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#### 18 piggies, 10 butterflies, 2 chickens, 4 spice plants and a 32 slot cabinet, oh my! 1,000¢ a week!

Live in a bog house? Sometimes wish that you could grow crops as well as herbs? Or maybe you just want a little more storage space and access to an animal pen? Have I got an offer for you!
In the spirit of the brand-new-super-duper "key" access feature, I'm offering my house for rent to complete strangers! In addition to the fabulous features listed above, the house boasts amazing views over the savannah and convenient next-door access to the neighbourhood sign.
There are no limits on how you can use the house - you have full 100% access to every single thing and I promise I won't care in any way at all about what you do with it, even if you do take all my animals and leave it full of piggy poo. You can even kill my trees and replace them with the ones of your choice if you like. The house is yours.
"Which house is that?", I hear you say - well, this one, obviously.
Why am I doing this? Well, I'm far too busy playing Skyrim to log into Glitch much at the moment, so having someone to keep alive my animals until I resurface to everyday life again is the main upside for me ;)
If you're interested, feel free to add me and drop me a message in-game.

Posted 13 months ago by victoriah | Permalink

### Replies

- I'm interested!
  I'll rent it.
  Posted 13 months ago by Bathsheba | Permalink
- Don't know if serious or allowed by TS's ToS.
  Posted 13 months ago by Volkov | Permalink
- How about you just sell it to me? Puh-leeze! I'll give you more than market value!
  Posted 13 months ago by Plantagenet | Permalink
- Don't you guys see what this means?
  Now all you guys that have clans can have distributed housing!
  You can visit and dump stuff in virtually every neighborhood for mutual benefit!
  Now you just get to see if your friends are truly trustworthy!
  Muahahahahah.
  This is going to be VERY fun to watch.
  <gets popcorn>
  <pops beer>
  Posted 13 months ago by CrashTestPilot | Permalink
- I am a key collector...........
  ..........so feel free to send me a key to all your houses :)
  Posted 13 months ago by Jehannum | Permalink
- I was was playing skyrim and glitch semi simultaneously ....(alternating grinding and joining Nordic armies), lol, but Glitch has been winning me over! This is a cool idea.. May have to do the same thing if I get sucked in...
  Posted 13 months ago by Rapture | Permalink
- Of course it's serious. And I don't see any reason why it shouldn't be permitted.
  Posted 13 months ago by victoriah | Permalink
- >even if you do take all my animals and leave it full of piggy poo.
  >someone to keep alive my animals until I resurface to everyday life again
  Isn't this a contradiction :P
  Posted 13 months ago by AbelC | Permalink
- Not really a contradiction in terms of cash...a renter can't move 18 pigs in a week. So only 1 piggie gone at the end of each week.
  The renter could however let all the pigs die...
  If the renter is watchful and picks up the meat before the other piggies eat it then it would be 180 meat for for 1000 currants or 55.5 currants/meat. A rubian deal!
  Also, if nothing else the OP has currants coming in for doing nothing and can replace the piggies easily.
  As opposed to Skyrim killing his pigs anyway w/ nothing to show for it.
  Posted 13 months ago by M<3tra, obviously | Permalink