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Glitching in Real Life

Yesterday I was in the grocery store walking past the fish counter. There were decorative conch shells sitting on top, and I thought, "Oh, I should grab an extra to give someone who's lost theirs..."

--and then realized where I was!

I also have a great urge to "harvest" the Tabasco sauce from my hotel's breakfast buffet so I can go home and make purple essence.

What about you?

Posted 35 days ago by Gomi Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • no joke, i was literally just about to post something similar.

    because just now, i was eating leftover taco fixings for lunch. at some point i realized i only had cheese and tomatoes left in my dish, and i thought to myself "this is a damn fine lazy salad. damn fine."
    Posted 35 days ago by jerk nugget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've been thinking about making Hearty Omelets and such, because my RL fridge is on the spare side right now.
    Posted 35 days ago by Cinnamon Petrichor Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I wanna make all the food in Glitch. Some of it looks delicious that I just want to cook it all. 
    Posted 35 days ago by Deus Marionette Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I frequently find myself saying things that only make sense in Glitch. Like during the last Feat, when I told hubby I was going to go "resist squeezing chickens". Which, except for during the Feat, didn't even make sense in Glitch!

    Mostly, these things are only out loud around hubby, whose response is just "Glitch?" Other people look at me like I've spoken another language that just sounds like English (the individual words make sense, but not in that combination).
    Posted 35 days ago by kastlin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I had to chuckle last week when my wife shooed a couple of crows away from our garbage bin, then threw another bag in.  I wanted to tell her she needed to stun them first.
    Posted 35 days ago by Shootsin Latters Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A flummery must happen in real life...just has to.
    Posted 35 days ago by Abel Caine Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh, I agree with all of you!

    Would love to eat the food, must learn not to "speak glitch" around others, and I'm glad you and the missus survived your rook attack, Shootsin!
    Posted 35 days ago by Gomi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Proper Rice. That is all.
    Posted 35 days ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just noticed my computer battery was at 89% and I immediately though 'oh no! I need a drink to keep my computer's mood up...oh wait.'
    Posted 33 days ago by Sterne Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Driving down a side road recently and saw a large white rock with quite a bit of quartz. Think to self:
     *ohhh, there's a sparkly rock! will have to remember where it is in case I need some*
    Like I might need some Shrine Powder in RL...

    Flummery (supposedly an old Irish recipe)
    sounds to me like something similar to English Trifle
    1/3 cup almonds (sliced)2 ounces irish oatmeal1 cup heavy cream4 tablespoons honey1/4 cup Irish whiskey2 teaspoons lemon juice1 -2 cup berries (optional)Directions:Toast the almonds and oatmeal in a pan until slightly browned. Set aside.
    Whip the cream until smooth, but not stiff.Warm the honey VERY slightly, so that it will run easily.Fold the honey, whiskey, half of the toasted almonds & oatmeal, half the berries if using them & the lemon juice into the cream.Mix thoroughly but lightly, and spoon into tall individual glasses. (looks lovely in wine or champaign glasses).Sprinkle the remaining almonds/oatmeal and berries on top.Chill and Serve.http://www.food.com/recipe/irish-flummery-150431
    Posted 33 days ago by bludwaggie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A few weeks ago I saw a couple of short, rounded trees turned a brilliant red by the fall season.

    My brain said, "Spice trees."
    Posted 33 days ago by Moose J Finklestein Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Machines for everything! This guy on the TIME list of Best Inventions 2012 sounds really glitchy.
    Posted 30 days ago by kalsangikid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I was recently watering some plants and for a moment, expected them to talk to me.
    Posted 30 days ago by Ace of Imagination Subscriber! | Permalink
  • While walking to lunch yesterday, I came across a peat block in real life. I had to take a picture to share. Here it is.

    www.dropbox.com/s/qk2ov1jbi...
    Posted 30 days ago by Ustice Subscriber! | Permalink
  • In art history class my professor showed us Garden of Earthly Delights and I immediately thought, "Oh look! There's The Great Hole to Ix, Ix, and Naraka!"
    Posted 29 days ago by Sweetum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't know if you'll see this reply, Ustice, but I can't tell you how happy your peat block picture made me. :)
    Posted 27 days ago by Gomi Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A massive black bird has built a nest outside my window, and every time it lands it swoops past. I keep thinking the rook are attacking. :S
    Posted 27 days ago by eclipse666 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh my, I love these posts so much. I constantly look at redish trees and want to go gather them, because spice is oh so dear to me (being a devoted Potion and cooking everything I can). I wish it was possible to get all of the amazing foods from Glitch, or at least the recipes for all of them. I would spend so much time making them... that would be awesome(:
    Posted 27 days ago by Shrimpables Subscriber! | Permalink