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Worst Glitch-based pick up line?

What's the worst line you can come up with?

Posted 12 months ago by FormerlyClayr Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Lets get glitchy in the deeps

    Bet I can make you squawk louder than a chicken being squeezed :)

    Your peat pile or mine
    Posted 12 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mind if I scoop your jellisacs?
    Posted 12 months ago by The Mick Jagger Kid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Wanna go somewhere private and caress my banana."

    "I'm huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge."

    And for the toe fetishists.... "Can I nibble your piggies"
    Posted 12 months ago by Malus Agricola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hi, How about we play a game of Grab 'Em Good?
    Posted 12 months ago by The Mick Jagger Kid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wanna pet my wood tree?
    Posted 12 months ago by Quinton Falkner Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How would you like me to restore your blockmaker with my fuel cell?
    Posted 12 months ago by The Mick Jagger Kid Subscriber! | Permalink
  • can I grind some salt on you?
    Posted 12 months ago by Djoe6897 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You don't even have to pay, for my Mr Pickle.
    Posted 12 months ago by monty the moon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wow!  I bet you're even better than my High-Class Hoe!
    Posted 12 months ago by Nerd of Epic Subscriber! | Permalink
  • To play on Djoe's "Hey baby, more grinding leads to more cumin."
    Posted 12 months ago by Malus Agricola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Let's go back to your place and season your eggs."
    Posted 12 months ago by Malus Agricola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hi, I am Stoot :p
    Posted 12 months ago by riscy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I'd like to spice up your cold taco with my secret sauce."

    Ok... I should probably stop.
    Posted 12 months ago by Malus Agricola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • My irrigator 9000 will make your seeds sprout !
    Posted 12 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like to request incubation.
    Posted 12 months ago by Captain Herbalife Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah ... think I better quit before I say something about the bubble tuner ! :p
    Posted 12 months ago by BlackWolf Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wanna play with my funpickle?
    Posted 12 months ago by Arii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (sorry, double post.)
    Posted 12 months ago by Arii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Got Crabs? ...Cause I have plenty... ;D
    Posted 12 months ago by GravityGrip Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wanna buy my high-class hoe?
    Posted 12 months ago by Captain Herbalife Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Mind if i milk you later? ;-)

    love this thread! =)
    Posted 12 months ago by starrkittyface Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Want to caress my emblems? - True story, no wrong intentions...
    Posted 12 months ago by Rook Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wanna Fjarcke?

    Cuz I wanna Bonelington Hole.
    Posted 12 months ago by Rosty Subscriber! | Permalink
  • not one I made up, but one sadly used on me recently.

    glitchy: can I make you a drink?
    me: um, yeah, sure.
    glitchy: You seem the type of woman to make the earth move, I'll make you an earthshaker.
    me: um, on second thoughts, no thanks.
    Posted 12 months ago by Oristia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "Your mouth says no-no right now, but I see sparkles in your eyes."

    Giants, I really wish I could come up with something that uses "startling fecundity"... ;-)
    Posted 12 months ago by Grem Sketch Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I suppose it would only be a pick up line if you were Sheldon from Big Bang Theory buttttttt..: "Well.... Those hips indicate you would be capable of startling fecundity!!"
    Posted 12 months ago by Fairystinky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I'm turned on by your easy animalia."
    "Wanna come over and tithe my icon?"
    Posted 12 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd like to rubemycin up against your tiite spriggase
    Posted 12 months ago by Malus Agricola Subscriber! | Permalink
  • XDDDDD This thread is the best!
    Posted 12 months ago by Fairystinky Subscriber! | Permalink
  • "I have quoins.".
    This one is 100% Guaranteed

    "My Funpickle can teleport you anywhere. Even my bedroom.".
    "I want my Walloping big Diamond in your Bigger Bag.".
    "Let's play Charades, and guess the safe word!".
    "Is that a censor bar, or are you happy to see me?".
    "HURRY UP PLEASE, IT'S TIME."
    "If you were a piggy, I'd totally nibble you.".
    "You want to massage my butterfly? You don't even need lotion.".
    Posted 12 months ago by Volkov Subscriber! | Permalink
  • You make my bubbles hard.
    Lemme season your beans.
    I wanna poke into your stinky cheese.
    Hey, you want some of my meat in your bun?
    I'm gonna harvest your cherries.
    Posted 12 months ago by Eriol Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd love to fertilize your seeds.
    Posted 12 months ago by Xocd Subscriber! | Permalink
  • How about I plant my seeds in your bed?
    Posted 12 months ago by Xocd Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you tinker with my tool, I bet you can fix it up just perfect.
    Posted 12 months ago by Gronkles McGee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If you really want a mood-lifter, try some of MY savory smoothie.

    (oh giants, what is this thread doing to my brain?)
    Posted 12 months ago by Gronkles McGee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Buy me a Flaming Humbaba and I'll grind your barnicles.
    Posted 12 months ago by Octo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This has to be my favourite forum thread.

    You can rub my bar anytime Clayr!
    Posted 12 months ago by nightning Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Girl, I'm like Tree Poison. I'll get the job done in 3 minutes.
    Posted 12 months ago by Jessup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Okay one more...

    Girl, roll with me and I'll keep you like my global chat settings: Always turned on.

    Done now.
    Posted 12 months ago by Jessup Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hey babe, how about I take this Guano and... yaa I'm not very good at this
    Posted 12 months ago by Bradamus Prime Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Rosy,no Timecin
    Posted 12 months ago by Epic Cheese Guy Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Wanna see what's down my boghouse hole?  XD
    Posted 12 months ago by Cloudie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (Rube's pick up line) I'll give you a wood tree seed for one of your eggs
    Posted 12 months ago by sgjo Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Inspired by the genius of Jessup:

    Girl, I'm like EHSP: When I donate to your shrine, the effects are tripled.
    Posted 12 months ago by Gronkles McGee Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is that an octopus on your head, or are you just happy to see me?

    Looking for ghosts? You can certainly raise my spirits..

    Candy is dandy, but No-No is quicker.
    Posted 12 months ago by MrVolare Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Please come home with me - I'm down to my last egg.
    Posted 12 months ago by Voluptua Sneezelips Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @ Captain Herbalife , I am absolutely HOWLING at your incubation request :D :D :D
    Posted 12 months ago by Ashbet Subscriber! | Permalink