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The real problem with this game. I mean, seriously?!?!??

When I started a few months ago, man, I loved this game. It's open ended, allows tons of expression, has a lot of cool people, a great sense of humor, is still evolving, of course fun to play, etc., etc., etc. But really??? Come on!!! Every single day now! Today, I'm jumping down a random residential street, out of nowhere I hear some muted sniffling sound and turn around to see this!

Just a few minutes later, heading to play GoC at Adanac, mindlessly hopping along, and bam! Where the hell did he come from? I start trying to shake it off thinking this has to be a fluke, so I head to Cebarkul. Not even crowds are safe! And then this. And this. Even guides!

So, as I'm sure you could see already, it's butt sniffing. Rampant, shameless, mindless butt sniffing, with or without your permission (and believe you me, they did NOT have mine!). And, you will probably be horrified to find out, it starts all the way at the top. Have you no shame sir? Does that one eye of yours happen to be brown?

Somebody had to be brave enough to say something.

Sickos.

Posted 8 months ago by FyodorD Subscriber! | Permalink

Replies

  • I'll have you know I did not consent to have my face inserted into your butt :)

    Also, the fact that either your butt or Stoot's eye is demanding a tithe is rather disturbing.
    Posted 8 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • .... No comment.
    Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • actually Fy it seems more like you're into face sitting... ;)  Everyone just looks a bit too startled lol
    Posted 8 months ago by Roxypop Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Umm, that's totally staged on a ghost, I was not even on the street, and I didn't consent to that either! :/
    Posted 8 months ago by Varaeth Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Startled? I was positively shocked. Don't let the closed eyes fool you, I was totally traumatized by that event I was definitely cognizant of.
    Posted 8 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • All lies Var! I'm sure victims will come crawling out of the woodwork when they see how brave I've been!
    Posted 8 months ago by FyodorD Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i .  am.  dying.  over.  here.  !!!  LMAO
    Posted 8 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Also, the fact that either your butt or Stoot's eye is demanding a tithe is rather disturbing". ....lol@liza
    Posted 8 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I am feeling so left out here.
    Posted 8 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Fyo is just looking for a nice place to warm his buns. I'm sure he meant no harm. have you ever wandered pantless around Ur? Your bum gets so cold. It's nice to have someone's head to warm it.
    Posted 8 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think FyodorD wears that gas mask because he knows he'll be getting a face full of Glitchy (Grimssea?) bottom after a post like this.
    Posted 8 months ago by Aleph Zero Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Ha. Haaaaaa. This is great:) Face-sitting- its the new... Uh... {insert fad here}
    Posted 8 months ago by Fernstream Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nicely done!

    We really need to get some snap-based quests up and running.
    Posted 8 months ago by stoot barfield Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You liked it? :P
    Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The new planking perhaps?!
    Posted 8 months ago by Stormy Weather Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :D
    Posted 8 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Did Stoot just reply as none staff?....
    Posted 8 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • they only have the "Staff" thing when they are logged in from the office staff server.  The one with the foxes in it. You know, the one with the  pigeon sitting on it.
    Posted 8 months ago by Tibbi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mmmmkay . See this is where I use better judgement and self censor the bit I was going to post.
    Posted 8 months ago by Thursday Soleil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Teabagging, glitch style
    Posted 8 months ago by MarbhDamhsa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is an OUTRAGE!
    Posted 8 months ago by Rosty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You're absolutely right, FyodorD. And it's about time someone said something about this. I do believe it's possible that stoot may have been confused about WHERE that tithe should be inserted, but that's still no excuse.

    @Thursday Soleil -- posts like this just make me want to know even MORE what you were going to say!!  lol
    Posted 8 months ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hahahaha, Great thread.

    (stoot is seeing if you are all paying attention or not)
    Posted 8 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • * slow clap *
    Posted 8 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *locks door*
    Posted 8 months ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL.. Never saw that video clip before, Tibbi.. Pigeon poop can't be good for computers.  So did the pigeon exit trap work?  As for sniffing.. well ugh.. but maybe funny for some?  Guess it's a good thing Fy had that gas mask.. Personally, I'd rather smell the flowers in Greenvern Mend :)
    Posted 8 months ago by Joni Mitchell Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is very incriminating evidence here! No official statement from the top? Figures - the fat cats of Glitch laugh in our faces (er - butts) while butt-sniffers roam the streets of Ur sniffing-butts without shame!

    I cry out for justice!
    Posted 8 months ago by La Mariposa Subscriber! | Permalink
  • All they have done is stay in a spot and you jumped. Simple.
    Posted 8 months ago by Maxy Cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You should take those as compliments, not everyone's fanny is worthy of attracting so much attention.
    Posted 8 months ago by Spirit of Xanadhi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • whoa there dude. I know your type. The smelt it dealt it kind. if I could pull that in game *phew what a stench* face I would.
    I'm keeping your Butt well away from my pretty glitchy face I tell you. Its only washed in the very finest of jellysacks.
    Posted 8 months ago by jiva Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ha ha. I love how this is so controversial
    Posted 8 months ago by Ultra-Dynamic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like my butt sniffed.
    Posted 8 months ago by Electric Wizard Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Umm.... soooooo??
    Posted 8 months ago by daniel5457 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nice snaps Fy, made me LOL!

    Tibbi, thanks for posting that link, made me smile.
    I wonder if that pigeon thinks it's the Rook?!
    ..and that stick? Well, it looks like it may be a pigeon stick! =)
    Posted 8 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • no comment........ wait.......................... oh my......................that's it....................that's my comment..............................................
    Posted 8 months ago by Misty Power Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ROFL need I say more? only on glitch. :D
    Posted 8 months ago by Angelic Acid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nice to see a fun post instead of the whinny posts of someone took the crap I left on my street posts.  
    Posted 8 months ago by Durk Daring Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hummmm?  Looks to me more like you've been shoving your butt in people's faces!

    *makes mental note to run the other way if she sees FyodorD approaching*

    Mahaha~
    Posted 8 months ago by Genkicoll Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm STILL dyin' over here.  "teabagging glitch stylee"!!!  
    Posted 8 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • again, I ask, "where is the "like" button"?  'cause this is like, my favorite thread ever.
    Posted 8 months ago by scroobienoob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They don't get it, do they?!
    www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVQGG...
    www.glitch.com/snaps/PUVQGG...
    Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • They just won't stop!!!
    Posted 8 months ago by FyodorD Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I LOL'd!
    Posted 8 months ago by Kittn Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is getting serious.
    Posted 8 months ago by Aleph Zero Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I smelt something in Cebarkul.
    Posted 8 months ago by Carl Projectorinski Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Even these.
    Posted 8 months ago by Palindrome Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *face-desk*
    sick
    Posted 8 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Phhffft. Sickos have gotten insane.

    Bears are kissing my... buttocks.
    Posted 8 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm actually starting to miss this. And this. And even a little bit of this. And, well, you get it.
    Posted 7 months ago by FyodorD Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Stockholm syndrome FyodorD?
    Posted 7 months ago by Mal'akh Subscriber! | Permalink