As one of your dedicated disciples, Mr. Volare, I'm well versed in being amused by any and every thing, even the solemnly serious. I hope I'm doing it right!
Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was tired of being stared at.
No, ma'am, we at the FBI do not have a sense of humor, that we are aware of.
You're all wrong! I'm a liar and cheater, just like my 3 ex-wives! Muwhahahah, please oh please vote Sloth and Fox. I'll give everyone 10000000000 currants if so.