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All Hail The Green Thing

I wanted to start a group about this, but can't figure out how (maybe you can't if you are already in max groups).  I am starting a cult that worships the great and powerful Green Thing.  I hear if you leave donations to the great Green Thing, you will be blessed with happiness and fortune!

Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink

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  • Is this a new thing I don't know about?
    Posted 16 months ago by Arii Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It's THE new thing.  Soon everybody will be asking about it!
    Posted 16 months ago by FlirtyvonSexenhaven Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Where IS this new green thing?  I want to be all agog
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I want to be all agog too! lol :D
    Posted 16 months ago by Ebil Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Question: Can the followers of the poof also be under the umbrella of the "green thing?"
    Posted 16 months ago by Jhennauchan Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Jhenn:  Certainly!  Plenty of room for Poof's in the house of the Green Thing.
    Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I AM OFFENDED BY THE USE OF THE WORD "POOF"!
    Posted 16 months ago by Biff Beefbat Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol the Green thing :D
    Posted 16 months ago by s200401150 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Amen. LOVE to The Green Thing!
    Posted 16 months ago by WhizGidget Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Alright, we need to hogtie Biff Beefbat and poke him until he POOFS
    Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Or poof him until he pokes?

    *munches loofah*
    Posted 16 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • whatssssss the green thing....  :-O Get me told this instant ..I want to be agogged lol 
    Posted 16 months ago by Cryztal Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Is the Hulk here? o.0
    Posted 16 months ago by Codex Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pink Hulk is *here*! :D

    ETA: rookery.s3.amazonaws.com/17...

    ETA II: ROOKERY! Apparently the pink Hulk is the work of the Rook!
    Posted 16 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Cerulean: Oh wow!!
    Posted 16 months ago by Codex Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No, its nothing something dumb like the hulk!  It's way better.  You have to leave out donations and perhaps it will show up.  Make a wish on the Dragon's head and you might see the green thing.
    Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • so cryptic....
    Posted 16 months ago by Muncey Mango Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I JUST CAME IN HERE TO START A THREAD ABOUT THIS. WHERE IS EVRAVON AND DON? We need to talk about the GREEN THING. (I admire the Green Thing from afar.)
    Posted 16 months ago by StarBryte Subscriber! | Permalink
  • It is my life's goal to be poofed by the Green Thing. Maybe one day, my dream will come true.
    Posted 16 months ago by LitaPie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • .
    Posted 16 months ago by Shea Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Please leave donations in front of my house or in my mailbox :) If you stack it on top of a note describing what you left then I will know where it came from and you will be *BLESSED*

    Luxt eep Tuumb!

    The Green Thing Has Spoken!
    Posted 16 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Nothing something dumb. xD

    It sounds like Kryptoniteeeeee.
    Posted 16 months ago by Cerulean Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I have come, my children. I was The Green Thing's love interest (I think), and I'm pretty sure it's still stalking me. I keep getting creepy notes left outside the door to my house.

    Also, upon checking its profile today, The Green Thing looks even creepier than it did before. It changed its hat!
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Oh also, we don't "worship" The Green Thing. We're afraid of it. We run and hide from it. You're taking this the complete wrong direction, Laur!
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Listen to me, Laurali. You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is people!
    Posted 16 months ago by g33kgurrl Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'm confused...
    Posted 16 months ago by CYMR0 Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thread got buried.
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't be confused, just donate lol
    Posted 16 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Don't listen to it! It's a trap!
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Are we talking about the ball in Plexus, or something more like the Great Pumpkin, that only Linus believes in at first, but he's able to sucker people into waiting up all night for it just to find out that it doesn't exist after all?
    Posted 16 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • The GREEN THING has actually spoken in this thread!  Oh Holy Day we are so blessed to be spoken to by the almighty.

    Leave donations in front of IxÆoN's house because it IS the almight green thing, and doing so will leave you in good favor with the Green Thing.

    Who knows, you might even be POOFED
    Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Does that mean I am the green thing? If so, I demand that the donations be left to me personally!
    Posted 16 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • No no, the Green Thing is IxÆoN
    Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Pfff, I was the one that posted right before your declaration, so it was obviously referring to me.
    Posted 16 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Since there are a ton of confused people, I'll elaborate:

    A couple of nights ago I got drunk IRL and later in the evening I logged onto Glitch. Some people were having a party. I went to the party, hung out for a bit, and when things started to die down I offered to move the party to my mansion in Kajuu. We invited everyone in Global Chat and eventually we had like 20 people running around my house. One of those "people", was IxAeoN. It was very scary looking. It was all green with yellow horns. Everyone in the party was socializing and having a good time, but The Green Thing was just following people around and staring. Occasionally, it would say random nonsense words like it was on Purple, or go wander off into the piggy pen by itself for minutes at a time. Nobody knows what occurred between the piggies and The Green Thing during these brief moments.

