Dinner put on hold while you make that one long rejoinder that won't really make a difference? Baby screaming in the background but you just have to comment on this hilarious topic? Or even (gasp) letting someone else the WHOLE sparkly - while you obsessively refresh a fast-moving thread in another tab?
Breathe. Feel the heart of the giants. Here's a greasemonkey script for the general-forum-addicted Glitch with a life.
Whenever you open the general forum, this script innocently takes you to the offtopic forum instead. Disclaimer: It's pretty trivial, but if it can save anyone else's marbles, so much the better. Crossposted from offtopic.
forum redirect script for the desperate, like Lara