When you spend a great deal of time trying to figure out just how many more than 1000 meats you need to get closest to the emblem without going over and then, after throwing it all in, you realise that you had sprinkled Fertilite Dust instead of EHSP! - GAH!!
@sweet tangerine I did that when I first started playing. I had about 6 little bags and when I discovered that there were bigger bags just one row down I was kicking myself.
You've actually calculated how many of each item you need for a certain amount of things to craft in game, while offline, and you plan your Glitchy days in advance.
You're trying to meditate and one of your friends keeps IMing you and you're trying not to be rude, but all you're thinking is "Shut up, I'm trying to mediate over here and you're killing it!" So instead you politely ask them to stop IMing for a while and then they don't IM you for the rest of the day.
You accidentally shake a whole stack of butterfly milk (that you just purchased from the auctions) instead of just one.
You ask where you can get salt.
You make a really good friend on Glitch and have an awesome conversation, and friend them, but don't talk to each other afterward.
You invite one of your RL friends to join the game, but they never do. :/
You try to explain what Glitch is to your RL friends...it goes like this,"So basically, you are this character living in Giant's minds, and you can do a whole bunch of stuff, mine ore, squeeze chickens, pet trees and cook food, and...(seeing their blank/weird stares)... you awkwardly drop out of the conversation.
When you get off Glitch at 3 am, and then commence dreaming about it.
When someone stands behind you while you're mining and pours a Charades potion, without asking if anyone wants to play and there is only 1 other person besides the 2 of you on the street.
You are eating strawberries in RL and you absentmindedly say, "Mmmm, these cherries are good." Your parents (who happen to be in the vicinity as you make this comment) will go "What?" and you will try to correct yourself by saying that technically they're the same thing because you can convert cherries into strawberries. <_<;;;
When you've been mining for an hour alone and when someone comes along and helps you for a while your glitch just can't stop scratching it's ass. Just. can't. stop.
And no conversation or anything takes place. Just the scratching.
When you're the slowest miner in Ajaya Bliss.
When you're in a rook attack and you try to start a stun, but instead you click 'meditate'.
When you're at a party and all anyone does is comment on the scenery.
when you say the wrong rock name in AB,
when you let someone get in front of you in the AL,
when you drop your still before it's done loading, and have to go buy another one..... that one sucked....
when you make like a million sandwiches at a party, but forget to drop them,
when your friend says she saw some chickens, and you ask her if she got a music-block when she squeezed them.....
when some troll starts stealing the food at a party, and you don't know who it is, so you sit there and guard it....
when (at level 47 you really should know better, but) you are absentmindedly mashing the enter key while mining in Ilmenskie and accidentally feed all of your rather sizable stack of allspice to a batterfly who had been happily hovering around you.
When you've spent months shaking your head over chickens named "a" because you play with the mouse....and then one day something in you snaps, you too start spamming the enter key because it's faster....and you name a chicken "a".
... You try to understand what spocktermus is to a slightly dyslexic person and you can't figure it out. I feel stupid right now cause I still don't know lol
You see a dove IRL just sitting on the ground doing nothing, minding its own business, and you immediately look around to check if the street is too crowded.
That awkward moment when you release a huge deal of info the the wrong person via IM because lag selected the named above and below who you were going to IM.
You open a ticket because you can't feed an egg, and realize after that you were trying to feed an EGG and not a baby animal. Totally forgot to have a chicken set on it.
wow........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................OMG LOL THIS THING IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow...............................................................................................................................OMG LOL THIS THING IS INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!