    Don Draper's wife, (something Cullen), kept referring to it as "The Green Thing". It scared the crap out of her.

    The next day, I got online early in the morning, and a few of us in Global Chat were laughing and talking about what transpired the previous evening. We kept referring to The Green Thing. Don Draper said some pretty hilarious things about it, and when I finally left my house to go explore, there was a note from The Green Thing laying just outside. Apparently, it had been reading Global Chat the entire time but never made its presence known. The note said something along the lines of, "HEY, I resemble that remark. I am not a 'thing'."

    Since then, everyone who was around that morning for The Great Green Thing Discussion has been occasionally bringing it up. Thus, the legend of The Green Thing was born.

    Side note: Don Draper and I have agreed upon something. The next time we see it in-game, we're running for our lives.
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I believe the people who started it were myself, Don Draper, StarBryte, Innie and Laurali.
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I <3 <3  IxAeoN.  Already am all agog, mission accomplished.
    Posted 16 months ago by Nanookie Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Thanks for the explanation Evravon. The whole "thing" sounds very intriguing (and hilarious). Shame on certain someones for messing around with those who weren't around for the event... Excuse me for being clueless, LOL.
    Posted 16 months ago by Shepherdmoon Subscriber! | Permalink
  •  Yeah I saw a couple people mention it and a question mark started to fizzle over my head.  Thanks for the clarification!
    Posted 16 months ago by Saraphim Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Lol we now worship the green thing by leaving it presents and hoping we well be blessed by the great green things presence
    Posted 16 months ago by Laurali Subscriber! | Permalink
  • *poof*?
    Posted 16 months ago by Jennyanydots Subscriber! | Permalink
  • We do not, in any way, shape, or form, worship The Green Thing. It is a scary green monster and if you see it, you run. It'll either molest your piggies, steal your meat collector or shout nonsense words at you.
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Man, I miss all the best parties. D:
    Posted 16 months ago by Mahkia Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I'd do no such thing! I'm a lover of all things, especially GlitchenKind!! I even have love for Evravon and Don Draper, even if they have falsely accused me. If I shout @ all I shout blessings and healing sounds!!!

    I don't thieve things, I drop them; For to give, is to receive...
    Sharing is Caring :)
     ~ Luxt eep Tuumb
    Posted 16 months ago by IxÆoN Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Should we start calling The Green Thing something else? I'm tempted to call him The Green Thang.

    Evravon, your reaction to The Green Thing might reveal more about you than about it. 

    By the way, I think it's fantastic that you gave a *pretty* thorough explanation of the situation, Evravon, However, you left out an important detail. On *the morning after* your party, when you and Don were telling me about The Green Thing (which I missed because I left the party -- worst idea ever, apparently!), I said in Global Chat -- that The Green Thing hears all and probably was reading our conversation. THEN you found the note outside your place! I was LOLing so much IRL about that!

    OMG, LitaPie wants to be poofed by The Green Thang?! LOL!!

    I love all, including Green Thangs, and I give treats to all of my friends, so I will be sending The Green Thang some presents in the next test with hopes to be blessed in return.
    Posted 16 months ago by StarBryte Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Sorry I omitted that!

    In a completely unrelated matter, check out the video Shea and I made several months ago and let us know what you think! youtu.be/0uPUfSa37Cs

    For those of you who want to know what it is before actually checking it, it's a cover of a Breaking Benjamin song called "So Cold". And yes, my pajama pants are that amazing in real life too.
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • Evravon.......AMAZING!!  Shea, you have one hell of a voice, my dear :) 
    Posted 16 months ago by Innie✿, Obviously Subscriber! | Permalink
  • (I'm happy to have something to contribute to the story, that's all.)

    Evravon, your latest post is the BEST off topic post ever. You two sound awesome! Thanks for sharing a bit of yourselves with us.

    Shea, I love the Jar of Hearts cover, too!
    Posted 16 months ago by StarBryte Subscriber! | Permalink
  • She has the best voice ever, doesn't she?

    Thank you for the kind words. :)
    Posted 16 months ago by Evravon Subscriber! | Permalink
  • I like that you shared a bit about who you two are offline. 
    Posted 16 months ago by StarBryte Subscriber! | Permalink
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