Well, I won't mind at all if you re-use contributions from here, if other folks don't. I think that would be fun. I was hoping to get a long string going.
@Nanookie - I think I said that about the moonwalking chicken... Or, if it wasn't me that time, I have said it another time.
I love all the kooky things that're said in-game! There isn't a time that I sign in to play that I don't have a good laugh about something that someone (or even me) has said. I look forward to it.
Wow, I have a Word doc going back months with this sort of gem in it (I'm the "Only Heard in Glitch columnist KitkatCat referred to way up thread). May have to mine this thread for more gems but I can't share mine here yet...DUH 'cause I'm saving 'em for my column :D LOL
But I will say that bat poop is a recurring theme...as well as frogs. Lots of weird stuff about frogs in this game.
The one that had me cleaning my monitor, this test, was from the Help channel.
Started out with someone questioning about what had happened when they came back to the game and found themselves somewhere else and the response was something to the effect of "Congrats!! You went to Hell!!"