Let me start off by saying Mwah hah hahhhhhhh. Now that I've got your attention here's our list of demands:
1. 50k
If these demands aren't met we will continue our campaign of rampant litterings. Like this one!
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Or maybe THIS ONE!
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If within 24 hours we still aren't rolling in the bling, driving beamers and sipping the finest hooch WE WILL POISON 23 TREES!
...you've been warned.
Signed,
Freeman McTavish the Eviler'er
CEO of Mining and Mining Related Accessories and SUFFICIENTLY EVIL!