I own a young moon, who lives in my house and is treated as a member of the family. Today, I came back home...only to see my beloved moon had shrunk! Yes, my glorious celestial orb is now only a little yellow football! I can no longer even plug my headphones in to listen to its moony songs, as the cord has curled up. I am searching for an astronomer, cosmological vet or exorcist to right this awful situation.
Tiny Speck - please embiggen my moon again! Not everything is better smaller.