You: You have a burning cubi in your bag. One that might have broken your heart in the races. He doesn't go fast, but he burns brightly, and he needs a loving home. A forever home.
Me: I'm an average glitchen, with an empty space in my heart and in my SDB wall. One that can only be filled by a cubi with a fiery passion for life. I like long walks through Ur, love mining, cooking, and dying. Willing to pay 175,000 currants dowry. Sorry, I'm not looking for one night stands or cubi "escort" services. Message me in game or leave something with my butler.