Butlers--can they please say what we tell them to?
Why can I give my butler something to say, but invariably she says a canned phrase from TS instead? I don't want to advertise Oppidan Avenue--I want my butler to say my message to welcome people to my street!
Yes! My butler confessed in shame that he's a paid advertiser for the Oppidian Avenue Locksmiths & Commerce Assoc. Riff Raff can't keep a secret. He tells me everything.