today
contemplations is that even a word?
no food today but it doesn't matter
i am like a blockmaker give me dirt and i make blocks but i don't need the dirt to live
what is a blockmaker?
the next day
i am wondering how to categorize these days because honestly there is nothing else for me to do here other than float around and make sarcastic comments at a glitch when it does pop along
by the way
it didn't today
no glitches
no dirt.
3
see what i did there? i called it 3. because the first entry was 1, and the second was 2, so now this is 3. i would eat off this egg plant but i can't, somebody has to catch me and force the egg down my gullet and then my very fast digestive system will produce a small concentrated lump of guano that will be a decent fertilizer for glitchen to grow crops. they will then feed me crops and i will make more fertilizer.
how fun.
anyway i can't eat off this egg plant. i bet little eggy is mocking me. all those big words and whatnot. i bet it thinks i can't understand them. stupid eggy, only beany is dumber than you.
i don't need food of course but i like eggs.
4
my favorite tree is the bubble tree.
what is a bubble tree? i have never seen a bubble tree whatever that is but i heard a glitch say to another glitch, the bubble tree foresaw doom on ur again today, and that was when i decided that i like the bubble tree.
very much.
i think if i ever meet a bubble tree we will be best friends. maybe if it drops some bubbles i could fertilize its patch. we could live like that. no glitchen needed.
5
glitch came today and grabbed a wing of mine and gave me eggs.
ok. i like this glitch. and i think the eggs were from stupid eggy over there. eggy doesn't mind when glitch harvests its eggs but boy does it get mad when i eat them! haha. lol. ugh now i am sounding like stupid butterfly. i take back what i said about beany, butterfly is even dumber. i mean at least beany can spell...even if every other word is a pun that makes me want to vomit...i don't even know what would come out if i vomited because all the food gets compressed into that lump of poop. poopity poop.
6
it's pretty dark here so a glitch came and set down a jar of fireflies and then left.
i went and talked to the fireflies through the jar. at least i tried to. they were all screaming in agony so it was pretty hard to hold a decent conversation.
my attempts at chitchat went something like this.
me: hello.
them: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! we're trapped! aaaaaaaaaah!
me: yeah yeah i get it but then so am i i'm in this cave and you're in the jar and trust me it seems better in the jar. at least it's warm and you've got company, right? and no glitchen trying to shove planks down your throat all the time.
them: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! dooooom! dooooommm foooor uusssss!
they reminded me of bubble tree.
so i liked them.
7
the fireflies shut up. at least they stopped their synchronized screaming. no more doom predictions.
they said to me can you get us out?
well i said, can you get me out?
they said, can't you just fly out?
and for some stupid reason i'd never thought of that before.
so i thanked them and beat my wings against the glass until it broke and the fireflies were free! then they began to fade away because apparently fireflies can only live in bogs. they're dead now.
8
i took the fireflies' suggestion and flew towards the light.
it hurt my eyes but i wanted to see it anyway.
i found the exit and apparently ur is a lot prettier than i'd thought. anyway there was this weird plant, not an egg plant.
i said hello.
it said dooooom!
it was a bubble tree.