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What's Inside the Boooooxxxxx???? Two Moving Boxes for Sale

Never been opened, tape uncut, still in original packaging! 

These are from the old housing quarters and contain (probably minor) stuff that I left behind when I moved. 

Perfect for climbing inside to hide from visitors,* or for using as decorative items to give your home that aura of cluttered impermanence.

Make an offer here or catch me in game!

*Okay, you can't really climb inside them. That would be totally cool, though.

Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • *climbs in, tapes flaps shut*
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is like Storage Wars, Sirentist, except the storage units are worth more than the contents!  ;D
    Posted 7 months ago by Katechol Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Updated Offer: Moving Box for Sale

    Contains one captive elf, friendly, mischievous, and box-trained (mostly). Captive elves are known to be easily tricked into performing various sorts of menial labor. However since they are so small, this doesn't turn out to be all that helpful. They are prone to randomly rearranging your belongings and making terrible puns. Note: Training requires lots of onion rings. Onion rings not included in offer.

    1,000,000 currants or best offer.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • " 1,000,000 currants or best offer"

    I'll give you 5 C.
    Posted 7 months ago by I Love You TS Subscriber! | Permalink
  • lol
    Posted 7 months ago by Pickle Bob Subscriber! | Permalink
  • im worth at least 12 currants, tyvm

    send onion rings
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since I'm rich, I'll give you 13.
    Posted 7 months ago by NO DELETIN BACON>:O Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Just to clarify, is it two boxes with one elf in each or two boxes with one half of an elf in each?
    Posted 7 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Hmm, MaryLiLamb. Right now it's one elf in one box. But are you perhaps looking to purchase two moving boxes, each of which contains a half-elf? I'm sure we can work something out!

    Edited to add:

    Wanted to buy: 

    heavy duty twist ties, fabric scissors, pliers, superglue, and one bone saw
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Well, for decorating purposes, a matched pair would be nice....
    Posted 7 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • there is only one

    unless you pay me cash, plus a pony
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Catch me in game, MaryLiLamb! Bring extra onion rings and a mousetrap. 

    Edited to add: Oh all right. I suppose a butterfly net of some kind might work too.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I never said which box i got into...MUHAHAHHA..you might buy one and surprise!!!!1 No elf inside!
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't worry, MaryLiLamb, it'll be easy to tell which box the elf is in. All we have to do is listen for the pony demands and self-satisfied elfin laughter sounds.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • im very quiet...
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Yeah, it does seem kinda mouthy. Can it be taught phrases like a gnome???
    Posted 7 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I don't know. Perhaps with some rigorous operant conditioning? I do have a scat mat, a staple gun, and some dentistry tools. I'm sure we can teach it to say something interesting.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • im hiding in a box of twinkies..
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I offer 200k
    Posted 7 months ago by drakodood Subscriber! | Permalink
  • is the elf potty trained? I don't have time to train it...
    Posted 7 months ago by Avery♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Avery[heart], it appears to be more or less box trained.

    @drakodood, throw in a few wall segments and we might have a deal. 
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll give you 2k!
    Posted 7 months ago by Sir Runalot Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i can poop on command, is that what you mean?

    its fun!
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll give you 10k for both! ( There better not be just 1 stupid chick cubimal in there...)
    Posted 7 months ago by ♥Cookie Raider♥ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I offer 9C. (I'm broke ATM :P)
    Posted 7 months ago by ❅Cobalt❅ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I offer 25K for both.
    Posted 7 months ago by gracerigney Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I gotta cold so whoever buys me has to feed me gallons of fresh chicken soup.  CONSTANTLY.

    I aint cleaning up the mess, either.
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • See what happens when you let an elf move in? You end up with poop, more demands, and a thread full of joke offers.

    I will pay someone 760k to take the elf away. You must take it in the moving box, though. Since starting price for the elf box was 1,000,000, that means you'll only have to give me 240k and you'll get BOTH the elf AND the moving box. Good deal! Good deal!
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • but this box is nice, it has cable tv.....my soaps are on...
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'll gladly pay 1,0-*hears ☣ elf ☣ inside* Er, can you pay me 1,000,000 for having to deal with the pain of that guy? *throws sticks in firebog fire*
    Posted 7 months ago by NO DELETIN BACON>:O Subscriber! | Permalink
  • This is hands down the best thread on the forums right now.

    Also I'm confused as to what the high bid is, probably because I'm laughing too hard.
    Posted 7 months ago by SkyWaitress Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I think there's only 2, maybe 3 genuine bids.  To be honest I passed it by as it didn't come across as a sell thread.  I'm guessing she still have the 2 boxes left to sell. 

    Highest is 200k by Drakodood 
    Posted 7 months ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thank you Arabesque, a big part of my confusion was the silly 1 million offers and that there were lower offers after the 200k offer... Anyway, I'd like to offer 201k then.

    And as much as I lobe Elf you can keep him. Please and thank you.
    Posted 7 months ago by SkyWaitress Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @SkyWaitress, a couple people have contacted me about wanting to sell theirs (or wanting me to be the middle person to sell theirs for them). Give me a holler in-game; I think one way or another, if you're open to a little negotiation, we can hook you up with a box of your own!

    And for the public record:

    I sold a friend's box for 255k;
    Another went for 100k plus 100 Pis;
    and I sold one of mine for 200k plus six wall segments.

     
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • i want milkshake now...
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • So you're saying your sale is now over? You've sold 3? I don't need anymore but if the sale is closed I'd change the subject heading to reflect.

    Smoothies are the new milkshake.
    Posted 7 months ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Smoothies are a lie.
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Smoothies are healthy.
    Posted 7 months ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *burps* Pardon me.
    Posted 7 months ago by ~Arabesque~ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I bought the one for 200k and the six segments. I also gave her a hearty thank you for *not* including the elf.
    Posted 7 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • oh ill be over to move into my box soon.  when you are not looking, im zoomin in.
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @Arabesque, thanks for your close attention to this thread! No, I didn't say my sale is over now; I've left the title as is to reflect that I'm still selling. If you're interested in actually buying a moving box, get in touch with me! If I don't have one on hand, I can connect you with someone who does, or can get a box from one of the people who've asked me to sell theirs for them. I've arranged things with folks so I can easily get to the various boxes that are scattered around. One way or another you'll be guaranteed quick access to the moving box of your dreams!

    @MaryLiLamb, it appears the elf is on its way to take up residence in your moving box. From the depths of my own relief, I offer you my heartfelt condolences. And some disinfectant.
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink
  • im very clean, as long as you feed me 14 times a day
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • ::hides onion rings::
    ::locks door::
    ::shoves box in attic::
    What box? There's no box at my house!
    Posted 7 months ago by MaryLiLamb Subscriber! | Permalink
  • If there are still some boxes left I can add to my original offer !!!
    Posted 7 months ago by drakodood Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *climbs in box, tapes flaps shut, turns on cable tv...drinks milkshake*

    surrrrrrrkkkk!
    Posted 7 months ago by ☣ elf ☣ Subscriber! | Permalink
  • @drakodood, I can still hook you up with some boxes! If you want more than three, it will take me a little time to orchestrate, but I'm sure we can work it out. 

    You can make an updated offer here, or catch me in game, or send me a mail message. I'm super flexible. *touches toes*
    Posted 7 months ago by Sirentist Subscriber! | Permalink