My proposal:
Deep within the furthest reaches in the remotiest corners of Ur there roams the exceedingly rare and surprisingly fleet ruminant known as the avocadoe. When plied with a sufficient number of margaritas, the avocadoe may produce guacs. In fact, it may hock a guac. Or it may drop a guac. (I don't know, for I've never seen one.) Regardless, when a Glitch collects 4 - 5 guacs (depending on size) and mashes them with an onion, some garlic, an herb, a tomato (preferably roma, de-seeded), salt and a lemon (it SHOULD be lime, but there are no limes, which distresses me greatly because there is margarita-making going on without limes and I can assure you that WOULD NOT HAPPEN at my house) one concocts the rarest and most magnificent of foods, guacamole. Guacamole can be eaten on sammiches. It can be eaten with tortillas. It can also be eaten straight out of the bowl as long as nobody else is looking. And it gives you supah-powers... namely a huge mood boost when in the throes of winter and BBQ season is officially months away.