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How the Glitch Stole Zilloween

I've written a new Glitchy Story that rhymes. It's called "How the Glitch Stole Zilloween," on par to "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" by Dr. Seuss, and various other sources for inspiration, including this: 
brawlinthefamily.keenspot.c... (Brawl in the Family is a great comic for Nintendo fans like me!)

Here it is:

                                                                How the Glitch Stole Zilloween

                                                                 by AwesomeCardinal2000 (based on "How the Grinch Stole 
                                                           Christmas" by Dr. Seuss)

All the Glitchen in Ur liked the holidays a lot
But I Hate Zilloween, in his cave home, did NOT!
He loved to grief players and ruin their fun
But Zilloween? That was the best night among!
He always stole pumpkins from everyone's places.
They took all his keys and they gave him mean faces.
And now he couldn't do it. Unfortunately,
He could not follow in if he didn't have a key!
He said, "How on Ur will I do all my scheming?"
Then he thought an idea, his evil face beaming.
"I'll send some spam mail!" said I Hate Zilloween.
I'll do it all with a new high-tech machine."
He worked all the day in his small cluttered house, and
when he was done, built the Mailer Two-Thousand.
He hammered each nail and tightened each lock,
And it sent mail to all at around twelve o'clock.
"Help!" it read. "Send me some pumpkins by mail.
I need it to live, because I am so frail."
Everyone read it. Not giving a thought,
They sent all the pumpkins they'd worked for and bought!
But one newb was confused. "I Hate Zilloween! Hey!
Why do you want all my pumpkins today?"
He tricked the poor newbie. "I'm having a feast.
There'll be plenty of turkey. It'll be really beast.
If you go to a feast it will help level up.
I'll make Pumpkin Ale. I'll give you a cup."
And the newb sent him pumpkins, without too much thinking.
And then I Hate Zilloween went on with hi-jinking!
He stole all the pumpkins from community plots.
By the end of the day he had harvested lots.
As everyone strolled through the streets that cold night,
"Where's all your candy?!" they asked with a fright.
"I gave all my pumpkins to some guy named I Hate."
"So did I!" they replied. But it was too late.
"I Hate Zilloween's stolen all of our pumpkins!
Oh we do not like this. Oh no do we not-kins!"
The Glitchen were bummed. No jokes or a riddle.
But no one could help them. Not even a little.
Well, no one except for the Giants, who came in.
They said, "Do not worry. We know you will win."
They erased his account,gave his pumpkins away.
And everyone got lots of candy. "Hooray!"
And that was how Zilloween was rescued that day.

I hope you enjoyed it. 
Check out my other songs and stuff here: www.glitch.com/forum/genera...

Don't forget to comment so we can keep this post at the top and everyone can read it!
Happy Zilloween!

Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • well done! applause!
    Posted 10 months ago by Jo Jo Ruffledspouse Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Bravo! I got a big kick out of that. But you forgot to mention how I Hate Zilloween waited until the pumpkins turned to pies and then snagged them all up right before the homeowner's eyes!
    Posted 10 months ago by N2ZOrtolanaBlue Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol, that story must have taken ages!
    better yet, the mind it doth engages!
    Posted 10 months ago by RJStormRider Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol.... Maybe I could add that in too.
    If I do I'll give credit for it to you.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Claps vigorously*
    Posted 10 months ago by FTW BACON!! Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Actually, I wrote it all in less than an hour or two
    In my boring Math class. It is very quite true!
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks for reading this guys. I'm really grateful
    If I had some green eggs and ham I'd give you a plate full!
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i think that this story was rather delightful.
    all those terrible antics were really quite frightful.
    Posted 10 months ago by onion Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That was the best Glitchy poem that I've ever read.
    It'll spin for the rest of the night in my head.
    Posted 10 months ago by Sororia Rose Subscriber! | Permalink
  • awesome!!
    Posted 10 months ago by Sir Rachel Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like "How the Glitch Stole Zilloween", I do!
    It's gonna be stuck in my head for an hour or two.

    Great job!
    Posted 10 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "How The Glitch Stole Zilloween" is my fav'rite story yet,
    Glitchen everywhere will like it, I bet!
    Posted 10 months ago by NightDraconis Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well that's something to do in math class.
    But it couldn't have taken half class.
    Posted 10 months ago by Lorris Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *Couldn't have done is half-ass ;)
    Posted 10 months ago by Liza Throttlebottom Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I hope you guys all have a great Zilloween
    And don't get spam mail from a high tech machine.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • And do not forget you should post a reply
    "So others can read it as well," should you ask why.
    It's fairly quite simple. Just two lines that rhyme
    And also good rhythm. No waste of your time.
    I also suggest you read comments above
    The hilarious rhyme schemes I'm sure that you'll love.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • That was wonderful. ^^ And in time for Dr Suess's birthday (the Second of March)
    Posted 10 months ago by Ayasta Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Also Ayasta's birthday (the Second of March))
    Posted 10 months ago by Palindrome Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I find that surprising. I didn't even know!
    Let's give it for the man who wrote timeless tales long ago!
    Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you!
    Happy birthday Ted Geisel! We love you! It's true!
    Let's wish a happy birthday for Ayasta, too!
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh no! I accidentally posted mine twice
    If it took less to load it would be very nice.
    Posted 10 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sad to say, Zilloween will come to an end
    I hope you enjoyed all the cool stuff, my friend.
    Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cool lol
    Posted 9 months ago by Sweetie Subscriber! | Permalink