Hello, everyone.
Let me preface this suggestion: I have a dark sense of humor. Last night, I had been chatting with a few Glitchen over the best items to donate, and I made the observation that we should be able to donate players under level 5. (I'll admit: I'm a bit icon-crazed.) Out of the progressively more warped conversation, a germ of an idea arose: a noob (virgin?) sacrifice quest.
The premise is that once a player reaches a certain level they are prompted to coax a player under level five with a special item (player PurpleLogic suggests "level-up licorice"), which enables them to be donated to a shrine. The "twist" is that you must convince the noob player to trade for that item and consume it. Once they do, they wake up in hell with a headache and a Bamboozled Badge; the "donating" player completes their quest with whatever appropriate award. (In a conversation with Voluptua Sneezelips, who has challenged herself to make it to level 60 without dying, it was suggested there be some alternative 'purgatory' that they are sent to.)
In hell (or wherever), the noob gets a stern talking to from a safety croc. Maybe, the moral will be 'don't take candy from a stranger' or 'be careful in your choice of Glitchy associates'--or it can be purely for the lulz. Maybe, there is even an option to do a more nice guy/gal angle on the quest. What say you, Glitchen? I'd be really interested to see what you think. At the very least, It was good for some laughs on my end. :-P
Cheers,
Tayyib