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What does your garden gnome say?

I recently taught mine to say BABIES TASTE LIKE CHICKEN and was wondering if anyone else has the same morbid sense of humor as I do.

Posted 16 months ago by Homura Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Eh, about a decade ago, I'd have been in total accord.

    I'm older now, though. I feel I've gotta chime in here. Intervene before things get ugly. Let me tell you. I've done the family thing. I've had babies.

    They don't taste like chicken. It's more of a linty, crayony taste.
    Posted 16 months ago by Kipple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Babies?!  Don't forget the pervasive taint of ammonia...

    Mine says "Don't forget your towel." 

    Was a reference to Hitchhikers Guide but Towelie says it too.

    ~~TJ Fuzzybut
    Posted 16 months ago by Thaddeus J Fuzzybut Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have a gnome out by my pig pen and he says "Keep pork off your fork." Silly gnome doesn't know we don't need forks on Ur.
    Posted 16 months ago by emdot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Fuzzybut: Hell yes! Now there's a gnome who really knows where his towel is.
    Posted 16 months ago by Kipple Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I wanna rock right now.  I'm Rob Bass and I came to get down."
    Posted 16 months ago by Circe Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mine says:
    1. Have PMS and a shotgun,any questions?
    2. Never mind the gnome,beware of owner.
    Posted 16 months ago by ~Scilly~ Subscriber! | Permalink