I feel so powerless against the ju ju bandits. All i can do is jump over them and run. But what I really want to do is take a stand and say "No Ju Ju bandit! The Paper is mine! Not Today!!!" Then stun him/it with shiny items of no intrinsic value, or dazzle him with rhetoric or blind him temporarily with bright lights from my orb. Or take him captive and imprison him in my yard, feeding him only on butter and eggs. Then i want to build up an army of ju ju bandits and unleash them in groddle forest on unsuspecting glitches. What say ye developers, any chance of all or one of these things happening?