if they didn't...the main question is that perhaps a tiny organization imagined and is controlling the giants! Imagine if that was true! Glitches everywhere would go hysterical! 
    Posted 14 months ago by Mizar Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Who were the Ancient Glitchians? We have evidence of them but so little is left of them...
    Posted 14 months ago by Mizar Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Buns go in, sammiches come out. Can't explain that!
    Posted 14 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I prefer to believe in the giant stone dragon in Unnu Slight.
    Posted 14 months ago by indiewindi Subscriber! | Permalink