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#### B.A.C.O.N.S.T.R.I.P.S.

With my new group, B.A.C.O.N.S.T.R.I.P.S., now UrWide travelers can explore the world together, hoping one day to save Glitch. Let me tell you a story...
Long, long, ago, the juju bandits were just mindless beings who wandered from place to place. The Rube was a small man with one hell of a nose, and a box with a mystery inside. The Giants were folds of light in the universe, floating around wherever the wind took them. And the Rook was not a bird, it was simply a cheerful man. There was a little girl, Glitch, they used to call her, whose life was shrouded in darkness. She studied the dark arts constantly, and one day, captured the lead juju bandit.
Glitch said the ancient script of mind control, which is now known as the forgotten telportation scripts, and commanded obeyance over the bandit. The jujus eyes narrowed, and shook his head. Glitch, enraged, levitated him in midair, and shoved a potion down its mouth (love potion) and the juju couldnt resist. She nodded, and shot him into the ancestrals, where he taught the other bandits Glitch's means of teleportation, which they still use to this day. Just then the Rube happened to be wandering around the ancestrals. The jujus, now evil, tripped him, and his mysterious box flung open, where countless items spewed out, sinking into the dirt(dust traps now), but an old tree poison fell on the Rube, where he then turned into wood and leaves, the box frozen into his hands for eternity.
Glitch watched the scenario from her focusing orb, but her thghts were distracted by a knock on the door. It was rook, who asked for a feathered cape for a party he was going to. Glitch laughed, and said, "you act so much like a rook. Why don't you become one?" Before rook could ask what that was, Glitch made the ultimate sacrifice to destroy the Giants once and for all. She took the wine of the dead and drank it. Before she died, she screamed, an ear bursting pitch that ruffled rooks hair, turning his skin into feathers. His feet turned into claws, and his eyes grew red and mean.
Controlled by an unimaginary force, he tore through the giants, shattereing them into 11, sinking into the ground, and growing shrines in their place. For they thought rook was bad, so they made a prime attack to defeat rook. After rook realized what he had done, he tried to kill Glitch's spirit, but she had taken shelter in Mezzanine, setting up a lair there, tricking people into thinking the rook was bad.
Rook decided to look for help from other people, but they were terrified of him, for the giants and Glitch convinced them that rook was bad. Believing that Glitch was bad, they they changed their spieces to Glitchen, in honor of Glitch. To this day, rook tries to convince that he is good, but no can do. Glitches still despise him. And the Rube still wanderes aimlessly through Glitch, wondering when the Glitches will give him the item he needs to save him from his tree form. And part of the Giants still remain, known as fireflies.

Posted 9 months ago by OMG BACON!! | Permalink

### Replies

- <3
  Posted 9 months ago by mazzy▲ | Permalink
- I love bacon I love you. I love bacon I love you. Yum Yum Yum! I'd get it myself but I don't have thumbs!
  Posted 9 months ago by Isabelle the Pug | Permalink
- Lol. I saw a firefly *this* big on glitch yesterday!
  Posted 9 months ago by OMG BACON!! | Permalink
- Bump! :)
  Posted 9 months ago by OMG BACON!! | Permalink
- So realistic! I love Bacon ( random )
  Posted 9 months ago by Princess Penelope ♥ | Permalink