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Cannibal Pigs!

I just realized that the pigs are unfeeling cannibals! I watched as a pig in my sister's house died of starvation (I've been a little lax in going over to feed them...) and another pig wandered over and satiated itself on the first's remains! It was horrifying! 

Posted 12 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • It's the Donner piggy!
    Posted 12 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • :: snort! ::
    Posted 12 months ago by ♪♥~ Auren ~♥♪ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hannibal Pig!
    Posted 12 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ... Hammibal Lectchops?
    Posted 12 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • soylent green pigs ??
    Posted 12 months ago by =^.^= Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The Silence of the Hams!
    Posted 12 months ago by Shiromisa Kaya Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Soylent Pink is piggies!
    Posted 12 months ago by Siderian Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It is common practice to rejuvenate a "nibbled out" pig by feeding it a piggie meat. When you encounter a sad piggie, feed it one meat and pet it twice. Good as new and happy as a piggie can be. They give those meat slices freely and it doesn't hurt them a bit.

    The case of a piggie eating from the meat drop of another piggie that has passed away is a little bit different, but it's still a natural part of the life cycle; its very likely the dispatched ex-piggie would have wanted its meat put to good use helping another piggie. So all is well.
    Posted 12 months ago by Parrow Gnolle Subscriber! | Permalink
  • But the prions!
    Posted 12 months ago by CrashTestPilot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since all piggies are clones of the original Ur-Piggy they all share the same prions, so no worries.

    No horrid incoming prions have been allowed to infect piggies since the beginning of Ur.
    Posted 12 months ago by Cassandria Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How do you then account for Illmenskie Jones?
    Posted 12 months ago by Pomegrandy Subscriber! | Permalink