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Do you speak Glitch? New contest and/or whatever

If you speak Glitch you know what I mean when I say I lobe these 40-credit rug upgrades:
www.glitch.com/furniture/ma...
www.glitch.com/furniture/sh...

And, thanks to Dannelyn for a new Glitchy word,  my piggies think those rugs are fingerwagging scary:
www.glitch.com/snaps/PHFI3E...

Now, one of these rugs (your choice) can be YOURS for zero currantsy because this thread is a contest for the funniest post on the theme of Glitch vocabulary. And the post that I Vocable personally lobe the most in the next rl day will be the fingerwagging rug winner. 

//// ETA did I say the funniest? I meant the best post, although bear in mind I think funny is good.

Posted 7 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Everyone in PBMS (group) says "fuckweasel" after this "damn you auto correct" post:  www.damnyouautocorrect.com/6137/prom-dress/

    Although it's not that common to use "fuschia" in a sentence in the first place, we make it happen.
    Posted 7 months ago by Lettuce Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ooo I like that. Although maybe we should correct our spellcheckers now to say "fingerwagweasel."
    Posted 7 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've misspelled Thanks so many times when chatting...I just type it misspelled now on purpose...
    Thnacks!
    Posted 7 months ago by TheRick1041 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thnacks for sharing, Rick :-)
    Posted 7 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Tii, Zille, and Alph walk into the Hell bar.  After a couple too many fruity drinks, they are out of drink tickets.

    Alph says,"Hey bartender, if I can stump you with a riddle, will you give us more drinks?"

    The bartender agrees to the deal.

    Alph says, "How can garlic increase your mood?"

    "Easy. You donate it to a shrine," the bartender replies, "that riddle is Alphul!"
    Posted 7 months ago by Isabelle the Pug Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "You Glitchen can go sling yourselves for all I care. =P" - Mal'akh
    Posted 7 months ago by dm Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This? 
    Posted 7 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, if Mr piggies is scared, I say lobey them with aaaaaaaaaaaaaall my big red heart! Then they is a happy as a...a...gnome! Wowzers is the word Mr piggies then say!
    Posted 7 months ago by Maxy Cat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bacon NEEDS to be bringed back!
    Posted 7 months ago by OMG BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ((((((Rook)))))) I remember that thread! It was amazing:D I'd almost forgotten. I lobes you so fingerwagging much.
    Posted 7 months ago by Fernstream Subscriber! | Permalink
  • These are some awesome entries, please don't stop yet!
    Posted 7 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I lobe how fast fingerwagging/fwagging is spreading.
    Posted 7 months ago by le beebs Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Great thoughts from all of you, many thanks!

    And the winner, with a Glitchy joke for the ages, is Isabella the Pug! I will be sending you mail, but if you see this first, Isabella, let me know which rug you want, it is fwaggin YOURS! (Though all of you who commented were teh ossum and we all thank you very much.)
    Posted 7 months ago by Vocable Subscriber! | Permalink