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Tool Vendor and the Secret Organization he's working with

okay, recently ive been involved with a forum about Who the leader of the Jujus is. I threw out the idea that it was the Tool Vendor because his legs look kind of... Gummy. Then i started thinking about a Entirly made up story that i hope you enjoy involving Bureaucratics and the Tool Vendor:

Once upon a time, during the first beta, in a place called Gregarious Grange, there was a group of people called the Bureaucratic. On that Commitee were lizards and one alligator. This aligator's name was Tyler Vendop. All the alligators hated Tyler, and he worked all alone selling building permits. Eventually, he was replaced by another lizard. When he was replaced, all his fellow workers made fun of him as he left the building.

He walked around until he found a nice building full of more lizards where he applied for a job. He failed and walked around more. On his way, he gave himself a building permit, and bought tools from the alchemy and Hardware vendors. Then in the Glitchen Times, he read about 2 Non-Vendors selling items Named Uncle Friendly and Helga. He thought to himself, "I could do that!" Then, he ran, and ran, and ran, and started selling at a place called ceberakul.

No one bought his stuff. He looked normal, so some would slip pickles in his pocket. others would splank him and walk by. Others didn't notice. so he left, and wound up at a hat store. He was in the middle of buying a giant hat, when he was kidnapped. When he awoke, he was in a cave, having diffaculty breathing, surrounded by thousands of candies. He started to eat, when they screamed and he fainted.

When he awoke, he was wearing a heavy, tall, hat. He was gummy. He was KING! He then left to a place now known as Ceberakul plotting his revenge selling all the tools he collected while he was jobless. Not even the giants above knew his secret, until a little while later (when they add a Juju Hideout to the map)

HOPE you lieked it

URL to the above mentioned forum: www.glitch.com/forum/genera...

Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • okay I'm smiling! I always wondered why his hat was so big...because he's the King!! Well done CDOG! Will check out the forum - thanks!
    Posted 9 months ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • A very cute story. I am going to feel a little bit sorry for him whenever I visit from now on - and maybe try to slip him a pickle. :) Candies that scream when you eat them would make me faint too!
    Posted 9 months ago by Kookaburra Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Heheh, cute story! Poor tool vendor. I am afraid of how he will exact his revenge now... O.o
    Posted 9 months ago by SeerQueen Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Glad you all liked it
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I've tried to end his suffering...
    Posted 9 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • LOL I LOBE DAT PIC!
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I been readin poems at the tool vendor on and off about the working man's plight, and lamenting his sad fate, left there to buy stuff from glitches for the rest of his days. Glad other people are picking up on his misery.
    Posted 9 months ago by Moehr Ossum Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think this tale is awesome
    I enjoyed it very much
    I hope that you will write some more
    And other stuff and such!
    Posted 9 months ago by AwesomeCardinal2000 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • There's an interview with one of the tool vendors here:
    glitchnaturalist.tumblr.com...
    Posted 9 months ago by MG Botia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well done cdog. Hope to hear even more back story
    Posted 9 months ago by Hen vla Ham Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol glad you all liked it. I'll make one about Uncle Friendly or somethimg else another time
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The reason i have the "Juju Hideout" idea up there is because i have heard Possible-True Rumours of a place being imagined by the giants called Just taht
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • is this true?
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I love that tool vendor and have proposed marriage several times. I love his big mask and his tiny feet. I just wish people wouldn't constantly stand in front of him, it makes gazing longingly at him very difficult!
    Posted 9 months ago by Pyrrhocorax Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol Pyrr glad you feel that way about THEM! Is there one in particular you like?
    Posted 9 months ago by Taco Assassin Subscriber! | Permalink